What Earth music does Darkseid listen to when no one’s watching?

What Earth music does Darkseid listen to when no one’s watching?

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Nelly

Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe

Hotline Bling

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Celine Dion, he fucking loves my heart will go on.

The Killers

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This song is the anti-life equation.

Prove me wrong.

I would but I don't want this to fuck up my Youtube algorithms

Spice Girls?

Smart move.
But incognito move is there for a GOOD reason.

Rap and country.

Anime openings. Specifically Shoujo and little girl slice of life stuff.

Tom Jones

Depressing goth/emo music, crying into a pillow while his mascera runs

melanie martinez

Brotherman Bill

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"Darkseid always hated music" - Superman, Final Crisis 7:15

How in the holy mother of fuck has no one said “Dark side of the moon”?

Darkseid of the Moon

Taylor Swift

Which logically is why Darkseid would only listen to freeform jazz.

Laibach

Dial-up tones

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Why does Darkseid hate music?

He was a failed flutist

He looks like the type of guy who listens to OSTs of his most recently watched movie.

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Tom Waits.

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I think there’s something about taking the chaotic randomness of something as simple as noise and reorganizing it into something pleasurable that doesn’t fit right with Darkseid’s MO. Art is subjective and taste isn’t really quantifiable or rational, and since Darkseid likes to mathematically prove his dominance over all things, things people enjoy that don’t seem to make logical sense really grinds his gears. The mechanics behind it all make logical sense, but he can’t control something that transitory and immaterial.

*KLAXON*
DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

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In reality? Probably classical.

based.

Mars The Bringer of War in perpetual loop.

Enya

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Carly Rae Jepsen

I always thought Darkseid would be a Power Metal fan

Bubblegum pop.

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Music makes people happy. Happy people are not true servants of the Master of Apokolips.

Ska

Really? A pic of the guy from QI?

Absolutely Based