What Earth music does Darkseid listen to when no one’s watching?
What Earth music does Darkseid listen to when no one’s watching?
Nelly
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
Hotline Bling
Celine Dion, he fucking loves my heart will go on.
The Killers
youtube.com
This song is the anti-life equation.
Prove me wrong.
I would but I don't want this to fuck up my Youtube algorithms
Spice Girls?
Smart move.
But incognito move is there for a GOOD reason.
Rap and country.
Anime openings. Specifically Shoujo and little girl slice of life stuff.
Tom Jones
Depressing goth/emo music, crying into a pillow while his mascera runs
melanie martinez
Brotherman Bill
"Darkseid always hated music" - Superman, Final Crisis 7:15
How in the holy mother of fuck has no one said “Dark side of the moon”?
Darkseid of the Moon
Taylor Swift
Which logically is why Darkseid would only listen to freeform jazz.
Laibach
Dial-up tones
Why does Darkseid hate music?
He was a failed flutist
He looks like the type of guy who listens to OSTs of his most recently watched movie.
Tom Waits.
I think there’s something about taking the chaotic randomness of something as simple as noise and reorganizing it into something pleasurable that doesn’t fit right with Darkseid’s MO. Art is subjective and taste isn’t really quantifiable or rational, and since Darkseid likes to mathematically prove his dominance over all things, things people enjoy that don’t seem to make logical sense really grinds his gears. The mechanics behind it all make logical sense, but he can’t control something that transitory and immaterial.
*KLAXON*
DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
In reality? Probably classical.
based.
Mars The Bringer of War in perpetual loop.
Carly Rae Jepsen
I always thought Darkseid would be a Power Metal fan
Bubblegum pop.
Music makes people happy. Happy people are not true servants of the Master of Apokolips.
Ska
Really? A pic of the guy from QI?
Absolutely Based