Mister Miracle and Big Barda

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Shit couple. No woman wants a man smaller and weaker than her.

Also Scott’s little white dick couldn’t possibly satisfy her big pussy

Wasn't some writer trying to get back at Kirby?

They're madly in love with each other. Not in some sappy overdemonstrative way, because that's cloying. It just permeates every fiber of their being. It's incredibly wholesome and cheery.

So who fell in love with who first, do you think?

Barda with Scott, or Scott with Barda?

The sad part is is that DC Comic has a lot of great couples that so many writers just prove they suck hard at writing couples. I'm honestly surprised Mister Miracle and Big Barda have lasted as long as they have, to be honest.

>the Wonder Twins issue you sperged over?
Now I've got to hear about this

Isn't Scott still stuck in Apocalypse because life was too hard?

Dude, Barda was always bigger than Scott even before King

Barda was with the Furies, so it was definitely Scott who initiated it and used The Power Of Love to bring her over to the side of good.

Like Ralph and Sue Dibny.

>Barda has Scott in a full body bondage harness
>Turns around to get the whip
>Turns back to find him stood freely yelling "TADA!!!"
>"FOR FUCKS SAKE SCOTT!!!"

I thought Barda fell in love with Scott first after seeing him refuse to submit and break down like she did despite all the torture in the X pit

I don’t really think Scott had time to fall in love first when he was either getting tortured or escaping constantly

>I don’t really think Scott had time to fall in love first when he was either getting tortured or escaping constantly
Who says that love can't bloom in the battlefield?

My boy Scott Free is anything but weak. He endured the torture and conditioning of Apokolips, resisted Darkseid’s will

Basically Zan went on a date with a cheerleader who wasn’t fully over her ex. They went to a movie, the ex came back and admitted he was a complete dick, they reconciled, and Jan was completely cool with it because he was confident in getting a new date tomorrow. She thanked Zan for the wonderful evening and for understanding, and Jan continues to seek new pussy. One user took this the wrong way, and continues to push the idea this condones cuckholding for whatever reason

Found the self-conscious manlet assured that it's height and not his personality that makes him a piranha.

talking from experience, I presume

>he thinks all romantic relationships in fiction are solely based on lust and sexual attraction
have sex

Even for a board about comics, that is a whole new level of sad fixation.

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You're saying this in a board where there's at least two confirmed company-wars shitposters and a guy that has had an obsession with Dr Doom for years.

I am.

when will they learn?

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Fuck. I’m 5’9

I’m so pathetic

In think it was Barda, too. IIRC, she was the one who followed Scott to Earth to be with him.

hehehe

I'm 6'9
Fuck

Feels good to be the king.

Could you spare a couple of inches for a man down on his luck?

I like this art style with her

Oh I've got a couple of inches I could slip you alright.

Because John Byrne is autistic.

To answer OP's question, they've never really separated that I know of. They are not popular enough for them to fuck with their relationship for sales. Also that it's not some dom/sub relationship but one of equals despite the size difference makes it unique compared to most comic relationships.

so is mr miracle kirby's self insert?

him and the Thing are

Are there any old comics that feel like Kirby'd Mister Miracle run?

Also he survives having sex with Barda on a regular basis. The man is made of tough stuff.

Listen. I despise tough women x weak men ships but Scott is based as fuck. Kys.

It's a shame that the latest Mister Miracle series had Barda with slim hips and zero ass. I prefer when she's muscle curvy. I assume she'll be black in the movie which is fine if she has dat ass.

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Yes, because otherwise, they would all be killed, because not wearing armor is dangerous.

Oh wait, this is capeshit and it has no basis in reality, and fanart is even worse. Never mind. Carry on with your shit thread, guys.

Thought they were the same hight in Kirby's run?

How can you miss the point this hard? Barda is saying going into battle without armor and being victorious is a damn fine warrior.

Are you changing bait and being pissy no one likes your shameful pathetic fetish, cuckanon?

Sweet moment. I hated this event by sweet moment.

because theyre a perfectly healthy and happy couple and scott can get out of anything, so he'll never get in trouble with big barda

So did anyone read the recent Female Furries comic? Was wondering how the writer portrayed Mister Miracle?

It’s shit unfortunately. Misogyny mouthpiece mixed with inconsistent tone flip flopping between serious and parody tier given the outdated stereotypes of men in the workplace. It’s set before Barda defected

I hate how everyone assumes the person that can't be bound is going to be the sub.
Don't want to ruin your fantasies, but it makes more sense for Barda to sub.

Scumbag the porno director had a kid hostage or some such.

had to keep telling them to act like they're enjoying it and if they weren't convincing pop goes the kids head.

yeah didn't make a lick of sense when superman can just use his bullshit hax powers to find the kid, remove the bomb or gumen and get them to safety quicker than it takes barda to throw the first punch at the director.

but mister miracle is into being tied up and shit

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No, that's King being King.

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King is shit and just wanted Jesus imagery

tom king was fine on MM probably because i didnt know what to expect

good-mister miracle
meh-batman
shit-heroes in crisis

They're more than just a couple. They get along as best friends, they rely on each other, surprise each other, they give a lot of themselves to each other. The best kind of a relationship is something that's more than just attraction and generic lovey dovey stuff.

Too bad, King managed to make one of the best pages with them.

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good taste

One good page doesn’t validate that entire story, user. It’s overall inflated praise and surface level PTSD bullshit like he always does

She's fucking invulnerable moron

Yeah yeah whatever. I didn't care for it either but I can still appreciate a good moment here and there.

The good single pages makes the entire shit run even worse desu

I mean this post isn't perceptive either if it's message is "no one cares."

Imagine not caring about eating shit.

There's a big difference between what you eat and what kind of clothes the fictional woman from a fictional planet with fictional powers wears. Also:
>shit analogy