A radioactive [ ] bites you, and makes you into a superhero (or supervillain - it's up to you)

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Yellow-backed_Duiker
>Yellow-backed Duiker
>special abilities
good at running away
>weakness
idk
>alias
the duikinator

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>Eastern cougar
I guess I'll just die but in the spirit of the thread I suppose I'd just get the regular set of peak human abilities with cat like reflexes.

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Cock-tailed_Tyrant
>Cock-tailed Tyrant

Pretty sure I have no choice but to be a villain at this point.

>Daschund

I become longboi

And a lusting for young men.

>the duikinator

kek'd

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I guess I will then.
>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Jamaican_Elaenia
Ayyyyy we be jammin’ in Jamaica, mon! Can’t even pronounce my alter ego name but still.

>betsileo woolly lemur
good reflexes and crawling abilities. Not really any certain weaknesses, I could be beaten with enough brute force .
Name: Lemur fighter

>Name: Lemur fighter
>Not The Fighting Lemur

How did I survive the bite

animals.fandom.com/wiki/White_Bengal_Tiger
I become a lucha libre style hero. All my catchphrases will be spoken in bad google translate Spanish.
New name: Tigerblood

Tigerblood vs Bear-guy

Who would win?

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A radioactive seal...
I don't WANT to be a supervillain, but let's face it I have seal powers and seal weaknesses. I'm gonna be stuck near cold water for the rest of my life, landing only to be a C-list member of some smalltime hero's rogues gallery.

I'll call myself Navy Seal, wear a navy coloured costume and carry a gun that can be fired underwater. I have no powers at all on land (unless someone tries to drown me, in which case my exceptional ability to hold my breathe comes into play) but can make a quick getaway in the drink thanks to my hideous flipper feet.

Is the Sinister Six hiring?

>Is the Sinister Six hiring?

Hell, yeah!

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They both start out antagonistic as they believe the other is the bad guy. But in the end they work together to beat a ManMan(Man that was bitten by a Radioactive man).
In the end they become a tag team that perform ludicrous combo attacks like this

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I'd read it.

Highland cow.
The Milk Man

>Smooth Collie
Maybe now I can speak to collies which would be cool cause my dog is a border collie. I don't really know what I'd do with dog powers other than play with dogs and maybe go to a furry convention.

>But in the end they work together to beat a ManMan(Man that was bitten by a Radioactive man).

Would that be "The Tiggening" or the "Unbearable Tales"? Or crisis on infinite forests?

>The Milk Man

Does he ages like milk? Good alias, tho.

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animals.fandom.com/wiki/Hayoceros

>Hayoceros is an extinct genus of the artiodactyl family Antilocapridae, endemic to North America during the Early Pleistocene epoch (1.8 mya—300,000 years ago), existing for approximately 1.5 million years.

?

I might have to reroll.

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you got bit by a fossil

The fighting lemur sounds cool, but I would be called lemur for short by civillians. Lemur fighter seems like a more concrete name

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Deserts
>bitten by a radioactive desert
>can absorb all moisture around me
>be a villain who dehydrates people to death and dries them out so much they become mummified
>sell them as beef jerky from my trailer in the desert
>i am known as the pharaoh

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animals.fandom.com/wiki/Canada_Goose

So now I'm the most terrifying supervillain in the world. Fear me as I scare everyone away, shit in the streets, and hide in my secret fortress of doom in Canada.

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I was bit by a Japanese Clawed Salamander and now I have become a lizard magical girl...could be worse I suppose

>Porcupine
Abilities: sharp quills
Weakness: I hurt those I let close
Alias: I'd just use my name like Jean Grey or Emma Frost because I can't think of one and don't want to be stuck with a lame name.

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Cock-tailed_Tyrant

Cock Tyrant is the name, cucking the populace is the game.

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Cuculidae
I smell a team up.

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animals.fandom.com/wiki/Pileated_Gibbon

i become hairy, get long arms, and can swing around with the greatest of ease.

>alias
banana sam

>Alias: I'd just use my name like Jean Grey or Emma Frost because I can't think of one and don't want to be stuck with a lame name.

How about Stingy?

I got red-tailed hawk.

Flight, claws, good eyesight. I think I'm most excited by the all-carnivore diet.

It's also known as a chickenhawk, which is out-of-date gay slang for an older guy after younger ones.

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>the infamous elderly vigilante called "Chickenhawk" is on the run again, after assaulting several young men in dark alleys in NYC. After the acts he flew away and still missing.

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Gazelle

Not the best roll, but also not that bad. At least I can run fast and jum high. If I train some leg related martial arts like capoeira I would be quite strong.

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I guess it's time to start making clones of Spider-Man.

god dammit why are there so many fucking birds

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Paradise_Riflebird
I'd be a good guy Bullseye promising paradise to those who seek forgiveness in my bullets. Now I'll show you why they call me "Riflebird"

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>desert rain frog
Frog Man but with a retarded screeching as the nuclear option. I guess the powerful jumps, the eyes and the strength are good enough.
>weaknesses
Dry climates and fire.
>alias
I wasn't bitten by one but I will take "Bullfrog"

>Not brick frog

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>not Lanky

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Bengal_Cat

AW YISS

Increased speed, stealth and flexibility

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Great_Jacamar
>It measures 29.5 to 30 cm (11.61 to 11.81 in) in length and weighs between 63 and 70 g (2.22 and 2.47 oz)
>The female resembles the male, but has no white spot on the throat.
Great. I'm a bird-trap.

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Holy shit, its fucking over man

Just get a white spot, for chrissakes!

>Dobson's Shrew Tenrec

I will be a supervillain who destroys amateur webcomic artists' careers. Through ankle biting.

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You have a long prehensile tail with a cock at the end, and you're an evil tyran. You also have black and white feathers instead of hair.

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/ʻAkikiki
>The ʻAkikiki (Oreomystis bairdi), also called the Kauaʻi creeper, is a critically endangered bird endemic to Kauaʻi, Hawaiʻi.
The fuck am I supposed to come with this sort of concept?

>Dalton's Mouse.

I am Dalton the Mouse, and I hate you all.

>get biten by radioactive Jew
>now I can turn into Woody Alen

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Sea_Lion_Coliseum

Uhhhhh.... I guess I would be a super villain? I attract people with promises of shows and exotic, sea lions, and then rob them? My weakness is Japanese I guess and my name is sea world

>so lazy you just call a bird what it sounds like

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Gigantopithecus

youtube.com/watch?v=9JDzlhW3XTM

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>Samar Cobra

Welp...

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Arrabal's Suriname Toad
"Arrabal", generally a hero, but would want to dick about a lot

>Super flexible
>Enhanced reflexes and leaping ability, can survive a fall generally fatal to a normal human
>Last underwater (freshwater) for prolonged periods
>Wall crawling (though not as powerful as Spider-Man)

>Weak to consistent heat, need to be hydrated more so than the average human. Saltwater is also painful

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animals.fandom.com/wiki/Cyanolanius_madagascarinus

I had to google what this is. It's a blue bird from Madagascar and the Comoros with literally no interesting qualities.

I guess I become a villain, kinda like The Penguin, but not fat, I dress in blue suits, and wear a black mask. My superpower is being able to teleport because it might as well be. Alias: The Blue Comoran.

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>not serpentor
You know how I know you're gay?

>Carabao
i can talk to carabaos but not command them

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Glaucilla_marginata
So I'm a sea-slug

>However, in this species the cerata (saw teeth on the skin) are arranged in a single row in each arch.
>they eat colonial cnidarians such as the portuguese man o' war.
What the hell would I even look like?

Where the hell am I supposed to get a white spot?? Get out of here crazy guy.

You're a big guy!

>What the hell would I even look like?

Beautiful.

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>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Northern_Cassowary
>special abilities
Disembowelling people with my feet
>Weaknesses
Garden hoes and rakes
>Alias
That Bruce Lee motherfucker with the boa

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>Paradise flycatcher

I would assume I could fly, use some sort of mind-altering affect with my displays, and have long whip feathers?

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animals.fandom.com/wiki/Aztec_Mouse

I impregnate women with no less than 5 children every time I have sex, and I can talk to mice but only in Spanish

>all these birdlets and froglets

Leave freedom and justice to brother bear. ;)

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So, you're basically Speedy Gonzales?

More like Speedy Fuckzales

That's not even a pun on anything you gringo

si

Shaggy Funzales?

>Riversleigh Rainforest Koala
I gain the power of extinction.
I am now dead.

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>Koala
Not like you would've been useful alive either, with your only power being able to eat your own shit

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Gallicolumba
gay! wait a minute...
>Gallicolumba or Pacific ground doves and bleeding-hearts
>bleeding-hearts
a bird-themed supervillain where the more of someones loved ones hearts I eat ironically the more compassion they have for me and will even side with me if I eat enough, the best defence against me is to have no loved ones in the first place, e.g. be the opposite of a bleeding-heart

>koalas refuse to eat eucalyptus if it isnt on the tree
why are they so dumb?

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Woolly_Mammoth
Assuming I'd survive being bitten by a fucking mammoth, I guess I'd have super strength, durability and incredible resistance to the cold. Maybe some tusks, too? I'd be weak to high temperatures and hot climates, not that'd be a problem where I'm from. I think Mastodon would be a fun alias, even if they're two separate species.

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>Crassigyrinus
i become the thick tadpole. my special ability is to swim very fast and really well, and have the ability to swim through nook and crannies underwater. I also have a very strong bite.

Around mammoth men, watch yourself

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>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Pen-tailed_Treeshrew
I'm decently fast with some good reflexes. I can also drink 10-12 glasses of wine with no negative effects.
>weakness
Everyone thinks I'm an alcoholic and keeps trying to have interventions for me.
>alias
Secret Shrew
I mostly work undercover getting criminals drunk by challenging them to drinking competitions and then beat the shit out of them when they're drunk enough.

You also probably would have had chlamydia.

unironically pic related

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>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Indochinese_Cuckooshrike

i guess im just a fucking poochink cuck who yells

>Radioactive Snow Leopard
Assuming I survive I'd get better sight/smell/hearing, ability to thrive in cold places, and I'd be strong and fast

But Id be only good in cold and snowy places, people would want to hunt me for my pelt, and furfags with a foot fetish would lust for my paws

I'd be "Snow Cat"... I guess

Literally just a birdman

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>Cassin's Spinetail
Call me Swift. My superpower is high speed flight and incredible maneuverability

>all these birds

Goddamit!

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HE is a different ape unfortunately :(

Looking through all of these I'm surprised how few people have been bitten by an invertebrate yet, it's mostly just been birds and mammals.

Go back to the grave Rachel

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Vemonous_Animals

I....I don't know...
I guess I've got the powers of a ton of venomous animals?

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A bird.

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>it's mostly just been birds and mammals.

Alright, let's broaden the spectrum, then.

NEW EVENT: CRYPTIDS OF THE MULTIVERSE EXPANSION PACK

A radioactive [ cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random ] bites you, and makes you into a supercryptid.

What are your special abilities, weaknesses, and the most important: what's your new alias?

cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

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quiet, you

Need I say more?

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>Hercules Beetle
Guess I crush people with my horns.
My new name will be the Beatall

>Umibōzu
>Gigantic-ass Japanese sea monster man

neat

forgot pic

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>animals.fandom.com/wiki/AraAppaloosa
>MFW I now have enhanced speed, strength and god-tier stamina

I'm pretty okay with this result

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Lava Mouse Man.
My only weakness is being extinct.

>cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Tizzie-Whizie
>Tizzie-whizie man.
Well fuck me, I like the weird venomous animal powers better...

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You are now Zx Tole from Guyver.

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Now we're talking
>cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Araǵanaqlta’a
I have all the powers of snakes, so super strength, venom, and detecting heat. I can also shape shift, have a tail with hooks on it, and can control all snakes on Earth.
>Alias
Emperor Sanke
Those who desecrate nature are my enemy, so don't pollute or I'll send a snake up your toilet to bite you in the ass.
>weakness
Cold temperatures, so my nemesis keeps his base hidden in Antarctica.

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>cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Lake_Erie_Chomper

Could I still be a hero if my only super power is committing multiple acts of cannibalism?

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animals.fandom.com/wiki/Spectacled_Imperial_Pigeon

BASED PIDGEON MAN

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>The Indian Tree of the Sun and the Moon.
cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/The_Indian_Tree_of_the_Sun_and_the_Moon

So side stepping how a tree bit me I am now a living plant that can predict the future. Cool.
(So like discount swampthing)

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>discount swampthing

kek

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Bitten by a radioactive Peruvian Jungle Toad (Atelopus epikeisthos) which has no information online except location and endangered status so lets get interesting and cryptid roll

Radioactive Teju Jagua the 7 headed wolf lizard whose eyes shoot fire and has skin like gold, also he's known for being a total bro and only eats fruit and honey. So I guess I get leathery metallic skin fire eyes six wolf heads (lets make em spectral to mix things up) and a crippling honey addiction

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Dwarf_Batfish

Fuck me. Even here I somehow managed to lose.

newdinosaurs.com/megalonyx/

>some giant herbivore sloth

I guess I'll just sleep and eat all day?

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>cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Namibian_Flying_Snake

Physical description: Length, 9–25 feet. Yellow,
black, or brown with light spots. Rumored
to change colors like a chameleon. Large head,
with a luminous or reflective spot on a caplike
structure. May also have a pair of backwardcurving
horns. Inflated neck. Batlike wings.
Wingspan, 30 feet.

Behavior: Hurls itself down hills, making a
loud roaring sound. Said to be capable of sustained
flight, not only gliding. Smells like tar or
“burned brass”, possible fire breath

So I am part snake/dragon with some new abilities and the increase in base ones (strength, speed, defense).

So nothing changed?

>cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Ghillie_Dhu
The worst bit about this? I'm already both Scottish and a bit of a nemophilist.
So, yeah, guess that makes me basically Swamp Thing/ Poison Ivy type floramancer but with a sexy accent and plenty of hardwood.
The name?
Ghillie Dude.
I'd be anti-hero as fuck, maybe go fuck with some lumbercamps in Brazil

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Master poisoner

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I would look nice with a big pair of tits, I can accept that.

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Socotra_Scops_Owl
I become Scopsman, blessed with legendary intellect and wisdom befitting Athena's preferred creature, sharp owl vision with perfect perception, the ability to speak Arabic, and a predatory instinct that compels me to violently pursue any rodent villains in this thread.

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Saint_Vincent_Amazon

Nice. Flight is pretty cool. But the fear of deforestation is real.

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/African_elephant
>+ bullet-resistant hide
>+ 5 tons of muscle
>+ faster than an average human
>+/- musth (insane rampages are a double edged sword for heroism)
>- fairly ugly, I'd basically be Ben Grimm
Call me the Phant-asm.

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>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Unicorn_Grenadier
>i can endure extreme ocean depths
>my stomach can glow
>i get a horn
time to destroy boats
Unicorn Grenadier is already a cool enough name

>cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Morag
>AKA Loch Ness Monster

I am amphibious and I have a big-ass neck so i can eat tree leaves I guess. Also people try to snap pictures of me but it always just ends up looking like a fake.

cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/UFO

So uh... Am I the crew or just a sentient space ship? Either way I leave this fucking planet behind, after a campaign of terror(read:crop circles everywhere). Maybe abduct some cows or some other live stock. Hell, I may aid NASA in it's space exploration, and defend Earth against cosmic threats.

>>ALIAS-GOLDEN SAUCER

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Diplodocus
Hero, probably with super strength. But this is implying I get reincarnated Attack on Titan style because I dont know how you survive that bite.

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>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Golden_Retriever

I have no exceptional abilities.
Nor do I have any exceptional or standout weaknesses.

But Yea Forums regularly lewds me

And obviously I have an unbreakable lawful good standing.

Perhaps the western version of Mumen Rider?

I swear I re-rolled like 8 times and kept getting the dubusia. Never heard of it but it'd be sick to be able to fly and have amazing reflexes.

>cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Drekavac

>(Cyrllic: дpeкaвaц, Serbo-Croatian pronunciation: [drɛkaʋats], literally "the screamer"), also called drek and drekalo is a mythical creature in south Slavic mythology.

>Drekavac comes from the souls of children who have died unbaptized.

>The creature is not consistently described. One description is that its body is dappled, elongated and thin as a spindle, with disproportionately large head; yet another is that it is some kind of bird; a modern find of supposed drekavac body looked like a dog or a fox, but with hind legs similar to those of kangaroo. It may also appear in the form of a child and call for people passing near the cemetery to baptize it. The one feature everyone agrees about is its horrifying yell.

...I'm basically a goblin

I'm this guy cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Getzko
I think the universe is trying to tell me something

>Philippine dwarf kingfisher
I guess I grow a really fucking long and sharp nose and gain the ability to do a fast but short dash at my enemies, impaling them with my massive nose.
The flip side is I'm a midget

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animals.fandom.com/wiki/Vogelkop_Bowerbird

user was just an average neckbeard until he was bitten by a radioactive bowerbird that gave him incredible hut building skills. Armed with these skills Bowerman now fights against evil by building sickass fuck huts for people to fornicate in.

animals.fandom.com/wiki/King_Cobra
King is antiquated, i prefer Commander, something like Commander Cobra
Since im snake theme, ill be a politician. A vote for me means a vote against Drumpf.
Cobra a name you can trust.

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What the fuck even is a Tenrec?

>Bitten by radioactive Santarem Marmoset
>Special ability: Can dance at super speed and slow down time by dancing.
>Weakness: sobriety decreases longevity of time dilation.
>New alias: Marmasito

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animals.fandom.com/wiki/Homo

Do I even get powers?

You are Manman, a man with all the powers and abilities of a man! After being bitten by a radioactive man, Manman discovered he could do everything just like a man. He has the strength of a man! He can't leap tall buildings in a single bound! He has the amazing ability to fly through the air - in a plane! Manman!

Have fun
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Condition

I am RATMAN

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
Call me Pigeon man
animals.fandom.com/wiki/Rock_Dove

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I forgot to mention my powers involve depression. I guess you can say I'm already pretty super.

hey Pigeon man, im Ratman wanna work together

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor_Red_Snapper
So basic fish powers, but with a red and white color scheme
I'll probably move somewhere more tropical and go undersea treasure diving so I could afford some decent crimefighting gear, then I can start fighting local pirates.
The Red Snapper is already a good enough name for a B-list hero.

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>Madarasz's Tiger Parrot
Shit sounds like a wizard's pet

>looks like those cute burbs you see on wsg

I guess I'd be a master of prisons with a frog tongue. I could pump some toxins into a bank or something to rob it and then when heroes or cops come I could wrap them up in my toxic tongue.

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animals.fandom.com/wiki/Riversleigh_Rainforest_Koala
Extinct AND a koala? Jesus Christ, on top of whatever tomfuckery caused me to be bitten by a radioactive one of these, I'd have all the powers of a dead koala, which could actually potentially be better than a live koala, now that I think about it. Koalas are fucking stupid.

A meteorite landed in the reptile house of your local zoo

>Clydesdale
I get huge and buff, I will not discuss the status of my penis.

Strengths: Able to eat eucalyptus leaves or some shit.
Weaknesses: Literally everything. Like I said, koalas are fucking stupid.
Alias:The Rainsleigher
Maybe I could ride in a sleigh pulled by koalas and hope I hit a criminal

>cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Bunyip
so basically Australia's Wendigo

Greater bamboo bat
I am batman.

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Moropus
I'm not sure.
Anybody got some ideas for me?

Nice trips OP
animals.fandom.com/wiki/Rhacophorus_helenae
All the enhanced powers of a frog, plus I got my own built in organic wingsuit/parachute which is a really good combination for someone who can jump really high. Weakness to drying out, new alias is the Aerial Amphibian.

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>Transformation
>Liquid
>Bumb

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Deinonychus

>What are your special abilities
I can open doors and kick people to death.

>weaknesses
Whenever I see mirrors I have to run into them

>and the most important: what's your new alias?
call me... Clever Girl.

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>mirrors
I don't get it. Please explain.

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Masai_Ostrich

i have no idea how you make a good superhero name out of ostritch but i can kick the shit out of things and run faster now

>nighthawk
already a hero, rerolling.
>ferret
Already a hero, rerolling
>goshawk
rerolling
>songbird
take a guess
>sperm whale
Bite would fucking kill me, rerolling
>ornate sleeper ray
>succ, splash, and shock
I'm literally Storm

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Chinstrap_Penguin
>In 2004, two male chinstrap penguins named Roy and Silo in Central Park Zoo, New York City, formed a pair-bond and took turns trying to "hatch" a rock
user Anonymouse is an angry college dropout who was bitten by radioactive chinstrap penguin, waking up with a massive cocklust and a raging desire to raise children,user Anonymouse takes the mantle of Chinstrap Bill. Alongside his trusty sidekick, user Anonymouse carries out elaborate evil plans themed around motherhood, playing house and kidnapping.

Special Abilities: The proportional stamina of a penguin.
Weakness: Raging hardon for cock, must raise any unattended children as his own.
Alias: Chinstrap Bill.
Costume: You know, black leather jacket with no sleeves, white shirt, very short shorts, military helmet with a chinstrap.

>rolled got cuckoo
>rolled again got cuckoo a-fucking-gain
animals.fandom.com/wiki/Cuculus
I guess i'm fucking Cuculus-Man with the power of flight and the ability to influence women to commit crimes(particularly adultery)

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animals.fandom.com/wiki/Dire_wolf

I gain the ability to run on all fours and smell crime

Gazelle was a pretty cool henchvillain

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animals.fandom.com/wiki/Giant_Barb
notable characteristics of this fish:
>its big
>...
>
damn I'm set

user is basically crocodile.

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Homo
>Do I even get powers?

You are now attracted to the same gender. A radioactive gay person bit you.

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Moropus
>I'm not sure.
>Anybody got some ideas for me?

You look big, friendly and can give comfy hugs. Just like Superman, only more hairy,

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So I was bitten by a radioactive Ankarana Special Reserve Tufted-tailed Rat and now I'm Ankarana Special Reserve Tufted-tailed Rat Man. Sounds cool.

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>A radioactive Zeus the Seal

I guess I get the ability to shoot lightning and store blubber so I can keep warm in the cold really well.

...who the fuck calls a seal "Zeus"?

Alpaca Patrol, mercenery for hire.
My wool allows me to do well in colder temperatures and in times of need I can force acid from my stomach into my spit to irritate foes.
Unfortunately, my wool is a double-egded sword and I do bad in hot enviroments unless I shave (which will leave alot of wool).
Just give me a gun.

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Samar_Cobra
COOOOOOOOBRRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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>Phlegethontia
>Have great burrowing powers and a slimy body
>Alias: Slick Rick

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animals.fandom.com/wiki/Tapetum_lucidum

>All these niggas getting actual animal and shit
>I got fucking eye tapeworm

Suffering

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>Plain Nightjar
>flight
>night vision
>a surprisingly large mouth

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Actually the peak alpha of the ice age. You’d wreck 10x more shit than bear man.

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Indochinese_Cuckooshrike

KEKMAN.

Only, these things aren't even actually cuckoos.

Thats a Chalicothere, the best way to think of them is a giant gorilla horse with claws.

>Alias: Slick Rick

made me chuckle

>I got fucking eye tapeworm

You are now the Megatron of superheroes.

>Actually the peak alpha of the ice age. You’d wreck 10x more shit than bear man.

As the unfriendly neighbourhood Bear-man I'm pic related right now.

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Hexactinellida aka THE GLASS SEA SPONGE.

Wow, bottom of the barrel.

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>Koala

>being even more retarded than I already am
>at least I can eat eucalyptus leavea

If you want to get your childhood ruined, check out how koalas have sex. Your image of them will change forever.

probably just super strength a moose that can strangle you with meat hook claws is fucking terrifying

>Female koalas have become infamous for engaging in lesbian sex. Females often overlook males and participate in sexual acts with other females, sometimes in orgies with up to 5 female koalas. This behavior has only observed in captive koalas though, who surprisingly engage in only one heterosexual mating act for every 3 homosexual mating acts. There are many theories as to why this occurs, from ‘turning the males on’ and to relieve stress. The most probable one though, is an impairment of hormones in captivity. In sex society term “koala sex” is when male is overly aggressive to the female. Holding her from the back and pushing her face down. Maybe this is why female koalas mate with each other.

>Least Gerbil

My powers are to have the fewest amount of possible traits to count as a gerbil

Coughing blood, liquefying, skin falling off, etc.

Through another Koala's anus.

>Pygmy chameleon
I don't think they have color change. But prehensile tail and stereoscopic vision

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Chinese_Sturgeon
I guess i can swim fast.

You're the Kawaii Creeper, the yandere superhero

>Furioso
So do I get horse-tier super strength and speed or do I just become a straight up Centaur?

>Grey-headed Quail-dove
I have the amazing ability of nobody giving a single shit about me. I use it to steal without anyone being able to muster up the strength to care about catching me, and use the money to finance my calling of killing despots who the international community won't do anything about because they need the oil.

No Alias, because nobody would give a shit about it anyway.

I don't know, but here are some good aliases: Horsepower, Mustang, The Absolute Madman, Angry Mane.

The Cuban Bird, Greydove, Ca-biceps

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Giganotosaurus
so I'm a giant 43 foot long killing machine

weaknesses? I'm big I guess hard to miss me?

call me sharky!

>so I'm a giant 43 foot long killing machine

Maybe a stupid question but I'll still ask: are you a goodie or a baddie?

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiderhunter

Fly around, fucking with the webs of spider themed heroes and robbing banks.

>Himalayan Vulture
The largest bird in the Himalayas, an exclusive carrion feeder capable of gliding on thermals, but not sustained flight. They are one of the species that may regularly feed on human corpses left out for ritual 'sky burials'. They are susceptible to a chemical found in the remains of livestock.

With diseased talons and teeth, I can glide down and tear people asunder! This combined with the resultant potential for cannibalistic tendencies means I'd probably be a villain. Maybe have a small following of henchmen more closely related to a death cult due to symbolism. I can probably not eat processed meat any more.
If this comes with any supernatural powers like how spiderman has a danger sense, again they'd likely be death related or just nonsensically let me fly for real.
I will be called: Carrion King!

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>Spiderhunter

Shit just got real

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When I think about it probably some form of neutral probably chaotic neutral

Sharky would need a lot of food, that's for sure.

Beaman

>The Beaman Monster of the Kansas City, Missouri area is said to be some sort of hybrid primate.

>The Beaman monster was used like the bogeyman to scare children into behaving and was therefore known to most people as a story or local legend.

Beaman is my name, scaring lil' children is my game.

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>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Shrew-toothed_Shrew_Tenrec
My teeth become sharper and my hands transform to allow me to dig faster than the average human. I dig myself holes in secluded areas and sleep in them, then use my echolocation at night to detect random criminals. My main mode of attacking is aggressively biting their penis off to stop them from reproducing.

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
>echoraptor
How the fuck did I get bit by one of these? I guess I'll become a dinosaur man. SCARY MONSTERS

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animals.fandom.com/wiki/Sulawesi_Cuckoo
>cuckoo
>cuckoo clock
I have the power...TO TELL TIME!
My weakness is...I AM COMPELLED TO DO SO, EVERY HOUR, ON THE HOUR!
My new alias is...THE MOCKING BIRD!

>could have been KEKMAN the villain who defeats heroes by saddling them with his kids they have to take care of
>chooses to be a timepiece instead

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Pug
>pugman
Im ok with this.

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Rajah_Scops_Owl

Flight
High Intelligence
Great night vision

I Am Owlman!

thats probably a weakness the sheer amount of food a 14 tonne, 13m killer dinosaur would need

Quail man

cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Thunderbird

you've been thunderstruck

Miniature Dachshund

>What are your special abilities?
Barking really loud, running fast, Dacshund Power Bite

>Weaknesses
Laziness, not being taken seriously

>What's your new alias
Uberhund

Okay, but what do I get from being bitten by one?

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Monotreme
So I can choose any mammal that lays eggs I guess
I’m going to choose the echidna because having hair that are actually quills sounds aesthetic

You have to reroll, user. Now. >:O

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Extinction_times
So I can create massacre?

You are the antichrist. Well, shit.

Fool, the platypus is far superior!
>venomous kicks
>greater magnetoreceptive abilities
>swimming capability
>retains the ability to chuckle
I'm more interested in how you got bit by one of those.

Albina Surinam toad. My hands and feet become webbed, my body hair mutates into becoming lateral line organs, capable of detecting pressure changes in water. Also my tongue falls out, and my voicebox completely changes structure, becoming suited for making sound underwater. I guess now we can find out if frogs really are turning gay.

I declare myself the Crime-Stop Frog and proceed to be fucking useless.

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Chiriqui_Harlequin_Frog
Harley Quinn, v2 Poison Boogaloo

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That's not funnie.

It's spelled with a Y, dumbass.

gorilla strength and a fucking nasty claw swipe that and they were probably able to charge very fast like modern gorillas

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Cat
I guess I have the agility, physical adaptability, flexibility, ability to see in the dark, and improved hearing and other senses of a cat.

Well, uh, I think I'll be a typical thief. I won't be a hero or villain or anything, I'll just be looking out for myself and my acquaintances with the wealth they and I need.

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>thief
>not specialising in burglary
One job.

I know, I know, it's just that the cat burglar trope has been played to death.

>Brooks Dyak Fruit Bat
Robin fetch me the pink batsuit

Animal: Pineapple Rattail
Hero Name: *Screaming*
Powers: Able to withstand high pressures, breath water, dark vision, can scream at fish, genuinely unsettling presence
Weaknesses: Bright Lights, in pressures below 117 ATM gets kinda slow and bloated

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>mfw I rereolled and got Javan Tailless Fruit Bat

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THIS IS YOUR DESTINY!

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Devil_Face_Tumour_Disease

I am fucked beyond belief. Guess I spew forth cancer now.

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Rupicola

There isn't really anything special about this bird in terms of abilities, so I guess I can just fly and that's it. I imagine my alias would be Cock of the Rock and I'd be based in Peru.

cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Fur-Bearing_Trout
Guess I'm furry now.

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Hoatzin
Powers: Flying for a short duration (due to hoatzin being poor fliers) and releasing a noxious gas. Weaknesses: probably the same ones as the average human. I need to keep eating leaves so I can produce the gas (it takes even longer to digest food now). Alias: The Hoatzin, I guess (my enemies would call me Stinkbird).

>Buru Mountain Pigeon

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>Guess I'm furry now.

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>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Peacock_Spider

Nice. So, I'm Spider-Man except with gliding ?

Call me Web-Man.

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>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Stegomastodon
>It's just some empty page for a fake animal
>It's actually a real animal
I guess I'm Rhino but with tusks.

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Northern_Smooth-tailed_Treeshrew
>Treeshrews have a higher brain to body mass ratio than any other mammal, including humans
Hopefully i get smarter cause if not i aint got nothin

>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Brooks's_Dyak_Fruit_Bat

I turn into a gay man bat apparently.

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I hate this thing. Hopefully the radiation kills me.

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you're gay spider-man

>Don't know why I would change my name.
maybe it's a particularly embarrassing creature, like a sea sponge or something.

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>cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Sphinx
Im the Furry Riddler with super strength and I can fly.

"Prepare to get railed, evildoer."

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I get bitten by a radioactive...
>animals.fandom.com/wiki/Bird_migration
Can I get some help.

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roll again, son

You turn into a sentient swarm of birds.

>Red-moustached fruit dove (Ptilinopus mercierii)
I gain the ability to mark places, objects or even people from a far with a red mark that won't go away.
I can instantly teleport to those places or in the case of people and objects, I can teleport them close to my location in a medium radius.
My weakness is that if the mark is broken in anyway somehow, say by a scar or someone scribbles on it with a pen, it becomes unusable for me. Also, people can just carry the mark away somewhere else and I wouldn't know it.
My new alias is: Sigil.

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Fukomys is a genus of mole-rats

>What are your special abilities
Tunneling skills.
Vicious bite.
pheromones that make men into zombie sex-slaves/henchmen. pheromones that also make women infertile and submissive cuckqueans.

>weaknesses
Alopecia totalis. although Fukomys have hair, naked mole rats are far more iconic, so I'm borrowing those themes. if you knock off my wig or fake eyebrows i become extremely self-conscious; and this distraction allows for an opening to defeat me.
light sensitivity (vulnerable to flash-bangs, etc).
often pregnant.

>what's your new alias
Brood Mother

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Gymnohaps aka a fucking pigeon

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I’m Naruto bitch

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>Hawk Owl
I wanted something other than mammal or bird but this at least is still cool.
Hawk Owl is already good name for alias

Alias: Horny Monty
Abilities: Flight, living in arid regions, little need for water
Weaknesses: Having a big nose/beak can cause problems

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So they fight the crimson chin?

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Alaska_Peninsula_Brown_Bear

I become Grizzly Girl, a strong fat woman who has the powers of the second largest bear in the world and has large claws that can pin down the slipperiest of criminals.

animals.fandom.com/wiki/Damaraland_Mole_Rat
>Females have six teats
This is probably a weakness.
>tunnels are 65 to 75 mm (2.6 to 3.0 in) in diameter, and may stretch for up to 1 km (0.62 mi) below the ground
To-scale this is about seven miles of tunnel, pretty impressive.
>The breeding female initiates courtship by calling and drumming with her hind feet
Ability to charm others through dancing.

I mean, I'm not too villainous but I can't see any particular way to be a hero, I'm gonna go innawoods, hang out in a tunnel and occasionally shake down hikers and scouts for food.

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oh shit, another mole-rat.
wazzup?

>Persian Leopard
The bane of ALL goatmen everywhere, I AM Livestalker!
POWERS
>killing goats
WEAKNESSES
>being shot

>Aepyornis
I'm a giant flightless birdman.
>NAME
Aepman
>POWERS
Running fast and mild super strength
>WEAKNESS
Catman and hungry hungry humans
>BONUS
David Attenborough is my sidekick

>A-Mi-Kuk
+much muscle mass
+arms instead of legs
+burrows
+big teeth

-slimy skin
-creepy ass motherfucker
-always cold
-niggas fuck your girlfriend

Yellow-lored Tody-flycatcher is what i got. i have no fucking idea.