I guess the movie wasn't enough, since they also made a comic with more realistic designs. Came out earlier this month. Should I storytime it?
The Lion King
Jack Flores
Michael Diaz
Isaac Jones
Liam Rogers
Zachary Morris
Noah Cruz
Easton Morris
This is fucking weird. Is Disney purposely trying to make people forget about 2D?
Tyler Thomas
I really don't want to post this whole thing if nobody cares.
Luke Lewis
Hunter Mitchell
Colton Butler
Jeremiah Robinson
this looks so fucking stupid and weird
Austin Long
Luis Morris
Jeremiah Moore
Sadly yes. Its more marketable to do something with a "new" property.
Iger is a slow motion train-wreck of a CEO
Elijah Myers
Isaiah Sanders
Nicholas Sanchez
....but why
Jordan Carter
Josiah Jones
Levi Morales
Henry Williams
Next story in the comic is a Timon & Pumbaa one.
Jeremiah Price
Angel Green
David Brooks
Samuel Murphy
Joseph Ramirez
Austin Miller
Thanks OP, I was considering downloading it because new Lion King content, but looks like I can pass. The file was too big anyway.
Joseph Turner
Jacob Barnes
Cameron Ortiz
Hunter Parker
Jaxson Lewis
Aiden Martinez
This looks like it'll turn into furry porn at any moment.
Isaac Roberts
Brandon Phillips
Lucas Clark
Christopher Bennett
Christian Diaz
This story has the hyenas in it so at least that's something.
Kevin Long
Anthony Rodriguez
Aaron Howard
Dominic Foster
Jackson Morales
Thomas Brooks
Jack Russell
John Robinson
Henry Thompson
Hudson Ross
Lincoln Ramirez
Xavier Brown
Matthew Gonzalez
There's one more story after this.
Isaiah Kelly
It's bad enough the Lion King is straight up plagiarism, they have to bastardize that plagiarism as well. This is just ugly as hell, do they actually think kids are going to want to read this?
Noah Reed
Christopher Myers
let it go
Jayden Diaz
Wyatt Flores
Lucas Howard
Ayden Phillips
Kayden Wood
Joshua Evans
Fresh new story time of pain.
Easton Collins
Leo Thomas
Connor Diaz
Gabriel Long
oh no he's about to step wrong in that highway
look both ways you might get hit by a poacher's car
Jackson James
Elijah Price
Easton Morales
Camden Peterson
Mason Sullivan
Evan King
Matthew Evans
That's it.
Austin Bennett
>Freaking pro hyena lobbyists!
Jason Bell
There's also a children's book covering Simba's time growing up with Timon & Pumbaa, but I don't want to touch that.
James Roberts
Who would actually buy merch of these soulless realistic animals over the original cartoon characters?
Easton Richardson
Hmm. If that means erasing furries then fine.
Adam Sanders
As they push photorealism, it'll just create zoophiles instead.
Carson Wilson
Blake Howard
Never.
Chase Brown
I was wondering if that was the intention or if they had a problem against the original character designers now.
Elijah Hill
Nicholas Jenkins
Theres a face for ya.
Charles Cruz
CEOs are meant to make their companies successful, and Iger has done exactly that. Disney is the most powerful studio in America, if not the world.
Adrian Mitchell
I think this would warrant a will farrel skit where he asks the hyenas how they managed to burrow a giant tunnel several miles, through several trees.
Juan Walker
I think they just want to tap the YA audience and keep advancing the concept the idea of a photorealistic animated movie doing well.
Aiden Taylor
Thanks for your efforts, but I hated it.
Colton Lee
I just wonder how Disney will view their legacy 2D titles if their remakes are huge successes. Will the original Lion King just slide into the vault for a while?
William Thompson
>the Lion King is straight up plagiarism
No it's not, stop taking memes at face value.
Ethan Stewart
SIMBA DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW RAFIKI WHEN HE MET HIM AS AN ADULT. THEY HAD NEVER MET AFTER THE CEREMONY
Michael Gonzalez
Joshua Foster
Unironically soulless
Eli Ortiz
Remake is changing a lot of stuff.
Justin Perry
Parents/children wo don't know any better because it's DISNEY
Angel Green
Good lord this looks weird
Brandon Baker
Imagine being this much of an oblivious retard.
Liam Anderson
No offense user, but who gives a shit about this and fucking who asked for this?
David Morgan
Disney executives
Christopher Lopez
The resemblance is uncanny
Jordan Powell
Ah, they just want to make money off of doing the same thing twice, and people will fall for it.
Dylan Miller
Didn't they release this one Tv show a year ago that's set in the 2D universe?
Dylan Cruz
Wait, that's his mom? You can't even tell a full-grown lion from the cubs because of the art!
Chase Green
Ahem OP, I'll have you know this isn't a comic, it's a "Photograph book" that tells a story
Aaron Smith
the most expression we get from this comic.
Dominic Hernandez
You can feel the artists frustration in not being able to make actual expressions to be in line with the movie
Angel Martin
This was surprisingly real fucking wholesome. Small contained stories and if they change the names or make people believe this was an alternate universe, I'd continue reading it.
>inb4 shill; i liked the art and the way an artist actually draws animals, it was a nice take and not levels of CROSSED
Brandon Bailey
Lions are the real niggers, hyenas are cool
Andrew Walker
You forgot a page
John Ross
I will now watch your movie
Carson Cruz
>inb4 shill
No, you just have shit taste. Honestly, the art is pure garbage, especially in that last one.
Nathaniel Bell
It'd be a decent read if the art was done in the old animated style.
Nicholas Collins
My jimmies are rustled after so many years!
Kayden Jones
Let's see you draw perfect animals on paper
Elijah Rivera
So is the lesson that all non-lions in the Pridelands are fucking retarded and can't go a day without being babysitted?
Tyler Ramirez
Why are Hyenas suddenly moles.
And why does half the cast look like they're balding?
James Walker
My question is, is there a point to all of this?
Ian Turner
Its part of their plan to eradicate the human spirt.
Adam Evans
Money.
Benjamin Allen
That face is pure nightmare fuel.
James Taylor
Well it's working
Is it still going btw?
Aiden Kelly
He was promised many virgin giraffes
James Brooks
>Shifty merchant Scar
Problematic.
Also, jeez; that bottom left panel looks like they put it through some ill-advised photoshop filter.
Jacob Brooks
Already a billion times more expressive than anything we've seen in the trailers.
>Pumbaa has sideburns
Huh.
Julian Price
Last panel Simba looks like he's looking at the fourth wall for that line. Kinda like in a Goofy cartoon.
Nathaniel Wood
Would redeem this shit, yes.
Adam Gomez
>on paper
Why though? This is all digital.
Grayson Gomez
Looks weird.
Did they forget to add highlights to his eyes?
Nicholas Rivera
Now that you mentioned it, yeah, it looks weird. Like, Zazu seems to have highlights drawn in, but not colored, maybe they tried and it looked weirder?
Levi Foster
I didn't know "facts you can literally look up for yourself through a simple Internet search" are considered memes now.
Luis Watson
>”This is fine”
Samuel Bailey
It's more that they want to cash in people's nostalgia, many people I know thought we'd get a new cartoon movie, as the brands promoting the film are using the original cartoon designs.
Grayson Martin
I HAVE noticed an increase in people wearing shirts/sweaters with child Nala and Simba
Kevin Johnson
>no humorous butthole
prudes
Nolan Cooper
>Did you hear timon? They're making Lilo & Stitch next.
Thomas Lewis
Fuck I wanted to post this. Well played.
Jaxon Reed
Say, have you actually watched Kimba, or just "facts" you looked up through a simple internet search?