Hmm....Hey Yea Forums, whats your favorite bit from old and good simpsons? For me...

"There. These dogs should track down Milhouse pretty quickly."

"Are they going to find him and bring him back, or are they going to find him and kill him?"

"Well....they'll...uh..."

"You didn't answer me, you just trailed off."

"Yeah. I guess I did kind of trail off."

You've doomed us all

you mean SNEED?

The heroes of Shelbyville had banished the demon tree because it was haunted.

Lemon of Troy in general is great.

I was always quite fond of the Treehouse of Horrors bits.

"Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders."

"He was a zombie?"

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"Listen, guys. The network has a problem with some of your lyrics."
"Hey, our lyrics are like our children. No way, clown."
"Yeah but see here where it says 'You gotta take what you got and you gotta put it in me.' Maybe you could change that to 'I want to hug and kiss you.'"
"Hey, that's way better. Cool. I wouldn't have thought of that."

Dad, you're about to unleash a terrible evil on the world. You've got to destroy this plant!

>post season 4
>old and good

The follow up to that joke is my absolute favorite bit.

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>What can poor people pay ya? Nothin!
>What satisfaction ya get from helping em? Nothin!
>Who wants to help help poor people anyway? Nobody!

The way he goes off on this random rant, and how the rest of the family just don't know how to respond, and just brush it off always gets me.

"Quiet Riot has now become...Pious Riot!"

"Come on, feel the Lord! You'll get saved, saved, saved! Saved, saved, saved."

"You guys suck!"

"We've done more state fairs than the Beatles!"

"It's true, you know."

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"You know how when you're a carefree teenager and you got dreams of being a rock star, or a photographer for Playboy? Instead, what happens next is some babe sinks her claws into you. And then along comes a baby. And another one and another one. And then you find yourself working some crummy job where you don't get to play a guitar or take pictures of naked women. And you just get old and tired and bald and dead."
"Is that all I am? Some babe who sunk her claws into you!?"
"Uh...a hot babe."
"Mmmmm..."

Mom, what's SLH trying to do to that other dog?
It looks like he's trying to jump over her but he can't quite make it.
Uh oh.

That's just something parents make up to scare kids, like the Boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

Don't worry kids, those rabbits are just sleeping.
Upside down.

And inside out.

His long hair and wild, untamed sideburns unleashed something in me. A world of rebellion, of change. A world where doors were open for women like me. Of course, there was Abe stuck in his buttoned-down plastic Madison Avenue set.

Look at them sideburns. He looks like a girl. Now Johnny Unitas, there's a haircut you can set your watch to.

We are the mediocre presidents! There's Fillmore, there's Tyler, there's Buchanan, and there's Hayes! There's Harrison!
I died in thirty days!
We are the mediocre, average, forgettable caretaker presidents of the USAAAAAA!

I have to go to the bathroom!
Again?
I'm sorry, it's just my bladder is the size of a Brazil nut.
We just call them nuts here.

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"Good afternoon, employees. After completing our evaluation of all 700 of you, ve regret to announce ze following layoffs, vich I vill read in alphabetical order. Simpson, Homer. Zat is all."

>Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
>Homer Simpson, nodding politely.

I'd like to thank God for this award, even though I've never worshiped or believed in him in any way.

Manacek was pretty funny for a late seasons episode.

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So what dorm do you live in?
Actually I'm off campus. Couple of girls, couple of guys.
Guys, huh? Are they cute?
Well, Bart is...no.

Look at all these top brands. And such low, low prices.
Aw Dad, these are just cheap knockoffs.
Hey, I know a genuine Magnetbox when I see it. And look, there's Panaphonics and Sorny.

That's...very good for a first try. Here, I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it.

sneed, feed and seed my shorts, man!
(formerly pants)

Principal Skinner? Ha, I never thought I'd win this bet!

No, Simpson, rest assured this has nothing to do with you. I have many troubling issues with my beloved smoth...I mean mother.

Troy McClure? Marge, have you heard the stories of those things he does down at the aquarium?
Homer, people don't do that sort of thing with fish.

The entire City of New York vs Homer is still probably one of the most memorable joke-dense episodes I can think of. The fact it came out in season 9 still amazes me.

>Sorry 'bout that guy, they stick ALL the jerks in tower one
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I think it's because it's kind of a layover from season 8 and that's why it's still top notch as far as season 9 eps go.

Dad, this sugar is full of nails and broken glass.
Just think of them as free prizes. Ooh look, a blasting cap.

Lenny...can we talk about...um, augmenting the male anatomy?
Did you hear that? Apu here asked about crotch stuffing. I don't do it. Kenny Loggins does.
I trusted you not to tell anyooonneeee!!!!

I was going to end my dvd collection at season 8, but 9 had Lisa the Skeptic. The good episodes make up for the weak ones.

Mom, Bart wrecked my science project and the science fair is in three days!

Why don't you...run a hamster through a wheel.

Hmmm...

Help me, Lisa, help me!

Tee hee hee hee.

Lisa, what are you laughing at?

Oh...I was just thinking of something funny I saw on Herman's Head the other night.

Mmmm...

Marge : Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?

Homer : NEVER! Never, Marge! I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the *blue*-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh! I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"!

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One of my hobbies is secretly videotaping couples in cars. I was afraid to come forward because in this country it makes you look like a pervert. But every single Scottish person does it!

Oh no, we didn't!
We almost didn't. But you wouldn't take no for an answer. How about giving Honest Abe another term in the Oval Office?

i liked this gag the most

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>that running joke when they get out of a room, close the door and immediately you hear the car wheels screeching
that has been my favorite shit ever

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>Don't touch, Willie.
Good advice.

For a long time I didn't realize this was a masturbation joke. I thought avoiding Willie was the joke.

Mr. Simpson, I'm glad you enjoy our Big Blue Pants, but we just don't make them anymore. Sales plummeted after our disastrous Super Bowl ad.

Big Blue Pants. For when you no longer care if you're attractive to women.

Wait, how long does this thing go on?

I don't know. I've never watched it all the way to the end.

Ever since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

incredibly good taste

Ve understand, Mr. Simpson. After all, ve are from ze land of chocolate.

Hey, these aren't reptile eggs! You've been cheating! No matter where Burns hits the ball, there's always a fresh one on the green.

Cheating? For me? Smithers, this is patently unnecessary. I'm one of the finest golfers there is. Why, in all the years you've caddied for me, I've never lost a...oh, right.

Ha, looks like you're not the best golfer here. Wait till I tell everyone at the club about this. You stink!

Homer...Mr. Burns holds a lot of sway at this club, so if you would kindly keep quiet about the alleged...decades of cheating, I'm sure he'll be happy to support your application for a membership.

Sorry, but I don't care about joining your silly club.

But does your wife?

The monologue itself is good but the joke in plain text loses so much of what makes the scene so funny.

The whole delivery along with how the animation quality starts ramping up as Homer starts gesturing more erratically is just fucking perfect.
It's like the animators heard Dan Castellaneta's read of the line and realized there's no way they could half-ass a single frame of it and just went to fucking town with it.

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My friend and I quote that bit all the time.

This part also slays me: youtube.com/watch?v=c6ZfVe7sJDQ

Makes me chuckle every time. That and Smarch.

This is is, Lis. The episode where Scratchy finally gets Itchy.
I'm hand in hand with you, brother.

*kssshhhh*

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Oh I'm sorry, I needed to plug in my rock tumbler.

PLUG IT BACK IN! PLUG IT BACK IN!

The rock tumbler or the TV?

THE TV! THE TV!

Ok.

Oh man, what an episode. I tell you, they'll never show that one again! Not in a million years!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I was the closest thing Mr. Burns ever had to a friend. But he fired me. Now I spend my days drinking cheap scotch and watching Pardon My Zinger.

>Oh yeah, the taxes! The finger thing means the taxes!
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And the man who runs the Kwik-E-Mart
Can charge a little more
For meat
For meat
And milk
And milk
From Nineteen Eighty Fouuuurrr

Why won't they unload our Falafel Fixins?
Ship's been impounded, ma'am.
Yeah, we found some barnacles on the hull. That and the deck was wet.
That's ridiculous. And what are those men doing under our van?
Lady, if I were you, I'd jump in the air right now as I'm preparing to do.

Every time

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Also, anything with Phil Hartman is gold. I miss that man, so much.

Can I be a booze hound?
Not til you're fifteeeeen.

"I did this because you need me, Springfield. Your fears may cause you to vote Democratic, but deep down you yearn for a cold, hard Republican to cut taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! That's why I did this. To save you from yourselves! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a city to run."

"Put the mayor under arrest."

"What? Oh right, all that stuff I did."

And I find it ironic that for once Dad's butt actually prevented the release of toxic gas and...

BART!

And then they followed that episode with The Principal and the Pauper.

Season 11 Episode 5

And now, please rise for our national anthem, sung by Springfield's rhythm and blues sensation Bleeding Gums Murphy!

Just remember: Even if you tell, no one will believe you. After all, I'm the sweet, perfect minister's daughter and you're just yellow trash.

Man, I can't believe I have an enemy. Me, Homer Simpsons. The most beloved man in Springfield.
That's ok, Homer. We all have them. I keep mine indexed in my enemies' list.
Jane Fonda, Daniel Schorr, Jack Anderson...hey, this is Richard Nixon's enemies list! You just crossed out his name and wrote yours!
Gimme that. Barney Gumble.
Aw...

Yes, I am aware of the irony of using TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out.

One of the first things I've committed to learning from start to finish.

You really think I can beat Tatum?
Sure you can. You just have to visualize how you're going to do it.
Hmmm...

"A congenital heart defect has felled Drederick Tatum moments before entering the ring."

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, it'd eat you and everyone you care about.

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Well, well. If it isn't the Doobie Brothers. Smell any drugs, Sgt. Scraps?

For me, the '60s ended that day in 1978.

We need a name for our club. Something like Satan's Helpers.

Guys, can we pick something a little less blasphemous? I mean, we don't want to actually go to Hell.

How about...Devil's Pals?

You're not getting...

Christ Punchers.

Guys, I'm the president of the club and I say we're the Hell's Satans.

I just discovered the boogeyman
youtu.be/aDWnz66FI1I

Bart, don't use the touch of death on your sister.

>Deleted scene
But....I remember seeing that scene before. Did it get removed on the DVDs or something?

I love yhe scene before that with Willy
>There, pretty as a picture
>AAACH, ZOMBIES!
>...
>There, pretty as a picture

Probably, it was that wonderful time when the most respectful thing was to pretend the twin towers never existed and that buildings couldn't fall down

From my experience a lot of the deleted scenes were ones that Fox didn't like because they were too sexually suggestive.

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Or like when they made them redo Marge and Homer snuggling in GvSA to be less revealing.

Colored my opinion of Mt. Dew ever since.

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Troy McClure? I thought you said he was dead

No, I said he sleeps with fish

Aww, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut
>Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts
Explain how
>Money can be exchanged for goods and services
Woo-hoo!

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It wasn't deleted, whoever named the video just fucked it up. But it was the only youtube vid I could find that narrowed down to that scene without having to post the whole thing with timestamp.

Dad, hide your shame!
Homey, I can see your doodle.
Shut up, Flanders.

Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy.

The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?

The answer... is no.

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Bart, your mortal enemy is on the radio!
My mortal enemy?
And now it's time for more deeeementedness with Dr. Demento!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
No, I meant your other mortal enemy. Sideshow Bob!
Ohhh...I can't believe I'm only 10 and I already have two mortal enemies.

Aaaand yooouuuu liiiggghtttt up my liiiifffeeee

The guy she was singing that for must have been the happiest in the world.

Actually she was singing about God, Homer.

Oh well, he's always happy. No wait, he's always mad.

Mom, there's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement and Dad's upstairs.

Mr. Terwilleger. Come quick. We gots trouble down at the cement mixer, sir. See, we was playing fetch with Geech. That's our old smell hound.

Geech gone to Heaven, Mr. Terwilleger.

I can no longer work under these conditions. Rustic workmen who turned the sammy john into a smokehouse. Coveralls that don't quite cover all. And a psychotic little boy who will not stop hounding me. This little boy right here. I swear, I wish this dam would collapse and bury this cursed town...

Eww! Duffman, you promised if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunks.

Duffman says a lot of things. Oh, yeah!

Wait Abe is an immigrant?

"It was in 1941...no, '39. I was at my college graduating class reunion. It was there that I encountered my old flame. Of course, time had weathered her lovely features somewhat, but I saw past those minor imperfections to her daughter Lily."

If the baby's a boy, can we call him Larry?
But Marge, if we do that then all the kids at school are gonna call him Larry Fairy.
How about Lewey?
Then they'll call him Screwy Lewey.
Marcus?
Mucus.
Luke?
Puke.
What about...Bart?
Hmm, let's see. Cart, dart, eart. Mmm, can't see a problem.

You there. Foodbag.
Huh?
Do you have a son?
Yes, I do.
Mmm hmm. And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?
Oh yeah, all the time. You ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's this little four-eyed weener who...
Fascinating.

Hey, it's Duffman!
Newsweek said you died of liver failure.
Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Oh yeah!

this always gets me

Homer Simpson, my goodness. You should have seen me a long time ago.
Yeah maybe. Anyway, there's this girl Marge Bouvier and I want to try and force her to like me.
I'm sorry, but that's not really the kind of advice I give. Only thing I can suggest is try and find a common interest and spend, spend, spend!
What interests does she have?
She's active on the forensics team. They meet in Room 219.
Far out!
Uh, Homer...do you have any plans for after graduation?
I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out aaaallllll night!
No I meant career-wise.
I don't know.
You know, that new nuclear power plant will be opening soon. It'll be one of the few outfits in town that won't require a college education.
Me in a nuclear power plant...ha ha, yeah right. I can just picture that. Kaboom!

"This is the most exciting scandal since the Juice was on the loose!"
"The Juice is still on the loose."
"AAAAAAAAAH!"

It's just how airily he says it, like he's imparting some casual wisdom

Coming up this hour on the Impulse Buying Network: Your chance to own a piece of Itchy and Scratchy, the toon town duo beloved by everyone, even cynical members of Generation X.
Pfft. Groovy.
Troy, I'm proud to offer your viewers these hand-drawn Itchy and Scratchy animation cels. Each one is absolutely, positively guaranteed to go up in value.
Not a guarantee.

Lisa...the blues aren't about making yourself feel better, they're about making everyone else feel worse! And making a few bucks while you're at it.

The episode was obnoxious but the beginning was pure hilarity.

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and had to pass himself as a woman in nazi germany, but you know he also invented the terlot.

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>Dredrik what do you think of homer simpson
>i think he is a nice guy and I have nothing against him but I am going to make orphans out of his children.
>you know they have a mother
>yes, but I imagine she would die from grief

>I WARNED YA! DIDN'T I WARN YA? THAT COLORED CHALK WAS FORGED BY LUCIFER HIMSELF!

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probably the most Iconic line in that series people refer too.

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>Uh oh... My heart stopped.... there it goes
also
>it isnt my fault its that Percadan if you ask me that stuff rots your brain, now a word from our sponsor, PERCADAN!? AWWWWW

what was I laughing about again?
oh yes that crippled irish man!

Dad, Dad! We did something very bad.
Did you wreck the car?
No.
Did you raise the dead?
Yes.
But the car's ok?
Yes.
Ok then.

I only recently found out that Dr. Demento was a real DJ. I thought the joke was that a supervillain took over Springfield radio to terrorize Bart, but nobody cares.

"A little from column a, a little from column b"
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Yeah and he actually voiced himself in the episode.

>Even in....Detroit
youtube.com/watch?v=H_7V32oO0Fw

Thanks a lot, surviving Beach Boys.

Who did the voice for that guy? was he referencing someone?

Homer, will you stop this riot and save our glorious communist dictatorship?
Communist? But you guys had all the signs of an emerging market...
Just do it!

Ill get more cameras!
smashy smashy
Well I dont approve of that

It's just Dan Castallaneta and it is a movie reference but I can't think of what exactly.

Based as fuck.

Ok, here's what we do. Marge, you and Maggie hide out in the abandoned mental hospital. Bart, Lisa, you hide in Spooky Roller Disco. And I'll go skinny dipping in the lake where the sexy teens were murdered 100 years ago tonight.

I think it was a refrence to rat race? I mean homer and marge take a motercycle so I think it has to do with some movie.

Homer it looks like it could gor
Hehe
it does kinda look like Al Gore

yeah some shit is best seen
youtu.be/XD7uKwtc_FU

FOUR ONION RINGS!

Why are you letting my husband die? What does this have to do with baseball?
Death is a part of baseball.
Yeah, the main part.
Guys...Don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson. We're not going to let anything happen to your husband.
He's not moving!
He's probably just tired out from all the moving he did before he got here. Turn on the sprinklers.
See look how much he's moving. He's having the time of his life.

The kilt was only worn in times of peace. In battle, we donned a full ball gown covered with sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury!

Ahhhh....

Ack. Tis nothing more than what God gave me, ya Puritan pukes.

Dad, we're completely out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food. You ate all the tarragon and you drank all the onions sauce.

BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?!

Alright kid, open up. Where did you get the lemons for that lemonade from?
This is Country Time Lemonade. There's never been anything resembling lemons in it.

that was zombie simpsons for me at that point.

hahahaha s0yy still replaced I forget that.

Hey hey, no kids in the bar.

Since when?

Ah, the heat's been on us ever since those Bush girls were in here.

Hey this is my car and I say we go to the lost city of gold!
Thats just drunk talk
sweet sweet drunk talk

We consider you honorary members of our tribe. Drink deep from these cups.
The bear urine will make you strong.
Ulp!
Ha ha, just kidding. It's Fresca.
Fresca!?

Hey Loony Toons!
this is the real micheal jackson
you look like a big fat mental patient

you be surprised how much I get called that

Gentlemen, here's a phrase I'm sure has dogged you throughout your careers: Washed up. Yet here you are among the top 500 concert acts today. What's your secret?
Well, after the Berlin Wall fell our records really start selling big on the dismal side of the Iron Curtain. We're especially big in Bulgaria and what's the other Gary...Hungary.
I can't think of anyone who's profited more from the collapse of communism than us.
Maybe the people living in the communist countries.
Yeah good point.

i know you are out there beer baron
and I will find you

No you wont....

Yes I will

wont...

Mom, I'm having a moral dilemma. Can you guys afford to send me to college?
Of course. I mean, not on your father's salary, but I could always...give piano lessons.
You don't play the piano.
The trick is to stay one lesson ahead of the kid.
Sigh. I guess I could always skip college and marry Milhouse.
I know this is just a fantasy, but I'll take it.
Nah on second thought forget about it.
No! I'll never be this happy again!

This will give you 2 quatloose on a gallon of carisine
what country is this from?
it no longer exists but give a test drive and you be saying Valdersugin vostragen

Put it in H!

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
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They got all the name brand electronics

Look a magnor box, sorny,

Seymour, you're selling these children's futures short with your penny-pinching.
Edna, let's all be honest. These children have no future! Uh...prove me wrong, kids.

Oh look Night boat!
oh and this is when we had that mirror and it looked like we had 2 TVs
wooow

You're a dull boy, Billy.

(It works on so many levels.)

Ladies and gentlemen, before we begin, let's introduce Auntie Oven Fresh 1954!

Ribbons and trophies are no comfort on your deathbed.

Gilligan, the Skipper, and Chief Wiggum. Name three castaways.

*BANG*BANG*BANG*

Clancy, use the remote.

hey HEY!
I ASK YOU NICLEY NOT TO MANGLE MY MERCHANDISE
YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO ASK YOU NICELY AGAIN!

>Marriage, is a lot like an orange. First, you have the skin....and the sweet sweet innards.

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Homer, Bill Gates wants to talk to you.
Oh my god, oh my god. Ahem. What can I do for you, sir?
Hello, Mr. Simpson. The existence of your website was brought to my attention and although I can't figure out what, if anything Compuhyperglobalmeganet does, I've decided rather than risk competing with you, I'm going to simply buy you out.
Did you hear that, Marge? This could be our ticket out of this hellhole. I reluctantly accept your offer.
Everybody always does. Go ahead. Buy 'em out, boys!
What on Earth are you doing!?
I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks! Ha ha ha!

Mister McClure
I have this friend who says its wrong to eat, is he crazy.
No billy, just ignorant, your friend probably hasn't heard of the food chain.

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>a good orange is a lot like a marriage
>just eat the damn orange already!

In 30 years, I was never able to hit the big time. Murphy, I want you to have my sax.
This isn't a saxophone, it's an umbrella.
You mean I've been playing an umbrella for 30 years? Why didn't anyone tell me?
We all thought it was too funny.
That's not funny!

You get in here
you must be stupider than you look

stupid like a fox ARRERRGGH

>If I wanted to see a man eating an orange, I'd have taken the orange eating class!

I don't believe it! She's murdered her brother!
And she's trying to dump the body in a harbor!
Well, duh!
And as a grim finale, she intends to drown that poor caged baby!
And she's on drugs!
Alright, Lisa. Give me the drugs.
Dad, I'm not on drugs.

I always catch myself quoting this from time to time
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No, I'm sorry but we do not have babysitting services. I do not know who that man was that took your kids.

Not old, but still chuckle worthy
“Lisa, just what are you inferring?!”
“YOU infer, I IMPLY.”
“Oh, that’s a relief.”

And one that I quote too often

“What ever happened to “please” and “thank you”?”
“I think they killed each other. You know, one of those murder-suicide deals.”

I think women and semen don't mix

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Actually that’s a Yea Forums meme.
Really, it’s their funnny way of saying Simpson’s threads should stay on the cartoon board.

Mountain of Madness is my favourite Simpsons episode ever
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ctrl+f and im disappoint
no results for summer reddit faggot

I like him.

It'll never last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots. Or Welshmen and Scots. Or Japanese and Scots. Or Scots and other Scots! Damned Scots! They ruined Scotland!!
>You Scots sure are a contentious bunch
YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!!

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>OHHH MYYY GOD
>TRAM-AMPOLINE
I had this episode recorded on a VHS tape way back, his reaction was the absolute funniest shit.

the unnecessary absurdity of this but and Homer's fucking face gets me every time
youtu.be/8eD0XcqhUXM

close second is Joey JoJo
youtu.be/G-LtddOgUCE

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Homer at his best is highly cynical, theatrical and absurdist.

>But I'm a lazy, lazy man, Roger.

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>no sneedposters in Yea Forums
I fucking love this place

Aww, why do you need new bands anyway? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact.

Sneedposting and moeposting as really taken over simpsons threads on Yea Forums

Homer assembling the bbq pit kills me every time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4FjJ9tH5HY

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>Yea Forums is shit
In other shocking news: /d/ is full of perverts, the FBI uses /pol/ as a honeypot and less than 1% of threads on /sci/ contain actual science.

/sci/ is just homework help threads, weak attempts at /pol/ b8, and religion versus atheism.

>not using the sound from the shotgun going off in the mix
>this list not ending with "if you read this you have no life"
There's Laziness and then there is just plain uninspired.
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The original was better
youtube.com/watch?v=bM-HvzNSYDs

youtube.com/watch?v=FlmfUXQkIgY

Fart, barf. Tart, if he gets fat.
Not an unreasonable assumption, and I'm not just saying that because I believed that too.
youtube.com/watch?v=45RqnCxJZjs

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>Really, it’s their funnny way of saying Simpson’s threads should stay on the cartoon board.

It's astounding you think sneedposters put this much thought into it, I can assure you they don't

Hey now, /sci/ has plenty of legit science threads... it's just that most of them only last about 7-8 posts before they get bumped off by Troll Science Thread #11492

I fucking love that episode

They still have that scene in the Mexican dub.

>a good 3 seconds with a coca cola ad smacked in the middle of the frame

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Pretty much all of Last Exit to Springfield.

Seriously, try to think of a golden joke not from that episo- well, I guess that's what this whole thread's done, still, you have Burns' flashback at the beginning, there's 'house of lies', the Lisa computer image predictions, you have 'Dental Plan', 'Nay'.

Well, just it's a huge list.

I like the Springfield Files.

....And so Mr. X says to Mrs. Y, "MARGE...."