Thoughts on amethyst?

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with a smirk like that i'd ruin that dog

best pearl. garnet is boring and pearl is creepy.

I want to pound her fat ass

Best gem.

She made me realise what my limit of weight on a chick was before they became a turn off
overall thicc/10

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Disgusting

>best pearl
wanna try that again?

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I really like her new outfit.

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get a higher cut on those shorts and we'll be cookin with gas

She's been my favorite gem since before the show even started.

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she'd make a great daughter

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Worst crystal gem, but I'm incredibly horny for her.

Gems are "genderless" in the same way Namekians from Dragonball are "genderless". They don't breed and there's only one uniform appearance. Meaning there's no gender since gender is only used as our way to figure out how organisms come together. You still wouldn't hesitate to call Piccolo "he" or "a guy". And his species literally lays eggs.

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probably farts a lot, loud and smelly

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haha

imagine being this fucking sensitive lmao

i dont have to imagine
thats my comment

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Oh, I'm sure she would...

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YAMERO

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Watching her get btfo and poofed by Jasper was the only time I felt satisfied watching this show. Probably my favorite CG for that reason since I feel she gets an adequate amount of punishment for her bullshit.

Wish Pearl was similarly btfo and emotionally tortured by someone intentionally.

Those tits aint gonna be the only thing getting fucked

she can ame get on thyst dick.

Minty Fresh

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i personally imagined the Goo bots smelled like menthol

Her sisters are better.

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this

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I want to fuse with her and have a hot non-binary onesome

all the fan art of her is infinitely sexier than the canon version
seriously the show versions of all the girls look ugly or bland as hell

I want to hug her

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i want to stick my finger in her bellybutton, wiggle it around, and then pull it out and smell it deeply

Fat ugly and disgusting. Literally a pig painted purple.

Like what, the thing with Greg? The two of them patched things up over time. This post makes you seem like a psychopath.

Womp womp. youtu.be/0W2-d84ni5s

Yeah, that's how you look like, but we are talking bout Amethyst.

Shes hot

best gem

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>This whole fucking thread.

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>You know they say all gems are created equal, but you look at me and you look at amethyst and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE!

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>See, normally if you go one-on-one with another gem you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I'm a geological freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25 percent at best at beat me!

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> And then you add Pearl to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down.

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I wanna cuddle with her while we play vidya and watch stuff. Maybe do stuff with her cute feet too.

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>puma shirt
>panther shit
>puma shirt
>panther shit
>puma shirt
>panther shit

>user, let's cuddle

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>this is a hamethystfag's idea of a """clever""" comeback

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Misha, go be a pedophile somewhere else.

And that's a good thing!

Why is Amethyst the right amount of thicc/fat for me but Sadie feels like too much? Excluding fan art at least.

I wanna touch her belly

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>not rub

Everyone in this thread is fat and antisocial. OP is a virgin and Steven universe is a terrible show with talentless people working on it, as well as a poorly designed cast of characters.

Rubbing falls under the category of touching. As does caressing, massaging, kneading, using as a pillow and so on.

Good taste then, brother

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Psychological projection is a defense mechanism people subconsciously employ in order to cope with difficult feelings or emotions. Psychological projection involves projecting undesirable feelings or emotions onto someone else, rather than admitting to or dealing with the unwanted feelings.

>namefag
opinion immediately invalidated

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Amy is cute!
CUTE!

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>mfw my birthstone is thicc short stack with DSL
February Chads sound off

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If we're being technical, she's a freaking rock, user. Be glad she went with being "she" and shut up

I'd do her.

YES MA'AM!

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I'd go hog wild on the employees of the human zoo. Go hog wild on the humans too.

>Is this a namefag's idea of a (((clever))) comback?

Terrible person/character, but would fuck

>What in the Sam Hill's a puma?

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>obese amerifat pedophile calling anyone a hambeast

>tfw born Januaryfag
>get stuck with lesbian mom couple
Sapphire is best girl though

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>Misha being a pedo
This better have proof

Are you fucking new

All he does is talk about how much he wants to fuck Connie

so? it's not a real child, unless you are one of those dumbfucks that thinks fictional characters have rights or some shit.

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'Hey man it's cool, I've seen your junk before'
Did she used to spy on Rose and Greg when they were fucking?

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Sadie's face implies she's got fat up there and she isn't drawn with a neck

While Amy comes off as a thicc/fat chick who's super down to fuck whoever whenever however Sadie comes off as a emotionally attached bitch with problems who will lash out eventually

I love her but I bet she doesn't like to get physical and probably smells like a dump.

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Based and bellypilled.

On The Run and Maximum Capacity have made her my favourite gem
two great episodes, and two great scenes that I just found to be fantastic

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>TFW Amy is the best shapeshifter among Gemkind and she doesn't even know it

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Sadie is pretty much hard coded as a clingy bitch with self-image issues.

How and where do I get an Amethyst gf?

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drawings are not real children user, i know this might be a complex concept to understand, but if you dont wanna be a permanent glow in the dark normalfag on Yea Forums of all places you need to put some effort.

You mean a short, thicc tomboy who deep inside is insecure?

yeh

would keep as a pet, not even the sexual kind, she'd just be like a layabout roommate who can do neat party tricks and can help set up the gravity bong, would have her turn into Muttly from wacky races and do the snicker.

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I wish to put my hotdog into her buns until mayo squirts out of my bottle.

Your local college campus. Not even joking

>a pet, not even the sexual kind

....The non-sexual kind of pet, user?

bonus points if you look among the latinas.

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You can find them here. Good luck separating the real ones from the ones who like collecting dick pics.

the sexual-kind as in a slave or some kind of off petplay shit

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neither are photos of childern, retard. but if you're attracted to either, it doesn't really matter.

But photos still involve real children being abused or at the very least being taken advantage of.

For artwork this does not go in any way, shape or form.

>drawings are not real children user, i know this might be a complex concept to understand
You know what's a simple concept to understand? The definition of pedophile.

Try or

Would hold more water if you didn;t exclusively jerk off to cartoon children Misha. And they're not even SEXY cartoon children, if you've got taste so cosmically shit you jerk off to ugly 2D kids it's not that far of a leap to have such shit taste you jerk off to real life children.

Yeah keep eating you fat hogs.

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Oh hey Ghost, i didn't know you browsed Yea Forums

I would marry her.

>Hey Greg! Turn around. Check it out!
That episode and Space Race is what really cemented the series for me. How Steven didn't develop some form of psychological trauma from watching how fucked up the people he looked up to were is beyond me.

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Because the character writing in SU is dog shit.

honestly Amethyst's lines
"I never asked to be made"
"I'm not gonna let you stand there and remind me of everything I hate about myself"
and just her WHOLE thing when she turned into Rose with Greg begging her "not to do this to him again" made me think this show was gonna go out as one of the greats

I have a feeling Greg fucked her while stricken with grief the immediately regretted it

oh gee, the ugly imp lady who the creators wanna pass as sexy cause they are SJWs and think that real beautiful woman are gross.

and what abomination do you fap to? kanker sisters, gaz?

Amethyst is super lucky
because she's going to become close to this unit soon and bond and shit

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I bet he faps to Shadman