So Darkheart turns human and... then what?

So Darkheart turns human and... then what?

Surely he's going to run into problems later down the line when he doesn't have a birth certificate or anything like that.

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I've seen the porn; he just fucks his way into government clearance.

He'll be deported, and have to learn Spanish.

Darkheart slay that tomboy puss.

>mfw he becomes she becomes his gf at the end

was scoring some loli his master plan all along ?

demon gives up being a demon for love

>Complaining about realism in a show about magical bears that solve their problems by caring at them and/or blasting them with stomach-mounted lasers
I mean, this question legit made me laugh, but seriously, don't think so hard about it.

Pretty much this. I mean, I don't even remember WTF he was to start with, a malevolent spirit or something?

So he gets granted his humanity and this is taken as a big damn deal. This is literally a universe that cares about people, so I imagine he gets sent to an orphanage briefly after the events of the movie, knows enough not to act like a little shit anymore, is adopted by some loving foster people and then he and Christy meet up at summer camp the following year(s) or something. Maybe they fuck they're actual teenagers and later get married I don't fucking know or care.

There. Took me all of three minutes to think this up. Anything else that's dark or realistic doesn't match up with the tone of the series. Moving on.

They're holding hands at the end of the movie.

Fucking phone, it ate part of my typing. I meant *when* they're teenagers, but whatever...

if I had his powers I would totally be getting some camp pussy. or, since he can change into animals, I would turn into a bear and go get me alot of care bear pussy!

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I totally want to 3 some with these 2

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I always figured that he simply reverted to his original form.

Can't have been an evil wizard too long either - that outfit is so 1980s it's painful to look at...

Look at how he is dressed. Their gonna send his ass to some shithole Slavic country

you know whats funny, that makes total sense.. but in the movie I never seen him do the typical slav pose...

bizzump

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I always assumed he was Satan.

you don't usually go around asking for people's birth certificates, probably if you were to work in some government thing you'll have to show it but then again he was a master of deception and black arts, making a fake birth certificate is a Detroit street tier ability I'm sure he can master it.

>got powers to be anything you want or do anything you want
>dont need no birth certificate when you can go anywhere and do anything.

fuck the government

he no longer has powers

WELL, HE WOULD HAVE IF THAT BITCH DIDNT START FUCKIN WITH HIS HEAD MAKING HIM ALL NICE AND CARING!
FUCKING WOMEN!

That's what *I* was saying on various sites: this poor bastard gives up immortality and demigod powers in order to become a homeless preteen who according to his lack of parents and birth records, doesn't and has never existed. He did this on the last day of summer camp, and Kristy can't just take him home. He's fucked. Last I checked, the Care Bears don't take people in. It's Bears N Cousins-only up there in the clouds. This "mortal kid" shit better be something he can turn on and off, like Andy in The Kid With The Broken Halo.

I just want Swift Heart...and Gentle Heart.

would impregnate

Only True Heart is a female. Noble Heart's a dude. Didn't the Care Bears Family tv series (the LAST good Care Bears tv series, fuck these desperate, shitty remakes with half-assed designs) turn her into Grams Bear?

no, she is not grams bear.. wtf nigga

the one on the left is male

>Noble Heart's a dude
>the one on the left is male

yes and? it's not like you can actually impregnate true heart either, care bears are born from wishes and dreams or some shit and then delivered by the stork I think

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I am not concerned with impregnating her, I just wanna plow that care bear box while noble heart pushes his cock up my ass mr hands style!

>"Darkheart" sounds too shady in that universe
>He has to give himself a more muted normie name to avoid suspicions

What's it gonna be, fellas?

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fuckoff stupid avatar faggot

lord moldybutt

TIME FOR A GAME OF DISAPPEARING BEARS

He's got no where to be deported too, plus all he has to do is not rely on any government related things. That or go to Oregon or something and get a driver's license there.

Derek Hart

>he's going to run into problems later down the line when he doesn't have a birth certificate
Especially if he runs for President.

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can't he just ask the audience to wish hard enough for a birth certificate and a harvard diploma?

SPARDAAAA
INUUUYAAASHAAA
NAAARRRUUU oh wait no
DANTEE aaah forget it

he dont need to worry bout that. he got the key to the whole planet! he will rule everyone!

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Dude, just because he can do it with magic doesn't mean he'd have the first idea of how to do it WITHOUT magic. Fucker used magic to make Christy more agile, but without it, can't even do a simple cartwheel without busting his ass.

Oh, that's good. I really like that one.

We have a winner

Summer vacation starts soon, and I bet none of you faggots become camp champ this year either.

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Screw being camp champ.
I just wanna sit in the dirt and play marbles all week.

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Has any child anywhere played marbles since 1959?

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That doesn't even count all of the shit he'd have to deal with, especially with horny people.
What? I'm just stating the facts.

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I would totally fuck them up the ass