Peter no, you're a married man. Think of what Uncle Ben would do if he saw you cheating on your wife
Peter no, you're a married man. Think of what Uncle Ben would do if he saw you cheating on your wife
Grayson Scott
Asher Moore
Campbell you cheeky cunt
Carter Davis
Came here to say the same thing
Isaac Parker
mj is still hotter
Connor Murphy
I like it
Joseph Ward
This may have just beaten out that Immortal Hulk variant as my favorite cover of the year.
Zachary Jackson
When is Peter Parker getting his "nice boat"?
Tyler Morgan
Uncle Ben would probably be relieved that Peter is doing his part towards preventing white extinction.
Nathan Morgan
I can't wait for the day that Marvel runs out of ideas again and brings Gwen back from the dead.
Angel Scott
>"Lmao go do it Pete my boy, Mary Jane was a whore either way"
Jaxon Bailey
"Never marry a lady who wont sign a prenup" -Uncle Ben Spiderman
Anthony Howard
It has been done so many times I think it was a punchline in Clone Conspiracy
Jonathan Jones
>"She fucked a nigger Peter, never go for a coal burner. Trust me on this."
Even as a ghost Ben is based
Isaac Ortiz
when are they gonna darken MJ to match the movies?
Ian Hill
Reminder that Black Cat has let Wolverine and Luke Cage cum inside her pussy and asshole.
Elijah Rivera
let me rephrase, then
I can't wait for the day that Marvel runs out of ideas again and brings Gwen back from the dead and retcons and rewrites as much as necessary to ensure that she doesn't just die or fade into obscurity or be revealed as a clone or a Skrull or some demonic apparition or some other bullshit.
Owen Jenkins
>”At least she’s not a nigger.”
what did Raimi mean by this?
Hunter Gonzalez
what cover?
Evan Baker
Luke Cage saying he fucked Black Cat on his couch was a Bendis comic, right?
Angel Price
She might be Centipede
Chase Hughes
Nope, we'd make sure she's not made of centipedes either. She'd be 100% human flesh and human bone and other human body parts and also completely alive and well and without a cracked neck for whatever reason.
Chase Ramirez
Hudlin, and it never lined up with the time line
Hunter Campbell
Peter is for chat only
Anthony Walker
Ah of course, I forgot all about Hudlin and his bullshit.
Jose Gutierrez
Gwen is shit and should have never existed.
Wyatt Thompson
WTF I love Campbell now
Adrian Harris
>Hudlin
Can be safely discarded then. Fuck that wanker
Matthew Wright
nice
Blake Perez
That's what YOU think.
Landon Brown
James Diaz
>they made this September 2019's Marvel variant cover theme
Camden Peterson
>Peter leaving MJ and coming towards Felicia
>Both holding a cup of coffee directly above their crotches
>Only Felicia's has cream in it
What did they mean by this?
Ethan Cox
When did she fuck Wolverine? I remember her fucking Daredevil as well
Hunter Wood
>Peter no, you're a married man
This is post OMD....
Joseph Howard
And SOMEHOW they dropped the fucking ball on Moon Knight’s
Luis James
Is that a remote or some weird phone on the table?
Alexander Jones
The patrician answer is Peter marries both so he has a civilian wife and a superwife. Everyone wins, especially us.
Cameron Campbell
It means the big twist that's being teased on Twitter is that Spider-Man has four kids on the way from four different women: MJ, Felicia, and whoever else is still alive and/or relevant.
If we can only think of three women, then one of them has twins.
Liam Reed
Wasn't there a movie about a guy who had over a hundred children?
Nicholas Thomas
>Gwen's Twins were really his and Norman was fucking with Peter the entire time.
Jordan Rodriguez
>"For all my evil acts do you really think I'd knock up your girlfriend? You have a sick mind Petey."
Jace Adams
Uncle Ben was an absolute Chad!
He alone bang all NYC girls..
Henry Martinez
never ever
Kayden Morales
MJ is a cuck haha
Andrew Diaz
>Norman pulled a Batman Beyond and injected himself with Parker DNA so the twins are genetically Peter's
>"You think I'd stop with one woman, Parker? I've been doing this for years. Think about all the back child support."
>"Think about every woman I raped I didn't pull out of."
Thomas Barnes
Connor Price
Not Harlem. That was for Mastah Toomes
God that's some petty shit.
>Norman did it not just to himself, but an entire sperm bank too.
Nathaniel Fisher
>"Too bad you don't have Parker Industries anymore."
>"A shame you have no reliable alibis."
>"More than the heart, I hit you where it hurts second most. The Wallet!
Thomas Myers
Justin Reyes
Would Peter and Felicia's kid be named Ben?
Logan Rivera
MJ seems cool with Felicia being Pete's lover on the side.
Luis Turner
Still the best vidya adaption of her
Josiah Sanchez
How bad does Blackcat's apartment smell?
Ethan Perez
Nah, she's just chad and laughing at Felicia's desperation at trying to get that good spider-dick.
Xavier Diaz
i went to a small house with lots of cats, and it smelled pretty bad.
Brayden Price
Owen Kelly
Better than Mysterio.
Justin Anderson
Leo Martinez
Yeah it must be bad, unless she has some sort of super tech cat litter thing
>SHIELD rounds up all the kids
>Spidey: "H-how many?"
>"We're still looking for more based on Osborne's accounts but currently they stand at 87, likely to ride to 200."
>Spidey faints
Wyatt James
When will Peter Parker have awesome superhero superorgy sex with black cat, mary jane, gwen stacy, kitty pride, the symbiote, miles morales, mockingbird, black widow, the scarlet witch, femmeThor, she-hulk and so on?
Samuel Thompson
Should MJ become the new Firestar?
Owen Ramirez
>MJ contracts cancer in another timeline
Reign still haunts Spidey...
Parker Nelson
Nah MJ should be the new Captain marvel
Owen Moore
When will we see a cape comic that abandons the love triangle drama and instead embraces polyamory, and the drama of successfully maintaining that? Animal Man did it a little bit 20 years ago, and nobody has tried it since.
Gavin King
>miles morales
holup
Adam Jenkins
Why is it that every time Is posted is posted? Is this some advanced autism?
Oliver Morris
I'd like Cpt Marvel and Spidey if they do t go full Mockingbird with it.
Liam Brooks
The fanfiction.net
Does this, pretty well actually
Brandon Gutierrez
There's already enough cucks in the world, they don't need more positive reinforcement through a different label.
Robert Jackson
Don't bully him, he was just gay for spiderman.
Lincoln Allen
problem?
Wyatt Cox
Carson Myers
>Spider-Man having MJ AND Black Cat in the same love nest is somehow being cucked
Alright buddy.
Evan Rodriguez
But the Amazing Friends references are too good
Leo Stewart
>black cat
>cuhrayzee
>used to be a roastie
>but now loves you more than ever
vs
>mj
>normalfag
>used to be a pure waifu
>now cucked goods
whats the best option for penis parker?
Joshua Scott
Women can be cucks too you mongoloid
Brandon Hernandez
Chat
Gavin Morales
Secret Six.
James Jenkins
Chat.
Xavier Brooks
MJ was never pure.
Eli Barnes
how can one kid be so based?
tell me, how does he do it Yea Forums?
Luke Russell
>That jew nose
>That shitty anatomy
>Those shadow blobs
>Some starved mummy looking bitch on the ground
How do you fags manage to stuff this kind of shit down your throat is beyond me
Michael Diaz
Is she drinking hot milk
Parker Butler
because it's just a fanart Miles
Parker Hernandez
Built for white cock.
Cameron Gomez
pretty sure it's peter doing the fucking in the pic. he's not dark enough to be miles.
Jaxson Williams
>cucked
What? what did I miss by not reading the "latest" spider man issues?
Landon Nelson
Shitty non canon comic, Black Cat vs Wolverine or something like that.
Angel Morgan
>Hudlin
>we takin your women white boi
>canon
lol no
Jaxon Wood
Gavin Harris
>Norman jacked of thousands of times to ensure that an entire generation of test tube babies are Parkers
>eventually half of New York is populated by human-spider mutants
Truly playing the long game.
Matthew Ramirez
>Now he can throw pumpkin bombs indiscriminately and kill someone close to Parker with no effort
Truly a visionary in petty dickery
I love how in the old days Cat would mess up MJ's name
Caleb Wood
Sable. She'll literally force him to work and be a dependable man.
Jaxon Hernandez
some choice
Camden Taylor
Based solely on the ps4 game, yuri
Nolan Wright
I read the stuff with this girl and never understood the appeal. Felt a bit force really.
Julian Torres
Black cats was cute when she wasn't a man hating dyke.
Samuel James
Standard Yea Forums shitposting. Why are you surprised tumblr lite is siding with the slutty crazy cat lady