Can Raven impregnate Carol with her cock?
Mystique
Yes she can. Daily reminder that Claremont originally wanted that Raven would transform into a man and make Destiny pregnant and they would have Kurt as their son
source on your pic? is it porn or just some out of context?
HAH!
>Remember that cute boy who you let get to second base under the bleachers back in high school?
>Remember that lesbian applicant who you gave orientation to and then experimented with back in college?
>Remember that erotic "dream" where you dommed yourself while dressed like a high-ranking imperial officer from Star Wars?
>Remember that dog that humped your leg that one time?
>IT WAS ME, CAROL!
> ITS ME AUSTIN!
>transform into a man
>implying
Destiny got that thicc blue futa cock, and you know it!
Ms. Marvel 50
Good ship, OP.
Can Carol impregnate Raven with HER cock?
That cock is only for knocking up Spider-Woman.
Given how much the kid looks like Carol I would say mission accomplished.
>I know. Now turn into that dog again, and this time, don't spare the knot.
Carol takes her membership in Alpha Flight very seriously.
I really like Mystique as a Ms. Marvel villain, actually. Just having her be this huge dick who plays mind games with her for the fun of it is pretty amusing.
>carol returns home to find her place in slight disarray (clocks changed, toilet paper is now over instead of under, etc.)
>"great, raven's found me again"
>salt in her sugar bowl
RAVEENNNNNN
>Remember that time you told that kid to hold the elevator for you and he pressed the close door button instead?
>IT WAS ME, CAROL
>That time that cop pulled you over for speeding and gave you the full fine?
>IT WAS ME
>Remember that time the clerk at Subway gave you the wrong order?
>ME
>Remember when you waited all day for the cable guy and he ended up coming and going while you were in the shower?
>ME! IT WAS ALL ME!
>That time the toilet flushed and the shower went ice cold?
>IT WAS ME CAROL!
>All those times that Tabby cat stretched it's butt at you and winked it's butthole making you uncomfortable?
>IT WAS ME CAROL!
>All those times your toast came out under cooked so you put it back in a hair longer but the doorbell rang so you went to answer it and no one was there, and when you came back to your toast it was all black?
>IT WAS ME CAROL! I DISTRACTED YOU FROM YOUR TOASTER!
I like how these actually make sense in the context of Mystique
>raven please stop
>we've been married for years
>irene never had a problem with it!
>she could see it coming!
>Carol waiting outside a public toilet for her turn
>Some fat middle-aged lady walks out
>The toilet smells unbearable
>As Carol reluctantly enters, the fat middle-aged lady turns into Mystique and starts laughing maniacally
>The toilet is clogged so she has to use the small kiddie toilet to the side
>No toilet paper or soap either
>That time I said I was going to pull out?
>THAT WAS ME CAROL!
>Yes, that's why you're on diaper duty, babe.
>Carol: "Where the child support you bitch!?"
>Jess: "Yeah!"
She’ll be too busy getting impregnated by Car-Ell’s half-alien cock.
Gay.
>Domestic comedy about a superhero and her supervillain nemesis raising a kid together
>Mystique, did you bomb the Genoshan Embassy while I was at Irene's soccer game?
>Well, I didn't NOT bomb it
>(laugh track)
>Claremont
It's like his whole career was about how much he could get away with while still remaining PG-rated.
>Remember that creepy guy who kept groping you on the bus?
>Actually, that wasn’t me, that was Kamala
>Keep a leash on her
>ALL THOSE MISSING PANTIES?
>Actually Kamala
>THAT TOOTHBRUSH YOU CAN'T FIND!?
>Kamala took it, don't ask for it back. You don't want it now
Kamala essentially turns it into "Two & A Half Marvels".
>Mar-veeeellllls!
>You shouldn’t have bought the vibrating kind. You played yourself there
>(Laugh track)
>Mar-veeeellllllls!
>KAMALA! Where are our vibrators?! All 30 of them?
>*Muffled buzzing coming from Kamala who has a bloated belly*
>KAMALA!!!!!
Carol like ass anyway, so it doesn't matter
Karla is for Carol
How could people mistake her for Carol when her ass is so much flatter?
>Implants?!
>Well yeah, if we want to convince everyone you're the real deal you need the ass to match.
>Is anyone really going to be so scrutinizing?
>...Yes?
>Cue credits and Chuck Lorre placecard.
lmao
Mystique is cute.
Sell it to Fox. Done.