As of tonight Francine is confirmed to be into vore porn.
And so was Haley years back sort of.
As of tonight Francine is confirmed to be into vore porn.
And so was Haley years back sort of.
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WHAT
I need details
i had friend who died from eating himself literally.
This
See
Google "Ortolan", Francine cooks it for Rodger.
>People are freaking over this
Fucking faggots the whole lot of you.
Wait, the Ortolan episode? That's not a new thing.
Tonight's episode. Jeff took Francine out on a date night. Stan gave him a bunch of instructions to keep Francine from going crazy.
One of the rules is no vore porn.
>Jeff took Francine out on a date night
what did I miss, did Jeff finally get to fuck Francine?
yeah, and stan fucked haley to get back at him.
>Google "Ortolan", Francine cooks it for Rodger.
You mean this guy?
>vore jokes have made it to television
im not sure i like this timeline
Ya know, I was gonna call bullshit but...
Jesus fucking Christ Francine gets going at literally anything, how has Stan's dick not fallen off?
>No parking meters, she sees those as silver dicks
>No polka dots, she sees those as dicks
How long did this card stay onscreen?
Francine just shot up a few levels on the waifu scale.
>Approved crayon colors: Dorian Gray
fucking kek
Did he just disappear into himself?
Well Stan did call Steve a cuck so I can't be too surprised.
Come to think of it, when was the last time we saw Linda Memari?
Rick and Morty made incest popular with normies. Vore was always next.
Jeans episode, I think
I think I'm in love.
How is American Dad consistently the funniest show and why does Francine turn me on so much
>everyone freaking out about vore
>nobody bats an eye at naked horse haunches
>Stan gave him a bunch of instructions to keep Francine from going crazy.
did she?
We already knew she was into horses. Didn't you see the horse dancing episode?
Shit, no. Guess that's what I'm watching this evening.
It's a good one
Holy shit, it's real? Drowning it, eating it with a towel over your head and everything? I thought it was just a bit.
She sees polka dots as "dicks coming right at her. Head-on dicks"
She went bananas
>No Cocoa Puffs or any other cereals that drive their mascot insane
Honestly, I get it.
Didn't the entire family eat a tour guide or something in one episode?
She was an organ donor
Explain plz
Best wife
>puppets
>braces
>vore
Someone on the staff has some mighty high tastes.
Aryon is gonna freak.
Explain
I once sneaked a small cooked flesh piece of myself into a restaurant I worked in and put it into the food of a qt girl
best day of my life
>flaming bull scenes in last unicorn
Did you taste it first?
hypnofags I assume
t. teenage Hannibal
Basically becoming mind broken after eating cereal.
Requesting someone read this and post it.
>As of tonight Francine is confirmed to be into vore porn.
>And so was Haley years back sort of.
Both Francine and Haley have just shot up on the waifu meter
>No Jeff Dunham puppets except for the old man one.
>Actually no, just no Jeff Dunham puppets.
That's a good one. Also, holy crap. Huge credit to the artist that had to fit every joke in there and make it readable.
>No provocative textures like corduroy
Francine gets off to inanimate objects. LOL
kinda... like me..
Does anyone have a screencap of Francine stripping from this episode?
>no darker shades of pale (actual colors, not the song)
>no Darker Shades of Pale (yes the song)
>You were able to get 420 and 69? Man, every other Steve Smith must be a loser!
>Looks like you're the second worst reporter named Stephen A Smith.
>never an episode where they go to canada, stan thinks red green is amazing, then finds out his name is steve smith
How the fuck does Steve have such intimate details of Francine’s fetishes? Stan barely knew about the spanking shit. Steve knows too much about his mom...
If she wasn’t his mama, you know he’d try to bone her. He sang so himself
Right here
Francine like fatties.
No Shannon Sharpe highlights?
I mean. Props to them having fun behind the scenes but fuck man. There's fun, and there's too much fun.
>no backsies
lul
It was Stan
I think the real question is if she's into being the prey or the pred. I really hope she's a pred.
>tfw francine will never vore me
Give Francine her seat
Man... The writers must have a Steve fetish
She does take a more submissive role in most of her other fetishes, but I get the impression she'd be more inclined to be someone who feeds prey to preds.
WILD WOMEN DO
Writers vary between episodes. AD is the kind of show where they can be very unsubtle about indulging themselves.
>Just saw the recent episode about the 60's Jazz TV show Stan gets trapped in
The hell was that about? Felt like I was watching a copypasta from 2011.
This seadon has been fucking wild for fanservice. The other day we finally got a full blown bare ass shot of Francine, now we get this.
Fucking based TBS.
I'm praying we get some Hayley fanservice in the show's near future
It's real. The bird is critically endangered and the practice was outlawed.
It's fucked, you eat the entire god damn bird
Honestly?
I think it's bored writers with unlimited creative freedom.
Think about it - they have job security, they don't need to answer to heavy handed censors, and they can write whatever the fuck they want as long as it's not the beatles
>hey jude
also just saying , one of my personal favorites of new family guy
>so KLAUS wrote this, i did not, just to reiterate
>33000 emails, where did they go?
>The birds are caught with nets set during their autumn migratory flight to Africa. They are then kept in covered cages or boxes. The birds react to the dark cage by gorging themselves on grain, usually millet seed, until they double their bulk. Roman Emperors stabbed out ortolans’ eyes in order to make the birds think it was night, making them eat even more. The birds are then thrown into a container of Armagnac, which both drowns and marinates the birds.
holy fucking shit i want to eat one now
how do you shit out the bones of an endangered bird?
>no discussion of the noid
Oh fuck
I can't imagine it even tastes that good.
You’re supposed to spit out the larger bones according to Wikipedia
I mean it probably does, right? No way you’d be that cruel preparing something that wasn’t that great. Roger seemed happy about it when he saw Barbara Does Celine with it
It's literally just a bird soaked in wine. It can't be that amazing.
that's bullshit. what if you miss some bones
It’s a small ass bird, it’s probably like eating a chicken wing
There's already some in the front page, low as fuck quality, but if your standars are as low as that then go ahead.
Most things are just (animal) soaked in/covered in (sauce)
I'm just now seeing the fit francine episode
my boner was not ready and i fucking love muscle women
Francine definitely would swallow mice for money online
>puppets
Oh my.
it'd be really funny if someone were to make a drawing of this... haha
It really doesn't. It tastes like cognac mixed with your own blood because a shitton of bird bones cut up your gums.
And flavor from the flesh of the bird is destroyed because you literally drown it in alcohol
do you think i could spray paint pidgeons and trick dumb hollywood cunts to eat them like this?
Or shove them up her snizz hole
>Puppets
>no Shannon Sharpe highlights
I mean to be fair this is the same women who has a record breaking garden with each flower dedicated to how many people she fucked.
I wanna try it with other endangered species.
Okay but what about weight gain?
Disgusting
Hot
>No cinnamon. It's aroma is too primal.
>No operational oil derricks
Why?
Didn't she do that to Steve?
Dicks
I get there is rhythmic thrusting into the earth, but I still don't get it. Like gabled roofs. You'd think she'd be into skyscrapers or something like that, they at least look phallic enough.
And after that rhythmic thrusting something comes shooting out a long shaft.
She likes watching the horses go reeeeal faaaaast.
These aren't all fetishes, just things that will make Francine remember how wild she used to be (Not necessarily in a sexual way) and cause her to "relapse".
It would be hilarious
Hang on, spaghetti, I gotta take this.
Prey. There was a scene in a much earlier episode where Stan started sucking on her toes, then just kept going, swallowing up her leg and pulling her across the bed. Can't find it now.
Dustin's Francine art is top tier
>Still no incest
B-but there was an episode where her conscience told her to fuck Steve!
We already have a canon fat francine.
> No bulging carrots, you know the ones
What episode?
Stan & Francine & Connie & Ted
which episode.
Whole Slotta Love
Francine DOES resemble the little slut from tangled!
>no underwear?
>what's the point
God that line always gets me
What episode?
why did they make francine so god damn hot and do incest hints? and the same thing with hayley. its like they advertise for their own rule 34 posts.
Jesus christ, not just the line, it's the delivery that nails ir.
>no adult braces
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
> mfw everyone ITT actually thought those were all fetishes
>this thread
Was that the piece of garbage that had an addiction problem? Or different bird
Piece of garbage
They still get me with this.
>no adult braces
I get it
I thought I had that fetish because when I was a kid a lot of girls I liked had braces
But then my 40 year old spanish teacher had braces and I really wanted to bust in her mouth
>It's
Why are you stupid? You literally couldn't copy a perfectly good sentence.
>talk of menses or loose endses
Best girl
Haha, imagine being that octopus, struggling and squirming as you slide down her throat
Wait. Hard Vore or Soft Vore?
Didn’t say, so I assume both
Because no one actually watches this shit show
Welp, I'm fapping to Francine porn tonight.
Eating birds isn't vore.
I would let Francine vore me, what about you Yea Forums?
Haley too if that’s her reaction
>no soul patches
Shit.
Depends on how you do it
Giantess or gtfo
Holy shit this is old and awful. I'll try to do a new one.
Please do, I'd love to see the updated Francine pack quite a few pounds after her nonstop cookie rampage.
Cool
based
Does this timeline feel really off for anyone else?
Holy shit, American Dad will forever be Seth's unsung gem of a show. It's basically carrying every single torch the Simpsons could have ever held.
I think it's also the way that both of them do that exchange without missing a beat, like they're totally normalized to that kind of interaction
How you gonna do me like that Skeeeuuup?
Damn, Francine.
okay but why?
This episode is half a decade old.
How can anyone be surprised by this? She once unbirthed Steve to smuggle him out of a sweatshop.
why do people wear towels over the head when eating those birds
Holy fuck
To hide the sin from God
Is american dad the first tv show to reference vore?
Francine is best girl
>Francine is confirmed into vore
>she ate Steve's girlfriend in that one episode
>it's now canon that she gets off on the memory of it
fuck dudes
>it's now canon that she gets off on the memory of it
Kek
I want a relationship like Stan and Francine's.
You mean where you're wife is only into you for your salary and will drop your ass the second your ability to work starts to decline?
Do you think she ever craves having another taste?
Also vore =/= Cannabalism, it's a weird fetish
Eh, that episode seemed out of character. The show really portrays them as genuinely liking each other. It's pretty wholesome for a show that weird and messed up.
>>she ate Steve's girlfriend in that one episode
What?
Directly by name? Possibly.
She died while they were stranded on an island and the family ate her body to survive.
Oh, that episode. Your post implied she single-handedly did it. The whole family partook in that shit.
>No parking meters. Francine sees them as silver dicks.
oh dear francine.
I laughed my ass off at this freezeframe
>Your ... implied she single-handedly did it.
It'd be a lot hotter if she did though
I think it was her idea at least.
It's the halloween evil hot tub episode.
God I wish I were Stan in that scene
I think it's the first... anything outside the internet to reference vore.
>No radio stations that play music from the '80s, '90s, and even today.
I feel this one. There's so many where I live.
Unironically what is wrong with you people?
For real. Even on the most base level this is all stuff that you’re supposed to be literally 100% against by sheer instinct alone. It’s basic human existence and continuation. What the fuck is this?
>No Cocoa Puffs or any other cereals that drive their mascots insane
>Fear and arousal both cause adrenaline rushes that feel exciting and sort of fun, like when watching a horror movie
>Being dominated is a common fetish, vore is an extreme version of that
>People like being bound or tied up, the throat or stomach would do that
>Feeling a tongue all over you like a blowjob for your whole body
>Also I'm depressed and kind of want to die (But not really)
Well there was that old theory from the 80s. If nuclear holocaust is the logical outcome of haveing nukes, then it must be said we are living in the least logical timeline. As the decades move on things will get more and more absurd to compensate, untill we destroy ourselves.
You know nothing of true depravity.
Is that why the mods go crazy whenever vore gets posted on Yea Forums?
>ShinjiChokingAsuka.png
Its literally on LC right now
Nice
>take my wife on a date for me while i’m gone
Do normalfags really do this?
>No Fiji water, no Fugee music.
>people claim AD isn't good anymore
whats vore porn?
>No Cocoa Puffs or any kind of cereal that drive their mascots insane
People who like to eat people or get eaten
Generally not seen in a cannibalistic sense, it’s more of a swallowing whole or engulfing sense, like how a snake eats.
Yes. Go outside. Please.
Why? Do they want to be cucked?
This.
Non-vorefag detected
Guilty as charged. Would you say that’s not accurate? From what i’ve seen it’s rarely anything but swallowing whole.
No, you're right, I think he's just being extra edgy by posting hard vore.
>only regular cheerios
>no cinammon
I feel like these are basically the same rule. Honey Nut can suck a dick and Apple Cinnamon is the only other good flavor.
>No Walter
Fuck you!
>No roughhousing around pools
FUCK YOU!
>No horse haunches
It's like he hates fun
>No discussion of what the Noid is up to
Mayor West killed the Noid
>Pickles are okay
No
Honestly, that's probably because you only ever see it here on Yea Forums, and anything 'hard' vore is technically against the rules here. It's about power more than anything. The absolute power the bigger party has. At least in the giantess sense. I couldn't tell you about those creature vore psychopaths.
Another non-vorefag detected.
This is why I asked you to go outside, because your dank cuck memes don't actually exist in the real world.
>no Jeff Dunham puppets
Not him, but I remember back before vorefags started splitting it into hard and soft vore, hell I remember when you had to search for "voraphilia" cause calling it just "vore" hadn't really become a thing yet, and yeah, generally speaking the "Swallow whole" fetish was what it was, and usually still does refer to, with even back then hard vore was more the domain of cannibalism fetish websites. The lines did blur when size difference was involved but that general divide held true even then, searching for voraphilia or vore gets you soft vore, cannibalism gets you hard vore, it wasn't until the terms hard and soft vore became a thing that cannibalism fetish sites started calling it vore
>bro just like take my wife on a date it’s no B
That isn’t weird to you?
Giganta?
You've never been in a relationship, have you?
A few. I never asked her to go on a date with someone who isn’t me?
Probably because you're an insecure little man who thinks it automatically implies you want someone to fuck your girlfriend. That's not what 'date' means. Did you really think Mako and Ryuko fucked at the end of Kill la Kill when they went on a 'date' or did they just go shopping and shit?
>if you don’t have your wife date other men you’re insecure
>comparing having your wife date another man to going shopping with a female friend
>animeshit
Wew
>if you don’t have your wife date other men you’re insecure
You know Jeff is Francine's son-in-law, right?
Vore porn is one of the hottest things a girl can be into to me, I love a submissive masochist who craves being taken and sacrificed
>I love a submissive masochist
This statement is literally only acceptable when being said by a woman.
Hence my question, “do normalfags really do this” not “boy I wonder why Stan would do this”
I went on a date with my friend's girlfriend. We didn't fuck or kiss or anything. We just went to a show because we're friends. All three of us are normalfags. Does that answer your question?
Male dom with a submissive woman is objectively the best sexual dynamic
I can’t tell if it’s weirder that the boyfriend had you take her alone or that you went on a date with a girl that you knew you weren’t going to do anything with
Yes you’ve answered my question, though more now come to mind
Female dome with a submissive man is objectively the best sexual dynamic and the way sex was always meant to be .
>Under no circumstances is she to see the naked haunches of a horse
Christ fuck Francince
You think it's weird to be around women and not be fucking them? I bet you unironically say the word 'normalfag' irl.
I think it’s weird to take your friends girl on a date without him, and it’s weird to go on a date just to go on a date, yes.
Do you pay for her shit? Do you find her attractive? Do you talk about him while he’s not there? Do you have an awkward hug at the end?
>people irl and online always giving me shit for unironically liking American Dad
>mfw this thread
Nice.
Wait, when did Giganta become a cannibal??
Lol, those women all have a master who is a man. Submissive women are perfect vessels, submissive men are literally worthless in any dynamic other than eunuch like servitude
Uh, no. Quite literally the opposite, but you know that.
Not that guy, but desu,that kind of thing (going on a "friend date" with a spoken for female as a straight male) isn't atypical if you and the wife are relatively close friends. I can see why you'd think there's some iffy aspects of something like that happening but it really isn't out of the realm of possibility
It's not Giganta.
The only reason I can see why you'd think it's iffy or if your first thought is the word cuck is if you spend literally every free moment you have on Yea Forums instead of creating meaningful relationships with actual people. You know, like an incel.
>No black
No black what
NO BLACK WHAT
That's your problem then. Maybe you should try being a normalfag.
>Do you pay for her shit?
No.
>Do you find her attractive?
Yeah actually.
>Do you talk about him while he’s not there?
A bit.
>Do you have an awkward hug at the end?
Why on earth would it be awkward?
And yet Yea Forums bans furries, but not vorefreaks. This is a fucked up timeline.
Name one thing wrong with vore.
It's literally murder fetishism, it's found only amongst people with legitimate mental illnesses, it celebrates the most depraved and twisted acts, it upholds sociopaths as sex symbols... you need more, or this enough?
No one is sexualizing murder ya goofball.
>of the docks episodes of The Wire
Francine confirmed for kinoseur.
>Any of this being a bad thing in the context of cartoon fetishism which exists almost entirely for the exploration of less realistic and extreme fantasies.
Calm down. It's just a drawing.
>Rick and Morty made incest popular with normies.
I think you meant to say pornhub made incest popular with normalfags.
>Let another man take care of your wife for you and have fun while you slave away.
It's still pretty cucked man.
>No Shannon Sharpe Highlights
SKKKEEEIIUUPP, DON'T DO THIS TO ME SKKKEEEEEEEEEEIUPP! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FRANCINE MEANS TO ME, YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY OUR BOND!
Maledom a shit, femdom is where it’s at
A few years ago I was slightly drunk but just more giddy/stupid than usual and watching He Never Died and decided I wanted to try eating someone so I smashed apart a razor, flexed it and rocked it side to side on my forearm. I cut out a chunk about 3 inches long, 2 inches wide. It was deep enough to get under the white fatty looking bit. I guess about an inch. I ate it between 2 crackers. I regretted eating it with something else because I didn't really taste anything but the crackers. It was just chewy too. And it bled a lot more than I expected. Now I have a large scar on my arm.
Don't eat yourself.
Well now I want to cut a piece and eat it
I think you meant to say Game of Thrones made incest popular with normalfags.
I want her to vore me
>what is soft vore
imagine being this stupid
Being a qt girl is annoying as fuck. Constantly having creeps seeking to enact their fetishes on you, tossing foreskin into your food to please their lust. Filthy
I’m 100% a full /nightmare/ user on /aco/, but even this, I just don’t get correct.
You know there's way more vore fetishists here than I thought
Fuck is wrong with you?? It's like those crazy bitches from NOLA that put their period blood in food and give it to the guy she wants
I blame the internet
don't be silly, I doubt there are that many into this sort of stuff
She was also vored by Roger
Source?
Artist is the file name
They purged most of their stuff though
>He says, when the post he is replying to is replying to an image of a giant woman cooing over chewing people until "the flavour gushes out"
I'm not surprised a vorefag is brain damaged, but still.
Now now, we all fap to weird things.
I mean, vore is a top tier fap, but still we're all the same
Femdom inevitably leads to the woman leaving for a more dominant man
Maybe in your fantasies
I see these often but they're too perfect
I really enjoy vore for the dominating factor. I like that the female predator gets off from the humiliation of her prey/rival than just being hungry.
Much more satisfying, that's why I enjoy bully vore
Holy shit
Eating people is one thing.
Eating them while engaging in casual, even cutesy, conversation is more unsettling than I was prepared for.
Same, when it’s obvious the pred’s getting aroused just from the idea of humiliating her meal it’s the best kind of vore
I don't understand the problem?
That's not how quantum suicide/survival works
Honestly, it makes it so much better. Especially if the tinies are begging for their lives.
These are correct
That makes it hotter
These pics are doing things to me. How?
These genuinely make me feel sick. I usually have a strong stomach, but something about eating people...
>I usually have a strong stomach, but something about eating people...
Eh, they're an acquired taste
Maybe try something like this
What is this from
Mah dick
No one is asking YOU to do the eating tho.
Doom Patrol.
Imagine being this much of a prude
Now if only that was Francine doing that to some girl Steve managed to get as a GF...
SKKKKKKKKKKIEEEEEEEP
T..tits or get the fuck out
I'm so glad Way is writing this nowadays.
like onions cola, it varies from person to person
god damnit! SOI LENT\
Has Way included lots of vore?
>nothing over 5.1 surround sound
I get it, dolby atmos would get anyone off.
>fast-forward the scenes with the flaming bull in 'The Last Unicorn'
These are very specific.
she ate octodad! no! he had so much to live for.
Also ya'll are pathetic. Wanting to be eaten by white trash like hailey or francie. One's a literal roastie with vile meat flaps and lung black as soot, the other a worthless hothead whore. Get better taste. Sincerely a vorefag who is hopelessly lost in this fetish.
I'm a vorefag that has no interest in being eaten tho. If a cute girl wants to eat other people, it'll make my dick hard.
Well what would you want to get eaten by?
Chanel Preston
But being hungry is the ultimate vorepill. It reminds you that the predator genuinely only sees you as food and nothing more. So you're inside the belly slowly digesting painfully while the hungry predator feels full and satisfied, not even realizing you're in distress
The towel over you head is so that you can hide your sinful action from GOD. And this shit was made by french catholic monks. This is literally the most sinful food ever created that you have to hide it from GOD.
just fuck her faggot
I don't want to.
AND THEY DON'T REGRET IT!
What if Francine was the person posting the Sony vore on Yea Forums all along?
Nah, she doesn’t have that shit tastes
Reminder that Big Bang Theory had vore porn jokes
I don't watch tbbt r u srs
what in the fuck
>You will never have a bitch as kinky as Francine
>No Jeff Duhnum Puppets
DANUTA
>reads like something for a special needs person
She's one of us.
Asians are fucked up when it comes to food - the Japanese vivisect shit and eat it alive, the Chinese deliberately kill things as torturously as possible, the whole continent is fucked up.
>except for the old man one. Actually no, just no Jeff Dunham puppets.
is anyone watching american dad on TBS right now? 4pm east coast
is anyone else hearing like.. audio cues for like blind people?
Dude, stop talking like a nigger.
YES I thought i was going nuts
newfags on Yea Forums are miserable
Post a picture, I'm sickened but curious
Why didn't you cook it first
Snots mom is hot
Not really
Best MILF
This depresses me greatly.