>be Batman
>World's Greatest Detective
>don't realize that your arch-enemy, the Joker, is actually three different persons
Literally how?
Be Batman
Wyatt Ward
Carson Perez
No one knows what it’s like to be the Batman.
Dylan Baker
PARTYMAN
PARTYMAAAAAN
ROCK THE PARTY LIKE
NOBODY CAAAAN
Justin Edwards
>still hasn't realized the whole city is run by White Rabbit
Justin Jones
>Be Michelangelo
>Party dude
>can't go to any parties because he's a freakish abomination
Brody Hughes
But my batcave
It isn't as empty
As my conscience seems to be
I have batarangs, only lonely
My love is justice
That's never free
Elijah Foster
Batman's only sometimes the world's greatest detective, there was a point in the 00s where he was such a bad detective, that the brain-damaged asian batgirl was literally out-performing him as a detective. Batman's little more than a name, frankly, his performance varies so wildly as to make any attempts to stat him up in, say, a game, be as fruitless an endeavor as trying to pull all of the pee from th ocean using a bucket.
Samuel Ramirez
>unga bunga bat
>unga unga huh
>bunga huh huh unga
Lucas Gonzalez
Johns is retarded.
Camden Nelson
>unga bunga dead parents
Hunter Jenkins
Fake news
Jace Green
What are some good batman stories with a focus on detective work? I'm always a sucker for those.
Jaxon Ward
I think he was more like a detective until the Tim Burton movie. That made Batman more of a tough guy vigilante.
Kevin Peterson
The Joker is the Pale Man.
Camden Cook
Batman: Hush
James James
Yeah, but Batman: Hush is cancer.
Hudson Kelly
Fuck off
Dylan Powell
>World's Greatest Detective
You do know that's not literal, right
Christopher Barnes
Go away King
Jose Young
That wouldn't make hush any better.
Jaxson Richardson
might make the board abit better if you do though
Nathan Lewis
>Yeah, but Batman: Hush is cancer.
Grayson Garcia
Stop recommending people shitty books and I might. Hush's entire motivation can be summed up with 'an accident happen and it's all your FAAAAAAUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTT' which is fucking stupid on so many levels you could make a Final Fantasy game out of it.
Brody Brooks
He was a detective in the Burton films as well.