JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN
BEHOLD
Gimme some porn names for the X-Men
Him and Jean are the worse X-Men. Prove me wrong.
Cucklops
Steel Rod
Gay maker
Chocolate goddess
Big bub
HIV girl
Nightcrawler
I feel he would work better as a character if he didnt have such a hard on for Jean and worked more like a cocky jokester.
awful, try again
Warren exists.
Magik, Angel. Does Emma count?
Swolverine
Cream Grey
Cucklossus
Biclops
Cuntneto
Xgayvier
Stormgasm
Slicksilver
Titstique
Pussy Pryde
Analation Lee
Beast
Juggernut
x-34
White Beads
Storm->Squirt
Jean Grey->Jeans Off
Wolverine->Jimmy Knuckles
Kitty Pryde->Pussy Power
Cyclops->Cyclops
Jean Spray
Is he as much of a cuck in the comics as he is in the movies?
yes
Wolverine deserves better.
"Cyclops" in itself is already a porn name
"Why do they call you Cyclops?"
"For my one-eyed monster."
So the MCU treatment?
Jean is infinitely worse
>x-34
lost here
"In his pants"
"I'm calling my manager, I didn't sign up to fuck no mutant with a goddamn monster penis."
And they call Magneto crazy for envisioning a world where pornstars are contractually obliged to have sex with mutants.
You guys think a well-executed Cyclone Kick could have cut the menace of Dark Phoenix short