Fuck off sue
Fuck off sue
>She said this with Daredevil in the room
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>It's fine said the women whose entire family has high level powers and live in a secure building with tons of defenses
That building got sent into space twice
It was bullshit Cap gave up in the end.
>The Fantastic Four have been public since the very beginning, and it's never really been a serious concern
Doctor Doom literally made a pact with demons with the flayed skin of his childhood love to imprison your children in hell forever, Sue.
Her daughter doesn’t have any powers.
>Not having a secret identity is not a big deal, the Fantastic Four never used them!
Remember how your base got sent to space? Not to mention how her own brother was hospitalized because a mob knew exactly who he was in issue 1 of that very miniseries.
"Daredevil"
Too bad it's Iron Fist.
White women are literally only capable of thinking of themselves at any given time.
Cap had no way of winning though. There's no story that can happen where a military government program runs out of money and they pull out.
That's...shockingly true.
Kek
Obviously. Military is generally right off centre and pulling out is a sin.
Yeah but Millar thought it was Matt, hence the Judas thing with Iron Man
I'd wager the same thing about most if not all black women.
Yes she does. The watchful eye of Doom is the greatest power of all
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Not the same Sue
Cap had no way of winning because the writer demanded it.
If you read the script to #1, he knows Daredevil is Iron Fist, but he also knows that in the long run people might just read the mini by itself and assume it's Murdock.
Pretty solid edit
That's Ultimate FF, might as well posts edits.
user...
Man, I still find it hilarious how much hatred that Sue got and how much that surprised the writers at Marvel. Like they legit didn't understand what was wrong with her and her arc?
Is it an allegory for rich politicians with constant armed guards who live in protected communities lobbying for stricter gun control? Probably not
>literally says she wants to fuck off and get drilled in all her holes in giant gangbangs, being used like a complete whore
>literally because of daddy issues
I will never get over this.
>Man, I still find it hilarious how much hatred that Sue got and how much that surprised the writers at Marvel. Like they legit didn't understand what was wrong with her and her arc?
It seems pretty shitty, but this is a universe where Iron Man murders cops and several X-men are straight-up terrorists. That Sue got so much hate just because she wanted to play the field really says something.
You have a scan of the script?
Come on Muties. Black Bolt doesn't hide his identity.
but that's not what she said
Sure. But having THE REAL HEROES tackle him and have that wake him up was incredibly hamfisted.
Its literally what she said and thats why she said it.
>a boy in every port
A dick in every hole.
comic artists really don't care at all anymore nowadays do they
that godawful shading
those fukken eyes with a 4-lane highway zoned between them in panel 3
godDAMN
let's not pretend no one ever called out Ultimate X-Men of all things for being egregiously edgy
>nowadays
Civil War is 15 years old. I can't even remember the last comic Steve McNiven even worked on.
Same universe where Cap's out of touch for being confused by Scarlet Witch + Quicksilver.
Sure, but again, in a setting where Marvel characters are depicted as being killers, rapists, abusers, cannibals, imperialists et all, Sue came out of it relatively clean.
That's still not about Daddy issues
I really don't see the reason to rage. I mean, sure breaking up suck, but when you do'nt love somebody anymore, you don't ofrce yourself to maintain alive what is dead. It's healthier to just break up. Way more honest than cheating.
> but this is a universe where Iron Man murders cops
???????
>nowadays
Motherfucker that was like 13 years ago.
The face of a man who decided to turn to villainy
You know what's really awful here. Sue's brother got FUCKED UP just a few pages earlier, by Marvel Civvies who knew his name. And their identity being a matter of public record has caused them problems time and again, be it Dr. Doom crashing in to make Reed senpai notice him to Johnny getting his ass kicked by angry Civvies. Has Millar ever READ F4?
Breaking up because you don't love them anymore, or even because you love someone else instead, that's honest and better than cheating, but breaking up because you don't want a long-term relationship, you don't want love or commitment, you want to be a slut? There's no way you can make that sound good.
I hate faggots who try to pull the non-powered card when their character is SUPAH SMART and can conveniently pull any kind of shit out of their ass
Daredevil was Iron Fist, Vision was the Young Avengers teenage version, but Civil War doesn't mention that neither of them were the originals because it isn't relevant to the story, and new readers don't need to be confused with details like that.
How did Spideybub's family even get hurt again? I fucking forgot it
You telling me the Avenger / Shield / Tony couldn't spare some security fags?
he wrote Ultimate F4 prior to Civil War
Aunt May got shot and Peter sold his marriage to the devil to save a 90 year old woman from dying
although that was after Spidey went rogue and told Tony to go fuck himself
Aunt May got shot
When Peter changed sides he took them from the safety of Avengers Tower and hid them in a motel, a hitman hired by the Kingpin tracked them down.
May got shot, which lead to Back in Black, which lead to OMD. So in a way Spider-man hasd been paying the price for over a decade.
Oh right, so it is because of him, what did you even expect Peetah you fucking retard
>Oh, this canon needs to go
>Oh right, so it is because of him
Yes, siding with Stark in the first place and unmasking himself was a terrible mistake.
She doesn't mean port as in her orifices, yah dingus.
Death of Wolverine, and I think Return of Wolverine. Which is... yeah.
Her son can literally warp reality.
Women in general you stupid mutt
She can tell Doom what to do.
Remember hot claws? That went over well.
>, but breaking up because you don't want a long-term relationship, you don't want love or commitment? There's no way you can make that sound good.
That's a perfectly valid reason to break up.
Cap realised he was perpetuating a fight at the expense of civilians and becoming so desperate he would kill a friend and had to be stopped BY civilians.
Mind, the whole thing was super retarded as a concept anyway and there were many clear places in the story where they all could have worked together but all succumbed to total retardation and out of character shit for the drama to continue.
Goddamnit, Peter.
If he was gonna unmask, why not just ask Stark to take out all his villains and throw them in the super gulag in exchange?
>>That's still not about Daddy issues
Its literally because her dad died.
>a boy in every port. love em and leave em
She wants to be a cum dumpster, user.
There is nothing wrong with enjoying a bit of life of hedonism.
Fisk was in prison when he called the hit.
>in the super gulag
That was the other part of it that was retarded. Like I know it was meant to be a commentary on Guantanamo, but it's so out of fucking character for Stark to pull a shit like that.
t. slut
I wish.
Making of maker who survived the death of this reality.
Time to rape.
Everybody got screwed for the sake of making both sides ‘flawed’—like, yeah, it’s a good idea to register people capable of wiping out a building full of kids and forcing them to train and be in government mandated teams if they want to play hero. But to force conflict, sure, just have Stark go bananas evil whilst he does it and have Cap take the side that endangers civilians most and violently avoid working to come up with a solution when Tony offers
The best part is the Fantastic Four had a story right before Civil War where the government tried to take away their kids.
They were put in a super double plus secret safehouse... and someone shot a Tomahawk at it in minutes.
The story ended with the gubmint relenting because there were no ifs, ands, or buts that they couldn't keep IDs secret and safe
I guess the solution was to just store it all in Stark’s USB brain and trust nobody hacks him.
White women in a nutshell.
Number? I want to read that.
If she breathes...
Well the Sue stuff was really bad when you have the arc end with her having a baby with Ben Grimm of all people. Like I know people think it's just that page but the other bullshit is kind of what makes it worse in hindsight.
>She hooks up with Ben off panel
>The Ultimate FF comics end with her back with Reed but they break up off panel
>The Maker stuff happens and she treats Reed like shit even after he tried to redeem himself.
Like comics writers now and then can't write romance for shit anymore, many just have it happen off screen and hope people don't notice that there was not build up. Like take Scarlet Witch and Brother Voodoo.
Just like the rich white liberal women wanting to confiscate people's protection, while importing millions of violent people who straight up hate us.
>I've never needed a gun, why would anybody else?
Because those of us who have them have to risk dying to protect you Karen, you stupid, selfish bitch.
user, aside from Ultimate Spider-Man, the Ultimate Universe was an edge fest clusterfuck that was heavily criticized once the first volumes came and went. This is the universe where Wasp and Giant Man have fetish shrinking sex with each other, where Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver have an incestuous relationship, where Ultimates 3 was filled with rapists and where Ultimatum happened. The Ultimate universe has A LOT of things wrong with it.
>Wasp and Giant Man have fetish shrinking sex with each other
That's not really edgy. Hell, I'd be surprised if they didn't.
Is that why when Galactus arrived they spent an entire page saying "this place blows".
Agree. Its just not possible to make it sound good.
Well, selfishness is always seen as a negative trait.
Pretty much. Even Galactus thought the Ultimate Universe was a shit hole.
and theres nothing wrong w calling a hedonistic woman who fucks a lot of dudes an easy ho not worth any investment or emotion beyond a heavily condomed fuck and go
>but it's so out of fucking character
You just described Civil War in a nutshell. It was a forced conflict that made little logical sense and required for everyone to act retarded in some way for the fight to actually come about. Hero vs. hero events were a mistake.
It doesn’t help that Hank beats the shit out of her constantly in the Ultimate Universe. Seeing them have micro oral sex followed by Janet being sprayed by a can of Raid and then get fucked up by ants commanded by Hank.
and then she went back to him prior to getting nom'd by Blob. She was into it.
Ult. Hank was fucked up.
The Maker is a confirmed Thot Slayer
Sure she does
She is a Super-Cunt
The dialogue in this page is out of character for all three of them. That's some crap writing, daredevil sounds like what a 12 year old thinks badass is, and Spidey and Sue sound more like the writers pitch meeting thrown in the word bubbles than their own personalities
You know why Gwen Stacey & Mary Jane are beloved? Because John Romita was the biggest name in Romance Comics a decade earlier.
People who recognize the problems that their reforms bring, yet continue anyway because of the “net profit” of said reform... despite being in a position of power that ensures the fact that they’ll never suffer through any of those problems in the first place. Celebrities living in gated communities while pushing for extreme open borders come to mind.
>This is the universe where Wasp and Giant Man have fetish shrinking sex with each other
That was a 616 comic you retard, it's from Geoff Johns' Avengers run
Stop pretending you read comics
He also wrote the actual F4 book afterwards
BASED
Have sex, schlomo
They had the same artist
>I got confused so that totally excuses the fact I spout shit about comics I never read
Fuck off back to whatever shithole you crawled out of
That prison was introduced in an FF mini before Civil War. Nobody cared when the Mad Thinker, Trapster and Wizard are being rounded up and thrown in Negative Zone Guantanamo by superheroes without trial, but Prodigy and Battlestar break the law and go to the same prison, everyone loses their minds.
So what is your opinion on men who fuck a lot of woman?
What a dumb question! They are absolute chads!
>The Maker stuff happens and she treats Reed like shit even after he tried to redeem himself.
He'd literally destroyed most of Europe, blew up the White House, murdered most of the Asguardians, and personally tried to murder Sue several times, yet she's the asshole because she doesn't like him for it? Not to mention her paranoia of him turned out to be completely justified when he was later revealed to have just been faking it.
To be honest? That they're vain and tend to waste their money going out.