Well then, as the challenged, I choose the battlefield. I assert Reality

Well then, as the challenged, I choose the battlefield. I assert Reality.

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I am hope

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I am Anti-Life, oblivion bearing, hope-crushing.

I am batman, shooting you with a gun

I am the Monitor, defying the bullet and drinking it dry of meaning.

I am the superman, singing the tune with the miracle machine

I am the Gentry, that which ruins the song and makes all null.

I am the Green Lantern, who wills you away

I am Fear, which drinks your will and leaves you a husk.

I am the poster, closing the thread

I didn’t quite get this scene

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I am knowledge, informing you this is a battle of poems

I am the mod, bane of posters and thread-spamming.

As in, I understand what is going on, but why this style of battle, it’s weird. Is it some American thing?

I am the schlopposter, waster of janny time.

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I am the janny, imparting three-day justice.

It’s a reference to Neil Gaiman’s Sandman run, I believe

Gaiman's a Brit, so no.

I am the Barneyfag, waster of everyone's time and ruiner of threads.

I am Ladderbro, shill of Marvel and bane of DC

I am the basedposter, the poster who posts based

I am the companywar, the animating force behind all shills and their ilk.

I R Baboon!

No, it's an old style of writing sorcerous combat.

Merlin becoming bacteria.

I am the tiger, grass-prowling, baboon eating.

It is. Specifically the Oldest Game sequence.

I am Weasel.

Wow, that’s interesting

the sword in the stone movie depicted this as well