So you have a cartoon pitch for me?

I support this

I don’t get how every single Pitch Meeting video can have the exact same punchline but they’re still somehow still weirdly entertaining.

Boy takes a poop. Poop comes to life. They go on wacky adventures.

it's called "Rape: The Animated Series"
each episode has a cartoon super-heroine or princess be subject to violent sexual assault.

sometimes it turns out to be a dream, sometimes it's a flashback

other times it's a multi-arc series where they get mindbroken

Fund it

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A spin-off sequel of Steven Universe featuring just Ronaldo.

make it happen

How about this
A cartoon, right, where none of the characters, and this is where it gets mind blowing, are gay! Huh? Pretty sure this is the first time anyone has thought of THAT before. We can have gay people in the background or whatever, but the main cast must be straight.
Now, if you survived this one get ready for this hot steaming nugget of brilliance, how about in our show we don't ship anyone with anyone! I know! We'll be lucky if we even get onto Newgrounds!

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I'm gonna break the barrier and destroy western animation.

The idea I have is gonna be an action comedy show revolving around six or seven stickmen imprisoned inside a dimensional universe by a mysterious Big Bad. They are guided by a wise man who can communicate with them via hologram and the man helps the team train themselves to eventually kill the Big Bad by defeating multiple monster enemies and stickman antagonists that are scattered across areas of the imprisoned dimension.

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Okay, picture this.

There's a pack of five niggers, except they're a hive mind. Like, a literal hive mind. Like, they walk into Church's Chicken and all arrive at the counter and all order the same thing at the exact same time.

And then whenever there's a bad guy attacking the city, a random nigger has an ignition, and the other niggers open up their anuses and he wears them on his limbs like a nigger-Voltron, but it's only at this time that the nigger in the core may reveal his true personality.

The series is an action-drama about the Voltron hivemind niggers trying to balance the time they're fused and fucking off not doing anything to stop the bad guy, fighting the bad guy and consequentially reverting back to the hive mind, and acting as a hive mind to get more bad guys into the city so they can eventually fuse again.

Gun Bunny
>who
An augmented, happy-go-lucky ex-wetworker for a shadowy government agency who is a packed, bunny-eared shortstack with an addiction to ass-kicking and the misfortune of having grown a conscience. The other is a bitter muslim apostate with family out to honor kill her ass; she is four foot nothing, flat as a pancake, and all because her parents didn't read up on a cybernetic health suite that fucked with her development. Full overcompensation for appearance and getting back at her parents with full bore life-of-sin.
>what
Both are troubled people, and a failed kidnapping attempt is what drags the apostate into the wetworker's crazy world. Through the power of friendship, they'll help each other to become healthy, emotionally balanced people, and build a mountain of corpses out of the wetworker's enemies.
>where
All over, as more and more demons from both of their pasts raise their ugly heads, but starting out in New Jersey.
>when
A cyberpunk future where a retro became the thing to do. Deco's back, with quantum computers and cybernetics.

Well, no.

>space elevator
>in the geographic center of the United states
You have no idea how space elevators work, do you?

>All those mythical Gods existed but people stopped praying to them because they were jerks and the other gods were nicer.
>Gods can only die if they are killed in combat by another god or lose to a mortal in a compition
>MC is Artimis, despite being forgotten she is still an immortal goddess
>She is challenged by a mortal and in her hubris she accepts.
>She is beaten in a competition because the challenger out smarts her
>She is now stripped of her godhood and is sent to live in NYC as a 14 year old.
>She must now go on a spiritual journey in order to regain her power and re challenge the man who beat her.
>She must also survive the onslot of monsters who want her dead

Who needs a good pitch when you can just suck someone off to get a cartoon going? Then years later just call foul and take the position of the dude you just got fired for an easy promotion.

A benevolent cult trying to stop the apocalypse by appeasing elder gods

So its a story about a strong woman being disenfranchised by a cruel member of the patriachy and going on a journey to find the recognition she deserves?

Not really. It was about a cunt who got smacked down by karma and now has to realise that her previous choices harmed other poeple. She has to fix the mistakes she made and climb back to her previous position.
The guy who beat her was added because i find the idea of a guy dominating Artimis hot

Wouldn't it be a little difficult to outwit an immortal goddess that's thousands of years old?

Okay get this:

A heroic fantasy epic, about breast expansion.

Go on.

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Okay picture this. In a world of dark sorcery woman challenge each other to become gods and with each defeated enemy the fallen warioress's breast size gets added to the victors sending her one step closer to divinity.

Imagine a chain mail bikini, straining to contain the might of a powerfully expanding chest suddenly giving way and EXPLODING outward into a mess of hundreds of broken rings slying out in front of her.

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I could totally see a japanese anime being made about that, assuming it hasn't already been made, or it could possibly be a spin-off series from that animated short Heavy Metal.

Where do you think I got the idea.

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read no guns life

There's a Heavy Metal spin-off series about this?

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A boy is given the power of "Lightning" from the heavens and must face a sinister group of bird people that were kicked out of heaven by the lord of the skies, and the bird people need the MC's power to reclaim their former glory and invade heaven.

A boy that used to live with his grandparents is suddenly brought by his mom to live with her in a high-tech futuristic Cyberpunk world where his dad that he never met before turns out to be the CEO of a very successful mega-corporation. But his dad's business rival is another mega-corporation that's slowly gaining more and more influence over the government and turning the city into a heavily surveillanced police-state with little to no freedom , and one thing they need to do to truly gain complete control is to kill the boy's father.

These two pitches are the exact same story.

Well I was referring to anime about breast expansion moreso. They got that. Except it's ninja and not western fantasy. I just switched up the genre setting a bit and reworked the concept.

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I have 3 plots.
You guys the decide the one I'm gonna talk.
>Cyber-Fantasy King Arthur.
>Horror Romance
>Evangelion but with Superheroes

If this was a Greek myth, then challenging a god would be an automatic lose-lose situation. You either lose the challenge and suffer the consequences, or you win and suffer even more for your hubris (for a god accepting a mortal's challenge is not hubristic anyway). The only way a mortal can stick it to a god is if it's sanctioned by another god, and a greater god at that.

>So you have a cartoon pitch for me?
Yes, sir, I do! So we're gonna reboot an old 90's cartoon series to take advantage of people's nostalgia, I figure it doesn't really matter which one so we can just pick at random. Like, I dunno, Voltron.

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So, what's the deal?
Does the daughter become angry with her for hogging all the magic stuff?
Does she learn to let go of the past and let her kid take over because she's already more responsible than her mom ever was?

Random nostalgia baiting is TIGHT!

Magical little ponies but sci fi

Sure is!

So I figure we'll get some guys from that Avatar cartoon that worked so well, and we'll create a group of unique and interesting characters with varied personalities to take over the lions.

>Oh, and we'll explore those personalities as the show progresses

Nope! We're gonna hint at some backstory but never really show it, even when something related to that backstory happens.

>Won't that be confusing and unsatisfying?
Hey I need you to get all the way off my back about that
>Ok then, who's the villain?

Oh well the villain's this super evil warlord named Zarkon, yeah he's super tough and has a billion soldiers and used to pilot Voltron himself!

>Oh, I bet he's gonna be tough to defeat
Actually, super easy, barely an inconvenience
>what?
Yeah at the end of season 2 they spend a couple episodes building a giant teleporter thingy and then they teleport him and his entire fleet into the depths of space where they can never return
>Oh, but don't we have like 5 seasons after that? How can those happen without a villain?
It's fine, Zarkon's son Lotor will show up, talk to Zarkon and his mom a bunch, and fight Voltron
>Man it must be hard to talk to Zarkon when he's so far out in space that he'll never return
Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. Yeah he has a ship that can zip right to Zarkon and back to where Voltron is
>but...if he can reach the ship and get back why can't Zarkon and his ships get back? Doesn't that totally invalidate everything that happened in the first two seasons?
>Yeah, again, I'm gonna need you to get ALL THE WAY off my back about that
>ok
So then basically we're just gonna stall and bait relationships that will never happen for the rest of the show's episodes and try to wrap everything up super fast at the end
>Won't that piss off fans and ruin the show's ratings?
Nah, at that point they'll be hooked, it'll be fine.

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Would watch unironically.

No user, you can't just mash my little pony and I don't know Star Trek and expect it to just work.

So it's just trap fetishist exchi?
Gimme!

We take a pun on Shakespeare because those Gnomeo and Juliet movies did so well.

I vote for Tortoise Andronicus.

Oh, matching the show's style and atmosphere while also adjusting it for modern audiences seems difficult!

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Not him but Why not? I mean, if Kingdom Hearts can exist, anything is possible.

Feet

This is normally the part where someone would say "Actually, super easy, barely an inconvenience" but it actually is really difficult so we're just gonna make up our own story and slap the Voltron name on it.

Actually, this is a part where you go
>super easy, barely an inconvenience
>oh really?
>ye ye ye, we just completely ignore it

Stealing the names of a beloved property but nothing of substance is TIGHT

>We reboot SheZow
Ugh why?
>but we let the French do it.
Nevermind, give it a million dollars per episode. I want this made yesterday.

A cute, anthropomorphic slug merchant goes to a post-apocalyptic Earth and snags all kinds of stuff (Batteries, trash, bottlecaps, ect.) to sell them.

The cartoon's main setting is Earth, where the slug is very tiny (Only about 2 centimeters tall), so all the folage and stuff seems like fucking forests. The slug faces off against the indigenous and hostile creatures of Earth using a variety of weaponry. He uses teleporters to make treasures appear right in his ship, and tends to snag a lot of stuff.

The next setting is... literally wherever he can go to sell shit. He markets things off and makes lods of emone.

Who knows maybe he finds a buff, gentle giant slug boy to team up with and they end up becoming total bros.

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I was 15/16 when I wrote it, it seemed to make sense that you building something big like that in the middle of the Country. I'm not even a flyover fag I'm from Long Island.

Space elevators can only be built on the equator.

A few pages in. Thank you user this is bretty gud so far.

Yep. It's a retro-futuristic science-fantasy show about a human colony on another planet. Humans have technology similar to that in Howl's Moving Castle, but with more art deco style.

Hero and Villian story but all the superpowers are utility based and extreamly situational.
Like the Main villian can transform onething into another but it need the verble permission of a creature/person to do it. So in order to beat the heros he tricks them into giving him permission by making them say it in different languages

a no name cashier who has no future
>So plain looking he is a background character in a portrait
>He is given Absolute Shapeshifting powers with no limit.
> Instead of being a hero or a super villain He decides to screw with people and become rich and famous

Episode idea
> Uber popular blockbuster superhero movie is being released
>People are dying to know anything about it
>MC gets a brilliant idea
>He sneaks inside the studio and transforms into a B list celebrity actor who plays a minor character in the movie
>While on set he gains a ton of info
>He gets called to act a scene
>Starts to act his role and is extremely good. Impressing the Main star and the director
>He Leave for the day and head home and leaks all of the info online
>His followers quadruple in 1 hour
>Fast forward to release day and everyone is excited
>Out on a whim he goes to see the movie
>Turns out director liked the MC's acting so much he re shot the movie with the B list actor as the lead
>All his leaks were wrong
>Sees his followers have all abounded him
>He now has to go to work the next day and hear his co workers talk about the movie and how he wants a sequel

A girl who accidentally dreams up a talking bat in her world that wants save his dreamworld from nightmares taking the real world and the bat’s world

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Animals do things that animals don't do in real life.

They all have celebrity voices.

Ooh, celebrity voices are TIGHT

FPBP

Teen boy has a boisterousness sentient foot as a result of his great aunt's experimental shoe deodorant. Soon he finds his life turned up side down. Puberty is hard enough to deal without having your foot be more popular than you!

Presenting the heartwarming family film of the year, with pop-culture references, dad rock, endless celebrity voices for minor roles, fart jokes and a moral about Being Yourself.

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Sorry, we're already making an Aristocrats cartoon.

I'm back since I thought this thread would die in like 10 replies.
The thing is the whole legacy thing didn't get to hand over because she has 3 sons of varying age so all 3 of them don't know about her "Legacy" it's kept hidden and bullshit to the point the Husband doesn't know. By midway of the series, she realizes how pathetic and sad it is to be in your mid-30s and still doing this magic monster hunting stuff way past the death of the Dark Lord and past her physical prime. The series ends with her letting go of the magic bullshit and handing it off to one of her Sons but allowing him to break the cycle because of wholesome bullshit. I don't get a story right now just characters, concepts, and a beginning and end.

A young man witnesses his best friend in the world having sulphuric acid thrown in his face.

From there a bizarre plot about obsessive stalking, transhumanism, the concept of reality begins as he tries to figure out what kind of fucking lunatic would throw acid at a teenagers face.