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HA hahaha!
HA hahaha!

Good god that's hot.

>let it ride

...it feels coool on my tongue...

Would be neat if there was a 24/7 South Park channel on Pluto.tv.

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Is Round Eye really a slur used by Native Americans to refer to white people?

No. Mostly ironic insults like white bread and mayo

Then why did they use it here?

South Park is made by white male /Pol/locks.

Were native murican tycoons really that problematic when it came to land grabbing they made an episode about it? Also how old was SARS when this episode aired?

because it's funny

No they're libertarian, which means they can be /pol/ or sjw depending on how they're feeling that day.

>student athletes

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>Were native murican tycoons really that problematic when it came to land grabbing they made an episode about it?
Usually the problem is an issue for other natives, not white people. And not so much land, but more of squandering of profits.

>Libertarian
>Sjw
These two never mix.

no, because south park didn't always make every single episode revolve around some current political issue.

they started doing that when the show turned to shit, this episode was way before that

>athooletes

You'd be surprised how well they go hand in hand. Lots of Texan expats who consider themselves libertarian are the most insufferably sjw people I've ever met.

I didn't see the problem with this. If the kids are getting full scholarships and perks,why make so much noise?

Please elaborate, that sounds interesting.

because they're doing the same job as 'actual' professional athletes, but they don't really get shit for it

But they're not in the big leagues.If they want to turn pro after getting a degree,go wild,i say.

this thing is it was satire about rich white people stealing shit from poor people. it was a poke at gentrification and how the rich fuck up the poor with impunity when there's no real actual worthwhile difference other than the poor are actually decent people and the rich are soulless parasites.

what do they need a degree for?

They're in university. Might as well get one while your there for free.

So they get a worthless degree, and professional athletes get millions of dollars, even though they do literally the exact same things.

That makes sense.

They can suck it up for 3-4 years and get millions after.

Why should they spend their prime athletic years working for no pay?

Chicken noodle soup and Sprite really is a miracle cure all, I swear to God.

They tend to get forced into easy worthless majors so their scholarship is entirely worthless is one major bit. They arent getting a scholarship. They're getting a "scholarship".

They are also not permitted to profit off their athlete status in any single way. For instance, getting a free dinner. That'll lead to expulsion.

There are no perks, perks lead to removal, and its not a real scholarship.

Basically the powerful families and people on the councils (usually they are elected but not all rezs sometimes there are ways to get on the council) have been known to lie and cheat about their earnings. Everyone in the rez/community is supposed to get a cut, so if the profits are claimed to be lower, you get less.
However, that's not always common, what's more common is those elite Indians that I just mentioned disenrolling their own tribesmen from the tribe. Basically the council can say you are no longer a part of the Hopi Nation and bye bye all your benefits and they take said benefits. Really fucked up shit. My brother works as a lawyer for Indians so that's how I know these things.

There is an Indian casino about 90 minutes from where I live, since it opened the tribe has bought up massive amounts of land surrounding the reservation and nearby town, and now pretty much dictate the entire local economy. That in turn functionally means, "use tax breaks, benefits, and rez status to create redundant businesses that undercut as many existing businesses as possible until they fold and you buyout their assets for cheap, then aggressively stifle any attempts at competition or economic development outside of land you own."

>Were native murican tycoons really that problematic when it came to land grabbing they made an episode about it?
I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not from clapistan but the joke is that the roles were reversed.
SARS blankets were smallpox blankets.

It makes sense to me. If libertarianism is really about the government fucking off and getting out of your life why would they be down with political parties trying to dictate who you can marry, abort, or what gender you call yourself?

*other ways
I think the Nez Pierce, not sure if it was them, have a council (well of their rezs) where if you can shoot a gun while riding a horse and hit several amount of targets (I think they are supposed to be deer) before a set amount of time you get status of elder and get put on the council. I have to ask my sister-in-law because she saw that shit and said it was freaking amazing.

So you can have a fallback plan if you don't make it in the majors/when you inevitably become retarded at age 30 due to blunt trauma.

You don't happen to live in Utica, do you?

White trash, white shit, trailer trash(even if you don't live in one), cracker; all things I've had Indians call me when I was a kid.

the problem is what they're selling is bogus.
there's no or very little "injury insurance" so if you get a life-altering injury that prevents you from being able to play for the rest of your life you're going to be in some deep shit, that "degree" they're giving you isn't going to be worth anything, and.. yeah, it's just not a good look.

You really should clarify that it's primarily done through tightening the baseline in regards to who counts as a tribe member in terms of ancestry.

>tightening the baseline in regards to who counts as a tribe member in terms of ancestry
No not always. Some groups have rules that they don't have to use blood quantum laws to kick people out.

It's on the player if the degree they get is worthless. Colleges got a lot of flak about that very issue, and now most college athletes have more academic resources than most students could imagine, including mandatory tutoring.

Even getting good grades and the "right" major doesn't insure employment though, and the things that might, like networking and internships, probably can't be done at the same time as high level athletics, can they?

You'd have a point if SJWs were just about what they themselves do and not trying to force everyone else to go along with their lunacy.

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Sure they can. College athletes probably have a leg up in the networking arena too, especially if they're from a top-ranked school.

Yep.
As it turns out, both sides are full of retarded corporatist authoritarians.

The schools and the coaches make millions of dollars off their players and the actual educations the players get in return aren't worth as much because everyone really knows they're just there to play.

So even though you're one of the major players in a multi-million if not billion dollar industry that requires extreme dedication you're not allowed to make any real profit on it because reasons and have to hope that someone picks you up for the NBA

At best, they're taking a significant pay cut for the hope of getting a real career four years later. At worst, its grueling unpaid labor that really only fattens the wallets of the schools.

Is freedom really freedom if other people aren't at least passively going along with it?

Is it bad if I can't tell if this post is being facetious or not?

I can see how it might've come off as such but FWIW I was asking in earnest. Civil liberties require at least some level of passive acceptance by the zeitgeist, otherwise they don't functionally exist.

>even though they do literally the exact same things
no
College athletes perform at a lower level than pros.
If they were such a hot shot, they could start in the big leagues.

90% of the things SJWs complain about today aren't civil liberties.

Not him, but I don't see how. Common SJW talking points, gay marriage, transgender rights, BLM, and abortion all seem to fall under issues that would be argued as the fufillment or denial of civil liberties. If you want to be petty you can just say it's all about pronouns or whatever, but there are actual liberties at the core of this stuff.

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What rights do transgenders not have that regular people have?
Same with black people.
Like, there's a reason BLM is kind of a joke nowadays outside of some stupid white people.
SJWs believe EVERYTHING is a human right, and that's not the case, hence why their worldview is largely incompatible with reality.

Oh, not Utica, no. It's an Albany problem.

Bathroom rights for transgender people and the right to gender reassignment surgery are still pretty hotly debated topics within the US. And while you could argue that there is not a specific right that is being denied to Black People on paper the question BLM argues is whether the civil liberties of those people are actually being enforced by the police.

The question isn't whether you agree with them or not, the question is whether the issues they are discussing are about civil liberties which is why I posted the definition. They are definitely discussing civil liberties.

>the right to gender reassignment surgery

access to genital mutilation surgery is not a right

"common" SJW talking points would be more like calling such and such sexist/racist or what have you. At least, that's probably what he's thinking of. And because racism was officially ended after Obama came into office, it's harder to argue that they have valid points when they do so.

>Bathroom rights for transgender people and the right to gender reassignment surgery
Those aren't rights.
>They are definitely discussing civil liberties.
They're not, assigning the word "rights" to everything doesn't make it a right.
I don't have a "right" to free government subsidized food.
And also, unlike you, I'm actually black, the issue with BLM is that it's been co-opted by, again, a bunch of retarded white people who've turned it into a complete and total joke full of people complaining about stupid shit instead of actually important shit.
And I'll say it straight up, some people deserve to be shot by the cops.
That's literally what they're there for, they've always been the government's own gang.

Man those SARS jokes have aged like fine wine.

Rest of the episode is so damn good too. The comedy club, the middle class white people cure for the flu, how Randy had won all the money South Park needed, and then bet it all anyway. So damn good.

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>racism was officially ended after Obama came into office
umm what??
Racism was ended in the 60s when Martin Luther King Jr died for the sins of white people.

you're both wrong
racism ended when 12 years a slave was released
TWELVE FUCKING YEARS

>I'm actually black, the issue with BLM is that it's been co-opted by
hey dumdum your skin color doesn't make your opinion any more or less valid

It does actually, when we're talking about issues directly related to skin color.
I don't give a fuck about some white retard SJW's or racist's opinion of the black experience in America because it's something that they literally could never experience.
It's like trying to talk about the experience of childbirth/rearing when you're a man.
Take your own advice when it comes to abortion and apply it to race relations and fuck off if you're not black.

>Take your own advice when it comes to abortion and apply it to race relations and fuck off if you're not black.
Except I don't believe that about abortion?
>fuck off if you're not black
Okay, sure, and only gun owners should get a say in firearm laws and only serial killers should decide the penalty for murder.

Hop back in the oven, my dude, you ain't done yet.

That joke is reserved for Boyhood, go kys for using it incorrectly.

>Those aren't rights.

That's the point user. The argument over whether those should be rights, falls under civil liberties.


Do I have the right to remake my cock into a vagina and stuff myself full of hormones?

Do I have the right to marry my bro and have tons of gay sex together?

Are the rights of black people being violated by an overly aggressive police force?

Whatever your opinion on these questions are you can not argue that they do not fall under conversations regarding laws regarding to freedom of action or speech. By defenition these talking points are arguments over civil liberties.

You're assuming I take a side one way or another on all of these things, I really don't with the exception of gay sex I'm pretty on the fence with all of them. But the idea that SJW's spend most of their time arguing about things that aren't related to civil liberties is pants on head retarded.

>And also, unlike you, I'm actually black,
You're making a lot of assumptions and maybe that shouldn't be your opening gambit to any discussion where someone disagrees with you. The Internet is a big place.

>Okay, sure, and only gun owners should get a say in firearm laws
I unironically agree.
You shouldn't be able to make laws on something if you're ignorant of its function.
Some people are not qualified to talk about things, being white makes you automatically unqualified to talk about the black experience in America.
This isn't some kind of controversial opinion, most people would agree.
Would you want a nazi to decide the laws in the US?

So now black is the only race?
Being not-black makes you aracial?
No, that's retarded. I have a race, therefore I can speak about race issues.

>But the idea that SJW's spend most of their time arguing about things that aren't related to civil liberties is pants on head retarded.
You'd have a point if they were actually arguing instead of just positing that everyone who disagrees with wrong.
They present no arguments as to why someone should have the right to say that they're another gender and use the opposite bathroom (feelings is not an argument, I'd feel a lot better if everyone treated me like I looked lsaiah Mustafah, but we both know that won't happen) or have people refer to them by a certain word (which would be impossible to position as a right since it would have to infringe upon someone else's right, especially religious rights). Not to mention the whole gay marriage thing, which, again, infringes upon the religious rights of an individual if they're forced to perform a gay ceremony (or bake a cake for a gay ceremony).
THAT is the problem with these people, they don't give a fuck about rights or civil liberties, they're authoritarians who want everyone to conform to what they think the world should be, just like the people on the far right.
I have a gender, therefore I can speak about gender issues.
I have a brain, therefore I can speak about mental issues.
I have an iPhone, therefore I can speak about issues related to tech.
No, sometimes you're just unqualified to speak.
You CAN speak, but I won't take you seriously since your opinion comes from a place of ignorance, much like I wouldn't take the opinion of someone who can't tell the difference between a semi-automatic and an automatic rifle seriously when it comes to issues related to gun control.

Can we talk about Steven Crowder now? These walls of memes are pointless so let's actually talk about something that is actually important.

>Do I have the right to remake my cock into a vagina and stuff myself full of hormones?
That's not what is being discussed, but rather conditions of access.

>You'd have a point if they were actually arguing instead of just positing that everyone who disagrees with wrong.
user just because the only lefties you see are libtards on twitter canceling coca-cola or something, doesn't make that representative of everyone on the left

Reminder that the smallpox blanket meme is just that, a myth. There was only one journal entry from a British officer suggesting they could do it to break a siege.

The day of the centercide is coming

DAE /r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM ????

Unfortunately, until this "silent majority" actually speaks up and tells these people to fuck off, it's meaningless.
As far as I'm concerned, most of the far left is just as bad as the far right when it comes to reigning in their retarded.

>they're not in the big leagues
The NCAA makes billions. What do you think qualifies as “big league”?

It ain't my job to babysit the libtards on the internet.
I think reasonable adults should just know that libtards and chuds are gonna be shitposting a lot, and realize that the majority of people aren't being represented by that.

If you think these people only exist on the internet then you might be one of these chuds you're referring to.

The failed comedian, the one who can't make money on Youtube anymore, yes?

No I'm a libtard, and of course they don't only exist on the internet.

Not that user, but it is representative of my whole family and I really wish I knew what to do. I miss them, but they refuse to talk to me because I don't believe in "white privilege"

They do actually. All the regulation the government isn't needed for is instead handled by the "invisible hand" and that means people forming mobs and driving out unethical businesses. "The free market will fix it" means you don't need to deplatform a nazi because the nation will shun them and refuse to do business with them. Ideally, everyone turns their SJWness up to 11 and we duke out all out ideological differences with our consumer choices and boycotts.

I know it's a joke, but I only ever heard white people claim "racism was over when Obama was elected". It was bizarre hearing it twice from people who said it without any irony and funny when one of them complained about how everyone is racist against white people years laters.

>and realize that the majority of people aren't being represented by that.
Bear in mind that the SCOTUS just recently reaffirmed that hate speech is free speech, 9-0.

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Tell them white privilege doesn't exist because that implies the white experience isn't standard, which would reduce and trivialize the struggles of PoC by framing their disadvantage as the norm.

Yes can we actually talk about him? This free speech thing is very important. All these little faggots talking about niggers is pointless and does nothing.
Also he is very funny, so idk why you call him a failed comedian.

Because he isn't a comedian? He is a Youtuber who tries to say he is a comedian despite not doing one of the most basic comedian things, going out and doing standup shows. Even an unfunny bitch like Schumer is able to do that.

I tried something like that the other day and was told pic related. What's worse is that he literally has chosen to cut me off months ago and doesn't even talk to me enough to be making these incorrect assumptions about me. This probably isn't the fucking place for this shit, but I'm too tired of this fucking attitude from people to care

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Wow, I hope that's not your dad.
Stick that piece of shit in a nursing home and let him get abused like he deserves.

*hugs*, sucks getting cut off from people you love

>and that means people forming mobs and driving out unethical businesses.
And then the businesses hire their own PMC and murder everyone in the mob.

No my cousin, the person I was closest too in my entire family. Like so close that I could ruin his reputation indefinitely with the secrets I know. Like how he's received multiple blowjobs from other men
Thanks user, but I can count on one hand the number of people that were in my circles that didn't do this to me. My best friend of eight years cut me out of her life because I posted on Facebook that I had fun at a gun range, no discussion or anything just gone. It legitimately feels like something is in the water supply with how far spread this behavior is.

Not that I don't believe that your family has cut you off but I am willing to bet you are omitting a lot of things. I have seen people cut off contact with a friend over one disagreement. I haven't seen an entire family cutting off someone for one disagreement though. I am starting to think that this was a case of 'straw that broke the camel's back' which I get.

SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT CORPORATIONS
But seriously, one factor keeping them from doing that is the armed and dangerous consumer base that also may be less inclined to buy from you if you're murdering people.

The problem is that, if I'm not mistaken, you're outright refusing to acknowledge the basic privilege of being able to pretend to be a doctor more easily than a black guy. Petty and small and one of many factors that goes into the shittiness of life and it's arrogant to think that we can accurately quantify individual advantages beyond a white homeless man being seen as more trustworthy and less lazy than a black homeless many.

The reason why they say "you can't be racist against white people" is because white people benefit from racism the most. It's like insulting an Asian by saying "you look smart enough to be qualified for your job". Prejudice and ignorant? Sure. Hurtful and indicative of a mindset created by decades of studies setting out to prove they're inferior? Not really.

People shouldn't be making horrible assumptions about you. I don't think you're a nazi or racist or whatever they think you are, just that you're honestly mistaken. I'm sorry some people fucking suck.

The businesses fund the “anti-fascist” mobs and egg them on.

Take libshit faggotry to reddit or tumblr.

The basic privilege of having a higher average IQ, and a generational history of civilized behavior

they also fund the fascists though, and stand to benefit far more from fascist rule, at least the ones that are more concerned about stuff like energy supply (Coal, Natural Gas, Oil, etc.) and Various manufacturing and financial services.

there was a whole WSJ or NYT article where Financial advisors were whining about Bernie Sanders making them irrelevant to DNC candidates

This is 100% false as it turns out.

Hmm, I guess that's why every western country on the planet appeals to fascists.
I mean, in a way, they kind of do, most SJW types have some pretty obvious fascistic leanings.

>country
company*

Even if you want to see it that way, that's white privilege. White privilege is people trusting you more based on crime stats. Now crime stats and IQ stats may sometimes put an Asian above a white man, but that's why the idea of white privilege is a vague and localized thing that assumes that the advantage of being in a "white homeland" is that you're favored among your people and can find more advantageous connections more easily.

>I-It's not bad if my guys are getting funding from Koch and Adelson.
>I-It's those fucking SJW's Fucking Fascists, how dare they ask public institutions to not insult their students or make them use the wrong-gendered bathroom.

SJWs want an economy remodeled into corporatism, ethnic nationalism, and a restoration of national tradition? Because that’s what fascism is. Authoritarianism isn’t fascism.

>SJWs want an economy remodeled into corporatism
Yes.
>A private business is a public institution
Que?

The Koch brothers aren’t funding white nationalists.
And that kind of “privilege” is morally good. It isn’t worth “checking” or thinking twice about. Sucks for nigs that they’re low IQ and impulsive, but that’s life, and that’s why people don’t want to be around them. The distrust of them is well earned on aggregate.

You have no idea what corporatism is.

>the control of a state or organization by large interest groups.
Hmmmmmm
I wonder what that sounds like.
Lemme just open up BigThink.exe right quick.

Koch brothers subverted the tea party by pouring money into them. They fed into that proto-fringe that broke off when Trump went Republican.

Ooh, or even better.
>the organization of a society into industrial and professional corporations serving as organs of political representation and exercising control over persons and activities within their jurisdiction
Because it definitely isn't SJWs pushing this.
I sure don't ever see ANY SJW talking points spouted by any major corporations, no siree.

no, they are defending groups that carry water for white nationalists, and which have surprisingly close ties to white nationalism though.

frankly the people who can look at either war criminals or white nationalist without feeling an urge to vomit or stab them violently are the kind of scum that make up the bulk of fascists bureaucracies

great bait "hwytei"

I would post the whole conversation, but there's too much personal info. I definitely offended them without meaning to. That was the text where I realized I needed to back off, in that same conversation my cousin called me a cunt, I told him that I haven't insulted him and was asking why he was insulting me only for him to ask where he called me a name. It's like there's no thought process going on and they're all just on emotion driven auto-pilot. Basically this is what happened
This ended up being long as shit, see pic.
And I haven't really tried to talk to my family since. Sorry to blog post, but I'm genuinely kind of too scared to try to talk to my friends at this point about this. I never know who's going to fly off handle next

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>muh silicon valley.

it's a marketing gimmick, what do these organizations do that is impactful?
See how quickly these groups will change their tone when it actually threatens their bottom line.

you talk about SJW's like they're dictating some economic or social policy that actually has any material impact on you as an individual, when at most they're asking you not to be an asshole about race, sex, orientation, or gender, it's a far cry from "forced removal" or "genocide is okay" or even more silly "Anarcho-Capitalism isn't a self-contradiction"

Maybe you should stop being such a cunt.

are you larry david?

It is super obvious you are a sperg who let culture war shit rot your brain. How fucking old are you and how much time a week do you spend on Yea Forums?

>>muh silicon valley.
Oh shit, I didn't realize PepsiCo, The Coca-Cola Company, McDonalds, Burger King, and just about every food production company was in Silicon Valley.
Wow user, my mind is blown.

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>trailer trash
That's fucking rich

>See how quickly these groups will change their tone when it actually threatens their bottom line.
That's the point you fucking moron, SJWism is profitable, hence why SJWs are largely corporatists.
And yes, "asking" (AKA forcing) people to not be an asshole is retarded, and only idiotic white people think censoring people for being mean won't just make shit worse.
Here's hoping lady Nasim isn't the last crazy fuck to go postal on Google, maybe they'll fucking learn something for once in their miserable lives.

Kek

You're off base though. Acknowledging the privilege with just being born on the right side of crime stats comes with doesn't have to mean much. It doesn't have to come with guilt. But most importantly, you fucked up by trying to spin the idea of "white privilege" as "white savior" bullshit which are two separate conversations as there's no reason to assume someone recognizing privilege is somehow speaking for anyone but themselves.

>companies trying to make themselves appear friendly to young people and emerging demographics must be part of a nefarious scheme

idk, would you want to have an ad for your child-care product get screencapped next to a video about "why raping babies is good"?

No. It's used by asians. I think it's origin is pinoy, but don't quote me on that.

Fuck off, gwailo.

Mmm no, they do it because it makes money because they know if they support SJWs said SJWs will gladly do their bidding.
Y'know, like with all corporations and all dumbfucks.
SJWs are largely HUGE corporatists so long as the corporations are spouting their talking points.
And since you seem to be a bit slow, let me dumb it down, my problem isn't with corporations using SJW talking points, they'll do whatever's popular because they're slimy cunts who want more money. My problem is with SJWs who sit by and suck the dick of giant companies because they silence the people they don't like.
*I* am not a corporatist, so I don't want ANY company having ANY political sway beyond their own company.
How about an ad for your soft drink screencapped next to an article about "why 10 year old trans activist Latashia dancing for money in a club in front of grown men is amazing and claps back against heteronormative stereotypes?"
If you think these companies actually fucking care then you're even dumber than you let on.
They know that just about every controversy will be forgotten in a few weeks anyways, so why would they give a fuck?

Maybe you would be happier if you went on /pol/ less.

I just read through this entire thread, and the only thing that came to my mind was the Nigger Guy episode and the stan/token side plot.

God I hate white people, you all act like passive-aggressive little women.

>hey let's just ignore the gays and millennials.
>who needs money from stoners?
>everyone is a stupid sheep but ME!

You sound like you're a triggered bitch boy, just sayin'.

Wow, it amazes me how you can both understand the argument and yet also completely miss the point at the same time.
Yes, the point is that these companies only want MONEY, and SJWs support them because they're stupid and think they're on their "side," when in reality they just want their fucking money because most SJWs are mindless corporatist consumers.
Try to keep up.

You sound like nothing because I'm reading your posts, not listening to them.

Do you believe most people are secretly based and redpilled like you are and are just too cowardly to admit it? When are gamers gonna rise up?

>regurgitating /pol/ paranoid talking points and conspiracy theories despite fairly clear explanations.
>get's told to stop browsing /pol/ so much, and that it's warped/distorted his world-view.
>WTF Why ARE YOU SO PASSIVE AGRESSIVE

quit browsing /pol/ you dumb fucking faggot you've got Irony Poisoning.

And you sound like a retarded little white girl but let's be honest, all white women are kind of retarded, just sayin'.
As such, your opinion is kind of irrelevant.
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Don't be on such a hair trigger, 白左. It's bad for your heart.

Typing how you talk only make you come off as either unhinged or trolling. A lot of your problem comes from this kneejerk reaction to shit like marketing (which you think it's mmm not) that has you more concerned about gay pandering in sodas than you are about lobbies and legislation making it so that corporations are people.

I dont think you talk to women who arent your relatives or otherwise forced to be in social situations with you.

Calling SJWs corporatists isn't a conspiracy theory you mongoloid, most westerners are corporatists.
And I don't even browse /pol/, I'm just not a retarded white kid with his head up his ass whose only purpose in life is to get high and waste his parent's money.

Half of /pol/ are larping spics so you would fit in

good Yea Forums thread guys
let's do it again
how about, every day for the rest of time, sounds good okay

>I'm just not a retarded white kid with his head up his ass
Could have fooled me user

I just don't talk to any white ones since I value my brain cells and wouldn't want to subject them to such torture.

How am I being a cunt by asking questions?
>who let culture war shit rot your brain
This is sort of true. I grew up in a very LGBT friendly school, but when I joined PRIDE I got exposed to the SJWs and became one myself until I was about 18 at which point I became friends with a violent alcoholic who would go on these long Republican rants about "the dems" and threaten to beat me if I wasn't drinking as much as him. After that I was basically mentally catatonic until I was 23 and got hit by a car and it kind of rewired my brain.
>How fucking old are you and how much time a week do you spend on Yea Forums?
27 and idk, maybe like an hour or two a night before my sleeping meds kick in.
The privilege doesn't exist though
>But most importantly, you fucked up by trying to spin the idea of "white privilege" as "white savior" bullshit which are two separate conversations as there's no reason to assume someone recognizing privilege is somehow speaking for anyone but themselves.
I forgot to mention the Uncle Tom incident with my female cousin who DID follow that thinking, but I completely agree with you here and that I shouldn't have applied it just because two family members thought it. That reads sarcastic, but I'm being genuine.

>than you are about lobbies and legislation making it so that corporations are people.
That's just it, I'm concerned about both, but the issue is that these are THE SAME PROBLEM.
This isn't a right vs. left thing, both sides are just tools of the upper class used to distract everyone with a room temperature IQ with dumb shit like "trans rights" or "white genocide."
Half of Yea Forums is spics, hell, we're on Yea Forums, which is full of blacks.
Maybe white people should just fuck off to reddit or something.
Nah, white people are all about the "trans rights" stuff since most trannies in the west are just wealthy mediocre white men and women with some insane levels of insecurity.

Holy shit are you an idiot. Unironically go outside.

You are so full of shit dude. Stop being such a faggot and apologize to your family for dealing with your dumb ass.

t. A gayfag who is literally cringing from reading your stupid shit

The spics a prick, Im shocked!

I'm black actually.
But yea, maybe you don't belong here anymore, so maybe it'd best if you just fucked off, yea?

You're being a cunt because look at the amount of goddamn effort you're putting into an anonymous chinese picture forum. Jesus Christ, do you think anyone wants to hear your inane, self-righteous rambling? Shut the fuck up unless you have something to say, cunt.

Women...

Niggers gettin triggered

You're either genuinely autistic or viciously disingenuous. Seek mental help either way.

Oof, that didn't take long.
Now please do tell me about how SJWs aren't just like the retards on the far right again?

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Lmao fuck I loved this episode.

How am I a SJW? You should stick to the cotton fields, my darkskinned chum.

FUCK OFF with the blogposting

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>oof
I used to think this was being used ironically, like tee bee aych and eff aye ehm. Zoomers truly are subhuman.

>trans rights: bathrooms bills, hate crime prosecution, protection from discrimination
>white genocide: the idea that someone wants to kill all the white people for reasons
Why is there this strange disparity between these two fair and balanced examples of distractions?

hey guys, remember how stan was trying to just get token to agree everything was cool in the episode his dad said nigger on tv? this is a lot like that, dont you think?

Oh no, I vented on an anonymous image board in an off-topic thread that's going to be deleted and forgot about in three days

It doesn't really matter which is worse, they're both distractions from actual, genuine issues in society.
No, not having everyone cater to your fucking fetish is not a civil rights issue.

White genocide is totally fake, my man

>off-topic thread
it's a thread about a cartoon on Yea Forums
Yea Forums is for cartoons
Yea Forums is not for you to 'vent' like an emo faggot about your inane personal problems

in conclusion,
buy a rope and hang yourself

Oh no, you were an annoying cunt? No wonder your family hates your abrasive ass.

They're both fake non-issues, that's the point.

I think trans rights issues are more relevent since thats stuff actually being talked about by our government. Do you think trannies are all made up or something?

>don't go here!
Incorrect.
The best answer is to visit as much as you feel the need to, but don't participate. Observe.

Eventually, you don't feel the need to visit anymore and you become a better person for it.

do you actually think a sexually perverse dude with a crossdressing fetish that he's taken way too fucking far should be allowed to use the same bathroom as little girls?

And it's being talked about in government because it's an extremely effective distraction, especially for white people and women.
Something being talked about in government does not make it in any way legitimate.

Sure

>I forgot to mention the Uncle Tom incident
It's becoming clearer and clearer that you take racial stuff lightly and don't operate with much tact or consideration. That doesn't make you a dick, just lacking in sensitivity. I believe it's possible that you don't harbor ill will, but there is something reflexively stubborn in you. From the beginning you wanted people to laugh about how someone was sad and paranoid enough to think that you didn't trust her due to her skin color. It's not a funny story, not a funny situation.

They all have the condition known as dysphoria and are being done a disservice by being treated as legitimate instead of a mental health issue. It's actually sad that they are being denied care because of it.

White people buy into the tranny shit like a fucking religion bruh, don't shit talk it.

Oh wait youre that butthurt nigger from earlier.

Sorry that trannies are getting more attention than BLM, niggo.

O.K. then:
you deserve to be put up against a white wall and shot by a firing squad
in public

You hang out on a board filled with pedos on a pedo site. Where do you think you are?

idk man, i work in retail. thats the exact kinda shit that gets turned into stories/jokes among workers.

the mistake was trying to bring the retail workers culture out into the real world.

Just so you know, /polgbt/ is a myth.
Failed men also get the rope.

>trans people are theories
This is a funny episode of South Park.

Somehow I doubt you have many legitimate friends at work.

Sounds like some classic tranny projection.
It's okay, we know that trannies are pedos.

shot
in
public

Found the election tourists

It's a far more effective distraction because it doesn't threaten civil war. They're "uplifting an oppressed people" instead of "quelling cultural tensions". One gets you votes, the other gets you targeted.
We live in an age of very well-educated career politicians, user. They know exactly how to control their cattle.

>trans 'people' are disgusting degenerates who can never actually be what they want to be because it is biologically fucking impossible
That was a funny episode of South Park. I believe it's Season 11, Episode 1, "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina."

That's a common mistake. The inside joke of blacks flipping out when you don't trust them is the opposite of pleasant dinner conversation.

Youre not as smart as you think you are.

you think i'm on Yea Forums to shill for an election in a country i don't even live in? lmao nah f.a.m.
people post cute pictures of south park on here sometimes, and thats why i'm here

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If he's not as easily-manipilated by politicians as you are it objectively makes him smarter than you.
But it's okay, it's expected of useful idiots such as yourself.
Feel free to double down.

Trans people are aware that they're trans. They don't think the surgery will magically make them retroactively anything. Do you get all of your information from cartoons?

Does anyone have to be intelligent to understand the obvious?
There's nothing smart about being raised to disbelieve bullshit, that's down to circumstance.

Then why are they so hung up on passing or being called a gender that they're not?

"know," like furries "know," they're an arctic fox. That don't make it true.

i dont work to make friends, and never made the statement that my coworkers are friends.(it would be kinda stupid to actually make friends with people that work under me)

but when anything like that happens in any retail store, it becomes a story/joke that gets passed around. and if you didnt know that, i would be pretty sure you havent worked retail before.

and i want to make this clear: im not saying that the situation was funny, and from a more objective standpoint it isnt. retail is just pretty shitty, so any time you get the chance to talk about past bad experiences, as a sort of coping mechanism, they end up turning into "joke"

Trans rights are hardly championed, hardly endorsed by corporations or politicians outside of just saying "yay LGBT". Hardly anyone puts emphasis on the T. There's little reason to see it as a distraction.

Not that guy, but you're mistaking cynicism for wisdom.

Because they're insane and governments want more criminals in the streets. Whether it's the insane or the sane doesn't matter, they just need excuses to roll out more legislation.

Just look at San Fransisco and Seattle. People shoot up and shit in the streets, and it's all paid for by the state.

>Trans rights are hardly championed, hardly endorsed by corporations or politicians outside of just saying "yay LGBT". H
God, you're so fucking delusional.
m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_56f42b8ee4b0c3ef52184903
Have some self-awareness for once in your shitty life.

i don't give a shit what some delusional faggot thinks

Because it makes them feel more like themselves. I've yet to see any trans person say "I'm not trans, I'm a woman" because, passing or not, there's no denying the past and that experience.

Furries know they're human, they just erp and larp and shit up twitter.

Because the pro leagues don't want to draft them yet. You'll notice that the players get better treatment as their alternatives to the NCAA improve (NHL best, NFL worst).

no, it makes them feel more like the twisted version of themselves that their delusional, fetish-addled, mentally-ill mind tells them they are
but that isn't who they actually are
a schizophrenic is not a 12 kilometer tall dragon god just because he thinks he is

>literally "yay LGBT"
>thinking "hardly anyone" means "no one ever"
Oh my god my mind is being blown to pieces.

I really just see my family not taking it seriously more than anything. Seeing black people as overly sensitive people that will fly off the handle is racist as shit to me, but they say it so casually like they were telling me water is wet. It's so weird too because growing up my dad told me to turn off Static Shock because it was following black people. Flash forward and he's stopping his car in the middle of the drive through because he can't believe his son told him he doesn't believe in white privilege. It's just bizarre to me
Exactly, you get it. I even shared this story at my current job and everyone thought it was funny, it's a normal occurrence in a job for people to freak out on you.
Nah, people flip out all the time. One day a woman's coupon card thing had expired and she went off on me because "no one told her" despite it being on every receipt she uses it on. She kept cussing at me while screaming over and over "I'm a nice person but this is bullshit! I am a nice person!".

>>literally "yay LGBT"
No, more like literally "do what we want or we'll cost your state $300 bn in jobs!"
But let's be honest, trannies are the biggest corporatists, since they don't exist without the genuinely evil pharmaceutical industry.

X and Y chromosomes in humans are a little more subtle than dragons, but okay.

Not really.
XX = female
XY = male
Anything else is a mutation/defect, much like being born with 6 fingers on each hand or 3 arms.

>mistaking cynicism for wisdom
I'm sure whatever politician you voted for loves you very much.

There's a fine line between delusion and cynicism.
When you cross it and live on the other side for awhile, you gain some perspective and learn to move on.
That's wisdom.

Try it sometime.

nobody
FUCKING
cares blogfag

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yeah man, the big problem is that you let that slip out of the retail bubble, you have to be VERY careful when talking about this stuff with people that havent/dont work retail. but the people that do dont look at it from a racial point, they are looking at it as another "a customer freaked out over something and caused a scene" situation, which happens often.

im both blessed and cursed by the fact that i work specifically in a pet store, because policy dictates that the pets saftey is number 1, and if you dont feel safe sending a pet home with someone, you can straight up tell them no, which 1) most other retail jobs wont let you do and 2) pisses people off to no fucking end.

You're deep in it if you're just seeing distraction in shit that affects people's lives and LGBT shit. I'm not sure what the rest of your opinions are, but you're setting yourself up to a guy who says "Why should I trust you?! You live in a capitalist society and every dollar in my pocket is a reason for you to be dishonest to me!" But that's probably not you because you're selective and biased.

>in shit that affects people's lives a
Dude, everything affects people's lives, fucking video games affect people's lives, doesn't mean they're not a distraction.
Are you literally 12?
Not even the guy youre replying to, but this sounds like some shit I would have said in middle school.

So it's all distraction?

Then that means nothing is distraction. It's all significant.

A lot of it is, yes.
If you care about some guy in a dress not being able to use the women's bathroom when wages in the US have been stagnant since the fucking 80s (despite a massive increase in productivity), you're a genuine fucking moron and the world would be better if you were dead.

See

You can do both though. Single issue voters fucking suck and would be better off not voting.

>"I'm a nice person but this is bullshit! I am a nice person!"
Fucking hell man, I had one of those too, but she went hysterical and had to be escorted out. She might have had brain damage the way she'd keep repeating it. Broken people are out there.

Like I've seen this goth guy who wears an animal ear headband and a tail on his belt come into the store a few times, and he always made a bee-line for the armchairs and mumbled to himself in a high-pitched whisper. He once tried to ask me about a "La-Z-Boy" (we didn't sell that brand) and couldn't get a word out that wasn't stuttered, but he said "myeh" after every sentence like it was some Tourette's tick.

He kept buying cheap props and lamps so we never banned him for being an eyesore, but damn that was surreal.

>You can do both though
We both know you don't, since one is a corporatist issue (trans rights) and the other (worker's rights/QoL) is distinctly anti-corporate.
Corporations love trannies because they allow said companies to gain social capital, will attack anyone who dislikes said company (because they have to), and are among the most rabid consumers, similarly to blacks.
But yes, if you actually waste time on some guy not being able to use the women's bathroom over actual issues, you genuinely deserve to die.
Not as a meme, or a joke, or some edgy form of nihilism, but genuinely and honestly, because you are an enemy of the common man.

>typing all this
Useful idiots are beyond reason, user.
Just point and laugh, that's all they're good for and it's all any reasonable chap can do.

>We both know you don't
It's funny how obvious you are with your bad faith argument.

>having to tell someone you don't think that they can take care of a pet
I couldn't do it
What the actual fuck

Yeah. We were having crazy shit happening at least once a week, from drug crazed homeless guys and pushy feminist solicitors to drunk dudebros wearing nothing but towels who mistook the shop for a gym and some glassy-eyed arab who looked like he was packing guns or dynamite under his garb.

And the weirdest shit is this, it still haunts my waking dreams: a week of so after my "chat" with the goth guy, I recognized him at a local Whole Foods checking out with his groceries in that same getup but without all the animal accessories, and he talked to the cashier and didn't have a problem acting like a normal human being. I still don't know if he was fucking with us or what.

I genuinely started to believe our store was cursed, like it made almost anyone who shopped there into a psychotic stereotype of themselves. I swear I have PTSD from working there.

That’s a Corporatocracy, not Corporatism

You’re deluded you faggot. Nobody “carries water” for fascists or has ties to it in big business. Subhumans like yourself are quite literally their social vanguard, and they pump as much money as they can into individualist socially liberal groups and ideas as they can because mindless consumers with no sense of of purpose are their bread and butter.

Your point is retarded because your use of corporatism is completely fucking wrong. You’re describing corporatocracy, not corporatism.

That's a perfect header image for this shitty ass website

Because only some kids go pro but the college's reap massive profits that to far beyond what the scholarships cover and some kids end up crippled for life.Also their likeness gets used for video games and merch.