What would Batman do if he had Superman's superpowers?
What would Batman do if he had Superman's superpowers?
He would finally rape the Joker, something that he should have done years ago
>just grind this rock to powder and sniff it
>you'll feel great, bruce
>come on, bruce, don't be a pussy
>we all have superpowers
>you want to be cool like us, right?
>just one line
What the fuck, Superman. Don't hook Batman on weird stuffs.
that rock sound improbable.
>Giving a paranoid control freak godlike power
He'd basically turn into a worse Red Son Superman. He'd "put the whole world in a bottle".
Bruce should stop being a pussy then.
>Platinum kryptonite
Is this an example of an asspull?
The Superman mythos is full of wacky shit. The Phantom Zone having a planet in it full of ultra-kryptonite isn't the wildest thing I've heard.
Honestly, the rainbow kryptonite stuff was better off retconned because with it writers can just come with whatever variety they want to do whatever they want.
How many varieties of kryptonite are there at this point and how many effects have they had over the years?
Clean up gotham.