King acts like a crazy tumblr shipper...

King acts like a crazy tumblr shipper.That is why I can't take anything what King writes about Batman and Bruce Wayne seriously.

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King acts like a teenage shipper.

he's a cia spook, and incapable of real authentic love and emotion

I think it's funny how many people on here seem to think that tumblr likes King. Btw I know that wasn't exactly what you were trying to say, but your post reminded me of that fact.

Tumblr hates HiC and his Batman run with a passion. Tumblr is mostly interested in the batfamily and King treats them like shit.
He only uses them as cannon fodder for Bruce's pain or to show how "broken" he is. There was quite a shitstorm after issue 71 with a lot of people wishing for King to finally get taken off the book and claiming that this wasn't their Batman (a lot of them hated King's run before, but 71 was kinda the last straw. People have been very outspoken about their hatred for this run since then).
They hate how Bruce lets his family fall apart, neglects them, calls them his soldiers/army and claims that the love for his children doesn't make him happy just to elevate King's shitty batcat fanfiction. They are not happy at all with the way King tries to make batcat seem special, because he shits on every other relationship Bruce has that they love more.

In short: Tumblr loathes King's run on batman and most of them hate the way he writes batcat and especially how he writes the batfamily.

Well, he did marry his own mom...

All OP meant is that he is akin to a tumblrite that only cares about shipping. Good job exposing yourself as a tumblr resident and expert though. You need to go back.

King sel-inserts as Catwoman.

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Yeah, I adressed this in the beginning of my post. It's not my fault you're an idiot.

Anyway, I'm not ashamed to say that I look on basically every website that's available to get a picture on how a comic/show is received. If you don't, you only end up creating a bubble.
Btw, what about my post was insulting to you? I just explained that tumblr hates King as much as nearly every other place on the internet.
Are you triggered by the word "tumblr"?

Who gives a fuck about "how a comic is received"? Are you unable to form your own opinion or something? You're wasting more time reading the gibberish of retards instead of reading comics. Fucking hell, you're actually trying to sell the fact that you go on tumblr of all places as a positive. Fuck off, retard.

>I'm not ashamed to say that I look on basically every website that's available to get a picture on how a comic/show is received
You should be.

literally WHO likes catwoman even ????

she's annoying, ugly and she's a CRIMINAL

king acts likes she's none of these

Well I'm not, so I guess you'll have to live with your hatred buddy.

I find it interesting. Never said you had to do it. How long do you need to read a comic book that you don't have enough time to read some reviews and forums online? Both comic books and reviews are pretty short, it's not like reading a novel.

Catwoman is Cancer.

What an absolute faggot. I hope catwoman is killed off permenently after King fucks off.

First of all, instead of reading retarded ramblings of unintelligent people you can read more comics.
Second of all, speed reading is bad.

>instead of reading retarded ramblings of unintelligent people you can read more comics.
Nigga, we're on Yea Forums

By being here you're reading retarded ramblings of unintelligent people.

Catwoman sucks.

she is also a literal whore

Not as bad as tumblr though.

Again, how slow are you? I don't need to speed read to get through 20 pages in an acceptable time.

Your presence is making a case that it is.

I think you should take an honest look at Yea Forums.

I would say that most of the internet is an equally shit place

The constant use of slurs is pretty exhausting to see here desu.

Then why don't you just leave?

I said most of it was shit, not that I had anywhere better to be

You do realize, that you're talking to two different people right?
As I said, I'm interested in other opinions. Why should I leave just because you're pissed off?

Meanwhile Dick still has a hole in head and is calling himself Ric... but yeah, at least Batman can have his heart back.

theres some entertainment to be had occasionally.

But this is extra shit because I'm here. Go, be free somewhere else, bitch.
And? You think I need to word my post differently? Why don't you just leave?

Hey, if you're tired of talking to me you could just leave ;)

I never said it wasn't fun. You're easy bait man. Very enjoyable.

I have nowhere else to go.
>le bait gigi xD
Cringe

I don't get why King thinks that batcat getting back together again will get rid of all the shit Bruce has done to every other character in King's run.

That's kinda sad.

You are

I've never seen a professional writer fellate himself like this before.
I always thought artists were the bad ones, but maybe both are assholes

Damn son. You got me with your epic cringe meme

I'm actually pretty amused right now. Besides: A "No you!" response? Really?

I bit my tongue when they screwed over Morrison's Batman inc run due to the new 52.

However this is the final straw. Unlike most of you I admired Tom Kings run for trying something new. It really clicked with me.

Seeing what has happened now I can no longer abide by DC ruining his run so close to the end.

Even if you hate Tom King, I'm sure you could all agree that he deserves to finish what he started.

I've been a DIEHARD DC fan since the 80s. I have bough everything from them and supported them 100%. I have stood thick and thin at all times.

HOWEVER, today I can not stand for what they have done to Tom King.

THIS IS MY VERSION OF SPIDERMAN ONE MORE DAY.

I will never buy another DC comic again.

EVER.

AGAIN.

I hope all you hater cunts are proud of your self.

I hope Didio fucks you and Bendis ruins Batman forever.

Of course you are, retards at the retard asylum are always amused.

I know that you copy paste this in every post about King, don't you get tired?
Anyway: King trying something new?
His story is a lazy rehash of Knightfall with terrible batcat thrown into the mix to make it look different. Nothing about breaking Batman, mentally or physically, is new. It has been done over and over again. King isn't original and the sad thing is that all he's trying to do has been done better by other writers.

>replying to pasta
You need to go back

Am I arguing with a child? Anonymously calling people names on a website that calls basically everyone a faggot or retard on a regular basis isn't really insulting user.

Funnily enough the only place someone like this may be considered offensive is tumblr, which he claims to hate.

Ehh I'd say it's more of a mix of Knightfall and Rises.

Well, you are also posting on an anti-king and anti-batcat post, your not really doing anything different than me. Everytime the old thread is closed someone opens a new one.

>your not really doing anything different than me
He's not the one replying to pasta.

That might be. I read Knightfall, but I haven't read Risen yet. Is it good?

He's writing in a pasta-thread, he is replying to pasta.

No you're replying to pasta, we're posting a a recurring thread about shitting on King's Batman run.

And most responses are "King is cancer/batcat is cancer". What a huge difference.

Based

There is, I don't know what you're trying to prove here.

No The Dark Knight Rises user... the movie lol?

>Ugly
Ummm, try again sweetie...

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Only according to Frank Miller. And even then she was more of a dominatrix, which technically isn't prostitute. If I need to explain why that is you'll just have to wait till you're older to get it.

Bro stop posting the same fuckin thing in all these threads. Get over it.

And yet you seem offended.

She was a prostitute with a pimp and all, dude. Aslong as Year One is canon, Selina selling her pussy for money will be too.

>Only according to Frank Miller.
And Mindy Newell and Ed Brubaker.
>If I need to explain why that is you'll just have to wait till you're older to get it.
I think you're the one that doesn't get it.

>Aslong as Year One is canon
Well, it isn’t.

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Catwoman is cancer

>Mindy Newell
Yeah. 4 issues that were explicitly derivative of Miller's work. Even the art is the same. Might as well happen within the same continuity.
And Brubaker just made her poor. Not a full on prostitute.

She a anal slut

We get it. You secretly want to fuck Catwoman. You're always in these threads. Just let it out already.

>And Brubaker just made her poor. Not a full on prostitute.
Sure.

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Oh King is Mad:-)

Selina sucks His cock.:-D

This is one thing I can't blame him for. I'd push my OTP if I became a comic book writer too

Psh. Just an act. She stole that doofus' money and ran off before he could even get his fly unzipped. She's just that good.

>t. samefag

No she sucks His cock.

Nah. You weren't there anyway.

She still sucks his cock.

Brush, does it really matter?

Selina Kyle was a prostitute::: so Kings Mom is EX prostitute ?

More like it was all an elaborate ruse.

>Selina sucks His cock.:-D
>Psh. Just an act. She stole that doofus' money and ran off before he could even get his fly unzipped. She's just that good.
She doesn't even get in the car. You guys are fucking idiots.

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she still sucks Cocks.

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Please don't become a comic book writer, we really don't need more of that shit.

but thats why batman likes catwoman

she's a dirty prostitute.

Literally only in Frank Millerverse bc he loves to be edgy. Newell is just Miller's watercarrier.

ts the oldest profession in the world....

Batman as a rich playboy has prolly had scores of prostitutes

Bet he glows in the dark too

Ugh, Catwoman being a filthy prostitute would totally turn me off from the character...and Batman. Who the hell wants a woman that has been had by scores of other men doing God knows what in God knows where?

Everyone knows Yea Forums doesn't actually read comics. That's why you have spergs autistically repeating on every thread vaguely related to Catwoman "Selina's a prostitute" like if they chant it enough, it'll come true.

it's different though. batman had super models

being a prostitute probably meant she had to bang really creepy old filthy nasty people

>t. Doesn't know the difference between reoccurring topic and pasta

Go
Back

King pls.

She's only a prossie according to Miller, who made it a brief fad in the 80s because he has a fetish for prostitutes. Pic related.

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Not to mention herpes, HPV and chlamydia are rampant among the prostitutes.

Idk. Could be good. That post is pure cringe and his writing hitherto has been awful, but maybe. Won't get my hopes up tho.

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Or, wait, no: She was a poor prostitute, beaten and raped by her pimp that is still canon.

Ok Frank. We'll let you have your prossie fetish if you just promise to stop trying to spread it around.

Selina works as a prostitute and wants to break away from her abusive pimp after she witnesses him commit many crimes. When her sister is abused, Selina is inspired to study self-defense and martial arts that stil Canon..

>Everyone knows Yea Forums doesn't actually read comics.
Selina Kyle is reintroduced as a cat-loving prostitute/dominatrix who is inspired to become a costumed cat burglar when she sees Batman in action. you Batcatfags dont read comics.

>batcatfags dont read comics
>referencing one of the most widely read batman comics in history
>implying dominatrices are necessarily prostitutes
Pleb. She's the daughter of Carmine Falcone.

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>Pleb. She's the daughter of Carmine Falcone.
She is still a prostitute.

Frank pls.

I'm pretty sure at this point King is just using Batman to exorcise personal demons.

Gee, what was your first clue?

He's not like a shipper. Shippers don't shit on their ship.

Faggot

they need to retire Bruce Wayne. I love the character, but he needs a break, and we need a Batman who can be more than an emotional wreck. Give Bruce his happiness (Selinas Cunt) make Dick Grayson Batman.

tom king is the knightmare that never ends

This will Be Tom King ruining Batman even more. Batman is happy being Batman he has people to carry on his Legacy he doesn't need a woman.

You're right on that point he has severe mental issues

So King is shipping BatCat in order to retire Bruce? How original.

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That's kinda cool desu.

Is this how Norman Osborn net and fucked Gwen?

Shipper will litwrally unintentional shit on their ship in their aytemot to justify the ooc of it. Look at SMWW. It shits on Diana constantly to make it "work"

apparently Hulk is currently outselling Batman

So Batman has been heartless for the last 80 years.
every Feelings and emotion he ever showed was an act.

urg.

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Vicki Vale> Silver St.Cloud> Catwoman

Is selina over bruce or something? Bruce is depressed and selina is already got some dude?

Seems like Selina is more in heat than in heartbreak.

Yup.

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DC should drop this kiddy shit and draw them fucking already

why does king hate men so much?
he turned one of the smartest and piratical hereos of dc into a cry baby who constantly needs to be saved and who´s entire existence focuses on a single woman.
was he bullied a lot as a kid or raped or do you really have to be a men hating sjw to get a job in comics?

If you look back at Selina's history and ignore the current Tom king run you would find that Catwoman was never all good and she would betray batman on many occasions but at the same time come to his help when he needed her.
The way King portrayed her in the previous issues as being an all good hero changed our expectations of her and we thought the bat and cat would finally tie the knot.
I think her betraying Bruce at the final moment was the only thing that wasn't out of character because thats the Catwoman I loved and grew up watching.

>why does king hate men so much?
He doesn't hate men, he just hates himself.

I honestly don´t even care about that. future writers are just going to ignore it anyway.
what I fear is that Catwoman will never return to her teasing fun self and that Batman will always be a cuck when interacting with her in the future

she was great in arkham city and the early 52 run.
fun and sexy tease. nothing to serious. just a girl who knew what she wanted and how to get her.
modern catwoman really is just another strong wyman marie sue like every other female character in comics

then why does he write all the male characters as the same emasculated idiot?

Because he doesn't know how to write anything else.

Because he was raised by a single mother

that actually explains a lot

It literally is. King's run references Year One exclusively, specifically the part where Bruce meets Selina in a fucking dominatrix outfit.

Pussy makes the Batman weak. Pussy is Batman's Kryptonite .

That very same story establishes she is the daughter of Rex Calabrese.

Fuck off

Tom King is a terrible superhero comic book writer. His run is really draggy, confusing and totally void of any intense and actions scenes. Thank god he is leaving soon.

this. OP image proved that Catwoman is his anima-projection avatar in the story. It's the same psychological process that produced lady justice and the concept of a muse but it's been warped by a post-ethics Generation X worldview. Self-loathing lefties LOOOVE to project themselves on to flawed/morally compromised characters, because the inevitability of failure means you shouldn't hold perfection as an ideal...or something.

Eh. Little column A little column B

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Absolute trash

Zero Year is fucking AIDs.

So King's Bruce is suppose to represent himself and Catwoman his mom?