*click*
*click**click**click*
*click*
Mason Adams
Kayden Garcia
oh hey Beridot
Ryan Miller
>all the gems are """"non-binary""""" but look and act like cis women
>they can canonically fuck humans
>they've been emotionally deprived for thousands of years
Steven single-handedly solved the incel problem.
Michael Ross
Implying gems have tits.
Grayson Martin
Lapis is not for vaginal sex. Lapis is for footjobs.
Jeremiah Lee
>they can canonically fuck humans
You can't fuck a rock. Greg was busting a nut on a rock.
Jaxon Kelly
Look, act, sound, and refer to each other using feminine pronouns and phrases. But they're totally non-binary.
Joseph Rogers
Yes, the essence of their being is a rock, but everything else is a hard light projection that they can alter if desired.
Easton Fisher
>you will never have a gauntlet full of gem waifus that you can summon at your own command any time.
this really rustles my resources
Leo Turner
This isn't fucking Vietnam! There are standards here user.
Brayden Wilson
>Greg was busting a nut on a rock.
man when ya think about it isnt that what we're all doin here tonight? just bustin a fat nut on this big ol rock we call mother earth
Dominic Richardson
>Infinity War but it's a harem manga
Eli Hughes
Lapis is a headcase. Don't stick your dick in her.
Chase Russell
>You can't fuck a rock
well not with that attitude.
Ian Morales
lapis is for the garbage disposal
Christian Howard
>hurr durr don't stick your dick in crazy
bitch please. i stick my dick in crazy all the time. you'd be hard pressed to find a chick who isn't crazy.
Mason Lopez
I have a headcanon about Greg's murdercock: it actually isn't especially large or monstrous, despite the name. It's average-sized. He's just extremely good at maneuvering it. Because his dick-dexterity is so wild, he intrinsically knows which motions to make in order to please alien rock women.
Joseph Evans
Wise words user, the wisest I've heard this night.
Matthew Wright
>you'd be hard pressed to find a chick who isn't crazy
Unlucky you.
Parker Brown
>i stick my dick in crazy all the time
Doubt. Have sex.
Thomas Morgan
No sane woman would fuck him
Jayden Cruz
How hard is it to find chicks with Lapis's hair cut?
Landon Young
>hot
>all female looking butch looking
yeah no yeah
Caleb Morgan
I wanna tickle Lapis so bad
Samuel Cooper
I absolutely despise Lapis as a character but she's hot and I like the teasing personality the fandom gives her. Would hatefuck/10.
Mason Robinson
leave please
Julian Nguyen
Why did I read that in boomhauer's voice?
Aiden Williams
You had a chance to say dicxterity and you didn't take it.
Nicholas Murphy
Nathaniel Peterson
Cooper Long
Left Click or Right Click, user.....
Camden Bell
thanks for proving my point, ladies. ;)