Let's be honest, Yea Forums. There can only be one

Either Batman dies alone, or he married Selina or Talia. Both are criminals, but Talia is a murderer while Selina is an burglar. So there's either going to be some reforming on their part or moral compromising on Batman's part. But realistically, they're the only women in Gotham on his level.

Ivy, Vicki, Zee, Canary, Harley, and even Babs are just casual flirtations at most, and fanfiction tier romance at best. None come close to Bruce when compared to Talia or Selina. No woman understands him the way they do.

And Wondy? Yeah she's a friend. But not much more. Sex with her would kill him, which is the least weird part of their parting, with her being hundreds of years older than him.

>Inb4 muh Tom King. REEEEEEEE
We all know Yea Forums doesn't actually read comics, so it's a bit much expecting people here to remember runs older than 2 or 3 years. But the preoccupation with King's shitty writing doesn't prove much either way. It just shows that it can be done badly.

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Maybe he doesn't need someone to understand him as Batman, but as a MAN, period.

Pic related. When Vicki came back in the early 90s before Knightfall, Bruce had a head-over-heels schoolboy crush for her, thought about revealing his identity, but withdrew from her instead which caused her to cuck him for a black which was one of the things that led to Bruce's mental exhaustion in Knightfall.

They could have done something interesting with the dynamic of her knowing Bruce's identity if they didn't abandon it so quickly. I just think Vicki and Bruce could be cozy together.

But, I like Talia too and think she is probably his one true love over Catwoman. I'd take Julie Madison, Rachel Caspian, Marcia Monroe, basically anyone over Selina at this point.

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>thinking Talia is going to survive the Leviathan event

There can be only one

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>And Wondy? Yeah she's a friend. But not much more. Sex with her would kill him, which is the least weird part of their parting, with her being hundreds of years older than him.
The dynamic is interesting, there are countless parelels between them, and Batman being mortal makes it perfect. Steve Trevor's a mortal too, after all.

That take on Vicki isn't bad. But there comes a point where many of these characters are just Susan Maguire types.

Sure, you can write a good love story between Bruce and basically anyone if you're good enough writer, but the problem is that that lady could literally be *anyone.* You're not really relying on pre existing narrative to so that tho. You're jousting making it up on the spot.

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So is Cap

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he needs to date men

Between Selina and Talia it's no contest, Talia only wants her "beloved" for his man seed and Helena was canon long before Damian.

Talia is dead

Inter-Trinity shipping will always be weird since none of them were designed that way

>fanfiction tier romance at best.

That's Silver St. Cloud, OC donut steel one true love interest

>Either Batman dies alone
Stop right there, do not pass go, do not collect $200 dollars

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Bruce doesn’t need marriage. Since he already has bid family, there’s no way he dies alone even if he doesn’t marry.

Selina is the best if she could stop stealing and reform herself. But BatCat romance never focus on her reforming, so ending up alone might be best for Bruce. Marriage is not necessary for him after all.

It's a romance that only exists to make Catwoman a relevant character. It does Batman no favors.

Tell me one single thing good the Batcat romance does for Batman character and mythos.

Tell that to Green Arrow and Black Canary, or several other couples made up of characters from different franshises.

>It does Batman no favors.
Makes him not gay. Without selina Fujoshits would reign supreme.

Batman fucking any other women makes him not gay. Either way, that was Kathy Kane, aka Batwoman, role.

Even now, fujos are majority of fandom. They just make male characters bi if they have girlfriends or even partners. Look at Superman, he has Lois and Jon, but fujos just ignore Lois and making him bi to ship him with Bruce or any other men.

What about a third option? What if Bendis creates a valiant (black) female investigator who steals Bruce Wayne's heart through her incredible pluck and intelligence and unparalleled ingenuity? She puts a beat-down on both of her rivals and proves that even Batman cannot match her investigative genius, and he falls madly in love with her???

I think that would be swell!

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Catwoman's entire appeal is being a villain who is likable and not really evil but is too untamed to ever switch sides. She and Batman are doomed to be forever incompatible and that's what makes their interactions good.

Talia is at her best when she starts off as a good-ish person who suffers some fucked up fate that showcases how far gone her father is morally and mentally and how this affects the people he used to care about. This can take the form of her shedding her good nature like a cocoon to emerge as a fully realized evil criminal mastermind like her dad, or simply getting killed by him. Her episode in Batman Beyond was one of her best appearances and a perfect example of how to use her in a story. Her story hooks do have the potential to get a bit morbid and grimdark when used to their fullest potential, so she should be used sparingly.

Domesticating either of these characters by putting them in a lasting relationship with Batman would neutralize the elements that make them work.

Both character's appeal are cheesecake to create the illusion that Batman comics aren't subversively gay comics.

The only real problem is that they make Batman's attempts to "rehabilitate" his hardcore villains look rather stupid, since he can't even succeed with an anti-hero and an anti-villain who are both actually favorably inclined towards him.

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Here's a wild idea; why not introduce a new love interest? Let's face it, all of Bruce's past flings have too much baggage

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Next thing you're going to say something fucking crazy like "How about no more wards/sidekicks".

Selina is Cancer.

>Either Batman dies alone

Honestly I think Bruce settling down as an adventurer with a robin taking his place sounds cool, either with a cop or a journalist. I think, even more than Supes, a action journalist would be perfect for him.

King is making Andrea canon. Prepare for the love triangle!

>makes their interactions good.
Batman can be happy without wife. He already has family or team that bring him happiness.
Pushing the theory that Batman can’t be happy without marriage is just ignorant and bad tactic to push BatCat.

We just have to wait. Eventually Selina will fade away like Harper Row after they keep pushing Selina and making people hate her like Harper.

Batman caring only for selina makes him even more unlikable than he already is. Congratulations Tom King.

People already hate her. People already hate a lot of characters that DC, well King, is pushing as hard as possible.

user the only reason he's doing that is to prop up Selina more

batman is for zatanna only

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Go away Jason

What a depressing world

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Ok this is actually kinda cute.

I have a very slim hope that King's containment run will suck less. Shipping Bruce and Selina is obvs a priority for him, but one that never really fit with the larger scope of what a 100 ish Batman run should be. But if he's given a chance to do something he actually wants to focus on, potentially it sucks less bc he feels less like he has to justify the romance in the first place.

What if he marries Robin?

Which one?

They always are.

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Probably not Damien. One of the other ones.

Oh fuck, Bruce was an explosive all along!

That's what happens when you push your body so much after a certain age.

If we lived in a perfect world, Bruce marrying a rehabilitated/retired Catwoman would the ideal end.
Talia is too far up the crazy scale to safely settle down with her, and there's always the possibility of her still holding loyalties to her father/ Ra's using her to take advantage of Bruce like what he did in Batman Beyond.
Catwoman is both conceptually the easiest and most sensible choice for a Batman rogue to permanently reform and settle down with Bruce considering she's only a burglar and is way more grounded that Talia, actually being in love with Bruce with no manipulative strings attached.

Of course, King had to go and ruin what was probably going to be the most invigorating and natural advancement to the Batman mythos since Morrison's run, but whatever.

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You're conventienly ignoring the fact that Selina has always been self-serving and unpredictable, constantly playing mind-games and back-stabbing Batman. Even if sometimes for a noble reason. Sure, most of it was to keep the ever present status quo from ever changing, but it's a thing.

>actually being in love with Bruce with no manipulative strings attached.
Forcing him to forget Gotham and retire so he can be her suga daddy and she can spend all his money counts as being manipulative strings attached.

I mean, Selina's a solid 8 and Bruce's got like a hundred kids running around the streets kicking the shit out of criminals.
Retiring and being her sugar daddy seems like a pretty sweet deal to me.

>And Wondy? Yeah she's a friend. But not much more. Sex with her would kill him
Bon Voyage, pelvis.

But that's pretty much forcing Batman to change his ways and conform to a life that only suits her the best. And all just because Selina is fast approaching the wall and wants to secure a retirement by snatching a handsome and rich guy who can support the lavish style of life she came to enjoy living.

It feels selfish, self-serving, and manipulative. Perfect Selina. But still... kinda shitty deal for Batman, all things considered.

Based batcat poster.

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All that hinges on tho is whether or not she's really reformed. If she's not in the end, then it doesn't work. But if she really is, then she won't backstab anyone.

Is there any timeline where Bruce is happy with Zatanna?

His true love is Catwoman, but for one reason or another they don't work out. Batman grows old alone, unhappy, and obsessed with his crusade to the bitter end, Selina might not find a true love and settle down to have a bundle of kids or anything, but finds something happiness, regardless.

Objectively the best outcome.

>Selina might not find a true love and settle down to have a bundle of kids or anything, but finds something happiness, regardless.
Selina marries Ted Grant.

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What's Ted doing nowadays anyway? In limbo until JSA returns?

They’re B-listers that didn’t have their friendship established beforehand.

Batman’s best chemistry is with Superman, not Wonder Woman. Romance ruins the Trinity because it always ends up with cringy bullshit.

That's so weird and yet I feel like I could be down with it anyway.

Depends on how much of a retard Bruce is.

Fucking Based!!! FPBP! Vicki is the best girl for Batman

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Just a dream world created by Doctor Destiny.

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Cassandra Cain is the endgame.

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>ywn have a crazy assassin girl lust for you

Why live?

Source?

Batman: Gotham Knights #42

Cass is urgly.

yes

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The only bad trinity shipping is Superman/Wonder Woman, because both characters have no chemistry, no working dynamic, and the whole thing is based on very shallow and creepy concepts.

Batman/Wonder Woman is totally different and comparing both as if they were the same thing is some really stupid and forced attempt to discredit BMWW for whatever reason that has nothing to do with the pairing merits or quality.

And Batman and Superman chemistry is as good as Batman and Wonder Woman chemisty, is just that the formed is allowed to be pursuied and sometimes even pushed to exaustion, while the latter is purposely ignored. Probably because DC is afraid of Superman feeling like a third-wheel inside the trinity, when Superman is supposed to be the most important character in everything.

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Post the one where Babs confronts Cass about being in love with the boss.

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Pussy makes the Batman weak.
He's married to his job and only fucks when he remembers he's human. And even then, it's STRICTLY fucking.

Batman sucks now.

>A reporter is the best girl for this superhero
How original.

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Julie Madison. She was the first, she should be the last.

> The only bad trinity shipping is Superman/Wonder Woman, because both characters have no chemistry, no working dynamic, and the whole thing is based on very shallow and creepy concepts.
Dude what do you mean by no chemistry? And no work dynamics? Holy shit! Do you even read comics rather than the Bruce Timm cartoon which you clearly use as a basis on. SMWW had chemistry for years long before you and I read comics. I dislike trinity pairing and know this. I know you like BMWW and are pushing this but it's obvious you're adding all the things Superman is to Wonder Woman towards Batman. Overall Trinity pairings sucks but BMWW is worse than SMWW and that is bad too.

Snyder turned Julie into a tattooed manga-reading thot unfortunately.

>That one retard that tries to push his non-existent bat/cass ship

Back to your pathetic life, shoo shoo

We can always undo that, user. And the manga part is cute.