Congrats faggot, you’re now in the X-Verse. What’s your self-insert like? Who do you fuck...

If I ever get killed

Nah, just Mutie shit. The X-Verse is vast enough as is.

I will be some shit thank you very much

Sentinels rise up!

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Then to hell with thi shit, X-Men are so fucking boring

>Be a mutie
>Have the ability to summon hellspawn implike creatures.
>Hopefully be a kid again
>Attend Xavier's school
>Develop crush on frost.
>Get turned down because no /ss/
>Go edge Lord and join brotherhood
>????
>Profit.

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i probably have one of those rapey powers you cant control

Pheromone manipulation?

First character that spoke directly to my brooding emo style was Chamber. Skin's Hispanic but not like me at all. Skin's from Cali Cliche. Sage is a female.character but you switched genders for Sinister. What Are Sage''s powers?
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sage_(comics)
Hmmm.
What do I do?
Well since I become a rule 63 Male Sage character with powers somewhere between Midnighter and The Drummer as well as Echo, and Fantomex, I guess I would go looking for female Fantomex and The World and create a backup living space in case of usual marvel problems.

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your tragic star-crossed x-girlfriend should be a trans chick whose dick would grow back if you touched her

im an omega level psionic. I have all the powers of nate grey but i choose to power myself up and shoot energy beams like saiyans.

I just to want to marry Magik

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Blade_Attacks
I am the Bone of My Sword

Frost was a member of the hellfire club. She might not turn down /ss/

>Kids of Hellfire members taken to Emma for /ss/
Surprised Claremont didn't jump on this

i want to help her process her history of abuse with kinky bdsm games

Based Roba, you'll master your rape powers one day.

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I wouldn't be surprised if this was head Canon while writing her.

I'd just give myself Chronokinesis or some shit so I can stop time

I could fuck anyone in an instant, and no one would notice

or I could just kill Jean and everyone who tries to resurrect her, fuck that bitch!

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My power would be Light Manipulation
But more grounded and realistic. Over my time at the academy, i'll be trained to use my powers and through field training i'll grow stronger!
My name would be Micah Van Gorden
Field name would be: Illuminance

I wouldn't fuck anyone. But more so be friends or date.
- Pixie
- Hellion
- Time Displaced Bobby
- Iceman
- Hope Summers
- Scott Summers/Cyclops
- Time Displaced Scott Summers
- Emma Frost
- Stepford Cuckoos
- Time Displaced Jean
- Jean Grey
- Psylocke
- Magik

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> Congrats faggot, you’re now in the X-Verse
Well, fuck
>What’s your self-insert like?
Confused and then arrogant after he gets control of his power
>Who do you fuck?
Magik
>Are you a Mutie or a Purifier or some shit?
Mutie who eventually understands that Mutants are actually a cancer in the universe, not an evolutional step forward, and must be snuffed out

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>getting S’ymm’s sloppy seconds
WEW!

I'm taking the superhero name Superman and daring Access or DC's crossover lawyers to come get me.

why there are 2 jean greys, three wolverines, and Colossus\Magick and Azrael/Nightcrawlers hybrids?

Should have posted with that stupid power randomizer link.

>faggot
well if I have to be one then I will self-insert as Emma so I can fuck Scott

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>Cuckoos
BASED!

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The ability to make straight people gay, and vice versa.

Being bisexual just became easymode.

>What Are Sage''s powers?
her perfect ass

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And?

ForgetMeNot

Who the fuck cares if nobody can remember me? Just think of all the shit I can get myself into

>emma frosts hot tummy
>not good

Absolutely tasteless

Better than Logan or Scott’s sloppy seconds, which is pretty much every other x-babe

I always thought "Invisibility to Assholes" would be a classic X-Men mutant power cum disability.

Which X-Men wouldn't be able to see me?

Speak for yourself. I wouldn’t mind being getting Rightclops’ Sloppy Seconds. All women are whores who fantasize about Chad. At least Scott is Based and Redpilled.

Mutie.
Telepathy/Mind Control.
I prey on the weak and helpless against my power.
I don't join the X-men or any other organisation.
I don't make my mutie status public.
I fuck attractive people who cannot resist my mind rape.
I am careful and calculating.
I don't make a lot of noise so all the superheroes just ignore me to focus on whatever the fuck they need to do that week.
I appear to be more or less a normal, friendly person.
I use my powers to make sure I tell people what they want to hear so most of them like me.

So Mutie Purple Man?

Kinda.
Except I'm not purple and can read minds too.

I actually want to get fucked by Emma now as well.

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Mutie. After a brief stint at the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants I leave for greener pastures and join the Avengers.

Elixir?

I’ll be a race traitor and fuck one of those mutie hating avengers. Maybe i’ll relentlessly flirt with Thor.
My mutie name is just my regular name, but if pushed I could call myself The Cure, because it has a lot of one liner/joke potential.

MarLEL needs to just send ALL mutants and Inhumans to their own fucking dimension and NEVER publish X-Titles again.

I would be an ancient atzec vampire lord who Powers up through blood sacrifice.
I would also notice that Mutie blood > Human blood so i would hunt them down.
My cutie wife would be vampire jubilee.

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I want to FUCK a sentinel

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Fantomex is severely underrated. Dude’s fun as fuck with a great design and powerse