Someone dumped this earlier in the week and I thought it was really cute and relatable. I never see stuff like this brought up. So how about another Busty Girl Problems thread.
Shoulder straps and seat belts are a curse
Someone dumped this earlier in the week and I thought it was really cute and relatable. I never see stuff like this brought up. So how about another Busty Girl Problems thread.
Shoulder straps and seat belts are a curse
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I was on a flight last week so this one hits me especially hard
I still hope someone steps in and makes a comic about the problems and benefits of big butts.
I remember things like this happening to me, I was like a C at 7.
agree
>hijab
Fuck mudslimes
Every time I see a Muslim girl with a pink hajab I automatically assume it's a certain yellow horse humanized.
>I thought it was really cute and relatable
>relatable
How fat are you?
Arabian girls in hajibs with huge knockers are patrician.
Hijabs are patrician tier because it shifts all concentration to the face and leaves whats underneath for the imagination, stimulating the brain and your creativity. Not liking hijabs makes you a literal brainlet.
Sure trannie
Sorry but im not a prudefag. Fuck modesty, any religion that days to cover up women should be violently abolished
SLAY
>Token muslim
>relatable
You know the drill.
Who the fuck said anything about religion?
But dat blue vein is great, it’s nice to trace it while cradling you in my arms after a good fuck sesh.
Oh Jeez
>token muslim
Always young, female and wearing a hijab.
By that measure any baggy hoodie + sweatpants combo is god tier since it reveals the form even less than standard metropolitan muslim garb. Giant goodies turn any girl into a human shaped mass and don't reveal ANY details of the form aside from chicks with super massive tits.
Our representatives will be with you shortly. Heretic.
>too much of a coward to fully transition, just take hormones and live as a guy
>been on hormones 5 years and actually developed big tits
>relate to these comics
just
You just dont get it
>Not taking a qt muslim wife to teach the love of Christ
Confirmed for shit tier Crusader
gay ass larper
>You just dont get it
I genuinely don't and kind of wish I did.
Christcuck larpers are high-tier cringe.
THIS
Well shoot I didn't hit auto... And people are arguing about the headdress of a cartoon character, mature.
I'm around 160
Nah
That's actually pretty caring of you
Me, except twice a day for 40 minutes on the bus.
I hate the bus.
Same but with the train
I CAN'T HELP IT
IT'S FUN TO WATCH
I'M SORRY
I shouldn't be so self-conscious about sagging at my size but it's still in the back of my mind
I don't know what kind of maturity you expect from Yea Forums
I expected more talk about boobs to be honest.
I find these kind of relatable as a 20-something year old overweight man, just replace boobs with stomach
when I was commuting to school it was always a decision between hiding behind my bag or putting it on the seat next to me so nobody could sit there, it was awful
Not much to talk about. They're just boobs. Never had em so I can't relate much aside from the ones that also apply to large stomachs.
>Im only eleven
This is why you squat like a pro instead of bending over
>Yea Forums
This is 4Channel sir!
>relatable
When did so many icky girls start using my board? I'm sick of it! They're getting cooties everywhere.
Yeah what about getting back up
That's fair, I've been big forever so they've always been apart of my life
You sound like one of my students
I also find
Happens all the time
What? I get they're shitfaced but what if a guy came up to you and went
>Yo bro can I grab your huge junk?
Weird, I can't imagine anyone I know doing this even when drunk.
Girls are fucking weird bro.
Women are more comfortable with their bodies and other women than men are.
No man will go try on outfits with another guy or go to the bathroom in pairs.
How come this isn't every single post in this thread?
Boobs are up here, dick is down there. Less bending.
Wait, is the person who drew these in the thread posting these?
Fuck you dude it makes women look like uncircumcised dicks, it's such a bizarre look to completely cover your hair.
Now post the big dick problems.
>he doesn't like uncircumcised dicks
faggot
You're right, it is weird but it's happened more times than I can count. Heck my friends have all tried on my bras and laughed about how much room there is in them.
No I wish I had even a bit of drawing talent. All my creativity goes into music.
I can grab moat dude's junk without any bending. Your crotch is at the same level as your arm when you put them at your side.
what a bitch
I don't want a woman's neck and head to look like an uncircumcised dick. I want an uncircumcised dick to look like an uncircumcised dick.
I also get this all the time when I say my bra size
RIGHT?! There's so many jealous cunts out there
I’m having trouble visualizing this
I didn’t fully start respecting women until I got to hold a pair of breasts in my hand. The heat was nice but the weight was unexpected, more power on you girl. Though I do enjoy lifting up s titty putting my face under it, and taking a big wiff. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm damn do I miss it, that and taking each breast in my hand and juggling them to the beat of tequila
Well I'm glad you respect us now~
>Forgetting Eastern Orthodox Ethiopian honeys
Swear to god, how do you get through the day being this basic?
>tfw no busty easily flustered muslim gf
Suffocate her to death with your massive boobies.
Male hands are at crotch height. I can just walk up to a dude and raise arms 20 degrees at full extension and hit penis
I don't know how to help beyond this
I don’t understand it why does the larger one not simply eat the smaller one
Push ups can eat my entire ass. My boobs won't even leave the ground
Oh I'll eat her alright
>letting that get in the way of becoming a beautiful musclegirl
Highly unbased, consider weights.
This one is ridiculously hot.
Its hard to feel sympathy for a character whose flaw is something most people wish they had. Like a mary sue, cursed with being too beautiful, come on now. We're dropping stacks on silicone implants, padding bras, obese women concerned loosing weight will reduce cup size. Boo hoo you're cursed with excellent fertility genetics, making you more charismatic and opening opportunities flat women are denied. Plus they will likely have an even larger breasts after pregnancy.
This one could also be Big Dick Problems.
Nah, being fit is my wife's job. She'd rather me be motherly looking
We're still allowed to complain. Hell I have to make all my own bras because of my size or else I'd be spending thousands.
>he thinks big tits are all fun
Nigga, did you read the comics? Even if you didn't, imagine having two massive weights right where you need stuff to be 100% of the time. Think of all the positions well-endowed girls are locked out of. It's the same reason having an enormous cock even when flaccid is quite a nasty curse.
That seems more like a IBTC problem. It would just highlight the "problem".
What a fucking joke. I have big tits and I love them and everyone I've ever met loved them too.
Ok I think I get it
>women want nothing to do with me
>can't avoid women
it's not fucking fair
why do I have to be tortured just to go through life?
All of these issues can be solved with sports bras as long as you find your size in stores. It's just weird humblebrag anyway.
I have to do weakass countertop “incline” ones that I just know don’t give me the full benefit...
Just stop caring, user. It's simple, you don't need women to be fulfilled.
Incline the other way.
how do you mean?
Thank you for understand sweetheart. I'm glad someone's in my corner! Of course I'm saying I don't hate them, but they're not all sunshine and rainbows
Have you ever worn a sports bra? Even the ones that do fit me are awkward.
>It's the same reason having an enormous cock even when flaccid is quite a nasty curse.
oh jeez
>as you find your size in stores
We’re way past that point
this what I try, but they are everywhere, no matter how hard I try I can't get it out of my mind when they are practically breathing down my neck
Love that post-movie melted chocolate.
Jesus fucking christ dont do this shit come on.
It's almost as if we're literally half the population...
I can only sleep on my stomach so I am grateful I don't have big boobs.
Have you considered increasing the frequency of your masturbation if you can’t go outside without feeling like a sex crazed monkey
>cross the street
>forget to wrap my giant dick around my shoulder like a mountaineering rope
>it trails all the way behind me and gets crushed by the oncoming traffic
oh god oh jeez
These are both wholesome and hot well done
I say that as a joke most times
Everyone should hold a good pair of tits at least once in their life. For the sake of harmony between sexes.
It's kinda hard to avoid women, aside from diving into super obscure anti-women spaces like spinoff 8gag onion sites and obscure braincell forums. You're gonna need some way to cope
>if you can’t go outside without feeling like a sex crazed monkey
You're putting words in his mouth. Don't do that.
well, girls do sudeenly get older after 18 or so, especially int the mid 20s. this one makes sense
sagging boobs do look ugly, correct, big boobs are only hot on girls who don't have sagging sandbags
you dont really see any girls with this size unless they are fat to begin with
thats just her fault here, should have wore a shirt that doesn't expose clevage. i mean i get shit talked every time by people i wear a shirt that exposes my chest or clevage as a girl would call it, but my super muscular friend only gets compliments.
>having to ask for a larger size
This is an outrage. How dare the store not display show models of its full range of hijabs for easy public viewing?
>Everyone should hold a good pair of tits at least once in their life. For the sake of harmony between sexes.
I don't like these words
Instead of hijabs, why don't muslim women just wear wigs? They get to hide their real hair plus they get to walk around without making themselves an obvious target of racists.
>tfw you're a girl and even you haven't done this
what did you do at girl-girl sleepovers then? ACTUALLY sleep? hahaha
This seems more like a race thing that probably wouldn't happen anyway.
You're just fun at parties aren't you
It's more akin to wanting to feel a dude's pecks or abs. It's gay, but it's significantly less gay than grabbing his dick.
Literally nobody does that and gets away with it. I imagine it very rarely happens and ends with a violent fist fight and not the girl glaring at the girl who gropped her.
My friends who have a F or G cups have their bras adjusted to their size in very specific stores at the other side of our country. It's costly but great quality so they keep them for dat leat decade. I'm so flat I can't wear bras and bralettes suck if you want to wear anything remotely trendy or fashionable. But I don't want my nipples to be visible under my clothes. I know it sucks both ways.
Not them but I never slept over at girls’ houses because I was terrified I’d turn gay.
It didn’t work
It happens sometimes, but most stores are #woke now. Same with Bandaid colors
That bitch about to get slapped.
Could be just different experiences but that shit happens to me more often then you'd think. I've broken a few noses because of it.
Ultimately it's just a case of being pretentious.
I like Hijabs because at some point I saw a very cute girl who looked very cute in a Hijab and decided I'd like to see more of it.
That's the origin of every fetish.
would Yea Forums eat sweaty, melted titty chocolate?
Ah yes, the world famous Hijab store. I wear a size 5
I want to say no, but also titties.
>I've broken a few noses because of it.
Good, keep defending yourself. You're in the right in this case.
Fake hair is still hair. Every strand you expose is a (plastic) dagger aimed at allah heart! Or whatever the line from that movie was.
Look man I'm no SJW but it makes sense to me that if you're going to sell something that's flesh colored you're only going to be able to sell it to people whose flesh is actually that color.
what exactly is the problem? that some stranger's life is made slightly better by your jiggling tits?
Okay 'girls' post your favorite superhero stat
I think there’s one of these comics about a flat girl looking for a cute bralette and only being able to find Disney Princess kiddie ones, it really is a struggle for both sides
Oh jeez
thank you! Looking is fine, irritating but fine. As soon as you touch me I'm not afraid to bust skulls
niggas just read tawawa on monday
this panel from busty girls comics is genuinely a level of expressive that i am constantly TRYING to achieve with my own art i've always been so genuinely stricken by this panel and how such a crude drawing managed to be so expressive and so strongly evocative of a very specific emotion
Did they change the timer with a picture? The cooldown has always been like 30 seconds, now it's a full minute
Well, yeah. The comic is about stores that only carry “nude” sizes for white girls, and I’m saying the problem is mostly fixed
it's not about needing sex, it's about being uncomfortable around what I can never have.
I don't hate women, I just wish an anonymous form would have less obviously female posters .
Literally the only good non embarassing stuff I can wear under most clothes I've found is from Savage Fenty but I don't like ordering online. But some of their designs are kind of ugly or old fashioned. I think they're going to sell more sizes soon though, so stay tuned.
Is this we bear bares?
There's nothing wrong with wearing Disney underwear when you're a 20-something working professional
yes
>I just wish an anonymous form would have less obviously female posters
You walked into the wrong thread for that my friend. Although we're in all the other ones too.
based
>I just wish an anonymous form would have less obviously female posters.
There will never be a better time to use this image.
>although we're in all the other ones too
Lies, everyone knows women don't exist unless the conversation topic is them. Anonymous told me so.
Lewd fanart of this one background character, I’m assuming.
>no tits so cant wear anything that show cleavage
>almost anything "profesional" looking has a cleavage of some sort and isn't opaque enough to go braless despie my breasts holding themselves just fine
>wear disney bralette
>everyone at work can see the obnoxious princess print under the shirt or blouse
>can only wear sweaters and tshirts with jeans at work because I'm too short or flat or skinny for anything else
Yeah no. I fucking hate the fashion industry. Maybe I should have become a fashion designer just to create my own wardrobe at this point.
My poor cat has learned not to sleep there...
>washboardtits
Gotcha covered, user.
>dumb male co worker always tries to make fun of me
>happen to use phone close to face bc of boobshelf
>uuuuuuuuuuuuu why do you look at your phone so close user
Mine loved to crawl into my cleavage when they were kittens
>Maybe I should have become a fashion designer just to create my own wardrobe at this point.
As much as I see women complain about available clothes I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.
Like how are there not thousands of lines of clothes that's main selling point is pockets?
A "professional" wearing a Minnie Mouse bra is about the trashiest thing I can think of, user.
Wear mens blue jeans and long sleeve button ups.
Protects against ticks and brush
ok i've tried this. not only do you n ot need boobs for this, it also doesn't fucking work because you have to break your own neck to see it.
I have not gotten to post this in years
You should do it, I could never find clothes that fit my body so I learned how to make them.
It's more for something you're not really watching
Its the boobs that provide the incline so your neck doesn't break. Of course, that assumes they're still fairly firm.
That is not how I expected that to go.
This is why I switched to flute in band even though it felt like a stereotype
No see my phone case has a kickstand, that's why I don't need the boobs.
Oh jeez
That's even worse user. But seems nice for cosplays.
To be fair I have a feeling that market researches show that in the West creating clothes for smaller and flat adult women is just not profitable enough. Otherwise established brands would already sell this type of clothes.
Too big, a friend of mine who's short for a guy already has problems finding his size so I can't imagine it for myself.
I'm seriously considering learning the basics of sewing so I can buy things that are one or twi sizes over mine and make them fit me better. I'll have enough free time soon too.
>I don't hate women, I just wish an anonymous form would have less obviously female posters
I didn't mean to imply you did. I'm saying an obvious solution would be to jump into places that women would avoid, but those kind of places usually fuck you up, so since going elsewhere isn't a solution then it would be good to see if there's other stuff you can do.
Ara ara
>mfw a chestlet exists near me
I'll be honest, the 'oh jeez' gives me a chuckle
Do it! If they won't make cute stuff for you, do it yourself!
This one always gets me because I'm a teacher. The amount of time I've gotten chalk on my chest and a student letting me know is staggering.
How would I know how mr. Yea Forums acts?
Yo is season 2 any good?
haven't watched it yet. i'm told yes.,
Oh man season 2 is out? I've gotta bug my wife to watch it with me
>girls feeling like puberty happened overnight
don't let Lily Orchard see this
I'm so fuckin' sick and tired of the Photoshop
Show me somethin' natural like afro on Richard Pryor
Show me somethin' natural like ass with some stretchmarks
I had to
Big titty girl anons, London?
Alot of the "problems" in this comic are in fact just "fat people problems".
Many of them are also "sexy problems", like your big fat tits knocking things over, and its hot as fuck.
I'm totally gonna do a musclegirl version of this.
I can't tie my shoes or clip my nails if that helps you out
Oh man that'd be super cute!
I came here because I saw the OP in the catalog.
and that alone made me uncomfortable.
it seemed that actually getting positive female interaction was the solution but it is basically impossible for me in today's environment.
>clip my nails
How on earth do big boobs get in the way of that? Just move your hands.
Seeing this thread makes me feel a bit bad for my lil sister and most of the rest of my female relatives. Family tendency is toward massive sizes, and my sister had hit almost D cup by the time she was 13. Used to catch alot of shit from other girls.
It's putting my leg in my lap and getting to it from there
Tell her it gets better
>Used to catch alot of shit from other girls.
Bitches be salty, in other news the sky is blue and grass grows.
Mostly stayed up and watched movies, or binge watched TV or anime DVDs...
Those were good times...
No room for your knee. Impossible to see what you're doing
Yogalet detected
LONDON
What anime’s
Bingo
what counts as a positive interaction?
surely most of your encounters with women are just neutral
Fight me
This board really is tumblr.
Do you mean toenails? I thought you meant fingernails...
>People having fun with casual conversation about problems
>Tumblr
oh boy
God forbid every conversation doesn't devolve into raeg and faggotry.
Yes, toenails. I can't imagine how tits would be a problem for fingernails
I'm really glad this didn't happen to any girls at my school, but I wonder why... maybe no estrogen in the water or something
How the fuck could tits possible prevent you from clipping your townails. Are you sure its not just your huge fat gut and having zero flexibility preventing you from bending that far?
>not that user
would it be easier to sit down and place your feet on a wall and clip them from there?
The naivete is almost endearing.
Then I have leaning forward to struggle with. Either way I just ask my wife to do it, she thinks it's cute when I struggle with things.
Then your feet are far away, user.
"Can't" was an exaggeration, but it either takes a lot of squishing and holding your breath or flexibility and fine motor control (which I'm embarrassingly bad at)
Trigun is one we definitely watched. Also Hellsing I'm pretty sure. Probably some other Disturbed AMV material that I liked in middle school and don't anymore. Eventually we got older and she was too cool for animu so we stopped. We started Excel Saga and around episode 16 she told me she grew out of anime and didn't want to watch any more.
Seriously though, fuck off. I like this thread.
I won't rest until all icky girls know how important my weewee is.
Shoulder straps are great for when you inevitable get some sauce dripping on your shelf and need to cover it up before you get home.
Awe thank you hun~
Im annoyed that i can relate to these strips as a guy
How obese are you
being able to make an acquaintance or something?
It's really difficult when it is generally assumed that any young man (who looks and acts like me I guess) who approaches a young woman does so to date her, and basically I get signs of 'I'm not interested in dating you' even if that is not what I am trying to do. To be fair, I would probably try to use a new social group that actually has women in it to find an actual girlfriend, but surely just the idea that I want to be with women doesn't bother them, right?
That’s a dang shame, time just keeps chugging and suckers forget how good anime is. I don’t think I ever finished the trigun anime but I own the manga, and I’m still mad that it doesn’t have a proper anime akin to FMA brotherhood.
>problem
bitch you signed up for a car wash you knew what the fuck you were doing.
Can't even disagree with that
>Women are more comfortable with their bodies
It sure as fuck doesn't sound like it considering the body positivity shenanigans going on.
I won't rest until everyone knows how important and frustrating my heaving breasts are.
I wish I could help you, but I've never had this problem before. When I talk to women, it's always friendly. Maybe it was my upbringing, but I've never felt uncomfortable around women.
Maybe make it clear that you want to be friends only?
who the hell wants to feel another dudes abs and pecks?
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
I've never talked to anyone who believes in that stuff, maybe it's a coast thing
Have you and a friend never punched each other in the gut to compare your six packs? It's sort of the same thing.
MOMMY
Are you telling me that you have never felt another man's muscles?
Extremes of both are bad
No?
All I get from these comics is that girls are dumb and buy the wrong sized clothing or dont wear proper clothing to support their girth.
Get a brain morans.
No, I'm straight
My condolences
I do this with my junk since it feels weird to have it flap about lul
It's not necessarily gay. It's just one of those moments where you see a guy who's been working out and you think to yourself "how do they feel?"
That's why boxer-briefs are the master race.
>not getting groped by other drunk men "as a joke, like its ironic because I'm actually not gay"
lol loser
t. woman
Sorry, I have never thought that
>implying
Do they call you Ms. Chalktits?
What a faggot. Go back to /fit/.
No they just call me a cow behind my back mostly
I don't blame you. it sounds weird.
I just came back and I NEVER want to go there again. I'll just work out in private.
>fat lesbian schoolteacher
Story checks out.
Rude
I really don't know how to do that. It would have to be getting over an initial reaction about me. I don't really know how you are supposed to make friends not through either mutual friends or a shared strong interest.
>you will never get to titfuck a girl with big boobs
Once a daddy-longleg crawled down my cleavage, I'm not scared of spiders but boy that shit felt weird
git gud you cow.
Nice
>Yeah what about getting back up
How fucking fat are you that you can't stand up after squatting?
You underestimate tit weight
gg ez
I've got a lot of weight up top!
These are just stupid people problems.
I don't get this one, what the hell else is he supposed to be starting at?
bitch is jealous.
I'm really flat and have had good luck with Aerie and Gilly Hicks, they also aren't too expensive. I feel your pain, I'm pretty flat (28" bustline) so I know it's hard to find bras but these places are pretty good. They carry XS and XXS bralettes in cuts that work under clothes as well as bras.
It's true what they say, women are from Omicron-Persei 7, men are from Omicron-Persei 9.
Her pink hair?
Paige kinda started running out of ideas near the end
These capchas are killing me
The classic.
I have to have the keyboard far away and type like a zombie. Fuck computers tbqh
Yep I feel you hun
Do women really think guys pay attention to their hair unless it's some really fucking bizarre shit?
I don't understand this one.
Her chest popped the buttons on her blouse
Have you tried maybe turning your body like a golfer does.
Oh fuck I specifically tried not posting that one
And that's all
Damn, one that's actually funny.
guess you like Hijabolic then?
I guess in my case, I just try to be fun. I'm in college so I make jokes about the situation. We're watching a shitty movie for theatre, I make jokes about it. If I don't, I just try to start banter. The essay is due in two days? Self deprecate that you didn't even start or ask if anyone else has a topic.
Basically, I try to find something to relate to and work from there.
I'm into wide_hips and small_breasts. Got something for that? As an alternative, is there a more explicit version of this?
the fuck?
that bra is TOO big for her "huge tits".
Oh man I started that thread
You were the married lesbian, yeah? Good times, good times
However, I don't think any of these are still being made, so we probably shouldn't make a habit of this
Plus that "suitcase" is the size of a small duffel.
His art made me want a cow-titted arab/persian gf.
>Her pink hair
ie reason to avert eyes
His stuff is so cute, it's a shame he gets hate for it
Awe you remember me~
Something something poisonous frogs right?
...
softer.
>blank faces for self-inserts
No.
I honestly think he's just a really good artist (female so I'm not the target demo) and it just goes to show you can legislate away or fully repress desire. Everything gets turned into a turn on
nice trips btw
This thread is everything wrong with this board.
recently lost my hard drive full of reaction images, thank you for this one
they werent designed for women period hun
why a brotha gotta be the deadbeat dad?
Y'all need to pay attention to this image. Not every middle eastern outfit is a hijab.
titties is where you draw the line?
Well now I look stupid.
Yeah but suspenders are cool and I'm sorry it was just in the folder I scraped
correct, milktruks go and stay go
Is it wrong that I think the Niqab is kind of cute?
No one ever uses this image right.
It's not the breasts dumbass
Then whats the problem?
How much could a pair of tits, even particularly large ones, possibly weigh that you can't even stand up after squatting?
Do they have the density of fucking lead or something?
We could make it about titties if you want
>tfw G cup
>didn't even do one where underboob gets seared by steam when you're cooking over the stove and reach for something at the back
What the fuck do you think I mean when I say something shouldn't be enabled, use context clues beyond the most absolute basic aspect.
friend of mine in high school had massive tits and whenever she needed to pop her back she just pushed her tits upwards and her back would pop
Tits are pretty light actually, even really big ones. If you see some shit like D cups are 20 lbs or something then that is just pure bullshit.
Whatever floats your boat. I get hitman vibes from it myself. The way she's adjusting her glove makes me think she's about to go to work with some piano wire.
It's legit amazing, can feel better than regular sex if you've only been with her while wearing a condom. Make sure to apply coconut oil or similar, just enough.
Boy howdy do I.
Not at all.
Them eyes.
>but suspenders are cool
theyre not. a useful piece of apparel for a working man, but the most obnoxiously hipster fashion choice
>sorry
this isnt reddit, this is Yea Forums, your compulsion to amass goodperson points behind a computer screen is meaningless
...
a little slutty for my taste
>A comfy thread about a webcomic
>Fun conversations with other anons
>Women talking about their tits
What's the fucking problem?
Big titty problems, sometimes men have them too
Zee just wants to attempt to shame you (over the internet) for being a problematic memelord
As one might expect, internet shaming isn't as effective as real-life shaming
I'm female and even I think they can look cute. I don't think anyone should *have* to wear them but they are striking. The muslim women here have niqabs that are fancifully embroidered.
>why yes, I do *insert opinion about cartoons or video games*, how did you know?
Guess I'm blind.
I mean mine weigh a couple dozen pounds so try squatting that a bunch
Maybe I'm just generally nice?
Where do you even go to learn that? Feel like there should be more effort to make your own shit to save a buck.
We could talk about big dick problems
Yea Forums uses comfy and fun to describe anything retarded
But he couldnt relate to those problems either
>a couple dozen pounds
So have you ever measured them independent of your body, like trying to lay them flat on a scale or something? Or are you just completely guessing based on how you think they feel?
But it is. I had a genuinely good time in this thread.
Not them, but I learned it from /cgl/ to make cosplay and years later I realised "wait a minute, I can use this to make normal clothes too"
I have not seen any highschool or college car washes recently in which anyone actually bothered to wear a swim suit, and it was usually highschool boys doing the washing while the girls just held up signs
Real life is disappointing in all the worst ways
I'm not telling. You have to play my guessing game while I slowly melt down and have a psychotic episode in front of everyone
My teacher pulled me aside in home ec and taught me on the side. And we're talking like a couple hundred for a bra if I buy it.
Yeah I've tried it once, sort of put things into perspective
>busty girl problems
>it is clearly the guy who is having the most problems in this one
This reminds me of some creep who used to spam these on iFunny. He kept trying to lure teens into sending them their address and/or nudes
I don't remember his name, it's been forever
Thanks for further encouraging this board to die.
Read the title card more carefully.
that's why it says it's the father's problems
Why not just wrap some bandages around your tits? Cheap, fits all, and probably more effective.
tfw no big tiddy cosplay gf
that shit is actually really bad for your tits and can do some permanent damage
Just be attractive and go to cons.
I'm in Florida, we have actual businesses that do this shit. In fact it's actually pretty hard to find a good automatic here.
No... No that wouldn't work.
I came into this thread for tits but its just women blogging and everyone saying how sorry they are they have to suffer and shit. Is this /ck/?
What if you just hired me to hold your tits up all day?
Nah my wife's already got the arms for it
Can you elaborate or link me to something?
What if you just cut them off with fishing line?
It can be, what’s your favorite fast food?
So I gotta ask, the underside of big ol' fat tiddies usually get pretty sweaty as fuck, right? I mean shit's basically a fatty armpit.
Do chicks put deodorant on the underside of their tits?
They give a book or something?
any thread links?
Well that took a turn
Ace Bandages arent made to move with your torso, they can cause damage to your spine, contract around your rib cage and cause severe damage to the tissue of the breasts
oof.
No she taught me herself because she knew I was having issues
It's something you can't really experience. You'd have to know how constantly heavy they are. Your body can't handle it with constant action in exercise. Like 20 pounds pulling you forward every step.
Do men put deoderant on their balls?
>a couple dozen pounds so try squatting that a bunch
damn, fucking /fit/ up in this bitch
>Maybe I'm just generally nice?
no, youve been conditioned to walk on eggshells of egos of certain coddled people and have temporary reciprocity. i can see why women are going crazier
yes
I was gone from Yea Forums for a few years and this is the kind of stuff that gets made now?
Yep. In my marching band days I’d go through sticks like nothing. Shit was brutal
>16
>17
>18
>19
i see no problem here
Yeah, I heard about it through a cosplay blog but the source is mostly from an alert to trans folk who tried to bind with ace bandages, some pretty horrific imagery of what it can do to breasts, and it makes removing them even more difficult because of how severe the damage can be
Ok I'm going to have to start doing that then I guess
these comics are actually a few years old
These comics are ancient
Not the comics my dude
yes. i'd like an answer to the question, please
>Copypasta
Please Leave
If I’m planning on taking my shirt off in front of anyone yes. If not it just gets a spritz of perfume
yeah im sure that clarinet was real heavy
Is it actually a copypasta because I just typed it.
>tfw have honestly considered becoming a baby powder ball man just so I don't have to awkwardly readjust my swamp nuts through my pockets every five minutes
They sweat but they dont smell so there's very little reason for deodorant, though sometimes baby powder or talcum powder can help against boob sweat
Do you have any idea what marching bands go through?
WAIT SHIT THERE'S STILL TIME
I know women are in this thread, so I need to ask a question. What do you like in a male character design? Like, what's your version of Zettai Ryoki or whatever? I gotta know, I wanna design male characters that appeal to a certain niche
Feel free to give advice on designing females, too, but your advice will be ignored if it's "Don't make them too busty" because fuck that lmao
t. low brass
>those mammamaries
>only eleven
BULLSHIT
It depends. Are you the guy who said the exact same thing in the pegging thread?
Fuck percussion and fuck tubas
>planning on taking my shirt off in front of anyone yes.
>If not it just gets a spritz of perfume
more confusion. pls elucidate
No, was it literally the same thing?
There was a pegging thread?
Yeah my wife called me an oppai loli when she saw old pictures of me
shieeet mang, back when I was in 5th and 6th grade there was this one chick in my class who legit had an adult-tier body, of course around the time she was in middle school she was pretty much the school bicycle.
Some people just win the genetic lottery hard.
marching i suppose
Yes.
Yes
Normal day out: be lazy and just mask it with perfume
Planning To Be Naked With Someone: actively suppress it
let me be the judge of that
Well it wasn't me but if it was the same thing that's kinda cool.
>What do you like in a male character design?
I like 'em big, and evil
If they're good I like them sweet and a lil stupid, like a Disneys Hercules type
Sweet big jocks
But that is all you are.
ah, thought it was a bra stain/discoloration issue
Males: Strong arms. Just like real life.
Females: Don't care, self inserting is for nerds
And honestly female character design is up to you, make 'em sexy lmao who cares
I guess if I had to give any advice maybe just avoid giving them high heels if they're action oriented, female cosplayers will thank you
Nah that's only a concern if you use the stuff that leaves white residue like a dummy
he better be sexy in the new BOTW
I guess I am just not that charismatic. just wonder how this is going to turn out for me, can't imagine well
>like a dummy
being a dummy is fine if you can hide it, hence my preoccupation with the choice
Yes. You have to be in very good shape to be in a marching band. You need some good lungs to continue blowing the wind instruments, strength to carry the damn things, and the stamina to continue marching all while in the hot sun in a stupid outfit. I can't speak for all marching bands, but that was the case for the high schools I've seen.
Depending on how the night goes, underneath your breasts might not be a good hiding place
That kid knows exactly what he's doing
I'm ready for my new undead bara husband
I believe in you. Obviously don't sound like a creep and do have the attitude that you just want to talk.
I like them flawed but basically good people, the same as with girl characters basically. Like a guy could be a dummy, or a little bit vain or egotistical, or a bit of a pervert. Just something to make them interesting and not just generic cool guy "omfg I can't believe he's talking to me" male love interest or generic misunderstood bad boy.
I realize you're asking specifically about visual design but I don't know if there is something that specifically does it for me. Except neckties.
That's how it works, man. Puberty starts in girls as early as 9.
So there's def a 9 year old out there with big ol honkers
we get it, youre a lesbian, any woman would be here, but this isnt reddit, we dont care about your real-life relationships
Just post breasts already, jesus christ. Next time just make it a normal thread and don't invite women in to garner attention and sympathy. We don't need help with that.
Negging doesn't work online
well i was on the football team so i wouldnt know
>women can't enter threads unless invited
You're thinking of vampires user
correct, negging is for use on desirable women
Haha you wish
>We don't need help with that.
indeed. vampires dont suck as much blood either
THIS is something I can and will work with, thanks. Thanks a lot. Do you know if this niche is particularly popular? I've got at least 3 characters on the backburner like this.
Also, anything else on disposition?
Alriiight. Alright.
>Except neckties
I mean I like a nice tie too, but why? Is it just the image of a mature man with a job and everything?
Me too, user
i certainly do but that's because i have unusually sweaty genitals
>Soul sucking animals shaped like human beings who we only ever interact with in our fantasies
Same diff
>Implying this only applies to busty girls
I couldn't even keep track of how many times throughout the day I mess with my junk
this shit seems like such a meme there was just nothing like this I've witnessed.
there weren't any such obvious sluts at my school, is this really so uncommon? maybe it is just a zoomer thing
>tfw freshly shaved balls
Next time make a ring of salt around the thread and smear virgin's blood on the entrance
Having big boobs fucking SUCKS, amirite?
>Spell icup
>If you use shark bait to catch sharks, tiger bait to catch tigers, what do you use to catch an Eyemaster?
okay I will continue to try but I have been trying for years, I need to change what I am doing if I want different results.
Does anyone actually notice or care when I wear my bag this way? Does it even look that weird? I used to always wear my purse strap between the breasts like this and it took a long damn time for me to consider this might look awkward.
>Do you know if this niche is particularly popular?
People love Thor and he's basically that tall hot dumb sweet jock niche, it's more of an anime thing I've come to notice
Confident yet bashful boys are the best, that real tsundere shit is cute as fuck
Avoid the evil guys being all broody, it get boring
If you're here you would never be in the circles to see it.
Shits common enough that they launch entire campaigns against teen sex and dangers of becoming teen prego.
>”vein” singular
Try having several.
>is this really so uncommon?
It was a well known fact that she would take dudes to the train tracks in the ravine behind the school during lunch breaks and shit to suck them off, sometimes two at a time.
Just one of those awkward teenage years thing.
all that gmo milk and untreated birth control pill drinking water catching societies in a good way
im down with it. had a white girl with grapefruits by my 6th grade class
>If you pretend like you're shaking salt into your mouth, your brain will trick you into tasting salt
mmmm tiddies
Strap tits are hot
This guy knew what he was doing
>close your eyes and pretend you're rolling dice
>obvious sluts
the biggest sluts are the ones that can hide it
Fight me
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret here user, there is always someone staring at your tits if you're busty and in public, you'll probably never see them but it's guaranteed they're there somewhere off to the side ogling those meat melons, and if you do anything that makes them stand out even more like the boob strap, a tight fitting shirt (pro-tip, sweaters make your tits look even bigger, you're not "hiding" sweet fuck all), or something with a lot of cleavage then they're gonna be looking even harder.
Just learn to accept it user, it's always gonna happen.
Everything to do with boobs is hot to men. EVERYTHING. Even stretchmarks and veins. Even sagginess.
But you don’t need big boobs for this one.
I’ll trace em all user
>this faggot never spanked one of his bros or felt his muscles
lol what are you, gay?
Either it's true or someone gets really jealous and starts a rumor
>sagging boobs do look ugly, correct, big boobs are only hot on girls who don't have sagging sandbags
You are a plebeian and a lowlife
Weight can make a big pair look beautiful, at least to me.
take heed. guys dont notice, care, or even understand, i'd estimate, 80% of common women insecurities. just present bobs and vagene on good occasion
i recently learned "thigh gap" is something women spend time worrying about. i have yet to learn if it is good or bad to have one
I mean I hear about this shit on the internet, but in my class the biggest slut had only a handful of guys claiming to have fucked her
I mean I knew most of them well enough
>i have yet to learn if it is good or bad to have one
Depends on if she likes or hates thick thighs
Hooman fee-males are always complaining about bras and how awful they are and how they dont fit right. Can the hoomans not simply develop better bra technology?
Yea Forums usually shits on relatable comics why is this any different? i'm seriously asking, its usually mixed but any of the girl problems ones are fucked off and sometimes lewds made of the girl in the comic, but this board used to really fuck off relatable comics
Cute.
this is filled with women
tits
Thanks for being on your best behavior tonight, Yea Forums
>Yea Forums usually shits on relatable comics
I never understood this it's kinda dumb
>why is this any different?
Boobs
>I mean I like a nice tie too, but why? Is it just the image of a mature man with a job and everything?
Not really...I'm not sure what it is
I'm kind of a clothes fetishist in general and I think ties are fun to fondle. When I am talking to a guy wearing one it's hard to resist grabbing it.
perhaps if their males did not force them to wear such trappings?
I meant to add it can have "fanservicy" bits and still be recognized as garbage. I don't know why this one always gets a pass, I've been seeing it for awhile alot more recently.
If you mean the thread then yea that's likely the reason.
Relateable comics arent bad in theory but the way they're made and who they're made by just makes it cringe inducing. The others I mean are those depressed girls comics with the blank character labels like "happiness" and "joy" on the faces beating her up.
Will I ever be allowed to touch a boob in my life? how must longer must I wait to be fulfilled?
>Literally nobody does that and gets away with it. I imagine it very rarely happens and ends with a violent fist fight and not the girl glaring at the girl who groped her.
See, i dunno how it is exactly with girls, but at least for us guys, shit like that can go either way depending on how comfortable we are with each other. if a random stranger spanked me, i'd floor his ass quick, but if one of my buddies spanked me I know it'd be in good humor and I'd laugh along, and maybe spank him back.
How undesirable are you
I've always heard rumors that Yea Forums has the most women browsing it but it never really felt real to me till a thread like this.
Reminds me of the time where Yea Forums turned out to be filled with black weeaboos.
Tell me female anons, what boards do you also browse?
Sorry user, wizardry awaits men such as us, I only got five more years to go before I earn my robes.
At this point there's not even any point in trying, even if you managed to get a date you'd get dropped the second they found out you were a virgin.
The second image feels less like how puberty happened and more like that year when I suddenly gained a ton of weight. I knew I was getting fatter, but I didn’t realize how much would just go to the hips and chest.
/toy/ /ck/ Yea Forums /diy/ /cgl/ and /ic/
/cgl/ has the most women.
Not having any thigh gap can mean chafing, which sucks.
Sometimes I’ll forget I haven’t worn shorts in a very long time and I’ll go to the beach, and by the end of the day my inner thighs look and feel like they were slashed with knives, the chafing gets so bad. Just from thighs rubbing together.
'relatable comics' are usually the same 20-something "oh im an adult in a 3rd millennium AD western country, its so hard" schlock
this is honest and actually humble and actually has something to show males a different perspective and lifestyle of chesty XX-chromosomed people who can sympathize themselves
/cgl/ the most regularly, but also /an/, Yea Forums, and Yea Forums sometimes
Yea Forums is the only one, occasionally I will go to Yea Forums, /vg/ or Yea Forums but not often.
Do you honestly think a place like Yea Forums would be full of one type of person?
We’re only all the same on the inside, user.
/an/, /x/, /d/, and Yea Forums.
Sometimes Yea Forums and /pol/ concern me, but I try to just lurk.
Oh come on, that's always been a funny line.
I don't know, I'm not ugly, old or homeless. but my social skills are such that it could only happen out of pity or a similar desire to see my reaction. I could never seduce anybody
I heard they started putting oxygen in the helium tanks
>chafing
i sincerely doubt this is the cause of social insecurity out in the dating pool rather than the aesthetics
Do you have to know anything about their costume or no?
Busty Grill Problems
can’t believe I live in a fucked up world where girls’ god-given tit meat causes them pain, it’s not right
>something to show males a different perspective and lifestyle of chesty
come on, fuck off, its not that guys dont understand shit like that, its just that why would they mention it when its just brought up about being attracted? women dont give a shit about muscle men having aches and pains after a workout, you gloss over that shit but you know its there, its a different thing
life is full of physical suffering, at least there's the perk of multiple orgasms
Of course not, but part of the whole anonymity thing includes not knowing the persons gender so I guess I just never really thought about it till now. Makes sense girls can like cartoons and not like other social media sites too. I gotta wonder if femcels are here too though honestly
Was honestly not expecting to see any tits this thread. So nice, humor and cheesecake
no one is upset here. im as misogynistic as the average lurker but id wager most women arent so infected with Esjaydubbayouism that they dont still appreciate a tasteful amount of bawdy humor
fuck, the artist portrayed her own reaction in the titcow selfinsert
If you’re here, chances are you’re miserable, regardless of gender.
>all these girls
>literally none of them will date me
will I only be free of my suffering in death?
I only browse Yea Forums and /cgl/ these days really. The rest of my internet usage is dedicated to consuming massive amounts of fanfiction.
shower regularly, get a job and get some confidence in yourself
Some meat on the bone is good afaik. If you GIS "nice legs" it is girls with normal adult-looking thighs and not middle schooler twig legs, google wouldn't lie
Yea Forums’s advertising page claims the userbase is 30% women, but that number hasn’t changed in years and was probably pulled out of moot’s ass anyway
>The ruffles make them look even bigger
Those were LITERALLY DESIGNED to accentuate the bust.
Whats your idea of a good date?
>Need confidence to lose virginity
>Need to lose virginity to gain confidence
Well shieeet, the game was rigged from the start.
Get more hobbies beyond the internet
Keep in mind if varies from board to board, /cgl/ probably has more women than men, but /k/ is such a sausagefest that it needed to evolve a prison bitch economy.
united in suffering, I like it
>its not that guys dont understand shit like that
it is that. i like to draw titties and this honestly helps characterize around girls with hefty heifers, like:
(apparently boobies are good hand warmers too, t. last BGP thread)
why have a girl with some real boulders in a comic if it doesnt have the large (no pun) effect it apparently has on the way women carry themselves through life
>GIS
?
As a person who enjoys making female characters cause I like the womin I gotta agree with this user that its nice to know the ins and outs of living with large breasts. Helps makes a girl feel more real when writing them
You're just making it worse.
how
i only noticed earlier today that female american marines dont have tiddy pockets on service C uniforms while males' do
you see me giving out fucks here?
As long as you understand.
nope. cant be bothered to read the intentions of anonymous internet denizens
I shower regularly and I am currently taking courses.
going to the park, or maybe a boat ride, would work for most people.
Ideally we would do fun hobby things together.
gotta be honest. i can restrain myself for the hidden product, but i usually have a couple extra layers hidden for 'what ifs'
Is this a common occurrence with bras?
but why exactly did you ask that? was there a right answer?
Just wondering, I didn’t have anything in mind
Common enough to piss me off
Unfortunately
just wanted to know what angsty incels fantasize about? what do you think about my answer?
So....how do you unfasten a bra?
I was trying the other day, got frustrated and just flipped it up over her titties.
Bras have small hooks that loop around small clasps, you simply need to pull the bra in the right direction to unclasp the hooks
Holy shit what the fuck
It’s like I can feel my brain expanding beyond my skull
I like the park idea but I’m a nature freak who likes sitting in the grass and others might not be
Boat ride sounds good but it depends on how big the boat is and also what time it is, I wouldn’t do it after dark
Hobbies is pretty broad, but if you have the same hobbies then you’re already miles ahead
I see.
How do I know if the girl is faking it? I was trying to be observant but in the end I'm both pretty ignorant and a bit excited so I just went full ham fingerbanging her.
It’s like a Chinese finger trap. You struggle for your first time, then it’s simple enough that you feel stupid you ever had a hard time.
theer a wy to getout?? tell me
You will feel the vagina contract and become water in the moment of orgasm, but it's not always possible to tell, as orgasms can vary, just make sure your nails are trimmed, and pay lots of attention to the bumpy upper wall of the vagina, and the clitoris, especially the clitoris
Dont be afraid to ask the girl what she likes and doesnt, and make sure to not beat too hard against the cervix, that never feels good
>water
Wetter*
I see.
>depends on how big the boat
you mean you wouldn't want to go on a small one? or is it just how much you could move around?
>People are actually giving good advice for those looking for a date
You'd think such a thing would be more normal. The best way to get rid of Incels and femcels is to help them not be like that. Instead of you know just laughing and insulting them just making everything worse. Never would I have expected a titty thread to be the best on Yea Forums in awhile
not that user but Being on a small easily rockable boat can be scary as fuck. So wanting to be less nervous about such a thing on a date seems wise
Also keep your nails clean, I feel like I shouldn't have to say this but so many guys try to go in with filthy nails
user...they don't want to get rid of incels and femcels.
They want to insult and laugh at them.
Especially on Yea Forums.
>trying to ruin breasts for guys with all the problems you have with them
too bad that just makes me harder
I just mean on a general internet basis honestly. Yea Forums is not a good place to go to for advice most of the time but its nice to see it happening occasionally
That's not a bad thing, it just means you like breasts and all the downfalls they come with, which is a plus for women
where is the good advice exactly? I guess I am getting good info about being on a date, but the important point is finding the person to go on a date with.
obviously the simplest way would be to get a volunteer from the thread, but that would be extraordinarily difficult
I'll check these brands online, they don't exist in my country as far as I know but maybe I can order on their websites.
>16
>17
dumb pedo
Is there a spot at the back of the vagina like a g spot or was my ex just humoring me?
Is that a nipple I see?
That doesn't seem specific to boob size, the other chick's just an asshole.
Well, part of that is kinda the point user. At the end of the day no matter how prepared you are to go on a date, you still need to actually walk up to a girl and ask her out. Doesn't matter how much knowledge you have for after that if you can't get anything started in the first place
Out of everything, confidence is what you need most my man. You can do it though, I believe in you
I figured that sharing the hobbies really wouldn't be necessary, it would be a good way to get more.
but really, I am wondering why you asked, it just seems a bit strange
>what's the male version of zettai ryoki
I'd say in art and real life it would be rolled up sleeves with a wrist watch. Obviously it only works if the guy is attractive in the first place
this was insufferable and barley any tits even beyond the shit comics
So then why did you stay in this thread instead of going to /aco/ or something?
I can get what you wanted to see user but you can only blame yourself for wasting your time being here
I haven't had any success with it, and I have seem much agreement that cold approach is a meme
That is the g spot, it takes some time and stimulation to really get it going though, dont ignore the clitoris
>implying I literally stayed the entire time
I thought the g spot was closer to the front behind the clitoris
nothing to worry about, we're wired to like it
Sorry I misread your question, the g-spot is closer to the front, though vaginas and what a girl likes can vary
>an entire thread for women to attention whore
it used to at least be subtle
Not everyone, some have standards. I'm not saying women can help it but it's unsightly at a point, especially if you're calling it "that one blue vein."
Supposedly there’s a spot near the back above the cervix that drove my ex wild when I hit it. She just must’ve liked gettin filled up I suppose
>This entire thread
>"why are there so many women on Yea Forums and yet I have no gf"
Why are there so many people on Yea Forums and yet I have no actual friends
>>"why are there so many women on Yea Forums
That's not the issue the issue is them making entire threads about themselves. Especially in a waifufag haven where they can easily get attention and spread their dumb shit about sex.
are you just mad because no gf
As long as its Comics and Cartoons related and follows the rules you can make any thread user.
Just ignore this thread and others like it, and go and make your own thread. Girls are icky sure but you dont' need to see a thread you dont like just walk away
b-but Yea Forums are my friends
>Just ignore this thread and others like it
All this board does is post shit like this and women wanting to blog pops up in random ass threads, women dont have to be icky for it to get old fast. It's always obnoxious.
I can understand your grievances, but sadly as I am not as bothered by them I can't help you. Best I can say is to leave this board if you grew to hate it but leaving this site is fucking impossible to do so I dont know if that stretches to the boards you browse too.
I know I'm still here despite it being shit 90% of the time. Titty threads like this make it more bearable
I want one so bad...
>tfw you will never lick a girl