This is still the best thing to come out of Endgame

She knows

Isn't the person that draws these a woman?

Yep!

Did the artist just forget Peter is still in his high school aged body?

Attached: buMiAw8.png (1240x1795, 1.51M)

something about carol molesting peter really ruffles my pubes

god damn that's hot

Making her a horny molester made me like Carol, its fucking magical.

Perhaps you just can't say a character is under 18 in sexual situations, look at some artists, their characters are clearly 12 but they say they're 18 because they're scared the police would break into their houses.

But it's a Japanese doujin. Japan doesn't care.

it's clearly not, only drawn in that style. If it were done in Japan there would be some shitty non-censoring over the genitals

Need more porn

>this is still the best thing to come out of Endgame

Spoilers.

What if Peter and Carol had kids?

How old is Peter in endgame?

>Trying to pass Carol off as a cool milf
>flat as a board
>Personality like sandpaper
Yikes

Kys self inserting pedo

16/17 biologically. Early 20s legally.

>Download link expired

damn

toms 23
peter is about 17

Meh, too old to be a shota.

but ripe for a twink

This is what you get for promoting high school awkward bendisparker and not chadspider

The Amazon Press part

Attached: 1558402447527.jpg (904x573, 244K)

>still shipping Peter with Captain Fungus
I don't give a fucking rat's ass that it happened in the comics, it's disgusting to promote garbage characters that need to die.

Attached: 1414040099739.jpg (601x645, 173K)

>SEETHING
$1,127,892,604

Attached: 9e113d24b69c3596f0d97ca6f1380b6d.jpg (1024x1452, 239K)

i agree
spidey should be getting railed in the arse by tony if anything

Spidey needs to die as well. He's fucking cursed and ruins people's lives just be existing.

>people like stuff I don't like, wahhhh

Here's your (you), congrats.

>Age: 21

Ruined.

Peter looks intimidated

Fixed.

Attached: file.png (1240x1795, 1.2M)

minus the money they spent buying tickets

Why does he look scared?

MAKE HIM YOUNGER

>caring about some blond bimbo
The fuck
Is this degeneracy because of movie? Like with Venom when some faggots stated posting she symbiote and other shit

Attached: IMG_0710.png (321x322, 39K)

How's this?

Attached: file.png (1240x1795, 1.09M)

nice

That's the good stuff.

I have every marvel movie on blu ray except Captain marvel. Should I give in and get it? I really don't want too

At this point you may as well get it for completion's sake. But I'd say to wait until after it goes on sale if you're not a fan.

uhoh

Attached: manpig.png (1240x1795, 852K)

That's what I'm most likely going to do. Wait for a sale or something

Mulatto MJ>Carol. I stand by that.

All men should look up at Carol

For funsies, download a terrible, chinese ad riddled version of Captain Marvel, burn it to a DVD, scribble in black marker "Cap'n Mavel" and put it in a broken DVD case with white paper around the case in the cover with "DO NOT OPEN" on the spine.

Greatest idea I've heard on this board

Sure. It's far from the worst movie in the MCU.

Attached: cmmedium.png (2007x817, 2.5M)

Wow you are retarded for still believing in that dumb shit. Shows how sad and desperate you are

Its definitely not the worst. Its just not entertaining to me.

Ohhh.
He's "21" cause he's 16.
I get it.

bless you

Why does brie like to be around little kids?

Attached: Screenshot_20190615-163749_Photos.jpg (1080x1238, 688K)

what is she laughing at?

inb4 shazam's BO

Attached: 1558995133437.png (578x661, 411K)

she needs someone to milk her

Attached: 1552952604107.jpg (450x600, 84K)

even if they are taller she has height advantage

Attached: carol wonder man.jpg (1280x1983, 401K)

>Doesn't like talking to people her own age
>Prefers talking to younger people
That's a genuine sign of Autism.

True carol gets in your head that way. Always looking up gets tiring.

Attached: 8D092155-710F-46F4-8560-6F0D82494F92.jpg (720x562, 55K)

Shes teaching the youth how to act around women.

would her powers make Carol insatiable?

She already is

Attached: Screenshot_20190615-165044_Instagram.jpg (1080x1326, 214K)

What if I like talking to people my age, but also people younger than me?

21 is because of the snap. He's biologically 16

Aunt May telling her to leave Peter alone

you are a good man

Aunt May X Carol

>actually believes Disney would commit a federal crime (lying to your shareholders) to promote a movie
user...

Carol was born in 1960 in the MCU.

Don't. I am in the same position and I am not getting it.

We have to take a stand.

I am autistic and no thanks. Kids worry and confuse me. They communicate even more poorly than adults.

Proof Larson can wrangle an alluring look.

Why, Larson, why? What is wrong with smiling.

Not her powers, no.
But if we take her as a Kree hybrid: It's canon that most Kree females are born with the innate ability to seduce any male (I guess they grow into it around puberty). Nowadays they undergo mandatory surgery to 'correct' this, but this also robs them of the ability to give or receive sexual pleasure. Sex, for them, is only for reproduction.
In Kree society, you are expected to be a man - even if you're a woman.

Anyway, Carol obviously never underwent the surgery, so she would most likely have the ability. Since Kree live about 210 years, she may not have hit puberty yet... so who knows, it may happen someday: Carol goes into heat and scours the Marvel universe looking for a mate as all the males run for the hills to save life and limb.

Death by Snu-Snu.

You're right someone has too

Just finished watching it for the first time. It's okay. About on par with the first Thor movie.

I just want Carol and Peter to kiss and hold hands as they show the world that a woman who is biologically in her late twenties/early thirties is meant to be in a relationship with a teenaged boy.

Why would that be right?

>Western
Into the trash

stop telling me to smile more, incel

I just want Carol and Peter to be able to make out in public while Carol sticks her fingers in Peter’s ass

Reminder Japan did Ms. marvel & Wonder Woman better.

Attached: b3987300-7e2a-44df-93e3-cc4034a5e884_2.a2b9e37f6f77d7dab11f9bd540e1dcc6.jpg (450x450, 56K)

nhentai.net/artist/tamaki-nozomu/

Sure did bro

>yfw this carol /ss/ meme is the closest Carol has ever had to an endearing personality trait

Why are you guys complaing about fan interpretations objectively improving on her character? I don't understand would you prefer the normal boring canon version of Carol?

Attached: 1523156125195.png (1800x1578, 199K)

Inevitable

Attached: Best Outcome Endgame.png (1240x1795, 3.21M)

I don't get it.

Stop with the ara ara shit. Fucking faggots. It sounds cringy as fuck

>Fury telling her not to rape spidey

Strange saw to futures that the ave gets won. One where Tony dies and the other where Captain marvel raped Spiderman into a gooey mess

>this is still the best thing to come out of Endgame.
You're forgiven for being mistaken
soundgasm.net/u/belle_in_the_woods/F4M-Captain-Marvel-and-Spider-Man-Team-Up-to-Fuck
It's 45 minutes long

You guys should really just move to /trash/ at this point, because this EXACT SAME THREAD with the EXACT SAME PEOPLE is posted so often that it's basically a general.

Attached: mad autism.png (888x2096, 1.24M)

>Every dialogue bubble once the fucking starts is all "Mommy" talk.

Nice.

Attached: Bulimia Teeth.jpg (730x380, 34K)

Shouldn't that be "And why aren't you getting undressed?"

no its not

Watched a shitty Chinese camrip while smashed. It's average at best, not something that I would have wagered to rake in a billion dollars. Take 's advice and wait for it to go on sale or something. Better yet, if you have a place that buys/sells movies 2nd hand wait for it to turn up there.

Yeah that confused me, too.

>reading
nah

>imgur.com/a/y3vtTTM#eQeyLmP
>that ending conversation between tony and strange

kek!

Worst /ss/ ever.

Tom Holland is hot but Brie is just a manjaw fungus face.

>imgur.com/a/y3vtTTM#eQeyLmP
now imagine an MCU's Aunt May doujinshi

Who fucking cares about the actors, autist? We're here for the fictional characters.

The japanese don't have good taste when it comes to making doujin of western things, All they're Big Hero 6 doujins are Hiro getting fucked by his brother and or Baymax

she did seem very flirtatious and sexual to young Peter Parker
almost a borderline pedo

Attached: 1558077442119.jpg (626x1008, 87K)

It's a comic book reference.
When Carol was Ms. Marvel she had flirty banter with Spider-Man. They tried to recreate it here but due to the age difference it comes across as weird

Attached: 1557713568431.jpg (1600x1067, 567K)

>Peter is an anime protagonist desu

Attached: 53c.jpg (410x1024, 77K)

>there will never be an officially licensed marvel dating sim

Attached: 1557339997177.jpg (848x1200, 249K)

I hope Tom realizes just how lucky he is

Attached: 1558437415168.jpg (720x312, 30K)

What's weird about it? Bitches love Spider-Man. It's a fucking eternal constant.

>MCU introduces first openly /ss/ characters
>MCU mommy /ss/ army protecting spider-man
FUCKING BASED! I thought Raimi was banned from Hollywood, how did the Russo brothers get away with it?

Attached: D5kH7AjW0AAMjCZ.jpg (1339x1302, 180K)

Do you think they actually intended for her to sound that sexual? I know they bang in the comics or whatever but I kind of doubt they would've specifically told her to sound sensual just for that reason, maybe she just did it of her own volition

Attached: 1557070569500s.jpg (250x123, 3K)

What's her name again?

Attached: 1557059415084.jpg (900x900, 161K)

>tfw there is no age of consent in space...

Attached: 1556886499710.png (800x651, 89K)

They intended for it to sound playful. Unfortunately, since that's the most Brie ever emoted when she was on screen, people naturally assumed that the only thing that could have possibly moved her stone-faced facade was UNCONTROLLABLE SEXUAL AROUSAL.

And for all we know, they were right.

Why does Carol love little boys so much?

Attached: 1558545338737.jpg (847x1200, 209K)

>carol angrily demands peter give his white seed to her for an aryan kree baby
>cucks michelle
>peter forced to either marry carol or pay child support
What's were Raimi's intentions with this plot point?

Attached: 3111961 - Avengers Avengers__Endgame Black_Panther Captain_Marvel Carol_Danvers DepthsOfMind Franart (738x1665, 1.18M)

apparently that line was brie's idea and she demanded that they not cut it

>Carol 'enjoy the schoolboy' Danvers
>Carol 'shota cum by the barrel' Danvers
>Carol 'make you a man-vers' Danvers
>Carol 'milf eye for the shota guy' Danvers
>Carol 'milk your webshooters dry' Danvers

>Carol "Into the boypussy" Danvers
>Carol " Spider Biter" Danvers
>Carol "Penis Inspection All Day, Everyday" Danvers
>Carol "Slurp the twerp" Danvers
>Carol "Not allowed 50 yards from a school" Danvers
>Carol "the Cum Crazy Cougar" Danvers
>Carol "Must be under 18 to ride" Danvers
>Carol "Kiddie-pool Creeper" Danvers

I prefer being around older people and kids, they're less judgmental desu, luckily I'm a woman so it doesn't come off as creepy

She emoted plenty in her own movie.

You know that at that this point in the MCU, he really is 21, right? Biologically he's 16 because he got dusted, but realistically since 5 years passed, he's now 21. It's dumb, I know, but it's confirmed that's how they're handling it in the MCU.

>Carol "Affinity for assaulting his virginity" Danvers
>Carol "young boys in my eyesight going to feel my snatch tight" Danvers
>Carol "if you dress like a spider you're getting inside here" Danvers

>woman
You know the rules TITS OR GTFO

I honestly took it as belittling, she spends the whole movie bitchy at every one and it culminated in this pitiful interaction. Of course people are trying to make it sexual it’s the only way to get people to keep talking about her

Sauce?

Why are you all so obsessed with the idea of a moderately attractive, but obnoxious woman in her 30s having sex with a 20-something gay Englishman

>Carol “Make The Wall Crawler Holler” Danvers
>Carol “Sinister Sex” Danvers
>Carol “Wears Jeggings When Pegging” Danvers
>Carol “Arachnaphilia” Danvers
>Carol “Alcoholic For Spider Dick” Danvers
>Carol “Going Hard In The Schoolyard” Danvers
>Carol “Claws Your Back Like Black Cat” Danvers
>Carol “Dial My Pager For A Shota Raper” Danvers
>Carol “Pubes Have Grown? Time To Moan” Danvers
>Carol “Mommy’s Milk For Spider Silk” Danvers
>Carol “Younger Hunger” Danvers

because its based

Attached: 57853183_291646058395308_5005124003565564218_n.jpg (1080x1080, 86K)

Dude what is that.

>Turns out that when Strange was saying there is only one universe where the succeed he was talking about this moment
>he needed the five year to pass in order to make /ss/ technically legal

Based Strange.

>Carol "Queen of Teen Peen" Danvers
>Carol "Needs That Spider All Up Inside Her" Danvers
>Carol "Parker Plunderer" Danvers
>Carol "Friendly Neighborhood Cougar" Danvers
>Carol "If He Ain't A Twink, He Stink" Danvers
>Carol "Shota Stealer" Danvers

Oh come now. It's probably just Brie's shitty acting, but she gives him bedroom eyes while saying a line that wouldn't be out of place in a totally different sort of movie. Enough people noticed it that it's not projection either. Hell, you never know, Larson might have read one of the comics where Carol and Petey are flirty and done it on purpose

Imagine him explaining to aunt may why there is a woman twice his age in his bed
She’d just be upset because Carol’s laying in her spot instead of the designated guest spot
>tfw you will never have to hide Captain Marvel in your bed from Aunt May

Attached: 1558263965068.jpg (900x600, 84K)

From everything Brie ever posted about the movie I doubt she ever read any comics older than 2012

It was meant to show that Carol finds Peter cute and playfully flirts with him just to make him feel special for geting the gauntlet back just for fun. Even though she's older than him

>Anime Carol is an ara-ara onee-san
>MCU Carol is going down the same path thanks to one line
Maybe Captain Marvel isn't so bad

Attached: 1552968428431.jpg (398x360, 22K)

>Aunt May catches her doing something lewd with Peter like hand holding or kissing
>Gets angry at the woman for taking advantage of her nephew but can't do anything about it because she has superpowers
>Now May's life is silently screaming but still trying to be a cheerful aunt while a line up of older superheroines fuck her nephew silly

>It's canon that most Kree females are born with the innate ability to seduce any male (I guess they grow into it around puberty). Nowadays they undergo mandatory surgery to 'correct' this, but this also robs them of the ability to give or receive sexual pleasure. Sex, for them, is only for reproduction.

What? Is this real?

Is there anything more based than 30+ year-old women sexually molesting underage boys?

Brie apparently is the one who came up with the line and pushed for it.
Make that what you will

Best thing you have is Rogue Like AND YOU STILL CANT DATE EMMA FROST!!!!

People keep saying this but I’ve never seen a source. It doesn’t really help I think the line was like every other line she delivered in the movie, stilted and arrogant.

Based

Attached: file.png (1240x1795, 3.13M)

She prefers the company of her emotional and intellectual equals

That is completely based. A cash strapped 20 year old gay Englishmen having to give himself to the whims a moderately attractive 30 year old woman

id prefer him being a rentboy but thats my cut from the cloth

Tony should be the one getting railed in the ass

Captain Marvel sucksass though in character and appearance.

Imagine if it was Wanda instead......

RIP Robbie Rotten

>he needed the five year to pass in order to make /ss/ technically legal

Attached: Meaty whack.png (500x481, 398K)

Believe it or not, yes. It was a bit in PAD's Captain Marvel. The first volume, before Genis went batshit.

>that autism aura

Wow, a comic with Carol in it that's actually good.

>he doesn't like /ss/

Begone from my sight, plebeian!

Attached: 1559278216495.jpg (750x548, 68K)

I disagree.

I genuinely believe that was the only line in both films she uttered that was playful and cute.

>You see Peter, in my universe the ages were flipped. You were the much older one, while Carol Danvers was but a young Middle School girl, tits barely developed yet.
>I'm in High School, sir.
>Say that again without your voice cracking. Still some things don't change, given what Fury told me. She initiated it. Pinned my Peter down and rode that pelvic web shooter like a cat in heat. She kept going until his whole groin fractured. Had to be hospitalized. Horny lolis, am I right, Peter? Only thing better is a whole baker's dozen of thirsty milfs. You're a lucky kid, Pete.

Attached: 267F7BBB-0F90-47BF-9025-CAF27A567232.jpg (600x300, 24K)

>I honestly took it as belittling, she spends the whole movie bitchy at every one and it culminated in this pitiful interaction. Of course people are trying to make it sexual it’s the only way to get people to keep talking about her
Wow you sound so insecure and bitchy

Carol being Aunt May’s friend who spends the holidays drunk fondling and kissing Peter and emotionally manipulating him into not telling
>Do you really wanna do this to me? Your first kiss? And you know how much stress that will bring to your Aunt May? Peter, don’t be so cruel. Don’t hurt us. I’ll be your secret little girlfriend.
It would only get worse when Carol moves in to help out her best friend.

Peter would insist even sharing a room with Carol some nights so she wouldn't have to sleep on the couch.

If youre an artist, do it for the parodies

>Aunt May being forced to make more pancakes for breakfast because Carol has stayed over the night and is hungry
>May being helpless as Carol fondles Peter’s crotch at the table
>Nay being forced to deal with Carol spending the day lounging around in Peter’s shirts and nothing else as she waits for Peter to come home from school
>Nay dealing with Carol’s drunk rambles about her and Peter’s sex while Pete Rose busy at school
>Carol keeping Peter home by fucking him all day long as May has to make excuses to the school
>May dealing with Carol interrupting their family movie night because Carol won’t stop shoving her hand down his pants
>Carol and Peter wasting water because they shower to gether and spend most of their time fucking
>May walking in on Carol pegging her nephew
>Carol casually telling May she’s pregnant while making out with a blushing Peter
>Nay forced to feel Carol’s baby bump and see Peter fuss over his baby mama
>May being forced to throw a baby shower as all her friends find out Peter’s gotten a grown woman pregnant
>May being at the hospital witnessing the moment her nephew officially became a teen dad
>May being forced to babysit the little monster while Carol and Peter go on their date night which is really just them having sex in public places

Carol would even convince May to let her and Peter go on “practice dates” for when he has a real girlfriend. May is so happy her friend is so loving and helpful to her young nephew

>May forced to be maid of honor at Carol and Peter’s wedding

Attached: 986.png (353x371, 293K)

Carol would teach Peter everything about dating. That night Carol would show Peter how to properly kiss.

Making Doujins is hard Work , user.

No, they just gotta point out that the shotas only LOOK underage, so you can't arrest them.

How does May feel about all this?

Terrible and alone now that her only companion has been stolen by a boozy older woman who'd probably abuse him

Brie has a thing for Tom IRL that comes across as kind of creepy in the interviews even though they are semi close in age.

Stop trying to spin Carol into relevancy you fucking glow-in-the-dark shill fucks, you! It’s been SEVEN god damed YEARS since this C-list drunken bitch of an Avenger has been redesigned and forcibly shoved up our asses. When will you learn. SEVEN YEARS!! Seven years of this unsuccessful nu-carol pushing shit. Just stop. It didn’t work last time, did not work the last dozen other shitty times, and never ever will. So stop

One of the MODs has deleted the Black Cat thread and this shitty thread has been standing for more than 3 days

Attached: Black_Cat_(Heroic).jpg (1024x1365, 371K)

Lol it was the possibility even strange didnt thought of.

SEETHING!

Attached: Carol IW.jpg (761x1050, 249K)

Anyone got those Mysterio AU stories about these 2?

Attached: 1470406998228.jpg (299x343, 93K)

Why would Carol abuse Peter?

Just make another one, incel

Is her pussy dripping? It's hard to tell.

When gets too old for her and she eventually leaves him for another shota

Carol will try to push Aunt may out wanting to be the only care taker for Peter

>Implying she won't mother him even when he is a grandpa covered in liverspots with hair in his ears
>Who is my special boy Peter?
>I will love you forever my big man.

>Meanwhile Carol hasn’t aged a day, everybody just assumes she has daddy issues

self insertion

She's been memed as a pedo

this is canon now.

Attached: 1557270084985.jpg (596x843, 345K)

>Ship of the year
That's wrong.

Attached: Mothra and Godzilla.png (1024x1024, 375K)

Sauce?

Because we want to be petey

Its ghidorah's left-head/middle-head for me.

Because she has a drinking problem

Peter isn't even a shota, you retards.

So?

Attached: 21410157-4026-4430-9251-24715D3413BF.jpg (1282x1959, 597K)

peter would try to get Carol help but she refused.

Doesn’t matter, Carol is still a cradle robber

Regular timeline Peter isn't married to Mary Jane or anyone on that matter thanks to One More Day. So he should be free to get Ms Marvel (Carol) as a wife. Energy web slinging babies soon.

Make that Kamala as Ms Marvel and I’m for it

It's okay to be a massive faggot, user.
Just don't be one here.

Attached: PLEASE_LEAVE.png (500x375, 250K)

Kamela is property of papa Trump only.

The dialogue on this page makes it more fun to imagine that Carol here is the Billy/Carol anagram that Yea Forums created a few months back.

Attached: Spider-Harem Endgame.png (595x796, 920K)

>Trump shoving his cock down Kamala’s throat to get her to shut up while she lovingly sucks

What amazon press? What page?

Man, don't give that curse to Peter. What is wrong with you? You bastard.

>Impregnating her sweet Muslim pussy with his kafir Trump Tower.

>showing off her pregnant belly on Twitter as he brags about making her a Proper American

Attached: date.jpg (1988x3056, 1.47M)

Attached: squish.jpg (960x1477, 700K)

comicbook.com/marvel/2018/06/24/elizabeth-olsen-scarlet-witch-spider-man-team-up/

Elizabeth Olsen Wants Scarlet Witch To Team Up With Spider-Man

He's leaked the title of the Spider-Man: Homecoming sequel and now, actor Tom Holland has a potential team-up on his hands.

During a panel at Ace Comic Con in Seattle earlier today, actress Elizabeth Olsen revealed that if she could team-up with one member of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, she'd likely choose Holland's Peter Parker/Spider-Man.

"I kind of want to play with Spider-Man, right? He's cute," Olsen joked. "And he's really funny. I think Holland's killing it and he's so, so fun."

Attached: 1557000747922.jpg (1712x797, 397K)

>Carol casually telling May she’s pregnant while making out with a blushing Peter

Attached: 1495352127820.gif (500x281, 873K)

Because she's an alcoholic

>tfw you can't resist your alter ego's lust for young boys
>being a young boy yourself only makes her even more insatiable
Damn

Attached: 1546200290228.jpg (1988x3056, 2.52M)

They will have BEAUTIFUL babies.

May 20th, 2024, Yeah I still remember

Why does she care about Logan?

Awesome that you don't even need to alter Carol's original dialogue to make this work.

very good

Attached: Screenshot_20190609-182658.png (1126x2048, 574K)

Yes they would.

Monster Girl Gamu.

Attached: Monster Girl Gamu.jpg (1139x1920, 734K)

Fuck! Oh well, 2 months less time

Attached: 1547712027290[1].jpg (625x1024, 73K)

yes it is...anyone have the one like this but it's Moonstone instead of Peter there? I can't find it anymore

someone send this to Brie

Attached: 1499560182383.png (804x462, 313K)

I disagree

Attached: 2018-06-12 09.53.40.jpg (602x620, 262K)

wolverine is the coolest, billy doesn't want him to think he'd make out with someone lame like spider-man.
logan and carol have been best friends for decades in the comics

Attached: 1551828621073.jpg (1080x1440, 565K)

Carol "Pecked a pack of Peter's pecker" Danvers
Carol "slam the young man in Antman's van" Danvers

Attached: ps9QKki_d.jpg (640x536, 25K)

Attached: 1545331199067.jpg (952x1316, 632K)

Huh I had no idea. That is a cute feature of cap M.

There are only two types of carol threads anymore, the shill threads who attack any criticism against the new status who got Carol as sexist regardless of what they criticize. And these threads where they pair her with peter in order to con shipping fags into liking carol.

Carol had an interesting arc a decade ago, now she’s a husk if her former self. Relegated to being a impotent symbol of marketed fourth wave feminism

>Billy lying to herself
cute
Shut up Hamblyfag

Attached: some fun.png (1054x1375, 1.59M)

Attached: 1556939799633.jpg (927x1200, 262K)

Hambly?

>anime style but reads left to right
my brain hurts

Attached: hey there.png (1280x1881, 1.78M)

based

now THIS is my kind of content

Attached: msmom.jpg (1810x890, 1.28M)

I demolished my dick with this. Godlike shit. Thanks user.

Attached: 2019-06-16 14.30.58.png (1240x1795, 893K)

>I guess I found the Carol fag who is always complaining about the revealing suits

themarysue.com/elizabeth-olsen-scarlet-witch-corset/

GOOD GAMU YES PLAY NOW CHING CHING

If girls hate revealing suits, why is Harley Quin popular?

>The Ass of Selene
>The Hips of Hera
>The Beauty of Aurora
>The Power of Zeus
>The Libido of Aphrodite
>The Breasts of Mellona
What did the Wizard mean by this?

Attached: 1560698488999.jpg (601x1094, 355K)

>I have every marvel movie on blu ray
What you don't have is sex

Margot Robbie only did it to get the quick attention. Now that she's popular she's doing a heel turn and saying she wasn't to change the costume to not pander to the "male gaze". What a dumb whore

>Brie likes Sailor moon
>Brie likes yuri shipping (Carol/Val)
>Therefore Brie probably likes haruka and michiru
>She might shitpost in /u/ one of the few holes for yurifagging
Just a couple of clics away.

Most of cosplays use her slut version of harley. They wont change it just because she wants to.

"Got something for me?"
"Don't worry, Parker, I'll give you a good seein-"
"I'm your backup..."
"We all got a piece of Parker's ass, right, girls?"

Nice, but unlikely as Spiderman won't be on Disney Plus and their characters have almost no history together.

Still, would be fun to see them interact. There's so many quippers in the MCU would be fun seeing him interact with the earnest Wanda.

based gamu shitposter

Attached: monster MEME gamu.png (396x404, 156K)

Attached: mm5.jpg (2063x3131, 1.28M)

(you)

Attached: stop liking what I don't like.jpg (350x377, 121K)

I do think she popped up on tv a few times before her movie came out, nothing substantiated I just remember a few oddly worded posts

shut the FUCK UP SHE'S A FEMINIST I HATE HER SHE'S UNLIKABLE BECAUSE SHE LIKES BROWN PEOPLE AND FUCKED BLACK MEN

How can women come off as creepy? Male and female are different, get over it.

>How can women come off as creepy?
is this a serious question?

Isn't she like 50/60 in the MCU?

MCU Peter only likes black girls though.

You guys really need to stop pushing this faggotry.

Nah some japs make two versions one uncensored and usually post them on Western sites then they make a censored version of posting on their Japanese sites

>mommy talk

And ruined.

Attached: 253.jpg (497x732, 119K)

Attached: 1515032395849.jpg (1372x767, 168K)

>Yea Forums hates MCU Spider-Man
>Yea Forums hates Carol Danvers
>Suddenly likes them when they're fetish bait
You retards couldn't be more transparent if you tried.

>Hates mcu Spider-Man
Untrue

>Yea Forums hates Carol Danvers
Untrue

Stop copying me you son of a bitch

Stop copying me you son of a bitch

Source?

>The Beauty of Aurora
She's the Roman equivalent of Eos, who was the Greek goddess of dawn and was cursed to have an insatiable lust for handsome young men.

Well shit, swap her and Aphrodite.

Attached: nah.jpg (1168x657, 539K)

Attached: 1483342551152.jpg (207x396, 43K)

I'd post a million Gosling memes if I had them

SOURCE?

Attached: 5.png (1240x1795, 3.02M)

...

Just like 300 year old demons who just happen to have the bodies of 10 year old human girls ;)

Hot

what a fagot

Attached: picardo.jpg (225x225, 5K)

Reminds me of nu-She-Ra:
>reeeee she looks like a tranny!
>wait.. uh.. that's kind of hot!

>The Breasts of Mellona
Heh

Attached: chest.jpg (697x1080, 131K)

That just makes it better

Attached: spidersense.jpg (700x630, 279K)

Perfect

IT HAS BEGUN

Attached: carolxmay.png (1280x1024, 585K)

would have the movie been better if fucking Wolverine showed up and stalled Thanos until the others got their shit together?

do you think she asked hollywood's pedo masters to get a naked and drugged Tom for her on a silver plate?

It still makes me chuckle that Tumblr and Twitter whales got mad over Holland making that comment about practicing ballet to spend time with girls in thights.

nice

"no"

This user gets it.

Attached: 1892486 - Iron_Man Marvel Peter_Parker Spider-Man Spider-Man__Homecoming Tony_Stark.jpg (785x1109, 872K)

>ara-ara

Attached: 1529041108768.png (2500x2641, 1.47M)

That's beautiful

>Peter's eyes went all googly and he moaned into the pillow, as Carol slid her fist out of his rectum with an audible pop. A dollop of lube followed, and the boy's puckered meat donut quivered and contracted, but didn't close completely.
>"See baby, it only ~feels~ like you're shitting"
>She played with strands of lube between her fingers.
>"All clean and pretty for mommy"
>Carol grabbed both the teenager's bruised buttocks and spread them apart. She had ordered him to stop boyscaping some time prior. Peter's anus gaped obscenely.
>"That's such a cute fuzzy hole" Carol cooed, as she swished the lube in and out and all around with her index finger.
>The teenager just groaned.
>"Now push, baby, push, close your eyes and imagine like you're taking a shit"
>Peter tensed up and tried to do as he was told. Before long, lube started bubbling out audibly.

Attached: mymymrparker.png (1950x1500, 3.84M)

>Carol's eyes widened and a predatory grin came across her lips.
>"That's it baby. That's what mommy likes ..."
>Carol dove in nose-first and started aggressively rubbing her face into the teenager's lubed-up buttcrack.
>"Mnuuhm, mmm, mmmoommmmmmh" was all he managed.
>Carol's nose wasn't very large, but with the gaping and the sheer pressure and aggression Carol delivered, it felt for Peter like it was going deeper than should be possible.
>Sniffing and rubbing rather roughly, Carol started getting dizzy with lust and couldn't help but moan and grunt.
>"Mmmmm that's a good boy. That's mommy's good boy. Make that brapper burp for mommy".
>Peter did as he was told, again, and soon enough came another lubefart, bubbling obscenely all over Carol's face.
>Carol suddenly dislodged from Peter's boy-hole, and started trailing wet sticky kisses all the way up the teenager's back.
>"Moohmmm, mnuuh, mmmm", Peter moaned deiriously, as Carol started rubbing ass-lube all over his face, and before he could react, her big purple strapon was inside him again.
>"Good boy, good boy, good boy ..." she kept whispering, lips tickling Peter's sensitive earmeat as she picked up her thrusting pace and kept smearing the ass-lube all over his face, very aggressively.
>The boy whimpered incoherently.
>"That's it. That's a good boy for mommy ..."

You're forgetting Disney are the ones extending the public domain through bribes. I wouldn't put it past them.

You're forgetting Disney are the ones keeping things from falling into the public domain through bribes. I wouldn't put it past them.

Are you secretly a brapposter user?

>secretly
we're all brapposters here

Attached: *inhales*.png (529x569, 274K)

twitter.com/ScottsTOL/status/1139617553389694976

The one where he and Mantis bone is better in my opinion

who're the two on top supposed to be?

captain whizbang (the shota)

Carol is easily in the 40-50 range considering she was already an adult in the 90's.

Why is Valkyrie white?

Is that Haley Joel Osment?

Don't worry, I still hate them both

>sauce?

More dammit

May x Peter X Carol is OT3

Fuck you, get the fuck out of my board god fucking damn

What? That they're only worthwhile as porn puppets?

porncomixonline.net/tracyscops-spiderman-infinity-war-llamaboy/

For you my friend!

Attached: 1560031204990.jpg (334x334, 88K)

>Yea Forums is one person

Attached: basipally.jpg (424x317, 23K)

>BrieLarsonFan2004
>underaged
>tripfag
>sjw
>hates fun
You should smile more ;)

Attached: D85TzgyVsAAUl9O.jpg (1741x2048, 335K)

>Mellona or Mellonia was an ancient Roman goddess said by St. Augustine to promote the supply of honey
Huh.

Attached: 1530301101069.jpg (355x937, 118K)

moar red eye carol

Vampire Carol had red eyes and was hot.

Same, the masses latch onto the worst shit

Why do none of these take place after the battle when Peter is vulnerable after Tony's funeral?

Hence "biological"

Undeniably

Enjoy your vacations user

What if she was blue?

Attached: kree carol.png (852x1400, 1.62M)

>MCU Carol is a stick figure with no ass
>/ss/tards give her a giant ass and tits anyway because that’s all they know what to do with their garbage fetish and their minds are too small to comprehend motherlyness in anyway that isn’t related to just making them fat caricatures

What if she was Muslim?

Attached: 36EDDAC4-E515-4A53-920F-0EE2C82CE221.png (825x464, 174K)

Kamala is for Peter B Parker if any

Attached: F8A1076A-AA79-4AA1-8834-E11172A077B7.jpg (1264x5068, 1.85M)

eh...seriously, why you say that?

>Oh come now. It's probably just Brie's shitty acting
Jesus fucking Christ, you Yea Forums fags are unaware, aren't you. I'm not saying her acting in CM/Endgame was anything phenomenal, but she is easily one of the best actors in the MCU.
Watch Short Term 12 & Room.

>Act like hysterical angry woman
>Wins Oscar because she's acting like herself

Woah.

Brie was good in the room but that doesn’t mean she’s good all the time, acting isn’t just something you have and therefore will always be good in everything. Directing plays an important role as well. I’m not saying she’s a bad actress but she has been hit or miss.

Her performance in CM was phenomenal, easily the best we've seen from any MCU lead save for maybe Rudd.

That's bullshit. You just saw a couple of "redpilled" videos on the tube and called it a day.
If you actually dig up more, you realize things have been blown out of proportion significantly.

Funny you presume to know what I watch. I don't give talking heads views for circlejerking popular opinions. They can all commit suicide. My opinion of Brie Larson comes from primary sources. The interviews themselves and the movies. And I tell you that she's a broken clock who is absolute dogshit in most movies.

>incel is STILL seething
$1,128,007,244

Attached: 1530981031149.gif (700x373, 3.77M)

Monetary success does not bother me. Avatar is the highest grossing film of all time yet it's absolute garbage. Adjusted for inflation Gone with the Wind is the highest grossing movie of all time and yet it's a fucking horseshit turd of a story and film.

>acting is absolute dogshit
How do I even produce a counter-argument to this? It's pretty clear that you're loyal to your bias against her, so it's best to not bother. But consider the fact that I try to look at things objectively, no matter the person in question, and I do my research extensively, so that I'm sure of what I speak. Things are rarely as black and white as some people may want you to believe.

Maybe massaging your penis will help you feel better.

>muh money
kys, faggot

WWTY

based

>primary sources
What, like Kimmel? Lmao.
is right. She's genuinely cool, but something happened around the time CM was being made wherein she suddenly changed her behavior and whatnot. She seems to be back to her old self as of late.
I've listened to two extensive, hour plus podcasts with her as a guest and what I gathered is that she's a well-spoken, empathetic, thoughtful individual, albeit a bit of an autistic nerd.

That supposed to be a problem?

Attached: 1418215378458.jpg (1366x768, 225K)

>Autists
>Empathy

Pick one Brie.

You seem to think in 2D, ironically how an actual autist would.
Believe what you want, but if you're perceptive and you analyze her a bit more you'll see she's fine. Literally the only thing she consciously did wrong was that retarded white critics comment, and judging by the fact that she hasn't posted/talked about anything political since then, she probably got the memo.
The Hemsworth/Cheadle is secondary and has been blown out of proportion as well. Cheadle even outright made fun of the people who thought they hate each other when he was approached with the question on twitter.
>Brie
Go tell someone the sun is actually blue, I bet their name is Brie.

She got the memo after higher ups told her to stop talking.

>imgur.com/a/y3vtTTM#eQeyLmP
Godblessit Japan!

Doesn't stop people like Chris Evans or Anna Paquin or others from voicing similar views, despite the fact that they may alienate some people.
Brie's problem was that she went the next step and ironically said something that was sexist/racist while calling for less sexism/racism.
In her mind, she was saying something along the lines of
>Barbie wasn't meant for males, the target audience is little girls
A poor choice of words nevertheless. But a man hater she is not.

Attached: 1421564585490.png (592x379, 38K)

Attached: avg3 color copy.jpg (2940x2255, 1.24M)

>Brie's problem was that she went the next step and ironically said something that was sexist/racist while calling for less sexism/racism.
Except she didn't.

artist name?

>X movie wasn't made for X sex with X skin color
Yeah, no. It technically is. But the point is, she isn't actually sexist, OR malicious to anyone, and that becomes painfully apparent when you do just a little bit of digging up on your own, without the context of other people's personal opinions.
People need a scapegoat and "feminazies" are a perfect target, but there are far worse feminist activists out there. The only mistake she made in this industry is be so open about her politics.

Did anyone else enter this thread thinking it was a Shota doujin somehow? I forgot endgame was some superhero thing honestly. Cartoons are pretty dumb. I ate too much bread, I need some more chocolate milk.

Oh Christ I'm never gonna get late 80's/early 90's Spider-Man in the MCU am I? Peter's gonna be stuck as the shitty twink-ass fucking Spider-Boy Jr. trying to suck off Tony's decaying corpse dick while everyone's gonna ship him with that ugly ass motherfucking Captain Horseface, god this sucks.

Attached: 1446855595271.jpg (468x528, 74K)

I agree with some of your points, but your whiny attitude makes me want all of that to continue so I can laugh at you more.

>tfw no captain horseface gf
it ain't fair bros

Attached: 15633579.webm (1280x720, 2.13M)

That's fair, it's just so damn tiring having one of my favorite characters belittled and transformed into the sorry excuse of a character that he has been for the last decade.

Yeah? Try being a Green Lantern fan.

Not gonna lie I would imagine the Superman fans probably have it worse, what with Bendis on Superman and Action Comics and Synder making two divisive movies that has only pushed the idea in the public that Superman is an outdated concept and character. Though I'm not really up on how bad Green Lantern fans have it.

GL fans have had it rough since fucking Reynolds, the only thing we have is that Death Battle win everybody whines about

Alx (aka fuckit)

Where did you find it? Can't find it on hentaifoundry?

They advertised "sending girls to Captain Marvel", if you people are too retarded to see how easily they could cook the books about HOW MANY tickets they actually could have sent, and how easily they could fudge the definition of "girl" to make more people qualify for a "free movie", then you have no understanding of how the mouse works. Being good at legal fuckery is their bread and butter. Ignore it all you want, doesn't make it any less true, only makes you purposefully ignorant.

>carol
>early 30s

>literally milk and honey boobs

Attached: smug.jpg (679x960, 73K)

That's not the ship of the year.
That's the ship of the decade.

>everybody whines about
Ben10fags are not everybody, user.
Just point and laugh at them.

Good point

You do know that that's Peter's whole point as a character. That he's young and has to face shit like a lot of kids do right now?