HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

Who am I kidding? This is two black Mary Sue OCs and Bendis hasn't even been with DC a year yet.

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>demand new chatacters
>bitch when new characters are introduced
If Bendis doesn't feel the utmost contempt for the DC readership he's a better person than I am. And I fucking hate the guy.

>ask new character
>gets a poochie that suddenly make all the old ones obsolete

>hacked into the Green Lantern Power Battery
The whole Mary Sue shtick would've been a lot more tolerable if it was consistent with GL lore. You know what would've made a lot more sense? If she willed the fucking thing to work.

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>new character has a friendly relationship to the main DC heroes
>POOOOCHIIIIIEEEEE

>>demand new chatacters
Who in the fucking shit asked for ANOTHER GREEN LANTERN???

They just added a moose limb dude and a spic chick on top of the white guys and the literal nigger!

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A Poochie is a character that's both a Mary Sue and has no purpose being there besides trying to hamfistedly appeal to a broader demographic.

I don't usually buy into the REEEE black women ruining muh comics. But Bendis sure likes to create young super smart sassy black girls

>demand new chatacters
Who asked for more fucking DC characters? You can't name a single soul, strawman.

How does she even hack into it? I don't get it. If she can hack into it why can't other with more resources? What the fuck is this shit

>Bendis sure likes to create young super smart sassy black girls
Apparently he adopted one ( or two? ); so it's sorta like with Carlie Cooper being named after Quesada's daughter ( only, you know, way less creepy ).

Now we just get to wait to see if she goes Full Riri.

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Look dude new characters are fine. But now this girl, and Bendis' old character Iron Heart both are being Hero's by theft and I can't dig that.

This girl essentially stole a Lantern Battery and """HACKED""" into it. Now she's expecting to join the heros.

I know the Earth Lanterns have always had a contemp for authority, but they at least earned their powers. Characters like her and Iron Heart, (who stole radioactive material and the Iron Man tech), teach kids that the ends justify the means, and that if you can gain power through underhanded means then you should go ahead because you deserve it just for being you.

It's literally the antithesis of what hero's are supposed to teach.

If this chick had been a Green Lantern villan this origin would be totally on-point (again, same deal with Iron Heart).

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Keep the kid away from Hal

>Apparently he adopted one ( or two? )
His other OC is literally a black teenager being raised by two white people who adopted her ( Ma and Pa Kent style, as it turns out. Sorta: the dad's not from here either. )

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>demand new characters
I don't know anyone who actually demands for a new character, but if you create a new character that people actually like, they will probably demand to see more of that character. Currently, people (and Bendis) like Naomi more, so she will be pushed a bit more.

She was legal on her planet, user.

Wow, fuck off, we dont want a DC rehash of Moon Girl and Riri.

These are not new characters, Bendis has done this before.

Ok, so far we have Naomi, the Red Mist, Teen Lantern and the girl from Wonder Twins.

Anyone else has the feeling he can only draw on type of person with slightly variations?

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Bendis's business model is spamming as many zero effort diversity characters as he can so that they can appear in any "look we're diverse" books and collect royalty bucks

He's literally just creating crowd filler

>She was legal on her planet, user.
What's the legal age in Bolivia?

Oh, thought Bendy was trying to reenforce that black people steal.

>Bendis creates new character
>REEEEEEE why he doesn't use existing one
>Bendis uses old character
>REEEEEEE why he ruined my favorite character
He just can't win this fight, ain't he?

desu I think the superhero genre has enough underage minority super geniuses and it was only remotely good the one time.

But she isn't sassy

Doesn’t matter how you got the powers, it’s what you with it.

Technically, Teen Lantern is - at best - a co-OC since Gleason is at fault for (a) her design (b) race (c) feel and, quite possibly, back story. And since he's departing to Marble to exclusive, as soon as Young Justice is cancelled, Teen Lantern will more than likely be kill in the DCU.

Whereas Naomi will be forever and Bendis intends her to be Miles 2.0.

Also she's technically Russell's OC - at most, Bendis might have suggested it but Russell as as likely to have a diverse cast as any current comic creator so I doubt it.

Your only recourse is to stop buying his stuff and any other title that gets hampered with shit writers. Buy other comics instead. DC. Marvel. Indy. Even back issues. I've been buying a lot of bronze age DC. Horror. War. Western. It's all stuff that gets ignore these days, but they're some great comics and most are the same price or cheaper than today's $3.99 to 4.99 books. Go find something that you have never read before. New. Old. Doesn't matter.

You're full on delusional if you think anyone (here at least) asked for Bendis to do anything short of retire forever. Your even more delusional if you think anyone here wanted to see new characters and stories from him at all. This board wasn't enthused for him at day one. Now he's just continuing on the path of hackery that he started at Marvel.

>Hacked a GL ring
>uses it perfectly without training

Leifeld was right

>black character decides to take power from others without their permission or consent, aka theft.

What did Bendis mean by this?

Not true Lex

>Hacked into the green lantern
What?

It's a FUCKING LANTERN

>dcfags make fun of marlel because of bendis
>it happens to them
>laughter stops

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Kamala was new. And when she was first introduced she was a compelling, novel, and well-written character.
Gwenpool was new. And she was an endearing and entertaining character struggling to avoid becoming a redshirt in her own story.

It's not enough for a character to be new... they also have to be good.

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>LE RETIRE BENDIS XD
Good to know such rational people are behind the market at every step.

>they also have to be good
>praises early Gwenpool
wew

>hacked into a battery
>hacking a battery

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>hacked a green lantern ring from Bolivia
Bendis did this shit just so faggots would praise him for making a joke that Bolivia is a shithole and it's just as absurd to do any hacking from La Paz as it is for an 11 year old to hack a ring while theyckap it up cause they think it's woke. And he'll laugh at the faggots SO incredibly mad about it just pushing his character further and better than his writing ever could have due to the first group only caring that the second group hates it.

Nobody hates the new character they hate the fact that Bendis just does this shit over and over ands gets defended by wokefags obsessed with nothing but ideas regardless of story quality.

>she was an endearing and entertaining character
The only good thing was the art. Writing was shit. Would you read that shit if it wasn't for Gurihiru?

>t. The antagonist

They just call it a battery.

It's sure as fuck not a battery.

>the GL battery is just a battery
Filthy casuals all over this thread. Even the fucking cartoons imply more complexity, your know?

Old enough, user. Old enough.

He doesn't make new characters, he makes the same character, over and over and over.

I'm looking into it, but there aren't even that many blacks in Bolivia in the first place. If her location is that important that they had to mention it in her first appearance, why not use a place where it actually makes sense?

White guys, spic and nigger

>>it happens to them
>>laughter stops
You can almost feel sorry for them:

>Naomi may be the most remarkable hero to hit the comic stands in quite some time...but it has nothing to do with powers or abilities.

>It is long past time for some new superheroes to take center stage, and that couldn't be more apparent than with Wonder Comics' new series NAOMI. From the very first pages of NAOMI #1, it's obvious that this isn't your average superhero comic book. While the first few panels make it clear that the new series from Brian Michael Bendis, David Walker and artist Jamal Campbell takes place within the larger DC Universe, it's the first and sixth pages that really set the tone for the most sincere, inclusive and, yes, feminist comic you didn't know you needed…until now.

>Naomi is a young black teen, confidently sporting gold dreadlock cuff beads in her hair, representing a vision of a hero that accurately reflects the real world. It brings some always welcome diversity to a medium that still occasionally struggles with it. Superheroes don't have to be white men with unrealistic muscles bulging through spandex—a young WOC in cargo pants and a mustard yellow bomber jacket can save her own life (and maybe the world one day).

>Her two best friends are a goth girl dressed to the nines in edgy black clothes and a pink-haired bubbly optimist who looks like an Instagram Influencer come to life. These seemingly opposite character tropes could have been cliché had they not been written as best friends who share real love and trust with each other and don't roll their eyes at everything the other says, no matter if they agree or not.

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>Even the fucking cartoons imply more complexity
>so it makes even more sense that an 11 year old in a 3rd world country could hack it!
Wew, lad.

Is this like those "I invented a computer by putting a motherboard and a processor together" kids?

>CREATIVITY BAD
>FANTASY TRIGGERS ME
>THE GL BATTERY IS JUST A BATTERY
Okay, outrage fag.

I can't believe the damage Bendis has done over at DC, and how Dan Didio fucking loves it.
>Shits on the entire Green Lantern lore and cheapens the concept with a goddamn mary sue that "hacked" one of the most advanced tools in the universe. This is worse than Space Jesus Kyle
>Ages up Jon, bastardizes both Clark and Lois by sending him away with a crazed Jor-El, and now is sending him into the future with the LoSH so Bendis can push Naomi thus erasing original Jon indefinitely
I am fucking livid. This is the most hack shit you can pull, and SJW dumbass will defend it merely by the coincidence that these new characters are black. I hope sales tank and DC fucking bankrupts. Fuck Dan, Fuck Bendis, and while we're at it Fuck Tom King too

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Seen stranger stuff

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>another super genius black teen girl who can do no wrong
>and if she does wrong it's only because she meant well and is just soooo much smarter than everyone else
Bendis needs to keep his fetish in check
>I hacked a GL battery with Bobby Bolivia's laptop and now have powers

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>calls others "outrage fag"
>capslock
Whatever you say, snowflake.

>>Shits on the entire Green Lantern lore and cheapens the concept with a goddamn mary sue
Yeah I hated Ion too.

I'm betting this faggot isn't even reading TGL.

That's Hal's willpower being used. It makes perfect sense.

Riri
Lunela
Naomi
Keli

At least the last one is latina, but it’s just the same thing with a new coat of paint.

>Is this like those "I invented a computer by putting a motherboard and a processor together" kids?
No, she has a lGreen Lantern Ring that can make constructs ( although so far I don't think it does anything else, where a normal ring would be able to talk and act like a computer ect ).

This is more like Riri Williams:
Who built her own Iron Man suit after her teacher told her she would never be Tony Stark ( after she stood there demanding to be told she couldn't do something so she could then do it. ).

Did I mention that Riri is still a teenager but has a full ride to M.I.T. because OF COURSE SHE IS/DOES??

>I'm betting this faggot isn't even reading TGL.
Of course not, user: Bendis never reads things he's going to write!

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>can't even accept the simple premise of an overachieving character in a fictional universe where fucking Mr. Terrific exists
Yeah, I'm the creatively stunted one. Clearly.

>CREATIVITY BAD
>implying Bendis has creativity

>She """"""Hacked"""""" in to a power ring
>More Bendis fuckery

I am literally racking my brain. How do you go about hacking in to a Lantern, please tell me that they explain. You can't just say odd shit like that and not have an explanation.

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I was clearly talking about you, lorefag. Go write on a fucking fan wiki and stop passing off your autism as anything but.

No it doesn’t

How does the battery work in the first place, you fucking retard? Goddamn, this thread is full of morons.

...8?

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Do you want to know the amazing thing? We already have bootleg Lanterns, and she could have just hacked the Chinese Green Lantern technology which is just a WAY more simplistic ripoff of actual GL's that uses force fields.

Goddammit I'm still mad Super-Man and the JLC are gone. Is DC twitter at least getting under fire from all the stupid things they've pulled lately? Have sales been affected by King, Snyder, and Bendis at least? Give me some form of hope

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>the simple premise of an overachieving character
>who at 11 years old hacks into technology that his literally BILLIONS of years more advanced than that of her home planet
0/10 You're not even trying.

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>>gets a poochie that suddenly make all the old ones obsolete
That's not what poochie is and she doens't replace a character

>will something to happen
>it happens
It's just that easy.

This Bendis defender sure is strawmanning as hard as he can.

Keep making up an imaginary argument for you to win, you insipid retard.

Fuck off you apologist moron. There is no good reason whatsoever for an Earth teenager from buttfucking nowhere to have hacked one of the most complex devices ever created in the known universe. This is hack writing at it's worst. This is the same level as Dark Age peasant hacking a discarded Mother Box

>black character
>got her powers by stealing them

Pottery

Reminder that the smartest man on the planet didn't do it.

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>t. Please don't send Bendis back to Marvel

>a fictional universe where fucking Mr. Terrific exists
Has he hacked a Lantern?
Has Lex?

>>CREATIVITY BAD
How is adding Yet Another Young Brown Marysue in any way 'creative'?

She's just Riri Williams in Jr High ripping off Green Lantern rather than Tony Stark, ffs!

>I HATE THESE CHARACTERS
>SO HERE'S ANOTHER THREAD OF THEM
You're really sticking it to Bendis

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>>black character
>>got her powers by stealing them
OH, SHIT!

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>Has he hacked a Lantern?
He can't be detected by any electronics. He's literally invisible to them. We've known Lanterns who modify their equipment and we've seen Hal fly across space and time without any juice left.

You tell me which one's the more "Mary Sue" trait.

>Has Lex?
Lex was Supes's most famous adversary and he still got elected. He's a Mary Sue incarnate. You simply don't know what you're talking about.

>green magical constructs coming out a ring? GOOD
>that magical constuct can be fucked with? BAD

>MUH MARY SUE
Just fuck off and die lmao

There are tons of DC characters that rely on being overpowered as fuck but the brown girl? That one has to go! It's bad faith cuckery from people who don't even know who Ion is.

>these goalposts? I shall move them!
That was an awful lot of words words words just to say, "no."

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>lmao
You have to go back.

Next she'll power-ring up a bike and STEAL THAT TOO!

Have the (You) you desperately wanted, whore. Want another? You got to work for it.

>You tell me which one's the more "Mary Sue" trait.
>He's a Mary Sue incarnate.
And yet:
>>MUH MARY SUE
>Just fuck off and die lmao
The Bendis Defence Force can't into their own continuity either!

POTTERY!
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The Power Battery was created by the Malthusians over eons ago, near the beginning of time. An ancient race so powerful and wise they managed to shed emotion in favor of logic and reasoning.

You're telling me that a ten year old girl from Earth just managed to decrypt not only an ancient language, but an alien one at that, then just clacked away on her keyboard and "hacked" the Universes' most powerful weapon with no effort? Ted Kord couldn't do that. Brainiac would spend decades analyzing it before figuring it out, but a fucking child has no issue?

I literally told you past Lanterns have modified their equipment, ESL cunt. I presented two cases of your so called Mary Sue writing (weird that none of these characters are self-inserts, huh?) and your best reply is a non-meme.

What a pathetic existence you lead, bitching about a medium your autism won't let you enjoy.

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You mean to tell me that a piece of technology so intricate and ancient wouldn't have fail safes to protect against someone stealing the power? Something like, I dunno off the top of my head, NOT HAVING SUFFICIENT WILLPOWER TO WIELD THE DAMN THING. You are the reason this is happening, you fucking baseborn consumer.

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Lmao, what does that have to do with past Lanterns literally breaking their own lore and modifying their equipment as their see fit? What does that have to do with Hal forcing his will so much that he could eliminate the entire Corps DESPITE the rules in place?

Why can't you read the comic books you bitch about so fucking much?

>I literally told you past Lanterns have modified their equipment
>ignoring the question, "have either Mr Terrific or Lex Luthor hacked a Lantern"
ESL, indeed.

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>black girl stole something
that's pretty racist

>Modifying their equipment
They willed their equipment to be modifyed. Id est, the ring had already chosen them and obeyed their commands. They didn't bust open a ring with a philips head and make the thing work.

And Hal is absolutely a Mary Sue, no argument there. If it was my choice Johns would go jump in a lake for starting that stupid fucking trend of "outwilling" things. But him being writen like trash doesn't excuse someone else writing like trash.

>past Lanterns have modified their equipment
Right: so people who have access to, and admin privileges ON, said equipment ... vs a child in the third world on Earth?

You're not very good at this, Brian.

>can other Lanterns hack into their equipment?
>yeah, read more comic books
>w-well what about Lex and Terrific? Are they overpowered too?
>Yeah, read more comic books
Did you notice a pattern, casual?

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>What a pathetic existence you lead, bitching about a medium your autism won't let you enjoy.
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???

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Maybe she did. Maybe she just thinks she hacked lantern tech but in fact she was so obsessed with making it work that the lantern responded to her willpower.

I think another key factor people are missing in regard to why this should be fucking impossible is the mental an emotional training Lanterns need in order to even use their ring. The technical aspect is only one half of the equation. What fear is "Teen Lantern" overcoming? Nevertheless I don't think any Earth teenager is disciplined nor emotionally stable enough to use these things. Jessica Cruz at least had a crippling fear to overcome, and slowly began to master it and her ring thanks to the support of The Justice League and GLC.

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>read more comic books
>he posted on /co
Should we tell him?

But they explicitly said it didn't and that it was all her hacking that made it work. GLfags wouldn't be nearly as pissed if that was the case.

>and admin privileges ON
But they don't have admin privileges on, user. That's precisely my fucking point: you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Kyle didn’t need training

That's funny, I've read GL cover to cover on just about every run and I've never once seen a Green Lantern hacking into their own equipment before Teen Lantern.

Could it be that you're a lying piece of shit? Yeah, that's an overwhelming possiblity.

>Get btfo
>"I-it's just a meme bruh"

Black Mary Sue ,

So is this Teen Lantern's first actual appearance or are there other pages where she's in?

Also, does this open the door to other "-een" Lanterns? Mean Lantern? Spleen Lantern? Neil Breen Lantern?

Yeah and everyone keeps calling out Kyle for his bullshit mastery of the entire Emotional Spectrum. One retarded decision doesn't validate another.

I wish that badly drawn cover was canon, the one where young Justice is in a circle and she has a giant head. Then you could say she was the daughter of John Hammond and it would be a little more reasonable

>There are tons of DC characters that rely on being overpowered as fuck but the brown girl? That one has to go! It's bad faith cuckery from people who don't even know who Ion is.
Bends >> I can't wait for Superman to die again and a better teenage Black girl to take over the mantle!

>I-ive never seen any Lanterns fuck with their equipment
The second the last GL issue features Hal literally going into his ring and moving it across space and time as it dies. But I'm sure you knew about that. Right?

She's appeared several times in Bendis's Young Justice book, but this is him finally getting around to "explaining" who the hell she is.

Hector Hammond*

Got those pages? I'd like to see if she's OP out of the box or if there's some semblance of a flaw.

Bendis is literally trying everything to make Black Girl relevant.

That's not hacking, retard. That's him willing it across space and time. You sure do know your GL lore if you don't even know what the driving force behind their powers are. Fucking idiot.

Accusing other people won't help you, Bendis defender I also cannot stand more Bendis comics anymore. I droped the book loooooong ago, washed my hands after that.

I don't know a whole lot about Green Lantern but I'm pretty sure this shouldn't be possible.

Imagine being such a pathetic faggot this desperate for attention that the only way to get it is by playing Bendis defender trying to validate stupid creative choices that shit on canon.
Specifically just little girls? Because god damn, I'm still waiting for Bumblebee or Vixen to be relevant

Bendis really thinks he's fooling everyone, doesn't he?

Just look at the man. Bendis has sucked so much dick he's turning into one!

>That's him willing it across space and time
Without any power left? Mary Sue shit if you ask me. That doesn't explain HOW he got in the fucking ring and it's directly related to his control over his own hardware. To the point where his own ring manifests an avatar.

>That's not hacking
>That's him willing it across space and time.
Honestly not sure if this is low quality bait or genuine autism, senpai.

Imagine being such a filthy casual that you think a girl hacking a Lantern is simply too Mary Sueish for the DC universe.

Why the fuck does this guy ruin everything

>there aren't even that many blacks in Bolivia in the first place
Yeah there is, they literally have an african royalty living in Bolivia.

I genuinely feel bad for DC bros but he's your problem now.

>C-C-Casual!
EVERYONE LOOK AT HIM! EVERYONE PLEASE GIVE THE MAN THE ATTENTION THE WHORE WANTS! Are you feeling better yet?

He thinks that because the average Bolivian isn't pitch black dark he must be white and therefore Bendis is racist somehow.

This is horrible writing.

>OMG LE ATTENTION WHORE BETTER KEEP FREDING IT
Just admit you don't actually read comic books. Fuck off back to your video games.

Don't forget that black hand in the silver age literally built a device that did the same thing as teen lantern.

See ya on Young Justice, where for his next trick, Bendis will make Tim gay .He also has to make Kon gay too or else he and Tim can't be a couple.

>HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
But he already did it, 30 Miunutes ago.

>talks shit on comicbookfags
>see 100 threads in the last couple days on /vp/ making racist slurs to Masuda because MUH 800 POKEMON
Fuck off faggot, you aren't any better.

I thank you for the pity. No one deserves Bendis.

You know what makes me angry? The fact that this series ended on Issue 24, one issue away from a 25th where Yang could have used the extra pages to wrap up several plotlines, but of course DC canceled it before that could happen

I don't even think you read comics, you're just some /pol/ack shitposting.

Kek look at the adorable little strawman he keeps putting up. We all know the only faggot here that doesn't read shit is you, pal. Go on, reply again. Dance for me bitch. I'm the only human contact you're getting today so lets make it fun

... that is just dumb

I hate Bendis with passion he is just a PC wanker who leaves a trail of destruction.

>Got those pages? I'd like to see if she's OP out of the box
Not the same user you were responding to, but: remember this is the full team and Bendis is always decompressed as FUCK, user.

She just showed up out of the blue right before they all got sucked into Jem World ( as did Jenny Hex ), so the bit above was the first time anyone got a good look at her or had any backstory.

We just know she's really young and can make green constructs ( and claims she hacked the Lantern's battery to do so ).

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Silver Age isn't modern comics. Lex Luthor literally went back in time, banged Superman's mother, became his father and sent him to Earth in an attempt to prevent him from being arrested by Supes.
Silver Age was rule of lolwhatevs like boats made of spiderwebbing.

Bendis has some kind of fetish for black people and Gays.
>Bendis goes to DC
>DC INSTANTLY goes to shit
Why won't they just get rid of him

Every. Fucking. Summer.

I ask for new villains or cast members. Not for new heroes and/or legacies.

Next he will have a black teenage girl take Superman's powers and keep Clark on ice for a few years.

Literally "no that doesn't count: the post" lmao.

I'm done, dc comics is dead
I swear the longer Bendis writes this shit, the more evidence I have to confirm my theory that Bendis came to DC just to kill it from the inside and plans on going back to Marvel after his job is done

>>OMG LE
Go back to plebbit, faggot.

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This is why I dropped reading Superman.
Why does DC handling over everything to the man who started the destruction of Marvel Comics.

Gwenpool was good, but a lot of it came from the interactions with other characters. ie Batroc-Dad.

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It's funny how Benids succeeded in making people here really hate Superman

Jesus what an obnoxious bitch of a character.

>lol
Bendis What is Bendis's weird fixation with Gay Clones and Black teens about?

>Fuck Dan, Fuck Bendis, and while we're at it Fuck Tom King too
Based.

Yeah dude, all people wanted is another earth GL.
Like, it is the most asked thing ever, there are so few after all.

>all people wanted is another earth GL
Could be worse: he could have added yet another CORPS to the goddamned FULL SPECTRUM we already had ... you know, like Snyder did.

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I don't hate Superman. He's my favorite superhero, as a matter of fact. But I do hate what DC is doing to him via Bendis, WB and CW. His character is being assassinated on three different media platforms.

It's so crazy how there's multiple threads whining about black character
>
Oh look
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It's almost as if you guys both have a knee jerk reaction to label new black OCs mary sues.
Weird.

Thanks for the sympathy, Marvel bro

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>demand new chatacters
I want like, 90% of the current characters dead. Second to last thing I wanted was yet another lantern, the very last thing I want is another fag in the Flash family.

ONCE is an isolated incident:
Twice *might* be a coincidence:
But THREE TIMES?? Three times is a PATTERN:

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Are you talking about bendis the racist response these character get from Yea Forums?

The former.

Calling a nigger a nigger is any day ending in 'y' around here.

>Kneejerk
Fuck off. Bendis is actually a disservice to black people everywhere

That’s what they all say

>Stole it
Typical

>11 Year old lantern
>Spunky and Sassy lil sister of the group
>New hotness Bolivian Chocolate
Hal's harem just got another one.

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Are you ready for a second black female lantern this year? At least she won't be written by Benis

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oh come on, she still has two years before that superhero name actually makes sense.

I’m actually excited for her

Also, who the fuck just left a power battery lying around?

More like Collard Greens Lantern.

I really hope it will be a 'mature readers' take on the GL lore, which is something new at least

Probably Hal or Guy

How do you hack an emotion?

>Demand new characters
Literally nobody does this.

It's a mix of technology and the emotional spectrum. A justification would have to come up for the emotional aspect, which could be the battery recognizing her intent and courageous attitude or something. Obviously it's stupid but the rules are always getting reworked or reinterpreted.

Did she find a GL ring or did she make one? Sounds impossible to do either considering a GL ring would just go back to Oa and it sounds even more impossible to make one from scratch.

>Jayna
That can't be a real name.

>Eleven-years-old
>"hacked into a power battery"
>people like her instantly
Mary sue, alright. And that's not even getting into the fucking deal that EARTH NEEDS NO MORE GREEN LANTERNS!

Who the fuck wants more characters?
There are hundr of already existing characters who get absolutely no attention.

She doesn't use a power ring, she uses a found power battery.

Nigga, if we overlook the fact that she has a stupid reason for being a green lantern, why the fuck does she have to be green?
Like, fuck, if it has to be a lantern, why not a Blue or yellow lantern?

Superman turned from one of my most favorite ongoings into the one I outright refuse to read.
All thanks to Benis himself.
I fucking hate him and I wonder how the hell he's even allowed to hold anything to draw with.

Bendis doesn't know about the other color lanterns. Do you think he reads comic books? Nigga please. Bendis doesn't even read his own scripts.

>if we overlook the fact that she has a stupid reason for being a green lantern,
I really don't see the problem.

A much more interesting idea would be if she got chosen by a Sinestro Corps or Red Lantern Ring because she had a shitty life in Boliva, but was still outwardly happy and friendly despite being a frightened or angry young girl to make the ring work.

This looks really cool.

>knowhere
This was back when Bendis thought the movie wasn't actually going to take place inside the giant dead body of a cosmic being. It's hilariouis how little the movie people talk with the comics people.

>>bitch when new characters are introduced

How is this "new"? HOW IS THIS LITTLE SHIT ANY DIFFERENT FROM RIRI?

Thank you for posting this. I didn't have it digitally, and people haven't believed me when I told them that her origin is literally "no, you need to oppress me so I can break the glass ceiling"

There's nothing remotely similar about the two except their race. What's your point? Are we policing white writers now?

>her origin is literally "no, you need to oppress me so I can break the glass ceiling"
It's literally a joke.

It's a jokey scene user.

>Are we policing white writers now?
Only when they're creating black people. Oooh I'm so mad that black people exist.

Don't drag Wonder Twins into this you faggot
She's an alien

I just want Kong Kenan, Sideways, and child Jon to come back, is that too much to ask?

It's her only origin story, though.

Except if you LITERALLY steal them.

As I said, that's the background for like, any villan. They should be shut down by the superhero community. Be told we appreciate that you had your heart in the right place. But stealing is wrong no matter what. When you make your own power armor, and have a will strong enough to get a power ring, then we'll gladly accept you.

Scott Lang did it and everybody loves him, at least the MCU version

I would say her origin story when she built her armor in MIT.

>They should be shut down by the superhero community
How absolutely humorless of a person you must be.

We got 5 heroes right now that is used to be criminals.

You know what? All of them are criminals.

MCU Scott was also personally chosen and trained by Pym

You mean when she stole supplies from MIT to make a copycat Iron Man suit? And then MIT rewarded her for it with her own lab and fully funded supplies?

What do I need to do to have my OC green lantern accepted by DC?

It's like how the government will hire hackers. They clearly know what thry're doing so why punish them?

>11 year old
>looks like 40 year old woman
What did they mean by this?

>black people can hack into a green lantern power battery
>alien X somehow can't
Holy fucking bullshit. Halfags, explain yourself.

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except they are both bitchy and have stolen equipment

Easy. Failure X ain’t worth shit. Teen Lantern would murder him

Another point for AlienXchads. Death Battle must be seething right now.

The mature women in your area do very for themselves.

Doctor manhattan can't hack into it too.

so we are supposed to believe that you can hack into lantern batteries now? Why the fuck haven't any other character done this yet. Why the fuck hasn't Brainiac just hack every single fucking battery in the universe, or is this girl somehow smarter than every one

>Consistent GL lore

An oxymoron.

Guess she kicks his ass too

>Ask for new characters

FUCKING
WHO DOES THAT
WHO IS ASKING, AND FROM BENDIS NO LESS

>Why the fuck hasn't Brainiac just hack every single fucking battery in the universe,
Brainiac only cares about knowledge you fucking casual.

Forget Alien X. Upgrade, Jury Rigg, and Grey Matter could also tamper with the ring going off this feat. They had no idea what they were doing that DeathBattle.

I didn't feel like making the joke but since you started it Alien X definitely dumped Bendis into the GL universe.

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you don't think GL rings have knowledge you fucking hypocrite. They are universal translators and have info on a vast amount of stuff in the universe
of course white knights call everyone a casual when they haven't even read a single comic

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>MUH CARTOON CHARACTER SHOULD'VE WON
So much cringe.

He’s been there for over a year now

>They are universal translators and have info on a vast amount of stuff in the universe
So does Brainiac.

It's not the fault of Benchads that a little black favela girl is smarter than the guardians behind some shitty jewelry.

that doesn't mean Braniac has the knowledge the rings have
and you ignore the possability of Brainiac using the batteries to, I don't know use them as fucking weapons
this character is shit and the idea of hacking into a lantern battery is shit

I mean he did just outright capture the GLC back when one of his bodies was being controlled by Larfleeze.

Oh yeah, they're chads that can't get over an n9n-canon fight.

Pathetic.
Ben > Black girl > Green Lantern Power Battery
And it's canon too.

Simon, John, and Jess are actually cool though. This girl is just fucking stupid.

Reminds me of how, on Crime Syndicate Earth, Johnny Quick got his powers from killing Barry and injecting his blood like heroin into his own veins to get fast. Aren't most of the Batman Metal characters the embodyment of this too?

N9ncanon or not, it's just memes. This obviously isn't a very serious thread.

John is ok but he's really boring on his own
Simon is shit
Jess is cool

>that doesn't mean Braniac has the knowledge the rings have
Maybe it does, you don't know because you're just looking to bitch.

Would Manhattan lose to a power battery if it was going all-out against him? He managed to destroy a ring.

>demand new characters
>get legacy/green lantern

THATS NOT WHAT WE MEANT BY NEW

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Manhattan just don't understand it because emotions lol.

>Maybe it does, you don't know because you're just looking to bitch.
At no point as Brainiac ever been shown to use a lantern ring.

and maybe it doesn't. look I can use the word maybe also
this is a shit character just like every other bendis character so please white knight somewhere else

Because he's got no reason to.

Still mad over Ben getting literally stomped?

their argument is that Brainiac just doesn't feel like taking over lantern rings

he has plenty of reasons to
hell any highly intelligent being can now just take over lantern batteries. Whats stopping Luthor from hacking into the earth lantern rights.

Bolivia isn't that bad.

El Salvador or Honduras would work. But being from Bolivia she should look more Quechua or something and less of African descent.

It was literally people like you that defended Hosoya when the Tatsuki firing in Kemono Friends happened

Why wouldn't Brainiac want to learn how the Green Lantern ring work. It's a fucking free energy source of immense power. You'd think a guy like Brainiac would be all for getting that, or, at the very least, understanding it.

>he has plenty of reasons to
No he doesn't.

This could be a great story. Braniac hacks into a lantern ring after much difficulty and starts collecting rings from members before Teen Lantern hacks into and completely destroys Braniac.

white knights don't care and just want to defend the character
great response. Truly you are a master of debate

>Why wouldn't Brainiac want to learn how the Green Lantern ring work
He already does and he doesn't care because it ain't knowledge.

Why doesn't Brainiac do x instead of Y? Because X isn't his character's gimmick.

it is knowledge and it has a vast amount of knowledge about the universe
again read a fucking comic before you start white knighting

so why doesn't Luthor just start hacking all the lantern batteries
why didn't he do it before?

So you mean to tell me the idea of harnassing literally emotional energy and condensing it down into a battery and a ring as the controller to great constructs based solely on the willpower and creativity of the user isn't knowledge that Brainiac would want?

Let me pitch you an actual new character. You want it to be black? You want it to be a woman? No problem.

>be black girl still in school
>quite shy and don't hang out with friends that much
>usually volunteer myself in the nearest orphanage
>one day on the way to volunteer, found a doll on the side of the road
>the doll seem to be calling to me
>when I touch it, a surge of energy went into me
>I had a kind of prophecy
>I now harbor an evil demonic spirit that would try to corrupt any host that it enters
>I was chosen to be the new host because I have a pure heart in a world full of corruption
The personality she would have is like an innocent shy school girl. So, how did I do?

Yeah how'd that work out for the dead founders of wikileaks?

Why don't they go after nth metal or the blue beetle's scarab? Let's go down this rabbit hole where you hobby is just junk writing and how you been wasting your entire lives.
Why doesn't lex luthor just learn magic?
Why doesn't he realize that clark kent is superman?
Why doesn't Batman just kill the joker?

I think making her a heroic lantern of the sinestro corps would have been better. Or any lantern color that's not green

Yeah, Brainiac doesn't care about emotions.

the black bolivians dont consider themselves bolivian and are 1 percent of the population. an african black character calling themselves bolivian is almost impossible.

bolivia isnt brazil. it isnt mixed at all, but no doubt bendis and the rest of you fucks think all of south america is mixed like brazil and the carribean

>Why don't they go after nth metal or the blue beetle's scarab?
because they are too high tech
>Why doesn't lex luthor just learn magic?
could make for an interesting couple of issues
>Why doesn't he realize that clark kent is superman?
many people have tried to explain it
Why doesn't Batman just kill the joker?
because he doesn't want to become a killer

>Let's go down this rabbit hole where you hobby is just junk writing and how you been wasting your entire lives.
they opened the fucking rabbit hole when they allowed a damn teenage girl to hack into one of the most powerful weapons in the entire universe

I think Brianiac 2, the leader of LEGION, had some green lantern stuff going on in his comic. I don't recall exactly but I think he said the rings were too inconsistent over building his own tech or that he didn't want tech that the guardians knew better than he did and would be able to take control away form him.

>because they are too high tech
And here I thought Lex luthor and Brainiac was supposed to be smart.

Just change it a bit then.
>black school girl
>nice, shy and innocent
>yellow rings chose her as a new host
>it's because she knows what fear is
>she won't be corrupted because of her pure heart
>she choose to be a hero
There. Good enough?

>Why don't they go after nth metal
Because the Hawks keep it guarded and as, as far as I know, the only Nth Metal on Earth are with Kater and Kendra and before then, an ancient Thanagarian ship.

that would have been a much better option
I would actually read a comic with this premise. Hell you could add even more to it like Sinestro trying to get her to be more like him or some shit

>11 years old
>call me Teen Lantern

What did she mean by this?

>Leifeld was right
what did he say?

Face looks rigid like a painting terrible. Forcing SJW shit doesn't require good drawing I guess. And certainly not good writing. I miss Blade and other black superheroes who weren't so forced or one-dimensional.

Oh yeah that's where you draw the line. Kids have been using advanced technology in comics for decades. How is this any different from that japanese toyman or Valerie Richards?

A good teacher would have ignored the question until after quiet time and then had a conversation with the niglet about arrogance and social behaviour.

>Dad abandoned her
At least that part is realistic.

America doesn't have good teachers.

Bendis is an hack. There could have been man other ways for her to get the powers but nope, she has to be the best in the universe.
But then again, you really shouldn't pay too much attention to youtube's fanfic

The first one, whatever copypaste PC shit Bendis shits out, is better than desecrating old characters. So he can win by doing the first one.

kids haven't been the smartest fucking things in the universe
this is shit writing and a shit character, no amount of white knighting will change peoples minds

>it’s what you with it.
Is this ebonics?

Shut up, Brian.

>she has to be the best in the universe.
Bendis never said that, none of the character said that, you're reading superhero comics where people create fully conscious A.I. on their downtime.

>Kyle was the only one of the "older" lanterns to not btfo of Hal in his cover

I wonder why HEAT hate him so much and not the other two for example.

This is bretty good writing if a bit unoriginal. A glancing hit to my feels bc I am a altruist too.

I sacrificed 20 babies to gain the super powers
If I use my powers for good than people should ignore how I got these powers

>kids haven't been the smartest fucking things in the universe
Yeah they have, little kids have been hacking kryptonian robots long before you even read comics.

Kyle is annoying

TECH HERESY

Super-Man was another example of "legacy" that isn't a legacy done right.

Are you equating baby murder with leeching off a minute amount of energy?

Is`n she bolivian? why is she black? black bolivians are non existent.

Okay, schizo.

tell me all the child characters smarter than Lex,Brainiac and Batman

>Hates Kenan
Fuck you, you tasteless faggot

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Bolivian

read the fucking post

>No it doesn’t
Do you assert willpower when you are dreaming to wake up from a nightmare or otherwise influence a dream ? Maybe so.

This is literally Hal's redemption arc.

Ahem.

Fuck bendis

ya and people gave him shit about for a long time
they didn't just accept him with open arms

And with her power she can make bikes for other people so she can steal them. But she can't make a dad...

Then the hacker girl doesn't even need a compelling origin. She willed the hacking. There.

>an african royalty living in Bolivia

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Valeria Richards
Natasha irons
Maxine Hunkel
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Amadeus Cho

>The Afro-Bolivians are recognized as one of the constituent ethnic groups of Bolivia by the country's government, and are ceremonially led by a king who traces his descent back to a line of monarchs that reigned in Africa during the medieval period.

WE

Because he actually ended up replacing Hal rather than what John and Guy did. Guy also got brain damage for 10 real-time years then got his shit beat in by Hal and was forced to give up his ring. Not exactly a threat.

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>they didn't just accept him with open arms
He is considered the greatest Lantern ever, you fucking casual. Everybody loves him. Even the people he murdered.

Autism is irrelevant here.

read the fucking comics again, They gave him shit for doing what he did for a long time. He has to earn his title and trust back
read the fucking comics

Lore-wise, the green lantern ring is literally considered the most powerful weapon in the universe.

No one ever did what Bendis' OC did, not even characters whose whole motif is being dangerously smart. No one did, not even the first lantern or the Controllers.

Yet she did and she act like it was not big deal. If you like that, that's fine. But don't act like her gimmick isn't being a Mary Sue

>black character getting criticism
I must prove how not racist I am by defending every black character, writing quality be damned

Re-read my reply fag

>bendis
>caring about lore and continuity

>He has to earn his title and trust back
How do you gain the trust of people you savagely murdered in cold blood for personal gain, if not through forced, back writing? How is this any better than hacking a Lantern to SAVE PEOPLE?

You're an insufferable, unreasonable faggot.

>There. Good enough?
Way better than Bendis

>the green lantern ring is literally considered the most powerful weapon in the universe.
Ok but in the actual comics it's not. Multiple have found way to depower lanterns and brute force can shatter constructs.

Insults are not arguments. I guess you can't understand professionalism.

>Lore-wise, the green lantern ring is literally considered the most powerful weapon in the universe
It's greatest user punches people with it. That's your precious lore.

>No one ever did what Bendis' OC did, not even characters whose whole motif is being dangerously smart.

If you want to be pedantic, the Weaponers of Qward did. They created the yellow ring Sinestro used for years and it was able to siphon off energy from Greens to power itself which Guy ended up figuring out when he stole it from them. It's a pretty short leap for them to end up doing something on the level that Teen Lantern is doing.

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>No one ever did what Bendis' OC did, not even characters whose whole motif is being dangerously smart. No one did, not even the first lantern or the Controllers.
That you know of. All this criticism rest on the idea that you know what you're talking about.
And I don't think you do.

Sounds really fucking gay.

Yep he gives no shits and no editor is keeping him to any sort of consistency

well you start by saving the universe several times
>How is this any better than hacking a Lantern to SAVE PEOPLE?
I don;t give a fuck why she hacked a lantern I care about how this destroys a large portion of the lore

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Bolivian
25.000 people on a population of 11.500.000-
0.2%

But there are black people in bolivia. Enough for their to be a community.

thats not the same thing as hacking a battery though, that's creating a weapon that counters the lantern rings

>Apparently he adopted one ( or two? ); so it's sorta like with
Bendis has admitted that he does those black teenager heroes for her two adopted black daughters. it's kind a sweet in a way, too bad Bendis is not a better writer and make those characters to be atleast tolerable.

I think you are an idiot without argouments.

Explain Black hand.

...

And what sort of come-back this would be? Do you even know how the green lanterns works? You think Hal punching people with it is something that contradicts its use? You are fucking stupid.

You're intentionally missing the point to try and make the other user seem casual, thus an attempt to devalue what he said. This isn't about power level nonsense, this is about one of the most versatile and complex weapons ever conceived, created/duplicated only by a select few I might add, being devalued by a little mary sue girl from a primitive species who does whatever she wants with the technology. This entire concept shits on Green Lantern lore. The Weaponers of Qward? The Dark Stars? Guess they're not longer hot shit.

are people actually defending bendis or is this mostly shitposting

There are still black people in bolivia.

>I don;t give a fuck why she hacked a lantern
Conveniently established when you're justifying the cosmic murderer who went on more than one metaversal slaughter at his popularity height.

This girl's origin story though? Unforgivable!

>You're intentionally missing the point to try and make the other user seem casual
I'm not "making" him look like a casual.

The original rings they made did not only just counter them. It literally drained the energy from them and put that energy into Sinestros own ring because Qward obviously did not have a Central Battery of their own to power him. The later ones they gave to Nero FUCKING RIP for whatever reason did not have this function and later on in Sinestro Corps War when they created their own Battery, it was only the manhunters that drained/replenished. This doesn't make her any more stupid than she is, but there is a precedent for it. It's just no one ever decided to follow up on it.

This is what happens on Yea Forums on the regular; casuals from Reddit come here to larp as willfully ignorant faggots because they're that starved for attention. Like this faggot

> The Weaponers of Qward? The Dark Stars? Guess they're not longer hot shit
Well they're not.

Wasn't talking about mimic the GL powers, many did that.
What she did was basically being able to use their powers without having the ability to overcome great fears. Because she is too smart. That's not what the GLs are about.

>Do you even know how the green lanterns works?
Do you? They're the most powerful weapon in the universe depending on its user. That's my point. Who cares if the girl can use it? There's millions of NPC, unknown GLs out there and we don't spend our waking hours wondering if they should be able to use their powers just because they can't be Hal Jordan.

makes sense

>What she did was basically being able to use their powers without having the ability to overcome great fears.

Again, if you wanna get pedantic this is literally Kyle's core character trait through the early 90's. Being chosen at random and having none of the requirements while everyone shit on him because of that.

Using it isn't the fucking issue, you moron. It's her "hacking" it, somehow able to comprehend the very nature and mechanics of technology few beings have ever done.

You don't have to defend Bendis to realize some people ITT are bitching for the sake of bitching. Putting casuals in their place is Yea Forums business as usual.

this right here is why people hate "diversity"
because we end up with people who will defend shit writing for their diverse character

She's doing what Black Hand originally did.
That's why everyone complaining about her is a moron, we already know that this is entirely within the realm of possibility for green lantern lore.

>It's her "hacking" it
For the hundredth fucking time, this has never been an issue when it comes to how superheroes process or develop their powers. Other heroes have insanely stupider feats or even accidents as their origin stories.

go back please

>many did that
Oh, no biggie. They just have Lantern-tier powers. Hacking it is the problem.

>She's doing what Black Hand originally did.

I'll always hate Johns for a lot of things he did to GL lore and love him for some of the things he did, but Christ what he did to Black Hand was just awful.

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In three paragraphs all that's mentioned is how they look, what they are, and what they're wearing. No time is wasted on why anybody should give a shit about them.

Tells you everything about where their priorities are at.

The gods of yesterday are dead. The new gods are boring high school cliques.

The most offensive thing about all of this is the inappropriate use of the word "sincere."

You have no argument and are continually being a contrarian fuck defending shit writing for the sake of attention. Eat a dick

The most ironic thing about it is Bendis' BLACKENING™ is because his daughter is black but who AFAIK is adopted.

Crawl back to whatever joyless hellhole you came from and stop confusing your chronic depression as enthusiasm.

But that has never been the case for a Green Lantern Power Battery to function like a computer. It only does so now because Bendis needed it to to facilitate his new character.

>saw in another thread an user talking about how Bendis would make a black little girl genius who would hack a power ring
>thought he was just criticizing Bendis' character writing by parodying the stereotypes he tends to use
>the joke is fucking real
I... I really thought he was just joking.
I have no words.

Also really fucking cliche as hell, I mean even Danny Phantom had black best friend and goth love interest and that was 15 years ago.

>being adopted negates your race
By far the dumbest post yet.

>to function like a computer
It doesn't have to be a computer to be hacked, you absolute waste of brain cells.

She didn't hack a powe ring, a battery is not the same thing as a power ring.

do you know what hacking is?

Funny is that is exactly how Naomi is written. She comes in feeling isolated being the only black person in town, even though she has a loving family and friends.

>I hacked into the green lantern battery to make it work for me

I j-just... WHAT?! I can tolerate a portion of Bendis and the way he writes, but this is unacceptable! Who fucking approved this shit??

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And its much worse than somehow "hacking" a ring.

does bendis?

From my studies, it seems like the best way to create a black character is just let the Japanese handle it.
>American writers

doubt it

I would argue the exact opposite. The battery is a relatively dumber tech than the ring, just a energy collector. I can totally buy someone finding out how to access the energy in it.

You can hack all kinds of electronics, but the thing you're actually fucking with is nothing but code. You're so stupid you think the Lantern has to be a laptop or something.

Bendis gives no shits to continuity and Editors haven't done their job in years.

Both need a new batch of Jim Shooter that actually give a shit.

The real problem with these characters just isn't the characters.
It's all Bendis being completely oblivious to the bullshit he is fabricating and how much of a cunt he's writing.
Riri handled by any other writer works because she suddenly becomes self-aware and has to work around being bad with handling people, making her a nuanced character with a big fat weakness.
Also she has to chip in with her mom to keep the family afloat, struggles with the absence of her father etc.
Suddenly it's about living in a society where others are way less fortunate than her, where exploitation and child poverty are real concerns.
You know, real people problems and concerns.
Then being abrasive or harsh becomes understandable and part of the struggle.
Ironheart is not a great series, but it is an okay series about a person I do not hate.
And the comparison to Bendis' writing is staggering

The problem really isn't about the color of their skin but Bendis' lack of any shame or self-awareness in his writing.
It's cool if he likes his kids. He just has absolutely no idea about the people he writes for, where they come from, what they are like, why they are like that etc.
He just makes characters that are similar to his kids and then he can't ever admit to them being in the wrong or allow them to be hurt or troubled. He is that asshole who tells you about how exciting it was when his baby learned to sit for an hour, utterly oblivious to how incredibly subjective that is.
He's the "My Kid Would Never!" parent.

Dumbass, the point I'm making is that he's fixated on blackening but it's not even a daughter by blood that prompted the fixation. If she was his and half caste or something then it would be a little more rational.

Who is best black girl in mangaverse?

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tell me how I can hack a battery

You don't even know what you're supposed to be angry at.

That's lazy bullshit writing shorthand.

"Oh how did you get past :blank: "

"I hacked it."

Regardless of anything its shit writing

That has nothing to do with race. Every single teenager feels that way.

I think what's the most infuriating about this is that we already have too many human Green Lanterns. We had too many even before Simon and Jessica showed up. We've got so many that we've needed a containment book for all the extras since the New 52 started. This just adds one more onto the pile that'll be completely forgotten about once Bendis' run is over.

It'd be more like an electrical grid rather than an actual battery which is definitely hackable.

That’s still his kid, blood’s got nothing to do with it

I came into this thread with an open mind, not planning on immediately hating this character and arguing in their favor.

But "I'm 11 and casually hacked the Green Lantern power source from my home and now am operating as a Lantern without the Guardians of Oa knowing" is a bit much.

What do you keep implying it's just a battery, you fucking retard? It's never been just that.

>that doesn't count!
Sucks to be you.

Loving his daughter and considering her his own in spite of her being adopted is what any loving parent would do. This is bad because...?

I just remembered that in JLA Classified the villain in Morrison's arc was originally supposed to be Black Hand but then he was told Johns was going to use him, so he changed his character's name to Black Death.

Well to be fair, she doesn't really know if they don't know. They could could know and just not care because the energy she's using could be so minute that it could registered as just fluctuations.

>"Discriminate against me so I can prove you wrong."
>"But I believe you can do anything."
>"Reeee."

Is this just a really obnoxious way of her asking for direction in life?

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Or her ambition alone was proof of her will. There's a lot to read here but BLACK GIRL BAD.

Riri is a special girl for sure.

Damn thing reads like an affirmative action parody.

it's really not worth filling in Bendis plot holes. Its a thankless gesture.

Technically you don't even need a ring to use willpower energy.

I disagree it's not his kid, but anyway argument aside it's a strange insert fixation for a writer.

>I hacked it
>creative
I'm sorry not all of us can conform to your late 90's TV drama standards

>Doesn’t matter how you got the powers

Please think before you type

Nice projection there

Did you know Bendis adopted a black girl but gave her back after she failed to get straight A's?

>The amount of Bendis defenders in this thread
What's with the Reddit invasion of larping fags?

When is DC going to stop being racist and make some Asian characters or aren't fetishised?

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>have serious moment
>grumpy cat right there in the center of the panel

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They did. They did a whole Justice League of Asian characters. And it was excellent.
Nobody bought it and the comic was cancelled.

>When is DC going to stop being racist and make some Asian characters

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>DC creates new black female character
cool
>Shes a green lantern
Don't you have a trillion of those
>Written and created by Bendis
FUCK EVERYTHING

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>let's make a cast of Chinese characters who are literally Chinese knockoffs

>Written and created by Bendis
>created

Retard.

>lets make a cast of chinese knockoffs that had some of the best superman stories in recent memory

Well we had Xeen Lantern last week

Who is she replacing? The GLs don't even know she exists. Read a comic book for once.

He said not fetished

no you

>hacking isn't willing something to work

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>hacking isn't willing something to work

Retard.

>I hacked into the green lantern
I bet it just took a montage of her doing random shit like welding machinery together, then 4 seconds of typing into a computer until she finally says "I'm in...."

Steen Lantern.

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i just want good comics

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>bolivian
>black
>Access to hacking technology
>in bolivia

Bendis has lost it kek

atleast this one isnt a legacy character

Bendis and his garbage OC are garbage and all that. But it HAS been done before. A few months ago, maybe a year, Hank Henshaw hacked the entire GL network.

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>I'm an eleven year old who hacked into the green lantern power battery from my mom's place in La Paz, Bolivia

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Every superhero is a mary sue

Yu do realize how dumb is your comparison, right?

Proof that nobody really wants well-written "Diversity", they just want screenshots they can post on tumblr "Can we talk about this"?

I thought the lore was going to be that she found that discarded gauntlet/backpack thing that Hal ditched when he took his ring back. That would have made more sense.

ya but then she wouldn't be showing how superior she is to all the other heroes

still proved you wrong

Leave the rollbait puta this manhatten couldn't hadk the ring in universe.

No, it doesn't.

>black woman
>affro
>smarter than everyone else
>has the exact same power set as another popular hero
When will Bendis die?

And that would mean Bendis would care enough to actually look it up to use it.

There is a reason he sent Jon off into the future you know.

She's it. "The Daughter he never had."

Superboy Prime, I know you are out there, please kill Bendis.

What is Prime up to these days? is he in one of his read comics in mummy's basement moods or one of his call all living beings in the multiverse moods?

Black girls have the genius to hack the manifestation of willpower from their ghetto laptop get over it loser.

>Bolivia
She doesn't look Bolivian at all.

>11 years old

All the 11 year olds I know just want to watch cartoons, play videogames, and play with lego.

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Kill him for all of us user

>But being from Bolivia she should look more Quechua or something and less of African descent.
pretty much, but in the burgerstani's mind, it's only Diverse when it's blacks.

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I would have gone with the stolen chinese knockoff route. Earth tech designed to mimic lantern powers would have been a more plausible/accessible a target. Of course that would require Bendis to have his OC only be more intelligent than China's best scientists instead of everyone in the universe and he can't have that now can he?

I lived in La Paz for 6 months because of research. The only black people there are tourists and my friend's wife who is from Belize.
Bendis was confusing La Paz for Lima. Dipshit.

Fuck this is how I know most of /com/mblr are retarded shills

You actually make a good young white boy character old, and put a new black girl character.
Fuck you Bendis

But that would require the higher ups to give up their yes men editors though.

He is probably going to make him gay too. This is just the beginning for old Bendis.

To be fair, I think the ratio of good white boys to black girls at DC is still something like 30-1.

What is the deal with bendis nigger fetish? Has he ever explained or gave any indication on why he has a fixation on black characters?

Judging from the new Legion art, the 30th century is gayer than a San Francisco bathhouse x a Minnesota airport bathroom.

Never had a chance to ask him. What's yours, since you are here?

I get what you're saying, but you don't see the hypocrisy?

Fantastic Four - Stole a spaceship and got powers, became heroes.
Starlord - Stole a spaceship and became Star Lord... probably not canon anymore. Still became a hero.
Ant-Man - Stole a suit, became a hero
I'm sure I could come up with more, but I seriously think you're looking for reasons to be annoyed with the characters.

>know the Earth Lanterns have always had a contemp for authority, but they at least earned their powers.
Really? How? It's some arbitrary alien judgment of Worthiness. That apparently applies to Guy Gardner and his 3 Stooges bullshit.
Admittedly John Stewart's military service clears him under "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka"s black action hero criteria, but so what?

>>Why doesn't lex luthor just learn magic?
>could make for an interesting couple of issues
No, it'd just turn into Doomwank.

Black daughters he wants to fuck.

kys bendis

you are retarded like bendis or you are bendis

As it should be.

She hacked a Green Lantern power battery... aren't those things just like pure willpower constructs designed to just give juice to an energy ring? Like the battery itself does nothing?

Also she hacked it from a remote location... like are Green Lantern batteries on their local network's wifi now?

>hacking a battery
Jungle Fever Bendis does it again.

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>Like the battery itself does nothing?
No, the battery actually charges the ring.

>aren't those things just like pure willpower constructs designed to just give juice to an energy ring? Like the battery itself does nothing?
Like the speedforce, it's all pretty much up to the writer. The rules for either have never been consistent in any way whatsoever.

They're in the "advanced science indistinguishable from magic" category, which means how they works changes every five years.

Because otherwise he couldn't do the Teen Lantern pun.

Eventually Bendis will work for every comic publisher in existence and create an army of Riri clones, culminating in a cross-company event where everyone has to team up and fight Riris.

They'll lose, of course, 'cause she's the best.

>I bet it just took a montage
No, it's literally just that bit that was posted in the OP, user.

>Black daughters he wants to fuck.
Whelp, off to pr0nhub.

>Keli didn't even hack it, it was an intentionally accessible tech with just enough of a barrier that a non-professional wouldn't be suspicious
>the Chinese have complete remote access and control and are using her to surreptitiously spy on American heroes and field testing

>otherwise he couldn't do the Teen Lantern pun
tfw: Bendis gets Batman after King fucks off
He brings in a younger, sassy-er, BLACKER batgirl
THE BLACKEST KNIGHT!

She says "THE battery", so I'm assuming she means the central battery. It sounds less like she "hacked" the central battery and more like she just built a knock-off version of the smaller battery that the central power source keeps pumping power into because it can't tell the difference.

>demand new chatacters
Who are you quoting?

>she just built a knock-off version of the smaller battery that the central power source keeps pumping power into
>it can't tell the difference
That's how I read it as well.

Not that it makes the writing any less obnoxious and lazy.

>I rigged my own way into the Source Energy
>Little strap connecting her ring to her backpack
Ok I think this is less of her hacking into the Battery, and more of her basically making her OWN Battery and energy. Which doesn't actually sound bad as a concept and ties into a lot of the ripoff idea anons here are having.
Shame her age and location make that logically impossible and knowing Bendis she'll only get worse with time. But the idea could work in the hands of someone competent
Plus the pun Teen Lantern is too good to not use

If an 11 year old on a laptop can "hack" green lantern powers, why has nobody else with vastly greater intellect ever done it? Why hasnt this happened dozens of times?

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>a broader demographic.
Bendis' inserts of his daughter appeal to nobody but his own self.

>makes another mary-sue based on of his daughter

hack

>why has nobody else with vastly greater intellect ever done it? Why hasnt this happened dozens of times?
Nobody ever tried it while being black until now.

That's still 3rd Law level technology. There are plenty of better explanations that would allow him a kid Lantern character like: metahuman with similar functioning powers, rogue Guardian fucking around, Black Hand's old tech, or Volthoom running a long con and she's actually the new Power Ring.

Are people in the industry aware of Bendis's infamy?

So do other places ever get pissed off over how many lanterns Earth gets? Im earth would be just fine with no lanterns at all given how many fucking metahuman teams there are.

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The thing is Bendis may produce varying quality of comics but he interacts well with a lot of people. It's not like Byrne who does changes that piss people off and then is a person who pisses people off in real life.

fs

>ywn get into comics and have all the characters based on Bendis' kids have sex with each other while feigning innocence

>Nobody ever tried it while being black until now.
>not
>they didn't 'hack while black'
ONE JOB!

>Are people in the industry aware of Bendis's infamy?
Aware?? They BANK ON IT!

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>BLACKER batgirl
for some inexplicable reason I wouldn't have a problem with th–
>and she's a bigger genius than Oracle
ok now I'm disappointed

what ever happened to that black batman character
Batwing or something

You’d think so, but that Earth is the center of the Multiverse and has the Life Entity, 6 GLs is being lenient

>Another incels complain about comics they don't read thread

Haven't had one of these in at least an hour

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If GL rings were hack-able I'd like to thin someone like Brainiac or Darkseid would have figured it out by now.

>>and she's a bigger genius than Oracle
And a better detective than Batman:
When Bendis marysues he goes ALL IN!

>what ever happened to that black batman character
>Batwing or something
They briefly hooked him up with Babs; but that was a reboot ago. They seem to have lost interest after they added The Signal as Black Not-Robin.

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Where the hell is she supposed to even get a lantern battery in the first place?

I think he is still in the basement.

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Batman sales tanked and got overshadowed by Immortal Hulk.

>Tanked
They're still in the top ten most sold comics user

It's literally just Riri + Moon Girl

I want to send Bendis back in time so he can join his bretheren.

She's (somewhat) better in her current series because she's pretty much just an autist.

I don't want Bendis writing any more comics at all. That's all I want.

Because she's smarter than everyone else of course.

My hate of Bendis is perfectly rational yes. He's been at it for nearly 20 years writing terrible comics, destroying almost every character he comes across, fucking up every team and corner of the universe he's given. The one semi-good thing he did (USM) he destroyed to give us one of the shittiest, blandest characters in recent memory. He ruined Superman's family and he's going to completely fuck up the Legion but because he's Bendis somehow that will be the only interpretation of the characters anyone will draw from.

He ruined the Avengers and he wrote one of the worst X-Men runs ever. He's been ruining everything he can with his lazy writing, inability to cooperate with other writers or learn even the most basic shit about the characters he uses and he's been at it for so long yet continues to fail upwards that I actually place him as worse than guys like Austen who were legendarily bad but their time was short. The difference between a bullet to the head and a cancer that kills you slowly.