Why doesn't he shave that disgusting thing?

Why doesn't he shave that disgusting thing?

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But he has

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Because then he wouldn't be the fascistic drunken dickhead we all know and hate.

>we all know and hate.
speak for yourself

>Why doesn't he shave that disgusting thing?
Implying Pepper's fire crotch isn't her best feature.

better than rdj clone

>insecurity
>stupidity
>concern about male pattern baldness
>it detracts from the lifts in his shoes
>some drunk hooker once told him it was hot and he's never gotten past that lie
>Fury told him once that girls dig it and he hasn't gotten past that lie either

pick one

>questioning such a manly feature
He's very handsome, user. Improve your lesbian tastes.

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>lesbian
I meant "plebeian".

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I liked that that alien queen from the Phoenixkiller arc in early Gillen's Iron Man was so disgusted by it