Karate Kids Street PSAs Thread

VHS tape, what's so puzzling about it?

becasue they showed a fucking video about aids that includes someone saying "that man wants to fuck you"
not language suitable for a school

Yep, i genuinely enjoy these, which is amazing considering they're legit PSA's. Kaj Pindal is great.
Why dose it always have to end up like this?

The man whose reputation alone can silence crying children.

It's odd how often those that protest the loudest are the ones with guilty consciences or something to hide.

>heh isnt it funny how hypocrital anti pedos can be?
>*ignores the dozens of daily cunny threads a day*

No need to get defensive, I'm not saying all antis are hypocrites. Most of them are likely just angry and/or self righteous; not as a front for anything.

And I like those threads. I don't see what's wrong with 'em. No thread's ever assaulted a kid, yanno.

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What a smooth criminal.

HE WANTS TO FUCK YOU
AND GIVE YOU AIDS

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The use of "fuck" and "bastard" are kind of shocking for something that's aimed at kids.

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It was literally made to teach impoverished 3rd world street kids. they're not going to respond to catchy songs or cute rhymes. you gotta pull them in with karate, cussing, and death threats if you want them to pay attention

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It's kinda unintentionally hilarious how the bad part here is the aids thing and the whole "that man wanted to fuck you" part just seemed irrelevant.
>Sure, sell your ass on the street for cash, just make sure he doesn't have aids.

>"BECAUSE THAT MAN WANTED TO FUCK YOU!"

And yet Mario still wanted to go.

That's what you get Mario, you dumb shit.

Don't blame the man. He's just a secret government agent who has got orders to diminish poor population by spreading AIDS as much as possible.

homie is all about that paper

Soo, did Karate just used alteration magic on goldtooth in the end?

>and a reminder that the co-founder of Street Kids International regularly molested street kids for years...
Well at least he did his research.

>co-founder of Street Kids International regularly molested street kids for years
You really can't trust anyone, can you?

nah, he just beat his ass so bad that Goldtooth's illusion magic failed. That's right, kids, drugs give you the power to magically change your appearance, and look like this bigdick baller!

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behold my stand [GOLD EXPERIENCE]

>"Why, yes, Goldtooth was one of my greatest achievements as an artist. I'm glad that you still remember it though, it has been more than 20 years."

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nice

Yeah, I saw the disclaimer at the start - if anything I was confused since I wondered where they'd even show this to the "street kids" it was intended for.

Even though conventions bore me, I kinda want to cosplay as Goldtooth for shits and giggles

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Goldtooth looks like Dylan Dog's evil twin.

I wonder how many people would get the reference and how many would mistake it for another character entirely

Fucker should've played the long game or at least have the self respect not to lowball his ass for 1 dollar he never kept.

Now he's dead. Dead of AIDS. Meanwhile Pedro got him some tail and more money than he did with Mario.

Shitty "community centers' with no air conditioning and an ancient vcr and crt tv.

Alternatively, a millionaire rooftop pool party

AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDSAIDS

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dirty third worlder waifu

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She really brought it on herself for blindly trusting Goldtooth.

Do you think her death was a complete accident or was she so broken a part of her didn't want to go on living?

>if a smiling man asks you to get into his car and put on a dress, always make sure he wears a condom!

fixed

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Reminder that he originally survived but when they showed the video to street kids, they were so pissed that they had to calm them down with a sketch of Goldtooth so they could tear it apart

He didn't make them
He funded/commissioned them

What does Kaj Pindal think of this?

Absolutely no one will get the reference, but fuck it, gonna make it anyway.

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>because that man is going to fuck you!

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write about what you know

>"Have sex"
Is this how today's elders used to shitpost?

Write what you know

The smiling man looks like that one dude from earthbound

I'm amazed just how top-tier of a character managed to come out of a fucking PSA, Goldtooth was a legitimately great villain.

>not only forcing a little girl into prostitution
>but also doing so by promising information he doesn't really have

Savage.

Speedgrapher?

>When you crave boipucci so much you start a non-profit organization to give yourself access to street urchins

How long would Karate's sister have gone on working for Goldtooth before realising he was bullshitting about knowing where Karate was?

Bingo. Color me surprised, assuming you didn't just reverse search.

Nah I'd remember that anime from the preview DVD back from Tokyo Mew back when I was like 8 or something.

Finally got to watching it YEARS later, and for the most part I liked it.

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This thread has triggered my autism, I really want to find out more about Kaj Pindal; I love his art style and the animation on these.

Has an HQ version surfaced of Goldtooth?

It was a simpler time. A better time.

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Reminder that Karate arrived too late.

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>I really want to find out more about Kaj Pindal
Here's a bretty gud rundown:
lambiek.net/artists/p/pindal_kaj.htm

>Has an HQ version surfaced of Goldtooth?
No. ;_;

Found these
live.taafi.modxcloud.com/blog/2012/07/03/kaj-pindal-a-lifetime-of-acheivement/
www-acad.sheridanc.on.ca/~degazio/BAA4thYear/StudentHandbook/StudentHandbook.pt1.pdf
No HD Goldtooth though

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