What advice would you give to Johnny to help him pick up chicks?

Johnny being """"incel"""" is so unrealistic. With how many shallow thots exist? Good looks with carry a shitty personality for years. Johnny isn't even a bad person. He is just horny, and a bit of an hairhead.

Okay, but how about in his own universe where the women are seemingly more discerning?

>so unrealistic
It's a cartoon dude. Don't get offended by it.

He's actually a perfect gentlemen when he's not interested. He could've gone elbow deep in that deer puss.

he isn't an incel, it's just that Johnny taking home vapid thots to bang while his mom is out grocery shopping or some shit doesn't make for a funny cartoon.

This is too perfect

A man who talks like Elvis 24/7 that isn't Elvis is unrealistic, too.

He's not an incel though, we just see his failures. The guy probably has a batting average of at least .680

>Johnny being """"incel"""" is so unrealistic. With how many shallow thots exist? Good looks with carry a shitty personality for years. Johnny isn't even a bad person. He is just horny, and a bit of an hairhead.
see he actually does succeed quite often, we just never really see it onscreen cause the failures are easier to make kid friendly comedy out of

Always carry a salt lick in case she gets cravings. Girls love it when you're there for them like that

>Treat a whore like a princess and a princess like a whore
>always wrap your jimmy

Case in point: when the Amazons offered him as a virgin sacrifice he was rejected and spat out.

Where's the lower portion of that photo?

Calling Johnny a virgin is like saying Tom is a shitty mouser. They're constantly getting their comedic cartoon comeuppance because they want it too much, but even in-universe they're just victims of their own tragic single-mindedness, not canonical pathetic losers or anything.

Johnny's a big old goofball momma's boy who could easily endear the pants off a woman, but he's always chasing after smoking hot bimbos who only know how to play hard to get which his universe consists almost entirely of.

Tom is actually the best mouser. He has never been shown up in that department by any other cat. The problem is Jerry is the best mouse, and the skill levels are just too disparate.

Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why would you lift a girl with your legs when you're fucking her?

He’s canonically a non-virgin

So that you don't tweak your back?

You do know that there's an entire subculture based on exactly that, right?

Fallout New Vegas isn't real.

Johnny picks up chicks offscreen

>fag
Okay, now actually give advice straight dudes can use.

Well my friend uses tinder and he gets laid a lot. Not my fault you are ugly.
Suicide might be your best bet. That or go ER and kill a politician you don't like.

>white boys lie about having sex
surprise

Are you high or something? White gays can easily get laid, and if you have no problem having sex with non whites, you can have sex multiple times a day, even if you are ugly.

what the hell is happening in this pic?

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It looks like Johnny became an artist to impress the ladies.

johnny isn't very smart, so, as a practical joke, the girls have convinced him that he's gay with some shrewd arguments; and are tying to teach him about his new lifestyle. he's taking notes.

i.e. they're pulling a Jean Grey.

Johnny was always an artist.

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I wish there was an episode where Johnny spends the day out with little suzy playing with her and taking her out for ice cream, meanwhile all the women in town are highly attracted to this and start following them around meanwhile Johnny is oblivious to that because he's having too much of a good time.
Episode ends with him getting kissed on the cheek and him being extremely confused

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He has canonically gotten laid. The show is depicting his failed attempts, not the ones that have succeeded.

Disregard thots and get with Suzy

There is an episode similar to that. Johnny babysits and makes over the kid to look and act more cool like him. All the women in the park think its his son and fall head over heels for him, so he tries to set up a playdate with 40 women but the mom picks the baby up before the playdate, so he attempts to substitute it with a bag of flour.

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Johnny Bravo already gets laid. He uses the Boomhauer Method, and just tries every woman he comes across. You only see his fails, because it's funny.

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>Boomhauer Method
does that shit really works? I already tried like 5 times and my self steem is already crushed beyond repair

Go for the loli.

Animal chicks don't count

I think with random women it's mostly a numbers game no matter who you are. 5 is probably too small a number.

Damn I'm pretty

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Then what does?

You can't just do it mindlessly. Think about what you did, what seemed to work, what didn't. Trial and error is a harsh mistress.

Yes, keep at it

lift with your legs.

Wait a decade to get in Suzy's tight virgin pussy.

>Wait a decade
How about ten minutes?

Johnny Bravo is extremely successful with the ladies, it's just that most of what the show focuses on are his failures.

Lift with your legs, not your back.

A decade and change, and he'd have to groom her to ignore the horny boys giving her attention in her teen years.

>Johnny grooming Suzy
>Implying it's not Suzy grooming Johnny

Suzy date raping Johnny

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Son of a bitch

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>Don't get overly touchy-feely
>Don't flex your muscle so often
>Don't try to brag about about yourself
>Be a gentleman

>Be "chivalrous" in the most forced and pandering way imaginable.
>Make it super obvious you're trying to ingratiate yourself.
>Tip your fucking hat.

He sucks at drawing

Johnny always was a mama's boy.

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Yeah. But only with animals.

Give up on humans. The animals detect you are the true alpha!