Who did Superman lose his virginity to?
Did they know about his powers?
Who did Superman lose his virginity to?
Charles Harris
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Jeremiah Ramirez
youtube.com
There is a whole video about it
Austin Parker
Depends on the continuity. Usually it is Lana Lang, occasionally Supes is pure and loses his Virginity to Lois. Current Supes is more fuzzy since they fused two into one which took Wondy off his bedpost notches.
Camden Gray
Lana or Lori
Asher Russell
It's never really Lana, at least not pre-COIE, it's always (and only Lois).
Now Smallville Clark lost it to several Randos even when he wasn't under Red K that underage summer in Metropolis. He probably also experimented then.
Tyler Martinez
Lana most likely
Jackson Reyes
>Lori
Only if you count oral only as "losing it," baby.
Hunter Gonzalez
>at least not pre-COIE
It's always Lana Post-Crisis.
Jackson Watson
A gentleman never tells. Thus nor will a Superman.
Brody Peterson
She's still got to have some kind of hole down south.
Austin Martin
Bruce
Logan Brooks
>Superman lost his virginity in a double-rape
The fuck
Leo Anderson
Well, you see there was this robot called the the Super Teacher from Krypton, Who's kind of like a pre-crisis eradicator who brainwashed this girl named misty into moving to smallville an falling in love with clark, without his knowledge. He then later faked her death at the hands of a sasquatch in order to teach clark a lesson and make him a better hero.
All this can be found in DC Super Stars #12
Asher Collins
The Seventies were fucking weird, man.
Oliver Ross
What the fuck Eradicator? Does Superman have a long standing hatred of Bigfoot because of this?
Caleb Murphy
Why do you think it's so hard to find sasquatch? Because he pissed off supes
Logan Gutierrez
Superman can't have sex with humans, his dick goes off like a Desert Eagle.
Oliver Brooks
>condom... check.... gold kryptonite? Check
Jaxson Taylor
>Clark, There's been a sighting he's in Oregon
Benjamin Butler
In actual canon, Maxima
Liam Gray
Isn't it Cheetah in American Alien?
Main continuity probably Lana
Ian Hill
Brainwashing and rape just went hand in hand.
Asher Evans
As they should
Angel Gonzalez
Superman lost his virginity in an illegal celebrity sex cult
Owen Ross
you know what? They should bring back that robot as a new Sup villain. Basically this overpowered indestructible machine who exist only to test Superman. It bugs out and now Sup must figh it because the robots is crazy in his goal to push Superman limits.
Jaxon Perez
That's just Landis outing himself as a furry
Gavin Gutierrez
New 52 lost it to ww.
Jackson Wood
Bug Lana
Gabriel Diaz
What did he do? Shit in his cornflakes?
James Diaz
Did you not read the previous post? Eradicator framed him for killing Superman's first time.