I wonder how Rex felt about being under Han's command during the Battle of Endor

How is Rex even still alive
Boy is fucking ancient in clone years

it makes Luke Skywalker really fuckable

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>Luke asks Rex if he knows who his mother is.
>Rex says that he and the entire 501st always suspected that Padmé Amidala and Skywalker might have had a thing going on, and Luke's existence confirms it.
>We then get a comic arc/book about Luke going to Naboo to discover his roots

lol (you)

>...then there was the time your old man was having a thing with a slaver cat woman queen while I was being whipped in a mindbreak facility
>He was a good friend

How the fuck is he alive, clones have accelerated aging
The fucker should’ve been dead since order 66

>Luke, did I ever tell you about General Skywalker's padawan Ahsoka Tano?

why is this so funny to me

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Clone wars was what like 10 years? Then 18 for luke to pop up and 5? to DSII?

Rex looks age appropriate for being cloned from a race of humans that makes 120 years easy and considers 80 as still going strong.

>when your waifu thread is on page 10 and captcha is being super slow

Yeah, but the clones were designed with timers deliberately, None of them should have lived to see 50.

He says he's ten in the Clone War novel, which takes place in the second year of the war I think? So 11-12 by war's end, then another 19 years to ANH and something like five from ANH to Return?

Something something Disney canon

>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.

>General Skywalker and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.

>He taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

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Have sex

The movies take place over a period of 4 years, not 5.

Why are people saying he should have died? His accelerated aging wasn't that strong in both Legends and canon. Read a fucking comic, Yea Forums

I really like the art style, it reminds me of Chris Samnee's amazing art.

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So he's dead now? cool.

I’ve kicking around this AU that has a younger Luke end up apprenticed to Ashoka. And because of these two things I want to add /ss/ elements even though I had Inquisitor Mara Jade in mind.

Or better yet
>rex tells Luke how his mom supported the clones by being part of an army wide gang bang

Who said anything about him dying of old age. Emp's not going to leave a shitload of loose ends lying around once they've served their purpose.

Nice outfit on Leia

The comedic timing in this moment is so perfect, GOA continues to be perfect love letters to Star Wars.

The siblings incest kiss is canon anyway.

probably pretty chill, he's worked with a lot of commanders and a lot of rebel cells even during the Clone Wars

he knows when to get his ego under wraps

besides, who do you think was in charge of the party that *didn't* get captured by bears and made it to the rv on time?

If he'd been around during the sequel trilogy things probably wouldn't have gotten so bad. He wouldn't truckle for Holdo's bullshit, not after General Krell

He has no relation to the Emperor, he wasn't part of the Empire. Also, a fuckton of people are being dumb and saying he was too old to be alive

I still don't like it how they made Luke an idiot just to make Leia look good

Reminds me of the manga.

So they used everyone's voice but Ford?

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Oh waaaaaahhhhhhh
watch the vader fight where it goes full anime and stop whinging

Nah, Ford's voice was there when he ran down the hall.

have sex

Killing rando grunts who'll rapidly lose their physical peak once you're done with them is bad buisness user.

Clones are model citizens. Obedient and compliant. Giving them civil positions or other jobs like Law Enforcement helps spread Imperial ideology.

>han shoots first