Hey Everybody!

Here comes Belle! Let's sing about how fucking weird she is!

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Imagine not wanting to make Gaston his 2 dozen eggs a day that man is a war hero he fought valiantly to keep the British away from our glorious (((Rothschild))) bank empire of the French Republic

she's a fucking NEET that reads books for children all day, of course she's weird

Why can't she be more like the Bimbettes they look so fertile they can produce so much as 12 children individually

Who's in charge of the town again? Swear I forget more than me wife after a few pints at the pub. I recall something about a lord in a castle, but last I heard nobody has come or gone from there in a dog's age.

Technically I think it actually is Gaston since The Beast is just some spoiled royal who didn't perform his governmental service like Gaston did

Thats kind of a French thing to do come to think of it.

Belle didn’t deserve Gaston.

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Would explain how nobody minded half the shit Gaston pulled, but you'd think he would have been bogged down with responsibilities if he were the mayor or whatever.

Really is funny how Belle basically moans about her life when she's easily a solid 10, doesn't appear to have any deathly diseases, and clearly a diet that isn't leaving her stuck atop a chamber pot shitting herself inside out for hours on end.

They didn't mind it because that kind of mentality Gaston had was not only considered normal but vastly approved of societally just goes and shows how Chads have always ruled the world with looks and charisma alone.

Pretty sure back then they wouldn't want their mayor fucking about 24/7 and not doing a thing to provide for the village's wellbeing. Though I guess it's being consistent with politics in general.

Belle did come off as some asshole that lived in her own imagination and bitched about having to live like an ordinary peasant al the time.

It was the times of peace. Beauty and the Beast takes place near the climax of the 100 year war between Britian and France as to whom can submit to the Rothschildren banking scam the fastest in the attempt to conquer all of Europe thru Ursury

My only guess is maybe it was a leftover effect of her originally being somewhat higher-class in the earlier drafts of the story, since her dad was meant to be a merchant owner or something who loses a lot of his fortune in some incident at sea.

Still, you'd think he would have some duties to fulfill just to keep up the appearance of being the man in charge. Of course, scenes like how he has to convince people about raiding the castle makes it seem like he might not have been the head honcho, since otherwise he could have just given the order to attack without having to so theatrical and assuming about the beast's nature.

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Doesn't really matter anymore since Gaston's reign as the head honcho of the town was thwarted by The Beast whom I guess became the new town mayor and ruled thru fear

You mean Belle, silly goose. She had Beast's (previously massive) balls in her hands, even after he returned to human and probably got him to enact numerous laws like mandatory reading hours and upgrading the teaching system to something about the substandard Belle despised.

>buzzfeed
cringe

People would probably like her better if she did not walk around town singing spoilers to books.

>LIFE WAS SO AWFUL BEFORE THEY INVENTED TV AND ANIME YOU GUYS

MARIE

The fuck are you memeing about?

>if i have a panic attack you were memeing
dont play dumb you little shit, you're already there

No, seriously, the fuck are you sperging about? You're making no sense.

Crazy to think his original death was going to be FUCKING MAULED ALIVE BY WOLVES

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>NO ONE BREAKS HIS OWN FALL LIKE GASTON
>BREAKS 3 RIBS AND FRACTURES HIS ARM LIKE GASTON

Honestly if you woke up every morning with your entire city talking shit about you in song, you'd likely develop a similar defense mechanism.

What the fuck am I reading? I can't even fathom the level of this /his/let's idiocy.

i thought she was reading aladdin

stuck in hicksville with no internet is suffering

So how many chickens does it take to make 2 dozen eggs a day?
Seriously, Gaston must have something on the local chicken farmers.

>Everyone gossiping all the fucking time, talking shit about the weird girl in town
>They act friendly then immediately turn around and get back to gossiping about each other

I think this captured small town life almost perfectly. Small towns just suck for this and everyone never stops talking shit about each other while still acting friendly to their faces

He seems like the son of the local rich guy. His family probably owns a large farm with a shitload of chickens. While Gaston gets to waste time by hanging out at the bar and going hunting every day.

"Bonjour" stands for "Fuck you"

This has new meaning after the live action remake.

10/10

To be fair if Gaston is such an amazing hunter in such a small village, he most likely makes bank just selling the shit he murdered.

le fou/gaston could be kind of cute.