What would you do ?

>request that the genie spare me and my things from his evil
>request cute slave girls
>request place where I can live out the rest of my life well fed, comfortable, and entertained
Given that he's grateful, he'd probably grant the wishes without corrupting them since they don't attempt to impede his reign of evil.

>A magical item that releases a powerful wish-granting demon
>By having someone/anyone rub it clean
/tg/ calls bullshit and smites the lamp with so much holy power it’ll look like Jesus is raping the genie.

I’m pretty sure there’s a folktale like this about a fisherman or something that ends with tricking the genie back into the lamp.

The best genies are the ones that are trapped as slaves. Don’t wanna go fucking with those free ones.

how could a Genie give you more power than he possesses?

>Djinn are cunts
This is true but from what i remember they also hate being called out on being dishonorable and it hurts there pride to go back on what they say theyll do. Hence why they never say no to wishes but just try to fuck you by giving you what you asked for but fucking it up by making it to literal

>Whatever you wish for you will be, at best, worm king of your fellow slaves

Just turn me into a cute girl, and preferably don’t smite me when you take revenge

>All these retarded faggots who literally dont know how to read

Bet you niggers need people to remind you to breath through your nose too

Even though geniis are immensely powerful, they are supposedly stupidly easy to kill. I hear if you strike one hard enough with the “stone of a fruit,” then it’ll die. So if you ever need to get rid of a genii, huzzing a peach pit at it is supposed to work.

What’s your fucking problem, can’t accept anything outside of your retarded headcanon? Fictional shit has to work the way YOU think it does?

Kill yourself you useless faggot, go act condescending towards your crack addict of a mother.

This is not in keeping with the original fairy tale
The genie is 'a slave to the lamp' and must obey its owner, it's not limited to any number either.

>Thread is literally about thi specific comic and what would you do in this situation
>ARR HURR HURR HEADCANON

If you were any more retarded i would have to water you twice a week

There’s more than one fairytale about genies, dumb dumb.

Just make me an immortal, ageless, cute little girl with the power to smite entire armies.

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If the legend are true, then just tossing a stone with enough force to skip is enough to kill a djinn.

>Ok first wish is I wish to be able to teleport myself and others through time and space
>wait for the genie to grant my first wish before making others
>teleport the genie back into the lamp and teleport the lamp to the heat death of the universe

You know, I think simply asking him to go back into the lamp because you can’t figure out how he got in there, like the fisherman in the story did, seems a lot more practical and less suspicious than this.

It's not really that suspicious though, I mean the genie would probably think I'm just lusting for power. Plus I also get teleportation abilities out of it.

>Fictional shit has to work the way YOU think it does?
No, it has to work the way the actual comic explicitly tells you it does.

1. Transport me to a please tell anime isekai land so I can live out the rest of my life in happiness and out of the way of your fury
2. Access to modern technology in that land
3. Massive harem of anime qt girls plus one trap if that doesn't count as an extra wish

That specific comic doesn’t change shit about how genies work you cockguzzling mongoloid, you’re just a sad little baby upset that people could solve this easy bullshit while you were willing to accept your fate like the pathetic little snotnosed brainlet you are.

Go back to high school, underaged faggot.

Didn't genie do that to jafar?

If it's that easy why bother with the lamp at all?

Nah, genie gave Jafar the same amount of power he had, genie just got weaker because he was freed.

Remember that one time Disney used a genie as a metaphor for atomic energy, but missed the point of the fable and changed its end in order to justify the use of atomic power?

youtu.be/ByZ1AyDEGSk

In the original Aladdin, the genie isn't obligated to help Aladdin (he just wants to pay him back) and the Genie can't just magic anything he wants into existence even for a wish. If you ask the Genie for a castle, he can't just snap his fingers and make a castle appear. He has to build you the castle himself. He's a powerful being so he does it in, like, a day.... but he still has to do it himself.

Granted, original Aladdin also gets from his genie a magic ring that lets him fucking turn people into piles of sand. So, a very different story from what you are familiar with.

tldr: people who complain about how 'genies work' maybe shouldn't be basing their expectations off of a disney cartoon.

>This is not in keeping with the original fairy tale
You're a completely retarded pleb who somehow never read One Thousand and One Nights AND made up bullshit about what you aren't familiar with on top of that. Don't try to have an opinion ever again.
>There I abode an hundred years, during which I said in my heart, "Whoso shall release me, him will I enrich for ever and ever." But the full century went by and, when no one set me free, I entered upon the second five score saying, "Whoso shall release me, for him I will open the hoards of the earth." Still no one set me free, and thus four hundred years passed away. Then quoth I, "Whoso shall release me, for him will I fulfill three wishes." Yet no one set me free. Thereupon I waxed wroth with exceeding wrath and said to myself, "Whoso shall release me from this time forth, him will I slay and I will give him choice of what death he will die;["] and now, as thou hast released me, I give thee full choice of deaths."
en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Fisherman_and_the_Jinni

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>wish for the real and original Solomon's ring
>now every single genie in the world is under my command and can't disobey me so I have infinite wishes
>take over the world with a harem of genie anime waifus.

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i think almost all genies are based on the one in aladdin. pretty sure the one in the original wasn't blue, but search 'djinn' and it's all that comes up. disney just added a heartwarming anti-slavery message.

Well, if a jinni catches you gearing up to throw a stone and he manages to strike before you do, you’re pretty well fucked.

Also these stories sometimes start with other jinns imprisoning each other in lamps and shit to fuck with one another and not to kill, rather than humans imprisoning them for any particular reason.

Weren't their a thousand genie in the lamp? And the evil uncle gave him the ring, he just didn't know it had a djinn inside it. And where did he get the plates of silver and the finest breads to feed him when he was hungry if it can't just magic them?

Why the fuck would he give you Solomon’s ring if he’s not even gonna let you ask for additional wishes?

granted but they are all beefy genie husbandos

>All these zoomers not knowing Arabian Nights

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>all genies

Only the ones past the 18th century, when the french version of the story was popularized. For all of its history before that, jinn meant a very different thing.

>Why the fuck would he give you Solomon’s ring if he’s not even gonna let you ask for additional wishes?
He wouldn't. It's just another user who doesn't know how to read.

>people who don't even read new comics are expected to read a thousand years old collection of histories some bitch made up

Wish to be a free Genie like him and bro it up for eternity

>Gave genie 3 of your retarded ass wishes
>Genie already said nuh uh ur a faggot not gonna do that, wish something else or im gonna rape your ass with your retarded wishes
>URR HURR HURR NU IM SMART I NO WHAT DOING

>i think almost all genies are based on the one in aladdin.
Aladdin isn't even the only genie story in the book it's from. See:
That genie would fucking kill you for releasing him.

that's true, i mean the ones from 1990s on. i think the forearm length gold armlets are also something of a disney inspired element.

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you don't have to read it but most people know disney takes liberties with its source material

Enjoy the heat death of the universe you dumb loli whore.

Call his bluff.

This comic is fantastic! Ultimately, the only way to win is not to play - I'd trust my knowledge of mythology and my faith in God to guide me correctly and not lead me to seek the help of a genie.

For what reason? If he's telling the truth you can still get some good, reasonable wishes fulfilled by being polite and not trying to game the system. And if he's telling the truth but you *aren't* polite and do try to insist on bossing him around and gaming the system then you'll be subject to any number of horrific eternal hell punishments.
I don't get why anyone would be a dick like that and boss around a genie in the first place. Even if they don't have the ability to fuck your shit up that's just basic manners.

Genies are easily fooled, you can probably get a lot of free stuff from them if you play your cards well.
also they roamed the desert for thousands of years, one of them being free means nothing, they don't have as much power as they claim.

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why did they make the Genie so hot
To be his lover
Immortality for me and my friends
To be eternally hot as fuck( in what ways will be decided by the genie, but id prefer a muscled long haired twink aesthetic)

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To be fair, the idea of djinn didn't specifically come from 1001 nights
Wish granting, maybe, but if we're going old school djinn, then only Allah can stop them

>the idea of djinn didn't specifically come from 1001 nights
Nobody claimed it did. What someone claimed is that genies "in the original story" somehow have to obey you and never cause you harm, which is complete bullshit since the Aladdin story they're thinking of is from One Thousand and One Nights, a collection of stories which literally contains another genie story where the genie's reward for being set free is to grant the fisherman's preferred choice for how to be murdered.

Actually, even before Disney’s Aladdin, in the second half of the 20th century genies were usually thought of in the context of coming from a lamp and granting three wishes. I think I Dream of Genie may have had a big impact in cementing the idea that genies grant wishes and come out of small vessels.

Who has time to read 1001 stories anymore?

People who aren't younger than my jacket who had proper childhoods.

I guess my point was that if there was an original story for any one to point out, it might not necessarily be from 1001 nights
So it's semantics in defense of "original story" not necessarily being from 1001 any more than it's not necessarily the Disney version of Aladdin

Your mother did not read you all goddamned 1001 of the Arabian Nights, and if she did, you go and visit her and give her a fucking hug from me because she sounds like a damn peach of a woman.

Everyone knows you should use your 3rd wish to force the genie back into the lamp if it is obligated to follow your wishes.

Not that fag but i had books which i read myself, if not that then either from the school / TV / or tales people told me here and there

>Your mother did not read you
There's this thing called books, user. Believe it or not there was a time in the past when children both could and did read.

Immortal doesn't mean he can't die, it just means he can't age, or be killed by conventional means. Elves are immortal; they don't age. Vampires are immortal; you can only kill them in special ways. You SHOULD be ridiculing him for effectively choosing "ageless" twice; three times if "make me a little girl" means forever. If he really wanted to live forever he should have said invincible.

>children no have childhood
>no book, just phone
>HAHAHA
you guys are like a terrible political cartoon

My headcannon is that the Aladdin story originated when a middle eastern guy in a bar told the french folklorist, Antoine Galland, who was gathering the 1001 nights, about that one time his creepy uncle molested him in a basement, and then Galland tweaked it around a bit until he could sell it as the “genuine arabian fairytale” we think of it as.

Now, recent data collected from historians lead some to believe that they’ve tracked down that middle eastern guy’s name and identified him as Ḥanna Diyab, and that he was also a scholar of folklore, but I don’t really think of this as invalidating my theory.

They should be out collecting 1001 Pokemon creatures!

But we are discussing a genie who is not obligated to grant wishes.

1. I wish that whenever I flip someone off their car engine explodes in a way rendering it irreparable
2. I wish that the effects of the previous wish carried over all forms of video broadcast
3. I wish I had all the skills and knowledge needed to bypass security at the Super Bowl and get myself on national TV
Some of you are cool. Don't watch the super bowl next year

I wish I could locate anything
I wish I could teleport myself and other things to any place
I wish that had a random magic power that gets swapped out for a new one every day

just find a new genie, force it to fight the other genie in exchange for freedom, and repeat if the genie still wants to kill humans

>I cant control this blue giga nigga
>Bet i can control the next giga nigga for some reason
>If it somehow doesnt work i will just find another giga nigga
>My third giga nigga will obviously be able to win against two giga nigga

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>Genie 2 says he will help
>Teleports you to a good spot to watch them fight
>The Genies square off, both growing to massive sizes, as they walk towards each other
>They high five
>They proceed to rape and destroy everything you care about while you are forced to watch, before raping and destroying you

This is the only good answer

I’m using one of my wishes to give your entire family cancer, oh wait your mere existence already did that. Kill yourself you whiny mongoloid fatass.

That's not what immortal means

Immortal can mean lots of things, and it depends on what the genie interprets, and what the genies limits are
I doubt even if the genie wanted you to suffer in the heat death of the universe that he could make you last through that

My favorite part of that story is how the genie was imprisoned by King Solomon, and when he first emerges he thinks it's because Solomon found a way to kill him. But the fisherman informs him that actually Solomon died many centuries ago.

Nevermind that immortality sucks donkey dicks and being a girl is even worse. Nevermind the hormones and different brain wiring, having a vagina instead of a dick is nothing but trouble, jacking off is a huge problem and if you think you'll just ride dick anytime as a prepubescent girl you're in for a nasty surprise.

>why did they make the Genie so hot
What

Money, immortality and invincibility

Just look at all that sexual energy he is letting off in that comic
not wanting him to pound your prostate is gay as fuck you homo

I wish the Genie to banish himself and all other Genies forever from all worlds, planes, existences, universes, multiverses, galaxies, dimensions, realms, etc. and continue on my way.

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Which he doesn't have to grant.

why would he agree to that

wish for mind control
mind control him into giving more wishes

Did Solomon never catch onto the pitch pit trick, or is it meant to be implied that doesn’t work in this story?

If he doesn't grant the wish, I shall follow him around making a really annoying noise.
MYAH

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I thought genies were supposed to be all powerful? Are you saying you CAN'T grant that wish? Maybe there's another, more powerful genie I can find to do it for me.

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He just puts you in an eternal rape dungeon miles under the earth
He does the same for you because you cant take a hint

Poor sport

I ask the genie to tell me of the circumstances under which he was imprisoned.Upon hearing what 'great evil' he resulted in his being sealed in the lamp, and suggest that he consider changing his ways to avoid the same fate befalling him again. I wish for his alignment to be changed from Evil to Good.

I continue to talk to the now Good (and hopefully more amiable) genie and ask about how they used their powers in the past. The other wishes they granted, the deeds or misdeeds they committed with their magic, and suggest that perhaps they might be happier without it. I wish for them to be a mortal and magic-less human and go hang out with my new bro.

I hope it hurts when you got raped by a tribe of niggers

>not justifying the use of atomic energy
piss off

>I thought genies were supposed to be all powerful? Are you saying you CAN'T grant that wish?
On the contrary, it's BECAUSE he's all powerful that he doesn't have to grant your wishes.

>He just puts you in an eternal rape dungeon miles under the earth
That won't be enough to stop the noise

He'll also remove your vocal chords

I think you underestimate my determination

Will you develop telepathy?

What if he decides to add you to his harem?

My myah does not need chords to strum out

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I want to be the big bara genie's slut.

>once upon a time, mankind found a great power capable of granting our most amazing wishes
>but it threatened to kill us all horribly, so we put it away
>but then we decided to use it after all because we thought we could get a handle on it and have it grant us wishes without killing us horribly
>and then we all lived happily ever after, as of the time of telling this story in january of 1957
> later that same fucking year: The Kyshtym disaster
>ten years after that: the Three Mile Island accident
>ten years after that: Chernoble
>ten years after that: the Tokaimura nuclear accident
>ten years after THAT: Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster
>ten years after that: right about now

Huh. I guess we’re about due actually.

Oh just imagine it, us and the rest of the anons of taste in this thread serving the Genie as he destroys humanity, fucking us when he wants, dominating and controlling us the whole time
he could warp perception, flesh, and more
The sex would be beyond human imagination, and god would it be hot
This whole thread is just making me hard
Why can't i just be a slut in a Genies harem

China's working on several nuclear reactors as we speak user.

I’m glad I’m far away from China.

Alright, cunt. Back in the lamp you go then.

>free genie starts wrecking shit
>tell new genie that old genie immediately started wrecking shit instead of letting him out
>genie fight to the death, they both die
stupid, why the fuck would the original genie and the new genie not fight?
because they are cool with each other?
Is that why the old genie let the new genie out using his infinite power?

>This will never happen

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The most embarrassing thing about this thread are the retards thinking that genies in stories act the way one did in a Disney movie

Wait, what is the point of the first two wishes, if he wishes to be omnipotent anyway?

Well, at least he's grateful so he wouldn't mess with the wishes (in theory):
>teleport me andto all the people I hold most dear (my family) to a dnd-inspired fantasy world full of wonder, adventure and magic, far away from this one which you will soon conquer
>make me the most rich, strong, healthy, attractive, intelligent and magically-gifted person of that world
>I wish you to have fun conquering the world, dude :)

In case being omnipotent backfires somehow and he needs another wish to get out of it.

I'd probably wish for the following:
>Protection from harm in exchange for becoming the genie's lackey
>Eternal youth
>getting electrokinetic powers

This is a very cunty comic

Ask for a blowjob from genie will smith

he is omnipotent, he can undo whatever sideeffect it includes.
unless the djin is the trolling kind, which would mean the other two wishes would also be worthless

I guess the part where he wishes for more genies is supposed to be the safeguard against this particular genie being a monkey’s paw type and rendering all additional wishes useless. While the wish for more wishes from the first genie is the guard against the wish for more genies itself backfiring. I dunno, I guess it’s entirely possible for both of those wishes to fail, but then the only truly safe option against any wishes failing would be to not wish at all.

Chernobyl is the only accident that resulted in any real loss of human life or large scale contamination and that was largely because of the Soviet government's ass-backwards approach to dealing with it.

>only truly safe option against any wishes failing would be to not wish at all
that's the point of these djins, isn't it?

And yet it's STILL safer than fossil fuels, just as safe as renewables when you trace back the production, and far more efficient than either (minimizing iimpact per person)

A single modern reactor has the same capacity as a ~5-6 thousand acre solar farm and produces a fraction of the waste that first and second generation reactors produce. Unless physicists can crack the problem of sustainable fusion, nuclear fission is our ONLY viable, long term energy solution.

>Pokemon Creatures
Get out, grandpa, and stop pretending you're hip enough to know what today's kids REALLY like.

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he just said he is not bound to actualy grant your wish. he is only humoring you

Wish the ability to recall someone/anyone from any point in time. Wish for time travel. Wish for a device that can communicate with anyone, in anytime. Gonna call myself Solomon.

Your best bet is to wish for his mercy when he enslaves the world. If you do anything to try to stop the genie, he'll just go "lol no". He might agree to leaving you alone, since it doesn't really inconvenience him.

1. I wish the second wish happens after the third
2. I wish to be free
3. I wish to be an all powerful genie

I wish Ralf König's "Djinn Djinn" had an English translation so it could be storytimed some day. It doesn't go exactly like that, but its plot does involve djinns, harems, and a guy being transformed into something comparable to a sex toy. (he's made as good-looking as possible, he's turned into amazingly good in bed, he loses his memories and free will, and he's given to a harem of horny girls who aren't getting enough sexual attention from their own man)
The artist's style is more silly than sexy though, so don't get too excited about that description. Plus that stuff is only one part of the plot, anyway.

I wish to be friends with him

duh

Wish 1: A library with all the magical knowledge of his era.
Wish 2: Any innate powers necessary to use that magical knowledge, so I can become a wizard
Wish 3: An amount of wealth sufficient to maintain financial independence for the next 100 years, again, so I can study in peace to become a wizard.

And then I put his ass back in the fuckin lamp.

Based waterposter.

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