The Lion King

>>spew out a remake of an animated movie that rips off a Japanese manga and OVA
Also a loose adaption of Hamlet

>only James Earl Jones gets an offer because of his skin color
>in fact most of the cast are Americans but only chosen for their African roles because they're black
C'mon man, Atkinson and Lane aren't going to bring in the money like Beyonce and John Oliver

Nobody on this planet will ever say or think "I should go see the Lion King remake because it stars Beyonce." They're going to see it because it's fucking Lion King.

you overestimate people's intelligence, they've been using big name voice actors for DECADES for a reason

No, they've been using big name VAs and the film's coincidentally been a hit. Not a single person from Frozen was well-known to the public and it's one of the highest grosing Disney films of all time.

Are you fucking kidding? While celebrity actors probably aren't the main reason people watch movies, they certainly factor in it, especially when the movie has little other merit to it. Also, Frozen has Idina Menzel who's well known to broadwayfags.

>All the comments about Beyoncé's voice

why is it okay for normies to want to fuck a Lion no

Denial.

So broadwayfags make up one billion plus in sales? I never knew. You sure did show me with that point you never made.

I actually said to my buddy next to me that it was really sad that the cartoon was still far, far more epxressive.

Don’t give them any ideas, there could be a Disney executive reading this thread right now.

there already is one.

with photorealistic animals standing on two legs?

will they still dress up in drag and do the hula?

>transphobia
>cultural appropriation
no sweetie

Or live action with John Goodman playing Little John.

Phoenix Wright teached me that lions couldn't smile.

Scar doesn't look evil, just sickly and maybe has mange.

Hyenas would have killed him by now looking that weak.

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Those lions are so inexpressive and generic, no wonder they've been promoting the movie in taco land slapping the original cartoon characters onto promotional merchandise..

because Based Disney is fucking smart

unlike WB who only realized how much of a mistake it was after the movie was made and quickly shoved it off to netflix
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Is he going to Hakuna her Tatas?

>>only James Earl Jones gets an offer because of his skin color

He is the only true mufasa you faget

>John Oliver
that unfunny twat brings money? fucking how?

i have no hope seeing the most iconic TLK scene in this remake.

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who knows, the absolute madmen might actually include it

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>modern disney showing anything the least bit sexual

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Well Jeremy Irons is the only true Scar, and mr Bean is the only true Zazu.

Well yeah, they should have been recast

Male lions last like 15 seconds before they cum.

pointless

Beyonce is literally the queen of niggers and gays user. Of course they are going to see it souly for her.

Good, then it won't mess up the pace much.

>they still last longer than me

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try doing it with a woman

She has a horrible voice, and she certainly doesn't fit Elsa.

>unless they show the lions fucking
Plague pls.

Race isn’t skin color

but i'm gay

Then it doesn't matter. You can both take turns.