Why didn't she just use a condom?

why didn't she just use a condom?

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Full body condom?

Have you ever fucked another human being, user? You don't just touch genitals.

thin latex suits exist

Which are prone to tearing. Hell, thick latex suits - you know, the kind that you have to dip yourself into while molten? - are prone to tearing.

I'm sure Beast could develop something strong enough to survive a bit of a beating, like the shit the xmen wear themselves.

Honestly, the secret is just to stick Leech in the next room, put headphones on him and a Gameboy in his hands, and let Rogue have fun once or twice a month.

But that would remove the depression tension that she's all about.

She was raised Catholic.

Unstable molecules?

I speak for every human being on Yea Forums when I say lifeforce drain be damned.

You might get one thrust off before you were a desiccated husk. I don't care how hot Rogue is, I'd rather survive the act so I could have repeat performances.

Plus she's guaranteed to be an easily-pleasable virgin, so you can literally do no wrong!

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>You might get one thrust off before you were a desiccated husk. I don't care how hot Rogue is, I'd rather survive the act so I could have repeat performances.
I'd rather die being known as a brave soul that got one thrust off Rogue than live a whole lifetime never knowing what it's like. I may be an idiot, and I certainly couldn't be called brave, but I'll be damned if I'll give up on my dreams before I die.

Again, she's a virgin. I can tell you what that one thrust would be like: Tight and dry coupled with pushing and screaming for you to "slow down" and "it hurts".

And then you die. Weeeeeeeee...

The thinking man's death.

Also, she's probably hairy as fuck. Women don't usually bother to groom down there unless someone is regularly viewing it.

>not liking the bush
C'mon user, that's the easiest option out of this entire scenario.

>Fuck Rogue
>Die
>Don’t cum
>She doesn’t cum
>She also learns everything about you, including that time your mom’s friend caught you jerking off to an old picture of her while taking your mom on a tour of her new house

Fucking rogue is a horrible idea

>Don't cum
Don't underestimate me.

Then just ask her to shave, or at least trim the hedges.

Condom Man!

You saying can cum at just one thrust?

Half of a thrust, but I can last a whole one if I have to.

Woman like raw-dogging too

You could just be Magneto

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Genosian inhibitor collar. Get Beast to engineer it smaller, so it's like a choker or bracelet. Turn it on and have a nice day.

>don't cum
When people die, they generally piss/shit/jizz themselves. Movies and media in general portray a romanticised version of events where this doesn't happen but this is the general case. Only exception is if you just went before dying or you were starved to the point where there's none in your body. Maybe it's an evolutionary attempt to spread your genes one last time, maybe it's just all your muscles spasming as you die like what usually happens when you cut off a chicken's head.

nice fan art

Indeed, marriage comes first, then sweet lovemaking.

Rogue a pure

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i heard the piss yourself and shit yourself one, but never the jizz yourself one. how about women?

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It's only partially true and uncommon at best. You only shit/piss yourself if you actually had to shit/piss at the time of death.

that's fortunate

>she decides to remove the middle-man and just fucks Leech

Yeah how weird is that haha

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would she gain his powers?

If that were the issue, she could just pleasure herself. I think what she misses is the casual intimacy of holding hands or kissing.

I'd also question whether latex would necessarily be strong enough to risk potentially killing someone to.

>fan art
user...

dammit aizen!

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>Have you ever fucked another human being
where do you think you are?

And then she doesn't wear it because she deems it an insult to her mutant pride.

pretty much. if emma frost can shit-talk a deformed mutant for wanting a cure, imagine if they learn about mutants willingly wearing those collars to take away their powers for any reason.

Rogue is a hypocrite. She whines and moans about wanting to be normal, but offer her anything to nullify or remove her powers and she's literally tearing you up for daring to take away what makes her a mutant.

Incorrect. Rogue wishes to be normal yes, but she also understands that with her powers she can save lives and do a lot of good for a lot of people.

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Yeah... when she can control them.

so what if they can make a device that lets her control her power at will?

Rogue a virgin?
Hahahaha. This is the same rogue who has in canon fucked magneto, his clone joseph, gambit and sentry.
Oh and she goes on a fuck spree everytime she lost her powers

Incorrect. Magneto (and joseph) was retconned and is fan fiction tier. She only hugged sentry, they never fucked.

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Isn’t that how the Jew do it?

Just have sex while Leech watches. Problem solved.

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>Plus she's guaranteed to be an easily-pleasable virgin, so you can literally do no wrong!
You are 100% an incel.

A brave man, I salute you.

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>sentry.
We don't talk about Sentry's creator's fantasy here.