What justifications are there for teenage and children superheroes...

What justifications are there for teenage and children superheroes? What sane or remotely responsible adults would want young people to bear witness to assault, murder, rape, being shot or stabbed, torture, etc.?

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Because it's fun.

for pedos

They gotta start somewhere

Because if they aren't heroes they are villains

The X-men are by far the worst offenders of this. They've had literally hundreds of young mutant superhero trainees die in their "care."

It’s really not.

Everyone's insane in a way.

Blame evolution for making them killing machines that are more dangerous untrained.

They mostly do it on their own and then a mentor steps in to try and keep them safe and teach them the proper path.

Maybe not to you, you dull piece of shit.

While we're at it, how does Batman shit when he's on patrol? What about peeing? Why isn't he horrifically crippled from years of wearing down his body? How is he still thirty something while the Robins are various ages?

Why doesn't Batman just kill the Joker?

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It's a comic book.

How else are you supposed to break the cuties?

Just an excuse for adult superheroes so they can have fun with minors

Yeah it is, I wish I was a teenage superhero.

I'm still fucking mad

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This is kind of a neat idea it's just ruined by Bendis dialogue and making her 9.

9? Mmmmmm

Because it appeals to the kiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddsssssssssssssssssss

How is this a neat idea in any shape or form?

80s percent of fans who read teen comics are past 40 and love lil boys.

He uses the same technology that he uses for his tyres.

Side note:
I liked when drunk Ironman touched on this in the movie.

>bendis makes another ultra smart young black person who can do anything they want better than the previous person with the power or mantle
I want to drag that cuck with a truck along a gravel path.

I actually don’t mind her a lot, mainly because I always wanted to see a Lantern on a teen superhero team

""relatability"". it's why you generally see fewer outright non-human leads and casts these days as well.

Really? The idea of a little kid playing around with alien technology.

The thumbnail makes it look like the spa e between bart's feet is his penis

Give a toddler an Orange ring then, or the teen a Red or Pink ring.
Leave the Greens to the ones with adult bodies.

Ow I just cut myself with that edge.

Teenage Lanterns aren't new, and this undermines the entire fucking concept
It's fucking stupid because this is some mary sue bullshit that shouldn't even be a thing. If a damn Earth teenager can figure out one of the most complex devices in the universe then why the hell haven't every other space race figured them out and mass produced them? ITS STUPID

Sheltering your kids from the real world doesn't protect them from the real world.

He secretly bathes in the blood of his enemies off-panel.

How about rebuilding the Blue Corp?

>Okay you get three wishes Bart
>I wish to fast like the Flash!
>Done!
>I wanna be on a Superhero team, like Flash!
>Done!
>Man, what do I want now? I know!
>I wish for my dick to touch the ground!

Maybe she’s very in touch with her emotions

A 12 gauge does wonders.

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Probably give that to Pre-teens, before the hormones really hit. Give Black Rings to retired heroes.

While it is edgy as fuck, I'm honestly not to far from it myself user, Bendis is a shit

Bendis has a smart black girl fetish so any logic is out the window.

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>why the hell haven't every other space race figured them out and mass produced them?
The energy demand is too great for any race to mass produce.
Or
She just hacked the battery while the power rings are the actually super advanced technology
Or
Who's to say they haven't? Aren't they six other lantern corps in the universe?

Bendis, give it a rest
I'm not surprised, just mad
Read comics, cmon user

Bart never stood a chance.

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I think it's a neat idea because it's a unique alternative to the normal way someone would get green lantern powers, and the potential story of "What happens when the guardians DO find out?" could be good.

Believe me, I'm mad too. Screw decades of GL lore and just give Bendis his black girl harem.

You can do that, just not with a fucking child.

>read comics
I think I gave all perfectly in-universe reasons. It's one thing for a little girl to be leeching off an insignificant amount of energy but space faring races would probably get a cease and desist letter from the guardians.

Take her ring away and give her corpse disc.

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Well, yes, that's why I said it was a neat idea ruined by Bendis dialogue and making her 9.

Would've thought Brainiac to be the first one to attempt and succeed, if even just as a side project.

Why not? In superhero comic a child can build power armor and artificial intelligences.

Sure you can, child geniuses exist in comics, like those Richards kids

They're white. All blacks invent nothing and are low iq.

Ok buddy.

What happened to the Corpse again? Haven't seen them in a while.

There is no problem with energy when it's powered by emotion
A little girl from Earth shouldn't even comprehend such a device
The other Lantern Corps were started by a VERY small number when you compare the number of sentient species in the universe

So again, you're full of shit.
This "everyone is a super genius" bullshit got old over at Marvel. It's fucking dumb, and when everyone is super smart it starts to become average intellect. Fuck Lex Luthor, I guess some brat from the middle of who cares can hack into one of the most complex devices to ever exist

Generally speaking; corpses don't really do much, user.

I guess so. It’s like you never watched Ratatouille.

What if she's a Luthorbot?

Its facts.

Because these books used to be dumb adventures and not grimderp tonal whiplash bullshit.

I don't know a whole lot about Green Lantern stuff but I'm pretty sure this shouldn't be possible

Can't stop em. That was actually the entire point of Young Justice. A bunch of super powered kids who were tired of grown up shit.

Crowbar sellers have families to feed too.

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>Teen lantern
>not even a fucking teen
i hate this