“I’d F Thor, marry Iron Man and kill Hulk.”

I'd fuck Professor Hulk.

Fuck Tony, marry Ant-man and kill Bucky.

Maybe they don't wanna hang the average old guy but the Avengers? They're hot af of course they are thirsty for that.

Fuck Ned, Marry Peter, Kill Zendaya

fuck wasp
marry scarlet witch
kill captain marvel

Why didn't they maker he the main love interest? We've never had Betty Brant get with Peter in a movie before.

which is the greater accomplishment, killing hulk or fucking hulk?

> This. They really have no idea, do they?

>Teenage girls don’t think about men 3 times their age like that.
>Live in Mexico
>Girls in middle school had adult boyfriends to give them cash and new iphones

The shit is so bad over here that my relatives had to remove my cousin out of her school because it was a zone for middleschoolers finding boyfriends around 20's and 30's.

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fuck bart, marry cap, kill Tchalla

no homo tho

Ugh, it’s 20xx

You can’t have a white Spider-Man with a white love interest.

Fuck off movieguide.org

>wome are whores

shocker

I fantasize about older women all the time. The difference being that I'm the one pointing my dick this way and that. Old man dick is kinda gross, yes.

but I absolutely subscribe to the "daddy" fantasies, like princess carrying and whatever.

That only happens outside the cities.

She's hooking up with Ned in this movie.

I want to see thor fuck jailbait

Just like the comics!

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That’s fucked up. Why would you say that?

>We've never had Betty Brant get with Peter in a movie before.
This kinda counts.

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I'm not going to repeat what's already been said, but I want you to know what you posted was very, very foolish.

>Teenage girls don’t think about men 3 times their age like that. It’s disgusting.

are you an autist or incel who never talked to girls in high school or overheard their convos?

One of my high school classmates was dating a 30-year-old cop at 16, and all the girls were thirsty as fuck for out /fit/zen History teacher who was in his late 20's.

Fuck Hulk, marry Cap, kill Tony

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Fuck Marvel.
Fuck DC.
Kill trannies.

>You've obviously never been a teenage girl.

God i wish. Maybe some day...

>Teenage girls don’t think about men 3 times their age like that.
Yea Forums once again proving they have never talked to a girl

Regular Hulk is probably a better lay.

Same tbqh.

Watch out user, your edges are going to hurt someone!

Let me guess. This is from a small town?

Then they're just as bad as the pedoes they enable.

Nah, big city.

I'm sorry all the girls in high school thought you were gross user

>wasting your kill on Tony when he's already dead

Fits perfectly

>Hulk loses both Nat and Betsy
>Tony dies as a loving father to his daughter.
>Thor is currently single

fuck spidey
marry stark
kill hulk

Dilate.

Fuck Liz
Marry Lily
Kill Brie

Fuck Black Widow, marry Wasp, kill Captain Marvel

Based

The classmates and school faculty were so fucking insufferable in this movie. Too much focus placed on side characters.

Endgame offed my two least favorite characters, you can keep your kill

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I second

You can try and kill the Hulk, but Hulk will smash your puny pucci.

Cringe.

When I was 15 the highschool girls were talking about the older college guys they were fucking sometimes. Some teens just have no problem fucking someone older than them.

The people they were fucking though were hot so they didn't have an issue with it.

Fuck Mantis (no homo), Marry Scarlet Witch, Kill Pepper and Carol with one shot by standing them next to each other

I dunno.

I remember a couple of girls fucking some college boys around that same age, we were in eighth grade. The guys seemed enormous at the time. I remember them now, and they seem like profound losers. How they dressed, just hanging around my school all grown and hairy and awkward.

I know girls who played that in 4th grade, of course they do.

I've never had that issue. I've never seen college aged people in a highschool ever. These chicks would just go to clubs using fake ids.

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but teenagers are all horny as fuck.

>Then they're just as bad as the pedoes they enable.
t. pedophile

My high school was part of a university. I guess that had its drawbacks.

>teenagers are all horny as fuck.

Im gonna need a source on that.

i wrote all sorts of nasty comic yaoiz at that age
i turned out to be a homodyke tho
maybe aggressive performance of heterosexuality is a predictor for lesbianism?

Lots of girls have crushes on their teachers. Not to mention older celebrities. You're deluded if you think teen girls don't get attracted to older adults.

How the fuck would you know

Fuck Thor because he gives off big dick energy
Marry Iron Man because he’s rich. Steve is probably a better husbando though
Kill Hawkeye because he’s useless

Fuck Wasp, marry Wanda, kill Nat

These two are very adorable together

Thanks.
Yikes.

>implying teeny boppers these days aren't playing Fuck, Marry, Kill

yeah not really if it didnt happen

fuck wanda, marry blackwidow, kill captain marvel