Morgan: Who's that mommy, a friend of Dads?

>Morgan: Who's that mommy, a friend of Dads?

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He murdered your grandpa and Tony never forgave him.

But it’s ok lol

Well sweetie, there used to be a secret nazi organization that kidnapped that man and tortured him and brainwashed him into murdering people. Before and after imprisonment, he was always loyal to Captain America because he was a good natured man who was tragically abused. Under the influence of the nazis, he murdered daddy’s parents, completely out of his control. Daddy, the absolute fucking retard he was, couldn’t seem to grasp this and tried to beat the shit out of all of the Avengers for it. He broke the team up and is partially responsible for half of the universe dying as a result. And now he’s dead and everybody at this funeral is thankful to be without his bullshit for the rest of their lives. He was a bad man and killing the big purple man isn’t enough to make up for the way he treated every one around him. Okay I’m gonna go out and get hammered to deal with all of this and then let Nebula peg me. Go play with uncle Hulk.

Jesus

Uhh, let's just say...*that's* a story for another time.
[winks at camera]
[credits roll]

ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS

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Do Pepper and Rhodey even know the truth behind the death of Tony's parents? Do they even know what happened in the bunker or did Tony just take all that shit with him to the grave?

I'm sure Starks family were confused about many people at the funeral.

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shit, I didn't have a fucking clue who that was until someone here told me

Who is it?

Harley Keener
The kid from Iron Man 3

Terrible.

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Cap is a dinosaur and Tony is dead, only Bucky knows about that shit and you just know he's gonna not tell anyone

Just look at their disgust face, fuck the Starks

They almost look liek they couldve played the Lannisters.

>Pym looks like he wants to go back in time and bitch slap Stark

I really want to forget about Iron Man 3

You guys Ross will become Red-Hulk at one point?

*think Ross

Drax put a shirt on for the first time

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God I want Hope to dominate me so badly
I thought Endgame was great but I wish there was more interactions with Tony and Nebula. Considering all the shit they went through together, I feel like she'd be pretty torn up about him sacrificing himself to save everyone.

It's kind of unintentionally funny that they're just wearing their usual outfits colored black.

Pym's probably livid that everyone is going to give credit to Stark for saving the world and overlook his role completely.

>Drax and Nebula are even wearing their formal lycra wife beaters.

>Morgan: Who's that mommy, a friend of Dads?

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I want to join House Pym!

>and when I die make sure to invite that one kid who's house I crashed in 12 years ago to my funeral.

They're there to make sure the fucker's dead.

I felt bad for him

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Must be Tony's twink sugar baby escort who he dumped after falling in love with Peter Parker

According to the Russos they kept in touch and Tony set him up with a college fund and everything.

>Hulk lowkey checking out Aunt May's ass

This looks like something people would exploit for a meme.

Have they tossed Tony´s ashes into the river?

I was watching the new Godzilla the other night with my friends (it was mostly shit) and when the dad's log cabin came on screen I got some Endgame flashbacks.

>Gamma irradiated corpse
After incineration ... it was disposed-off with the other radiologic waste.

I'd like to think Nebula hangs out with the Starks when not doing something urgent

Has Nebula stayed with GotG? I don't remember anything beside Peter and Thor banter that went for too long and that past-Gamora is missing.

She was in the ship with them at least. Funny thing is that because of the timeskip Rocket has been buddies with Nebula for longer than with all the other Guardians not named Groot

If Drax was crying, it was probably because of his nipples rather than Stark

Rocket has been an Avenger longer than he has been a Guardian.

Do his nipple chafe that easily?

no, because thats a dumb idea

So when does Hulk get a sick Vibranium arm?

>Panther starts setting up heros in situations where they have to sacrifice arms so he can sell them vibranium replacements

>Wong gets invited to Tony's wedding
>Has to go to his funeral instead

well he probably got to the wedding too

Steve's head and Thor's body were only visible on imax.

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You can rent it for about $800 a night on AirBNB. It's near the Atlanta airport I think.

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>did you come to pay your respects?

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>outlived both starks

pym is absolutely based

s-shut up
it was better than Dark Phoenix at least

Fan4stic or Dark Phoenix?

MCU and Kaiju universe crossover when?

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Phoenix is bad but 4stic is BAD