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WAIFU THREAD
Andrew Jones
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Zachary King
Oink Oink
Nicholas James
You know what you're doing posting he first
Inb4 people triggered by insanely tame stuff
Zachary Evans
Levi Reyes
Justin Wood
Grayson Lewis
You do know they cut off her lumps and make her walk on her stumps right?
That's not even the worst of it
Zachary Sanchez
What the fuck sauce??
Gabriel Davis
Just look up poyle on phael
Christian Taylor
What are your predictions for Jungledyret Hugo 4 and Rita?
Jordan Thomas
I've seen that for like the majority of popular characters
Samuel Allen
But she's already taken, and even got a family
How she can be your waifu now?
Camden Reed
Alexander Sanders
WE JUST HAD A THREAD
Robert Bennett
So?
Leo Morales
>Ampu-pets
>Not vanilla tier
Christian Gray
That's a boy.
Ayden Rogers
Some people are perfect for 2d wives, you can stare at a 2d waifu. Real GFs tend to leave when you sit and stare at them
Joshua Gray
Jacob Carter
Brody Ramirez
This is illegal, you know?
Justin Howard
Logan Cruz
That's a girl.
Brody Ortiz
John Cook
all of them
Henry Robinson
Conflicting emotions
Andrew Thompson
Logan Morgan
she looks like she _____ _______ ____.
Angel Campbell
can i suck it's pp?
Lucas Cox
Blake Richardson
>she
Adrian Bell
FUCKS BLACK GUYS
Luis Robinson
>Gwen
Mah nigga
Levi Cruz
Stop doing this everytime you see her.
Liam Edwards
Samuel Moore
memes and trolling aside, would your waifu fuck a negroe if the circumstances were right?
Nathaniel Howard
Meo is too pure for this board.
Jose Harris
Jaxson James
Jaxon Brooks
No my waifu only loves my white dick.
Andrew Nguyen
>not playing board games with your waifu
Austin Jenkins
Fuck yes
That wasnt me this time lol
Jackson Collins
No.
Kayden Roberts
Is this cuckold shit or nah?
Luis Wright
Henry Ward
and I thought people waifuing characters like pedophiliacly was bad enough
Hudson Johnson
>pedophiliacly
Holy shit
Colton Kelly
Best thing to come out of that shit show
Hudson Lewis
Nigga u gay
Parker Hernandez
She's not racist, so I guess yeah.
Brayden Ortiz
I posted both faggot
Nathaniel Ross
Daniel Stewart
This could be literally any wife
Josiah Lopez
CUTE!
Sebastian Collins
Charles Morgan
....Seriously?
Asher Hall
the dick wants what the dick wants
Samuel Jones
Fuck off Boco, Poppy is adorable.
Adrian Miller
Is it because its Anna Kendrick? That is the only conceivable reason.
Aaron Sullivan
Welp time to pull out the slightly bigger guns.
Owen Flores
>nuLara
absolutely disgusting
Ethan Campbell
Hey man don't be hating on Cute Raider
Dylan Campbell
>Paige
>Jack
my man
Thomas Jenkins
Liam Fisher
No girl can compare to the sun.
Caleb Watson
agreed
Juan Jenkins
Based Satan.
Shut up Boco.
Bentley Adams
>Gwen
>Toph
>No Penny
>No Mandy
Bretty Good, but step it up.
Cameron Richardson
you're attracted to a bat demon. pot calling the kettle black
Ryder Smith
my brother!
Xavier Phillips
Anthony Wright
10/10 taste
Jaxson Sanders
Thomas Lewis
>Mermista
not trying to make fun legit asking, why?
Grayson Jones
Juan Harris
its that meme mouth art style
Nathan Parker
You got that comic of gwen rubbing her huge titties on bens back?
Adrian Myers
Cooper Long
ALLAHU AKBAR
Xavier Miller
Luke Davis
Love this Scottish cutie.
Aiden White
Evan Richardson
>Dani
Best taste
Anthony Perez
Jaxson Carter
Hold the fuck up, who's the girl in the chinese dress with the tiger dress and ears on the right side?
Tyler Bailey
Is there an online tool that formats the picture like this?
Samuel Cooper
not that user, but Shima-tan from etotama
Charles Murphy
there is this
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Caleb Harris
I just really like her design and personality.
Shima-tan from an anime called Etotama.
Hunter Rivera
>"waifu" thread
>posts entire charts of multiple girls
Isaac Sanders
your newfag is showing
Brandon Diaz
Lincoln Howard
Brandon Powell
I don't know why, I just want her.
Jackson Sullivan
I'm a little burnt out from the last dozen waifu threads over half as many days. I'm going to sit this one out to gain fresh perspective, then I'll be back in a week or two. Cheers!
Brayden Hernandez
>Gwen
>huge tits
Disgusting
Michael Mitchell
Ethan Mitchell
You know you're a grown man, right? Probably shave, pay taxes. Have pubic hair.
Nathaniel Watson
taxation is literally communism
Hunter Anderson
Juan Robinson
I kind of hate that I have a type.
Landon Martin
Sometimes I wish I was gay. The only time I have ever been hit on was at a comedy club in LA by comedian Nick Swardson.
Sebastian Campbell
i love this dork and i wanna marry her someday
Nathan Edwards
>WAIFU THREAD
Ayden Wood
fuck off
Luis Rivera
>Marrying candy Hitler
If fucking Finn and his incessant chasing wouldn't win her over I'm not sure you could hombre. And Finn wielded swords.
Brandon Bailey
finn was a faggot
Michael Morris
Finn was a blonde hair, blue eyed untermensch with various types of fake arms and magic swords, and his best friend was a talking, shapeshifting dog that was arguably smarter than he was, good luck in comparison dickhead
Lincoln Thomas
>untermench
a dumb as a rock kid isn't an untermench
Angel Wright
I don't mind harem threads but it feels like these "waifu" threads turn into harem posting like every single time. Consider rebranding.
Preddy good, who's bottom right?
Easton Ortiz
What is it that makes nordic girls top-tier?
Great work organising and sorting all that into a comprehensive chart that still has a mostly overarching theme.
Not sure if I'd call all them tomboys (Kamala, Raven, Ms Martian)
Do you imagine Azula as white, Asian or hapa?
Can you explain Korra? I get the outfit design and physical appearance, but her personality is a letdown.
Is it racist not to want to sleep with someone? who is your waifu?
I like this one, from what I recognize. Who's the ebony Cleopatra in the middle?
Man, I should rewatch these films.
NuLara is perfect though, except for the psychological issues.
Sebastian Lewis
Victoria from street football
Blake Jenkins
A-user
Ayden Sullivan
I-I hope I'm not too late, user's...
Anthony Lopez
Angel Edwards
Both of them
Bentley Foster
Jason Wright
sniff those pits
Brody Robinson
Sebastian Long
>Do you imagine Azula as white, Asian or hapa?
Northern Chinese.
Owen Ross
Oliver Ortiz
>What skills could Asuka-chan do irl?
Well, she's already a damn good pro wrestler, so I guess she could make the transition to the regular kind, or just become a color commentator for one of the Japanese promotions. She might even take up ice skating professionally, if she trained hard enough.
Nicholas Thompson
Ryan Phillips
>Mulan has to fight a jealous Rayla
Kino girl-fight, honestly. Would watch.
Hunter Murphy
Supreme taste
Landon Smith
>Why do you like Aiko?
Well, Huniepop had some decent characters (although the ending needed some work beyond "here's a new mode") and Aiko really stood out. She's technically got her shit together - she's got a good secure job (even if she feels completely out of her depth), she's VERY sex positive, she gives zero fucks... if she weren't so averse to commitment, then she'd be completely perfect. But I see that imperfection and it just makes me want to be the guy that makes her go "Fuck it, might as well be tied to the fuckstick who totally gets me."
One other thing that made me choose her over all the other women in Huniepop - the game is a dating sim, so naturally you get the "pick three dialogue options, but there's only one right option so pick that one". With all the other women, if you pick the wrong one they'll act hurt/pissed off if you didn't read their mind and tell them what they want to hear. Do that with Aiko, and she'll find your bullshit hilarious. You won't get any points and you still fucked up, but she won't guilt trip you for it and won't act like you're dog shit for not saying the right thing. I don't know if that was intentional, but god damn it really should be.
It's just... everyone else in HuniePop is your typical harem anime archetype, right? You got the cute one, the shy nerdy one, the stupid catgirl, the slutty one, the perky one who's dtf, the prude with big tits... they're all well-written, but they're still archetypes. Aiko doesn't really fit any of those, as far as I'm aware. She feels the most real to me.
Oliver Thompson
Get this shit out of my face.
Noah Martin
>What food would Milly like?
She's the kind of lady you can put anything in front of her and she'll eat it - she's very big on not wasting food.
Tyler Murphy
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Blake Gonzalez
>Penny
Not everyone is into that kinky bondage stuff, user.
Nolan Roberts
Alright.
Nicholas Mitchell
>her Halloween costume
Something sexy and alluring, obviously. With lots of cleavage to show off her curves. Probably a sexy witch. With jet black lipstick.
Ethan Myers
>What element would DCAU Vixen bend?
I'd say Water but that might be profiling
Levi Gomez
Adam Gomez
Rollin'.
Dominic Flores
>She needs a sparring pardner/research assistant/help with whatever it is she does. How do you hold up?
Fairly well. I'd have some difficulty with horse riding and cliff scaling but beyond that I'd be right beside her. It would be great to brush up on my archery skills under her guidance, and hell, I'd be fine with helping her carry heavy loads. I can be something remotely resembling the attributes of a gentlemen when I need to be.
Cooper Perry
Gonna have kids?
Gabriel Sullivan
>What would Aiko wear for Halloween?
You know those stupid "slutty [insert thing here]" costumes Something Awful used to make fun of? She'd be all about that.
Man, E3 this year was a big load of nothing. Keanu-chan and Ikumi-chan were nice and all, but there's just nothing to care about right now.
With my 2d waifus? Sure, if they want them. I'm not going to answer for my 3d waifus, because they're real people and I am genuinely worried what they might think if they saw my spaghetti spilled all over the place.
Joshua Sanchez
What comic is this
Jace Perry
Lots of kids. A fucking army of kids.
>Man, E3 this year was a big load of nothing.
This. I came for Cyberpunk and stayed to laugh at Bethesda. Now that the former is coming out early next year I have no reason to give a shit about E3 from now on. I think things will pick up once we're in the next console generation but I don't care at this point.
Christopher Garcia
Yes. Preferably one to two kids.
Christian Morgan
>/panthacore/?
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Brayden Morales
how deep in waifu hell am I?
Carter Cook
>implying waifu-hell even has a bottom
David Miller
Julian Wood
Fuck no.
Anthony Wilson
my waifu kind of doesn't have enemies
and technically she was already captured by the 'evil guys' and used that to switched sides for science
Owen Baker
>Implying you can leave
>Implying there's an end
Welcome to Hotel Waifu where you can check out anytime you want, but you can never leave.
Mason Baker
>What element would Asuka-chan bend?
Fire, maybe even Lightning
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Isaac Allen
based Escanor poster
Wyatt Robinson
Shit nigga, you got some great taste.
Justin Brooks
>What job could Cass do irl?
Aside from run a cafe, do you mean? Well, I guess if that fell through she could branch out into catering, or office work...
Jaxon Gray
My tastes have been rotating a lot lately. For instance, I've been re-reading old Thor comics and I've got a massive fearboner for Hela.
Anyone else been losing interest in old harem members and finding interest in new girls lately?
Rolling.
Austin Williams
Goddammit why am I always late
Ethan Hughes
>Harem #586 - Giganta (DC Comics)
>Which Lantern Corps would recruit her?
Given how much of a doting lover she is when it comes to Ryan Choi (and given that none of the other corps really seem to suit her) I'd say she'd belong to the Star Sapphires.
Anthony Sanders
This one?
James Cook
>Volcana's meeting your folks! How badly does THAT go?
Yeah, this one will require laying quite a lot of groundwork on my part. They won't be thrilled about her being a former supervillainess (who recently got back into the game, thank you very much Charles Soule) but when they do all meet for the first time she'll eventually overcome that hurdle by being so darn sweet... right up until She-Hulk and Titania come barreling through, smacking each other around for some stupid reason.
>Anyone else been losing interest in old harem members and finding interest in new girls lately?
Yeah, my chart got a pretty big shakeup at the start of the year. I actually took Felicia out for a while before putting her back in.
Brandon Ross
whats the source on this?
Christian Cooper
YES
Joseph Wright
>Oh shit, Felicia just breathed in some Fear Gas! What is freaking her out?
All the humans she's friends with (including me) treating her like shit
Chase Nguyen
David Thompson
Her smile is different. She is different It's pure and full of love.
So, leave her alone.
Alexander Green
Her mouth is a croissant
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Matthew Jones
>Average day with Zarya?
Well, she's probably busy doing Overwatch stuff, so her downtime would be watching TV or lifting. I'd be roped in, which I wouldn't object to (unless her taste in TV is egregiously shit).
Jaxson Gomez
I call dibs on Salem.
Jayden Clark
So yeah I just saw that video about the thirsty bitch
James Carter
>You and Volcana: what would the kids be like?
I think they'd be okay. I'd be wary of them getting into fights at school or Titania getting too involved in raising the kids, in case she got Volcana back into the supervillainy game, but me and Marsha would do our best. Odds are me and the kids would get killed off to raise the stakes for some shitty event, but that's just how it goes.
Nathan Brooks
>Which Hogwarts house would Felicia be in?
Ravenclaw, so she can be besties with Luna Lovegood
Joseph Price
I really don't think you'd know the show that my waifu comes from.
Joshua Cruz
>What would it be like to hug Marvel Adventures Tigra? What does she smell and feel like?
She seems like the kind to either go for small sidehugs or full-on glomps, depending on the situation. She's very keen on smells, so I imagine she maintains her fur very well. As to the actual feel of her fur, that's an interesting question; Tigra is basically the ur-catgirl, and her fur is either very short or just orange skin. Probably kinda fuzzy.
To be fair, if it wasn't for the filename you'd be correct. I vaguely recall Generation O not being great, but to be fair I haven't played ARMS or Darkstalkers, or watched even most of Trigun, so who am I to judge?
Nathaniel Murphy
Logan Richardson
Big Mouth?
Bentley Morgan
Close, but no cigar.
She's actually from an old Kids' WB show called Generation O!
Austin Cox
I want to fuck the ballet girl from Dexter's lab.
Dominic Wood
Is there such a thing as posting your waifu too many times, or is it once per thread?
Cooper Torres
William Reyes
>Korra
no
Carter Clark
>Muscles
>Big Breasts
>And Anarchist Contrapoints
I saw a theme emerging. But that last one threw me for a loop.
Noah Adams
The Cleopatra is Tyr'Ah'Nee, Queen of Mars, from the "Duck Dodgers" cartoon.
Jacob Anderson
C'MON SQUEAL LIKE A PIG
I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT
WEEEEEE
WEEEEEEEEEE
Ryder Harris
Forgot a pic.
Benjamin Ramirez
>What's it like to hu-
youtube.com
Hinako Urai is a real person, and I don't think she'd appreciate me being so presumptious.
Once per thread and engaging with the rest of the thread is the usual form. It's why the rolling has become so ubiquitous
Christian Ramirez
I'm not an underage faggot so I'm not going to abuse the term "waifu" to the point it has no meaning, but here are my favorite Yea Forums ladies.
John Lewis
Christian Watson
Screw the Kpop bullshit. I want the muscled tattooed back
Thomas Brown
Fine taste
Noah Sanders
>Why do you like Cass?
Sweet, cute, flawed, hard-working. I'd go on, but really that sums up my attraction to her very precisely.
John Martin
Roll
Caleb Perez
>What would gwen do in her free time?
She would probably play lots of video games
Justin Lopez
you dont know your waifu
Jordan Nelson
>Christmas present for Milly?
Pollyanna. The book or the Hayley Mills movie, whichever is easier to get.
Caleb Jenkins
>Gwen
>playing lots of video games
See
Adam Hughes
Youre right all i let her play with is my dick
Ayden Bailey
>What would gwen do in her free time?
Ben
Isaac Sanchez
I'm a fan of delicious brown and big booty.
Ethan Allen
this got deleted for some reason and I never figured out the sauce for it, can any one just give me a name?
James Reed
>Volcana's found lewds of herself online, how does she react?
Freaking out pretty badly at first, soon followed by relief that there's only three lewds of her so far, then slight envy when she sees how many commissions of Titania there are
Nicholas Garcia
>Paige
>Saeko-San
Joseph Ramirez
Drew my puppet wife recently.
Jacob Morgan
Joseph Peterson
my husbando
t.girlnottranny
Christopher Watson
I love her so much but I suck at drawing so bad, I'm thinking of becoming a photographer
Anthony Lee
Hunter Lopez
roll
Asher Murphy
>spunky, peppy, wants to make others happy
uh, hufflepuff I guess?
Robert Sanchez
Would you?
Ryan Reed
I dunno, she might fart super bad...
Carson Russell
Oliver Allen
I would only on her sex hair, user.
Zachary Sullivan
>sex hair
Jonathan Wright
>Supreme taste
Thank you, user.
>Anyone else been losing interest in old harem members and finding interest in new girls lately?
The core of my chart is solid, but sometimes I remove one from the edge only to put her back in later when I'm reminded of why she was there in the first place (design, personality, etc.) A new series or comic sometimes means an addition to the chart, like Claudia from TDP or some more obscure characters from French comics.
Nathaniel Rivera
Do you think her hand gets warm?
Ryder Ross
You need energy to generate light, so unless magic can circumvent the laws of thermodynamics (not unreasonable), it should be warm. I liked the way she shook her hand like a real flashlight or phone to turn it back on. Little character moments like that are great,I just hope they don't make her turn evil next season without good reason like LoK S2.
Juan Ortiz
>includes Nicole
Good.
Mason Perez
She'll get there little by little
Jeremiah Diaz
Reposting my ultimate Disney waifu chart (though I'm pretty sure it could still be bigger).
Eli Martin
>Which Lantern Corps would recruit Aiko?
Uhhh... are the Grey Lanterns still a thing?
Caleb Thompson
Pegging him yeah.