How many kids should Peter Parker have?
Enough for there to be just as many spider bastards as there are in spider-geddon
8
If he's smart, none.
Why is that user?
10
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He’s been brainwashed into thinking kids are bad
Fuck off spideyfag
He’s bitter.
As many as it takes until he sires May "Mayday" Parker.
He owes it to the world to have as many as he can. It is his great responsibility to spread out his great power enough to save even more people.
The question is not "should" but rather "how long will it take to get eight," eight of course being the secret "spider-number"
At least one son and one daughter for every wife.
When are we going to get a comic where Peter gets MJ and Felicia pregnant at the same time and they have to learn how to live as a family together?
Cats use to have from 3 to 6
I'd be amazed if he wants any after what happened with Gwen
WHEN HE MARRIES GWEN FIRST, YOU RETARD FUCK
t. unborn child
What is spiderman sitting on?
Gwen
>one daughter
With leg strength like his, who needs chairs?
Peter is for Venom
I just find it awkward to look at since he's apparently squatting on the balls of his feet. His posture would make sense if he was sitting on something.
However many kids he thinks he has, they all end up being Norman's.
Mary Whore cucks him with Tony and Gwen with Norman
How many more of these were done?
One with Felicia, three with MJ.
>If with Mary Jane
2, Mayday and Benjy. No offense to Annie fans but she'll always be runner up to me.
>If with Felicia
1 son named Eugene Hardy. Took his mom's last name to be rebellious against Peter who raised him mostly alone after Felicia abandoned them to go back to burglary but looks out for then when she thinks they won't notice. Named after Flash Thompson for giving his life to protect newborn baby Eugene from Stormin Norman.
>If with Gwen
One kid that Gwen is relieved to learn inherited Peter's powers so it means they didn't come from that affair she had back then. Gwen is a shitty person.
>If with Yuri
Triplets, conceived fairly late into their lives because they spent their youth committed to their jobs and barely had time to be a family. They're both tremendously embarrassing parents and love doing goofy parent things to upset their kids.
>Mayday and Benjy. No offense to Annie fans but she'll always be runner up to me.
Why not just make May and Anna twins?
Long neck is long
Because April deserves a second chance at a regular life God damn you
main universe mary whore will only accept tony's seed though
The same Tony she rejected over and over?
I think you are confusing MJ with Selina Kyle.
As many as he can comfortably raise and love equally.
>>If with Gwen
Norman and Harry
This shitpost aged very poorly
Because it cuts too deep
I've been cut deeper by a paper bag.
2-3 with MJ
1 with Black Cat
1 with Gwen Stacey
2 with Carol
Twins(fraternal) with Yuri
1 with Wanda
1 with Chat
Triples(Identical) with Emma Frost
1-2 with Silver Stable
1 with Liz Allen
8 with Silk
all of them with Venom
1-3 with X-23 (Laura)
1 with She Hulk
1 with Rogue
One for each spider person currently in main universe, so they can all have mentors
>1 with Chat
>Not triplets along with Emma
What should we call this Pete?
>Peter Parker of Earth-617
>Dude stahp
>Get a vasectomy, like now
>At least he's a billionaire, child support isn't made on a freelance journalist photographer salary
>Pete/Spidey's friends set up an intervention
I meant to type triplets with Emma but put Triples
Spidey/black cat is the only good pairing
radioactive spider-sperm so 0
Only one and with __Black__Cat__
The other two already had plenty of kids through the decades and none are worth remembering
Zero. Radioactive sperm kills all.
1 with jean dewolf
1 with marrow (bone spider)
>2 with Ana Kravenoff
She wouldn't stop at one
>shitty x-men/ cuckold cyclops
>unforgivable shit venom
>unceremoniously cancelled
The only good spider woman is 1610 Jessica Drew user