How does hulk get so many bitches?

But has he got the same quality that Hulk/Banner has?

Jailbait.

Hulk has to have a normal human sized penis, maybe it's towards the upper end of the bell curve, but there's no way these women could take a 4 foot long 3 feet circumference Hulk cock.

- carol danvers
- storm
- jean grey
- red sonja (in a what if wolverine lived in conan's era)
- elektra (mc2 universe) they even had a daughter called wild child
- GAEA (wolverine fucked the literal earth)
- Sara pezzini/witchblade (in a crossover)
- dazzler
- black cat
- domino
- mystique
- squirrel girl
- silver fox
- Itsu
- viper
- atsuko
- cassie lathrop
- Charlemagne
- Mariko Yashida
- Melita garner
- yukio
- Gahck (A woman of the Savage Land, she was the chieftain of the Tribe of Fire. Upon Logan's defeat of her and usurping of her leadership role, she offered herself to him and she conceived a son Erista. It is unknown whether Logan is ware of his son's existence.)
- Amir (an Atlantean)
- Lady deathstrike
- Snowbird
- Black Dragon (they dated in the 50s)
- Lynx
- Pink lady

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Big
Green
Dong

Did Logan and Jean ever actually fuck in 616?

it's implied in some stories

also ultimate hulk with his harem of women

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or that one crazy story where hulk suddenly got horny and wanted to bang she-hulk

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although in old man logan, he did manage

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well no one is a bigger whore in marvel then she-hulk

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>well no one is a bigger whore in marvel then she-hulk
Well outside of wolverine but it is not like it matters. She will always has her hymen and can't get STD or other stuff.

would men who frequently
have sex actually protest so loudly if an attractive woman tried to violate them as such?
(as a shut-in neet, I know I wouldn't)

where the fuck is that from?

He raped her over and over to make HUNDREDS of babies.

If you're in a committed relationship you might be resistant. Especially if it's just thrown at you, that's a trap and not the fun surprise dick kind

Came to post this.

Ultimate Hulk should've just stayed in Tibet

Who's the alien....

2000's Incredible Hulk annual

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she was the only one that could take the dicking

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I don't think women realise dicks don't necessarily grow in proportion to the rest of your body.

Nope

Old Man Logan is so awful

i'm more suprised that in all these years that logan has not fucked jubilee or Kitty.
hell he fucked squirrel girl

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>jubilee or Kitty
He's like a big brother figure to those two. It'd basically be incest.

wolverine is what? 200 years or something. and with the multiple memory loss or mind wipes over the ages. he probaly fucked family members

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Man/dicklet cope.

>Wolverine only takes a split second for his experience and wisdom to put together the equation:
>Shulk pussy, muscular, tight, just right if she hasn't slept with many...
>Wait Shulk's been around
>Shulk's had Juggercock, comfortably from what I hear
>I'm like 5'8"
>This is like throwing a hotdog into the Grand Canyon
>Fuck that I'm out

I legit wonder if this whole issue was a joke/editorial bet.

>5'8"
Wolverine is 5'3", a true manlet. Plus, it's canon that Wolvie has a huge cock, but though it might just seem huge due to his short stature.

His dick is probably like his body; short but thick and meaty.

first time umar fucked hulk, it was so good that banner could not change back to hulk because the sex with umar was that damn good.
only years later as world breaker hulk did he keep up with umar and fucked her for days

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So that's where that face comes from

Was this invasion of privacy necessary?

By Joss Whedon?

Being hulk self.

Because every woman wants to be buttfucked in the pussy, and only Hulk can deliver.

Which issues?

I really want to see what horrible way her and Hotshot come back to life in immortal hulk, Ewing doesn't set shit up without having some kind of payoff planned down the line.

To be fair he almost fucked kitty