How different would your life be if Peni was your little sister?

user publicly admits he wants to be raped

only if it's by another user

A liability
No way her villains wouldn't go after me to ge tto her.

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dilate

She wouldn't have the intelligence as the Peni here.

is this a cunny thread?

I would actually be happy for once

Is Peni Yea Forums's top current cun?

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I would wonder why I had an Asian sister.

If she is as inteligent as she is in the Marvel world. The the entire family would be rich. And we would probably get along.

My sister is having a good job and brilliant than me. I will be constantly reminded by others I won't be as successful/brilliant as her by my parents.

I come from a halfu family. I automatically get more respect as a fuck up male than my sister does as a sterotypically asian female.

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Who is this beautiful gentleman?

Do I get to screen her boyfriends? I always wanted to do that if I had a sister.

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>Screen her boyfriends
She is asian and you are her brother. That makes YOU her boyfriend.

I would have have sex everyday

I'd be jacking off more.

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I'd be dead or wishing I was. All Parkers across the omniverse are living jinxes and their existence only brings misery and death to their loved ones.

Spiderverse was false advertising a team up movie only to have the most interesting alt universe spider people be glorified cameos while it was bendis nigger OCs wankfest. The movie was so bad and im ashamed Yea Forums keeps sucking its dick even half a year later. Heres to its sequel bombs harder then the lego movie 2. Fuck sony and fuck amy pascal.

>Implying she would ever love you

>Stealing Peni's underwear!
>Cover Peni's panties with your fluids!
>Forcing Peni to wear them all day long!

Just like my goddamn Japanese animes.

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I would probably be a lot more defensive due to having a little sister now.

Peni seems like the super sweet girl who would love you despite almost everything

"Loved ones" implies family as well, Ameritard. The Parker Curse extends to their families as well, which is the premise in the OP.

Yeah, I was well aware. Nobody can love you in any context.

Yes. It's what makes her such an ideal target for bullying.

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I'd prolly kill myself for having such a superior little sister.

It would unironically be a million times better. She would give me self-confidence because I would know someone looks up to me. She would always be there to hang out or to talk to. She would make me feel powerful because I am her protector.

>She would make me feel powerful because I am her protector
I think she would be your protector user

Came here to post this

Either way

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in jail or living a very, very happy life

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isn't it supposed to be noir in the original anyway

>Miles is the only black guy but still isn't the Dark, Tall and Handsome of the spider-team

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Nah, it's always been Miles. You can tell by the jacket and the hair. Not sure where this edit came from.

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I'd have someone to bully

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Yep.

What if she was your older sister?

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Why is she so sexy?

I would get raped. I was a cute shota.