How the FUCK did they lose?

>100x more powerful than Ares
>Flash but with Batman smarts, even Batplans at speedforce speeds
>Doomsday with Bat smarts
>Cyborg but Bat smarts, killed his Cyborg easily
>Aquaman but sexy and enough water control to drown a planet and overcome Mera's water control.
>Batman with Joker's plot armor
Why did they all (but one) die in the course of like 3 pages?

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magic swords.

literal plot armor

Because that's how cape comics go.

They have less than 100% pure batgod powers, they were beaten before the fight even started

Their shit may fly in the AU toilet space but mainstream editorially mandated status quo provides indestructible plot armor and disappointment every time.

>Snyder goes full Infinity +1 retard
>ass-pulls himself out of the corner he just painted himself into
Every. Fucking. Time.

>100x more powerful than Ares
He got Ares in him. Doomed to be a failure.

>Flash but with Batman smarts, even Batplans at speedforce speeds
Paranoia and superhuman speed led to him overthinking every little thing.

>Doomsday with Bat smarts
Lost the monster factor and got nerfed. Basically Professor Doomsday the Savage Doomsday.

>Cyborg but Bat smarts, killed his Cyborg easily
Still a Cyborg, still a jobber.

>Aquaman but sexy and enough water control to drown a planet and overcome Mera's water control.
Suffers from gender identity disorder.

>Batman with Joker's plot armor
Still an anorexia clown underneath the Batman.

What i dont understand is that why is Joker Bat the leader? The other faggots are essentially all Batman but with super power while Joker Bat is just an insane normalfag

Does having super power turn you retarded or something?

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According to DC/Marvel, the normal should always be the leader of the team despite the fact that they are highly disqualified.

why does the merciless wear wonder woman's symbol if he had nothing to do with her? I get why red death has a flash symbol but come on

also dawnbreaker or whoever was gay and i'm still mad

The Merciless was in a relationship with his Wonder Woman iirc.

He was in love with Diana, it’s why he put on the helmet of Ares

yeah but then he immediately murdered her and didn't feel an ounce of guilt, so why memorialize her?

how did they even kill these guys? I remember BMWL fucked off and Red Death was betrayed and killed when he switched sides

something something putting her out of her guilt or whatever
>why memorialize her?
it was made very clear he still loved her

Because Batman and metal.

>guilt
i meant misery, fuck

Snyder had the perfect ending and he fucked it up.
>BwL is monologuing his edgelord monologue, all hope is lost etc. etc.
>"I don't think so you nefarious narcissist"
>Adam West Batman is a being from the light multiverse, where all the hopes and dreams of the people from the DC Universe reside
>Every time BwL tries to outsmart or harm WestMan, he has an inexlicable Bat-Gadget that he pulls from out of nowhere
>"B-But Batman always wins!"
>"t's not about winning old chum"
>BAM
>"It's about justice"

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I forget some of these characters even existed.

Because higher ups felt the characters did not generate enough sales/interest besides joker bats.

>>Flash with Bat smarts
Pretty sure Barry's already smarter, Batfag

This obviously

There was a bunch of shit in this story that didn't matter and went no where
>Earth 53 where all the super chimps lived
>Illuminati of immortal men that got spun off into something totally unrelated
>Cyborg One Million
>That whole sidequest in the Orrery with the House of Heroes that was pointless
>retconning Nth metal into ninth metal (???)
>Hawkman as the World Dragon or whatever because of reasons
>et cetera

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