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A question for you Americans from me, the mighty Colossus from mother Russia. Would you say I am more or less useful than my friend Wolverine against Magneto?

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Both of you are equally useless against Magneto, since you're made of metal and Wolverine has an Adamantium skeleton

I thought his metal was some kind of bio-metal that is non magnetic?

This depends on the writer.Sometimes Colossus is immune to Magneto's magnetism, other times he gets wrecked by it.

It’s not like Rasputin there isn’t pretty fucking strong while not 100% Metal, I’d say that factor alone makes him more useful than a stabby manlet

Literally my favorite X-Man yet is repeatedly mishandled. I can't remember the last time I wasn't bored by his characterization.

Colossus can switch between being made of metal and being normal. Wolverine's body is full of metal. Colossus is therefore more useful because he isn't immediately made useless.
Same bro.

All x-men have been shit fora while. Just stick with the chris claremont run.

This

Same and i'm still waiting for him to fuck his sister.

Colossus has never been immune to magneto in 616. Mags can magnetize all metal regardless of ferrousness.

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are there any mutants who curb stomp magneto and make him their bitch?

Also who will be the next villainess to domme Magik?

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>curb Magneto
No one hard counters mags cause of his helmet. But Northstar or Scarlett witch can fucking end him just as quick as he could kill them back. Strong telekinetics are more broken than Magneto is without going into "magnets how do they work" memes.
>Dom Ilyanna
I want a mini if her just domming pixie and the X-academy kids. Her and Peter take them to limbo and "train" them where the x-kids can't be in any real danger because Magick controls the like a God

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I really wish this wasn't the case but there haven't really been any great marvel books in over a decade so fuck it.
Messiah complex and second coming were so long ago, got so high and the AvX, Bendis, x-men vs inhumans crashed all X-men books into a damn volcano.

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>not Yea Forumsmrade
One job OP

>I want a mini if her just domming pixie and the X-academy kids. Her and Peter take them to limbo and "train" them where the x-kids can't be in any real danger because Magick controls the like a God

I like magik best when she is shackled to a dungeon wall and getting her pasty booty spanked by a demoness while whimpering like the broken submissive mutant girl that she is.

I can understand that but Magick has good like power now. She won't be being dommed against her will by except by reality warpers and telepaths. The ones that can do that are boring or already had magick on their wall. So why retell the story? But if you must have someone do this I vote Spiral. She's got to come back for something

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As useful as a regular human is, which is barely a all.

>In this issue of X-Men, Psylocke teaches readers how armor works.

>Same and i'm still waiting for him to fuck his sister.
That's fucking disgustingj/k...me too

Colossus is very strong without his powers. Wolverine literally gets paralyzed by Magneto.

More useful since you can depower your metal form and start wailing on him as a jacked Russian dude going up against a frail old man.

Why doesn't Magneto simply kill his enemies with the heavy metals already in the human body?

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AT Fields

Why does Colossus, the largest X-Man, not simply eat the others?

Um... guys?

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Why doesn't iceman instantly freeze the body fluids of bad guys he needs to take down? What is stopping magneto from taking iron out of people, turning it in to needles and slowly stabbing people to death with their own heavy metals?

Wolvie 'cos he gets plot points
Iron in human body is not magnetic
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And Magneto's not using magnetism as we understand it. Like, the dude's used his powers to lift piles of Nazi gold bullion - Mags & Chuckie financed themselves in the start with Nazi gold - in the past.

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Hmmm...I see. Why don't the X-men simply use a wooden gun to defeat Magneto?

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why doesn't jean gray simply explode his skull using cerebro? Why doesn't shadowcat sneak up on magneto while he's sleeping at 4 in the morning and strangle him to death?

truth

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This is why
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>why doesn't jean gray simply explode his skull using cerebro
his helmet protects him
>Why doesn't shadowcat sneak up on magneto while he's sleeping at 4 in the morning and strangle him to death?
she doesn't kill jews

she loves it

why doesn't phoenix take magneto apart atom by atom and remove him from reality?

It's like an ape shall not kill ape kind of thing. The X-Men aren't going to really kill a fellow mugga.

Magneto can control non-magnetic metals anyway.

Put him on a team against Magneto and at least you have a strongman with lots of combat training.
Put wolverine on a team against Magneto and you've just handed him a deadly weapon.

He's done it a few times.

What's wrong with Rogue's hair?

Try dropping a magnet through a copper pipe sometime.
As long as it is conductive Magneto could do something with it.

Fagneto's basically got telekinesis that's limited to metal and shit at face value but is really whatever the plot demands, as is so often the case in comics and in keeping with the special treatment that muggas get.

Magnetos powers work on all metals fags. He's not a giant super magnet he controls one fourth of creation, things on the electro-magnetic spectrum. Mags creates wormholes and atomized motives all the damn time. His powers haven't been limited to ferrous metal since he was created read a damn comic

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They had a love child? Sauce pls

Fuck colossus

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hello colossus you are my favrit

Nope. Magneto and Shadowcat saved Colossus' life after the mutant massacre because he sustained such damage that he couldn't change back into normal otherwise he would have died.

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