Would you Yea Forums?

Why not be romantic with the little monster?

What's this trope called? Frustrated little adult girl in need of dick? Cause I like it.

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I would romance the hell out of her, and make her the smallest, happiest mo ster bride in history.

who?

youtu.be/UrICt6ePOaw

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based

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Is she magical? Is she dead now?

Nah she should be fine

i got an character based on that description actually i find these characters really fun to tell/writte and draw

i got a character based on that description, actually those characters are really funny to writte and draw

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show em

I thought it was a male character voiced by an actress to sound small and squeaky?

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I'm a little disappointed that there aren't many doujins about short women getting it on with big dudes.

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They're not realistic. Women never have a hard time getting laid, even the ones that are especially ugly. The only problem they have is finding guys that are up to their standards. The first time I saw this trope was the only time I've seen it done right: she couldn't get laid because everyone willing to have sex with her she'd accuse of being a pedophile.

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Because the implication here is that she's just looking for some fuck. Which is valid and Ok to be a thing to look for but not something that i'm personally looking for.

ugly girls definitely do have trouble getting laid
I mean not insurmountable trouble, but some

Ugly girls can get laid, the ones that can't just won't because they have overly high standards.

And I found the ancient webcomic I was thinking of.

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A woman can find someone to fuck her pretty easily. Then again, a man can buy someone to fuck him pretty easily.

The issue is usually not your options, but your willingness to explore how low quality and dangerous those options are.

>Implying I can afford a whore.

Just go gay
If you just want to have sex, what's the issue?
Guys are complaining women who say they can't get laid but just want someone they are attracted to
There's nothing from getting on whatever replaced craigslist and finding whatever dude wants to bend/bend you over and having at it

That's actually why there are so many ugly lesbians.

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if only she actually looked like this

exhentai.org/g/440511/c10db17598/

Most characters in svtfoe need some fanart magic to look like "this". It works great tho.

i don't have too much drawings of her in digital, i writte her as a mature woman (28/30 yrs old) she can't SUCCess in a romantic/sexual relation ship with a another man of her age, because they feel uncomfortable for her body type; her body stop to produce growth hormones at her 13 so that's why she got that body shape, basically a shortstack

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also i did this months ago i'm still thinking of making a porn comic but college is a pain on the ass

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>Saying she is too small

Nonsense!

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I like your style but I don't like her having a nose

I like the nose. It's cute!

boop

an that's why i give her a nose

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Got a non-exhentai link?

>Ransomgram Monster is sexually frustrated

I'm enjoying this concept

This is fantasy, doesn't have to be realistic.

Its so nice that people still use my edit

It should have their own trope name.

also, to all ransomgrambros, post all the fanart of her you got.

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>North of Mexico isn't a meme
It is.
t.cachanilla

Ve a coger a tu prima

The thing is is that's it's part of a larger collection.

hmangasearcher.com/c/Like A Child/1

notorious sarcasm mah brotha

Excellent idea!

The most irritating thing is that she never got a name, so we have to use a bloated term for searches. A lot of characters in the show didn't get names, if they weren't orbiting Star or Marco's dicks in some way.

Yeah, she has a bunch different names that you have to try to found pics of her in boorus
>courier imp
>courier monster
>ransomgram monster
>ransomgram demon

there was a guy that named her Millie or something like that but never know more about that the thread got boinked before i get more info

Ever hear of Draphs from Granblue?

The only way she's getting a name is if someone famous enough give her one and gets popular

>wow this deliver was not so bad after all
Was she insturcted to wear the dress and flash her panties as part of the ransomgram? Is that the idea here? What did she mean by this?

Think she likes Mexican food?

I'm listening

the idea wans't mine at all, it was more a request from the star vs. threads but yeah the idea was exactly what you say

>What makes draphs stand out from the typical dwarf is that, courtesy of JRPG and its love of doing weird slants on traditional races, draphs have a super weird case of sexual dimorphism (At least in a mammals, there are precedents among insects) going on. See, both sexes look like humans with pointy ears and horns (officially cow or goat like, but most people think they look like demons). But draph men are huge, burly guys, averaging around 220 centimeters tall, and draph women... are, well, the definition of shortstack, averaging at 120 centimeters tall and with great big breasts... no, we're not kidding - the smallest draph woman in canon so far is Yaia, at a D-cup, and she's 6 years old!
Any doujin involving a draph character has a good chance of involving a short woman fucking a big guy.

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I'll keep my eyes open. Thank you.

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No problem. Enjoy!

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You just need to try harder.

Nah men, you fuck her, she dies.

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Magic, did you forget eclipsa took globgor dick just fine?

Just steer clear of asanagi unless you want to see them being mutilated.

I have seen women shove objects of unimaginable length and girth up their front butts. She'll manage.

Eclipsa didn't use magic to fuck globgor. Globgor is literally a shapeshifter

Globgor could shape-shift, so he could've nerfed his dick to fit inside Eclipsa.

>implying eclipsa isn't a size queen

the shortest bitch I ever fucked was just north of five foot so yes

>the smallest draph woman in canon so far is Yaia, at a D-cup, and she's 6 years old!

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She doesn't have to take it up to the hilt.

>what is a thigh job
>what is not hilting
>what is a blowie or hj.

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Too bad magic is gone.

or you can go full retard a la sparrow

did this guys, maybe I will finish it someday (probably not)

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>comedic situation
>not realistic

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...

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just as reminder, he uses her as a weapon from time to time, so imagine a grown ass man flailing what is essentially a very tiny woman around.

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Probably because they were pedos

She likes it

Well she's a bit of dick so she deserves it.

Whoh. That thing's a girl?

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She's completely naked in that bag.

yeah, she is

>the biggest it caps out at is M cup
I wish there was bigger but at the same time I feel greedy saying that fucking M isn't big enough.

>hj
May as well just do it yourself.
Never got the appeal of Handjobs.

>Be a 6'5'' giant
I would fucking kill for the chance to destroy her.

Where's the fun in that?

The penis, deadly though it may be, will be of much less danger to her tiny body than the children she'll be making.

I require proof.

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I can't wait for this thread to go into /aco/ and get some actual porn out of her.

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....Wife

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According to Yea Forums. I don't think we ever find out the gender.

Indeed

Don't fit add crisco.

>girl is made to do embarrassing thing and ends up liking it
That's basically my fetish.

It's the intimacy of someone doing it for you. Also someone else touching you inherently feels different from you touching yourself, even if it is mostly psychological.

definitely

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>Those wrinkles under the eyes

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i thought those were nostrils

>the entire bottle neck is going in

Then those are some weird ass nostrils man.

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>using the fixed version
gud

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source please

..Rule34 PaHeal

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They refer to her multiple times as "she" in the show.

Me neither, maybe with some cucked Star to add flavour

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Based

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Ya have this, but bigger?

>She gets a potion to temporarily make herself bigger.
>It just makes her larger instead of changing her proportions

I'd still bonk her..

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sauce?

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try watching the episode

>no proof

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The episodes she appears in?

>Ask for proof
>user cannot give proof
>tries to misdirect with "Hur dur watch show"
>there is no proof at all

So you're being an obtuse faggot trying to fanfiction huh?

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user do i have to post a certain image that nukes this thread?

I hope that reee pedo guy doesn’t come back he was annoying

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I cant tell if this is bait or not, but they literally call her the 'ransomgram lady' in her second appearance
Cant remember the episode name, it was the one where questbuy is going out of business and marco buys a shitload of wallets

I hope a certain cuisine gets posted though

Well now he is, great job asshole.

It's a small world
Hello again

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If you wanted to be serious you would post a video or a transcript. Anything that is not one of those two things is nothing but fanfiction. And nobody cares about your creepy pedo monster headcanon

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adolescence

>she couldn't get laid because everyone willing to have sex with her she'd accuse of being a pedophile.
I'm okay with that.

god i miss this comic.

youtu.be/mm6j3YgzGoI
Here
Curb your autism

>that style
>that english
i know you. good work.

Isnt that the problem babydoll from batman has?

Shit no wonder the little monster lady hits the fuckin bottle.
Also fuckin hell, I forgot how shitty the timing of the jokes were this fuckin season.

Imagine how fucking big the horns are on a male. they probably have trouble moving.

I didn’t expect a character with 10 seconds of screen time would get this popular

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That I wouldn't be cool with. but I'd still hug and finger her
but if I get a legal loli I don't care what anyone thinks of me.

Where does her fanart personality come from? She seems to be a doormat, but most of her lewds and fanart makes her a dom.

Suppressed issues. She's abused and neglected so often that she probably has a lot of unfulfilled needs.

How quickly you forget the year of the sheep.

all the lewds I see make her tentatively, shyly inviting. that's what a doormat does.

That's a deep understanding user

This is very nice. Keep up the good work

ooofff

I like this.

Yes

Well then: What's Star's favorite cuisine?

She seems more like someone who doesn't see the dick coming until its in.

Ransomgram Monster should have been endgame

uhhhhhh... the D?

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Nope: MEXICAN

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well yeah she probably doesn't know what it's like
i mean look how she dresses. she's probably never seen a male naked before.

I was never a fan of Starco but I have to admit that the sex would be glorious.

>seeing and experiencing a dick for the first time

Unf

>yehabbadahabbadahabba.. h-howww is that going to fit in my butt?
>wait, WHERE?

Short girls are cute.
Girls with horns are cute.
Mixing the two can only result in wonderful things.

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Imagine it without protection

hard to imagine it any other way

I imagine all that pent up tension would make a glopping noise

That's some nice chocolate milk there user but is she really a smol girl?

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>"I am your singing ransomgram!"
youtube.com/watch?v=HX0sGo8RFck

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needs moar strippogram
I imagine she'd be down with that. just give her money and an address and there will be a naked monster

Absolutely smol

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Very nice.

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I love her voice

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Just accuse him of being a pedo for being here, it’s not that hard to irritate those types.

no you stupid autistic fuck, kys.

She would do it but be extremely embarrassed.

post your ransomgram courier headcanons

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She's my new girlfriend.

implying she doesnt put the towel around her waist
or just around her shoulders to catch hair drips

>She's in her late twenties
>She's a Hekapoo fan
>total workalcoholic

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God bless Plague

She goes to those nerd conventions. Also, her wardrobe only has her uniform and a bunch of self-made cosplays.

I bet she hangs out nude a lot around the monsters that nobody seems to require clothes on
but she has to wear a helmet so nobody will know it's her

i don't remember the episode but did marco have a room before star made him this one cause her line of "i have been looking for his room for months" means she been on a wild goose chase then?

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star teleported marco's room from earth to that spot in her castle
presumably the letter was addressed to him on earth and the poor (presumably scissor-equipped) cutie had to just do research

She's pure and doesn't seek out sex, but always finds herself in lewd situations and agrees to do whatever is asked of her because she is a professional.

No, Star had barely conjured (?) the room minutes ago iirc which means that the ransomgram demon has some magical way to track the adress of her ransomgrams.

>professional
and a good girl who deserves headpats

I see her more like the kind of girl that would nervously reject lewd advances and run away. She, however, would use any kind of clothes if the job demands it.

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also valid
but I think her confidence is bolstered by having an excuse

fixed with bucket tool, learn to color in properly.
Also I hate the eye-lines visible through hair meme, I can understand the eyebrows for expression reasons but there is no point leaving the eye shape covered by hair drawn, even if the lazy hacks responsible for the official version did so.

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hair is transparent

Of course, of course.
Also, I don't think there isn't that much of a body shaming culture in the monster community. Monsters comes in big variety of forms and sizes, she being that small probably isn't that much of a turn down for them.

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Transparent hair is used to signify a thin layer of hair. The real problem comes from when the hair is still drawn really lush and thick

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>s o i on the right

quick request?

just cutely dancing nude. possibly in a kiddy pool

>Insulting the Great Khans

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Getting absolutely drunk while delivering mail

A different version of She's just chilling in a kiddy pool. Wearing sunglasses, In a one piece.

....care for a free lollipop?

shit I want to see this too
but I still need my cute nude dancin' fix. just innocent as you please

What’s her name

I'm doing a quick drawing of the two of them but I'm not sure im I can post a drawing of a naked chibi demon here (even if I didn't put the nipples)

That's what imgur is for

this. or /aco/ though they might confuse chibi for loli if she's flat enough (and I sure hope she is)

/aco/ has a shortstack thread

It was never said or mentioned. She's not named in the credits either, just checked. In the show they just refer to her has "the ransomgram lady". And she only makes like 2 (?) appearances total.

Someone should tweet Daron and ask.

I seconding getting drunk because she had a rough day at work

>learn to color in properly.
This is fair enough I suppose, I actually fucked up in one very noticeable spot on top of the somewhat uneven coloring... the mouth(I'm actually somewhat surprised you didn't do anything about it).
Maybe you shouldn't say you fixed it when your bucket tool fix is full of white spots too, though.
>Also I hate the eye-lines visible through hair meme, I can understand the eyebrows for expression reasons but there is no point leaving the eye shape covered by hair drawn,
>even if the lazy hacks responsible for the official version did so.
That there is the exact reason to do so. I'm not a fan of them myself, but if I'm trying to be true to the original look I leave them in.

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probably wasnt her storyboarding, someone just invented that character on the spot, and, like so many i know I've created to fill a role, didn't name her.

uhm, does trash has a stvfoe thread? maybe I can post it there and then just post the link to the pic here. Could that get me banned?

Have any good pointers for this one?
Willing to get better, I'm more a watercolour guy than a pencil color guy, which is why I'm probably a little loose with my color at times.

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dude you can get banned for posting anything. the moderation is a joke. just post an external link to imgur or something

well the primary tip, and I think this is what that other user was getting at, is she's not green. she's a pale kinda gray yellow color. I realize you probably don't have that specific pencil, but that's why physical media sucks.
second tip is cowboy boots have pointy toes, not square ones
this is super cute

is this the new Yea Forums waifu?

She's FOTM at best. Although I think that's what you meant

She's a sorta beigish color, yeah. I actually do have that pencil, but the camera settings on my phone(I have no scanner) just screws that particular shade up big time, so I went with a pale green color instead. I have noticed after the fact that I screwed up on the tail in both images, it's supposed to be the same shade as the hair, but I used the other green.

Hm, well Ransomgram was written and boarded by Gina Gress and Cassie Zwart so maybe one of them had a name in mind even if it didn't make it into the show. In case anyone wants to track them down on Twitter or whatever.

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okey
imgur.com/a/7kqXSMl

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>those legs

Yikes

Unless you're drawing on yellowish paper, your lighting and/or phone is making everything super yellow which is part of the problem. Should try to get a more even setup for lighting. Also a cheap flatbed scanner would probably be worth getting if you tend to do pencil drawings (though sometimes the shininess of the pencil lead can cause weirdness on scanners)

Fucking adorable. That pose is almost exactly what I was imagining. Great job, guy. You're gonna be something someday.
anatomy's not perfect, true, but that's no excuse for a 2019 garbage meme like yikes.

I fixed her Yea Forums, what do you think?

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An user asked on Twitter, the name is >ransomgram girl

That's not even a name

It is if she is a magic being. Like eternity or death.

If she was an spell/magical being, you know what that means?

gettin mixed signals

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Needs a thinner waist and hips
She's supposed to be smol, not fat

The other two don't like it, but they'll still Jack off to it. I just hate it.

or if she just has a really weird job that requires her to change her name to that.
the ransomgram corporation is probably like the mirror company ponyhead's boyfriend works for. I mean, they work in the field of ransoming..
well there's a reason for that.

Yes, unfortunately.

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You just made her fat dude. That's not fixing things. And nothing needed fixing in the first place.

Thicc shortstack are hard to draw

i prefer her small thin version

Just add her in

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Why do you fatfags got to ruin everything

She is small, petite, and flat

remember guys,genocide is okay if its done by a girl

Give a her a little muscle to go with dat gut.
She is both and ransomgram singer and a mailman, so she has to be a little active to be on her feet all day.

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I actually interpreted that as muscle first, fat second
not into either one, but you enjoy your RG the way you like her. Me, I want her tiny and flat but maybe with a head that isn't six times the size of her body. Not sure how I would change it in my style while still keeping her adorably tiny.

So.. smaller?
You guys are much much harder to please than Yea Forums

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LEMME AT THAT DICK

better.

You ruined her.

Better, but still too big.

It's better. I like what she's doing with her vest. Can I ask you to make her legs slimmer?

I have a feeling that after human cock, monster dick isn't going to cut it. Human cock might ruin her forever.

this is better,but is still too big,dont you see her true appeal?she is such a small slender girl

That's pretty good. Now you just have to drop the vest

Oh no user! What are you doing, I’m just a delivery girl

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I just wanted to see you chillin in a kiddie pool. I don't know what the fuck these other people are doing.

Can someone post the kiss comic

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I use the "lighten" function, which tends to have something of a yellowish tone. If I don't, the images end up fairly dark.

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sexy is as sexy does.

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I love this picture, not because the gag, but because the expression on the last panel, Makes me laugh every time.

>user is the first person to find her attractive and hit on her
>she doesn't know how to respond to this

right?

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Let me have you

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Would you?

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In about 3 seconds or however long it takes to get that uniform off and into the shredder.

gotta use the ole fling technique

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saw this on a letsplay of red dead today. couldn't believe it, thought it was a joke on how easy it is in these games.
why do rabbits have such loose skin? and if it's so easy, why did my cat take so long to unwrap the presents he brought me?

Did Star cum on her?

Yes, I would help her up and ask if she'd like to dine with me some time. I'm surrounded by nice restaurants,so Greek, Thai, Mexican, Continental, Barbecue, or Vietnamese, we could get to know each other better.

that's adorable
plus she could eat off the kids' menu and probably get full after a single chicken nugget.

Taking requests
Lewd preferable.

can I make a non-lewd request?

sure

If that's the case, I guess just sharing an appetizer and a cocktail is a good enough date. Said Thai place has wonderful fish cakes and they make their chili sauce in house.

I want to see RansomGram Girl and Marco chilling in a kiddie pool. Marco wearing shorts and RansomGram Girl wearing a one piece. They're both wearing sunglasses.

Star is filling the kiddie pool with a hose. She's also wearing a one piece.

What if the naked little imp is just gleefully jilling herself with an expression like a kid getting cotton candy?

Shit, I have a place like that nearby. That's the only way it'd be affordable.

Ransomgram lady delivering a comparably big dildo to Baby, with Baby remarking how interesting it is.

>Knock Knock

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more like knock knock her up

>I just wanted to swe you chillin in a kiddie pool
What are you a serial killer? I just want to fuck her but man you're creepy.

Why the fuck is it when I make the most mundane requests, it's somehow perceived as creepy?

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You make me think about porn where the girl uses the still flowing hose to masturbate.

I do believe that was a joke.

>ywn introduce the courier imp to Terran culture through food, sex, music, and games
FUCK THIS WORLD, I WANT IT TO BURN

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cats lack the upper body strength we humans have its why doing the fling is not okay to do with a bag of chips shits gets everywhere

still, that seems like pretty weak skin-muscle connection, doesn't it?

Man porn is getting weird these days.

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These days? That was from like 10 or more years ago.

>10 years ago
Well that explains it

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ladies have been using water to masturbate since plumbing was invented

whos there

I feel this way but with Ludo.

he is a dear little scamp, isn't he? the actor's voice and mannerisms rescued him from being another dull villain in a stupid Wander-esque show (disclaimer: never actually watched that, judging it entirely by commercial clips and the theme song), and then he grew a damn Riker the-show-and-character-are-getting-more-complex-now beard
sure his episodes aren't much fun to rewatch, but the first time? they were amazing.

wander is cartoon kino you lowly slug

I do not even understand what you are tying to insinuate.

I didn't even know what porn was ten years ago

I'm sorry but it looks really dumb to me. Maybe it's great. Phineas and Ferb looked really stupid to me for years until I sat down and watched it.

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Ransomgram Monster is a nudist who takes her clothes off the second she gets home from work and relaxes, sighing with relief.

Ransomgram Monster spent literally months running around the multiverse trying to find Marco. If that's the norm for her, she probably gets home after a long delivery and does nothing but masturbate for 8 hours straight and then pass out and sleep for another 16.

I guarantee both of these things are true about her.

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This is a lewd picture.

Well I want to fuck her user
The 'I' is underlined several times you just can't see it

Not that user but I thought it was decent, not into pee but still not bad

This.

Why is she perfect

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i waifu'd her before she was officially female, hell yes i would.
that being said with her surge in popularity, im kinda proud someone edited my crop instead of croping another pic. along with seeing some of my caps and shit reposted, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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not even she believed you picked her over all the others.

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I actually wanted to back slap Marco the first time he hit her for some reason, now I know why.

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>tfw she will never ever come back now that the shows over

She shall live on in our fan-fics and art.

>But at least she survived Star's genocide?

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This is definitely the more interesting scenario.

shes not made of magic like the MHC, she only had a spell that poofed her back to the office after long distance deliveries.
dont let the heka-dust fans denture you.

sadly the last place she had to leave mail at was at a hostile dimension that has large creatures who hunt small horned animals and now thanks to star there no way back

lel

fortunately they only hunt them to touch their goodies

everyone got sent back to their home dimension except for mewni or that's what glossarick said because ponyhead and tom stayed at mewni when the magicaust happened.
I guess the underworld and ponyhead home are in the same dimension that mewni.

She got some nice teeth

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See needs more love,
>She was wasted on this poor series.

Keep this thread alive so we can get those art requests done

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The show had a real problem with Star and Marco just attacking background characters because they thought it was funny. Rewatch the show. It comes up a LOT.

It's mostly just Star casually murdering people for little to no reason whatsoever, like those cops at that helicopter.

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There should be more fanart of her with pointy teeth.

if I wasn't busy and tired I'd draw you some. I'm sure I will draw some eventually
does she have tags on paheal?

You finally got your monster waifu to agree to a date. What do you do now?
aside from drop spaghetti all over the place

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CUTE!! I LOVE HER!

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take significant physical liberties, gambling that only our dimension could possibly have the insane concept of personal space. especially given that most civilizations here don't or don't as much, and none of them used to.

Damn I wish she had a name

El goblina es mailio

>Th-they made me change my name to Ransomgram Lady. My old name was nothing special anyway.. Y-you can just call me RL. haha hahahaha maybe m-maybe you'll be IN RL LATER hahahahahaha oh gosh did I say that out loud

this is you singing telegram
I hope it finds you well
This thread gave me a brief rise in old memories.

Memories of what?

I could tell you, but then I would have to kill the thread

Oh no

uh, someone still remembers.

I also miss certain things

courier kicking marco in his "package"

lust gremlin

69 for best taste

second for but her in a bikini. she needs a day off from lewds.

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if she needs a day off from lewds just have her bustin some balls user

lucky trips, jesus the ballbusting anons are on a roll this thread

nude isn't lewd, user
I want to see her in a tiny loose sundress.

I wish for there to be more of this.

cute blowie-grams for all

why is the best girl always the one with the least time on screen

gets the most character that isn't ruined by people messing her up later

I don’t know why but I like characters with green hair

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it looks so nice

>"Somebody ordered you a STRIP-o-GRAM!"
>She rips her uniform off in one go
>then her excited smile turns to a teary-eyed, worried frown
>"waahh I did it too fast! now I don't have anything else to take off. Please don't give me a bad rating!"

Aww that eagerness is adorable

She called Ransomgram_Monster on their

triptastic thread

and she's cute as a noodle on a biscuit

welp something before i head to bed

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I want this character to get bowsetta tier popularity just to shit all over the show

I love the mixture of boner and pity I have. I want to bring her ice water.
then I want to just splash it all over her and watch her nips harden

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Very good son

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that sounds nice as well

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She's so tiny and perfect.

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It’s easy to get laid in general if you have low standards. But most of the time both men and women have high standards despite the fact they aren’t exactly up to those standards themselves. Only people who have a good chance at getting laid by anybody, anytime is rich hot people.

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Is she holding a smash invitation?

And there’s more

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no, you pleb, its a generic wax stamp.
this is the edit for smash.

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Perfect

She's in

Noice

she's.. she's just so little.

I love this

any ideas to improve the hat? the horns get in the way of any kind of sun bonnet

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Have a sun bonnet, have the horns poke through the sun bonnet

feet when

This entire thread

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yeah but at this angle you wouldn't be able to see much of her bangs and/or much of the horns. I should have picked the angle first and then the hat.

imgur.com/a/79BTKo0
can't be too careful these days

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Make that sundress translucent, and it'll be 100% win!

is there any other kind?

get down on one knee to get as physical close as possible and whisper into one of her long ears I need these letters delivered by tonight and they are in the bad part of town

Can you have her hold her date's hand or him carrying her into the restaurant or helping her at the buffet draw-friend?

>helping her at the buffet
hnnngg
now see here, i'd pay her extra to do a delivery naked, but I'm not letting her go anywhere near bad parts of town.

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This is wonderful

Is....is there something underneath?

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you WANT to give rangram bacterial vaginosis?

I don't like it. I love it.

I just want to be the one to make her the happiest girl in the universe.

No. I mean....is she wearing underweeeeeear?

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hell no. because it's pretty unsanitary. sorry I probably could have phrased that more clearly

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Coldfusion being the best person in this board as usual

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I'm no hero, I just like cute things.

oh and 3150666 on paheal
goodnight

Bless you for all your hard

Thank you Coldfusion for all your hard work

imgur.com/a/q1wUqXl

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Dare I say, quite the gusher.

Cuteness over 9000!!

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Star genocides the competition!

Yes now this is a thead I can get into

Oh no, Ransomgram girl forgot to wear pants today! Everyone can see her underwear and butt.

Your mine m8

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Any fanfics of her yet?

Just lots of fanart

I made 1 but it's a private ballbusting fic, titled "Pride, Prejudice, and Packages".

nice

I liked better. all my hard feels blessed.

And, ironically, it's villains are the best part of the show.

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To think such a minor character would get this much attention

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That tends to happen when the main cast is completely unlikable.

she's just super cute. maybe as cute as Star. the main appeal of this show is cuteness, since it doesn't really pull off action or plot that well.

Wish a few other minor characters introduced in S4 got some attention.

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I liked that character.

Babs is quite the predicament. Do I risk contracting pinkeye to appease my love of smol women?

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her face is just a tidbit fat.
and there's something disturbing about eye corners hanging off the side of the face.

Someone ought to draw her and mini messenger comparing their chests to see who's bigger

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>pettan pettan tsurupettan

if they showed one episode without pinkeye, she mightve gotten more attention

Rabbits are fragile
Popping a balloon near one of them is enough to induce a heart attack

true but I didn't expect that same frailty to extend to their connective tissue

It's a good thing there's fan art of her not riddled with disease

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You're not skinning the rabbit, you're just flinging it so hard it shits out its guts. You're getting rid of all the parts that rot the fastest.

I love her but I will always have a place in my heart for Baby, who only had a single episode and was never seen or heard from again and is most likely dead because of magic genocide.

that makes much more sense
but in red dead it was explicitly ripping them out of their skin through pure inertia.

She would have but the pinkeye was an issue

Never have skinned a rabbit by flinging it like in that image but I think it is doable. The skin is not at all that well attached as it is in most animals, many times I have just grabbed it with one hand and pulled with other and skin came off nice and clean. It may have something to do with how low in neutrons the rabbit meat is, apparently you can fucking starve to death if you only eat rabbit meat.

I'd be too busy awwwing to be turned on. She needs to be protected.

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Damn this thread is still alive. People must really love this character

>low in neutrons
yeah rabbits are largely hydrogen
naw i believe the issue is theyre super low in fat. you'd go into ketosis mode and have to start burning protein for energy, which is something we don't usually do.
but yeah I guess there's precedent for that, cats have super loose skin, i bet theirs peels right off. I guess i havent petted enough rabbits

my memory is starting to suck, who was this character?
sometimes protective instincts and arousal can be tied together.

Who's got the cuter bathing suit?

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can't decide. too cute.

I adore her with every fiber of my being.

Babs. A middle aged assassin who appeared throughout S4 as a minor character

All of it

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not ringing a bell. i hvae a vague memory of a little girl at a therapist's office causing a lot of trouble while hiding behind her presumption of innocence.. but that might be a different show.
middle-aged loli, you say? just like my japanese animes...

This is amazing

>middle-aged loli, you say? just like my japanese animes...

Hate to disappoint but she's a fully grown woman who owns a house and holds down a steady job.

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One piece is always cuter

and wears a kitty hoodie
user I don't want my loli NOT to be independent, mature grown women. I just want them to be full of youthful energy and health. I'm not some kind of ~predator.~

I want to reassure her that she is very sexy and she did an excellent job.

oh no baby's the show do not end till the sukk starts to sing

i.imgur.com/qaayBua.jpg

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These fanarts just keeps on coming

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and if she needs you to actually fiddle with her bits to feel sexy?
what if she thinks her special place is ugly and dirty and nobody wants to go near it
and you have to illustrate that directly by putting your mouth on it to show incontrovertibly that you like it.

I bet she could relieve herself into a cut-open tennis ball

I feel like a human giving her oral sex would absolutely ruin her for other monsters her size. They wouldn't be able to compete.

The next problem Star will have. All the humans taking their monster women.

but monsters can offer shit like lizard tongues, suction cup lips, all kinds of crazy shit.

A black man?? I can't self insert as a BLACK MAN!!

You got a point there but a human can literally put her entire vag, taint, and butt in his mouth at the same time

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>imagine

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>i.imgur.com/qaayBua.jpg
>TFW I'll never be a hard working Black Man coming home from a hard days work to make sweet passionate love to my smol monster gf.
What a cruel world.

Shouldn't the victor be the one with the flatest chest?

FUCK I need MORE

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I don't know if it's the six or so whiskies I've had this evening or what, but the superfluity of that image is pure flabberghasting

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oh I see what you're saying. Yeah definitely. she'll be ruined for her own species. but most monsters are pretty big, a little bigger than us

what i like is that none of this is getting gross and toddlery. She's a small lady and she deserves to be treated like one.
That means she gets picked up, but it is never called uppies.

Of course, she's a shortie. That's it.

I wonder if most monsters are into cross-species breeding.

I'd pay her to kill my virginity

I mean, look at how fun it is in videogames to see how much they programmed in when you can crossbreed monsters
real life has a way better computer

So when this thread dies we’re just going to make another one within a week with new fanart to post

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Wansomgwam Wednesdays?
... no let's not call it that.
I can all but promise I will draw more in the future.

I guess I have to wait like always

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could just do a general Monster Girls thread? maybe give it the theme of tiny girls to keep it more on track for ransomgrams

I feel like that will get deleted on sight
More like 'general Star vs side-characters thread' maybe

I'd be down for that if any of you are interested. The series is full of minor waifus to discuss and draw

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OPEN UP THE DOOR ITS REAL

The best option is to move it to /trash/ then

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why tho? for the fucking "furry" rule? most of the other threads should be purged too for breaking other rules, but then this board would truly be dead. so why not let us have a fun fucking thread once in a while?

Deffo
but in case you were planning to, don't make the op squirrel girl or, again, deletes will occur. We're not quite in north korea yet, but we gotta start adapting to the way the wind's blowing unless someone has a fan or direct access to the wind factory.

dude don't ask me I just don't wanna get banned again
There are ways around it. I just think if the thread is explicitly about a cartoon, it's less likely to get deleted. whereas if it's about a broad concept that seems focused on cute grrls, that's a likely candidate. I'm figuring out the new unwritten rules the same as everyone else.

now I might be racist but I'll save it anyway

This was from that "Abs" episode, wasn't it? Why was she out of breath when she found Marco and gave him the hostage message?

she'd been searching for ages to find his room

Just finished masturbating.

Was she holding her breath all that time?

Marco's room was trapped out of dimension, so there was no way she ever could have found it. Hence, she had been searching for her destination for a long time.

running around makes you out of breath

was it though? I got the impression it was on earth and then it was brought to mewni

Good point. I also would have accepted >108190562

This was a wonderful thread. See you guys next time!

I liked her but now I love her, great thread.

Trash is garbage

Now you done it!

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