What would EB White and Debbie Reynolds do if they knew what this place has done with Charlotte?

I wanna fuck this fat-assed arachnid now.

>We'll never get another remake of Charlotte's Web,

Fuck it I'll take a cgi animated movie.

user how can you be attracted to an arachnid?

I'm attracted to ample ladies of ample generosity of all species, my dear user.

>you realize Charlotte could've easily protected Wilbur had she become a monolithic blob of spider fat.

EB White wasn't a fan of the movie in the first place. He referred to it as a travesty, and said "The story is interrupted every few minutes so that somebody can sing a jolly song. I don't care much for jolly songs. The Blue Hill Fair, which I tried to report faithfully in the book, has become a Disney World, with 76 trombones. But that's what you get for getting embroiled in Hollywood." I heard he was also displeased that the farm was not accurate in the fact that there was no farting from the livestock, but that's neither here nor there. But it was such a bone of contention that it was included in the remake.

EB White was even forbidden to even see storyboards of the animated movie before it was in the can (ready for theaters). That's a little fucked.

the hell the farting was in the book? I dont remember that despite reading the damn thing a few months back.

We got Mother Earth and Father Time out of it, so I'd say it was worth it to have some songs.

Also EB White sounds like a 20th century version of a Yea Forums user.

so which of the two pics was your favorite?

Not that user but I prefer the first one. Mountain-size is too big for me to find really appealing.

I now want the same story but with Charlotte mountain sized and see how that one change affects the whole damn story.

I want to become part of that mountain.

>Charlotte will never be able to let you lie in her mountainous and growing body.

>you will never be lost forever among one of her endless rolls and folds as she completely forgets about your presence in the midst of another hunger pang

how big can this spider get?

Big enough that she could crush you with one accidental sway and wobble.

this board has forever changed how this character will be viewed.

Templeton is a shit.

And that's a good thing.

>Charlotte decides the only way to save Wilbur, is to hide him.

My man
Tell the class, what would your favorite plump species be

Do you think Wilbur smelled from sleeping in literal shit every night?

not big enough.

How big is big enough?

planet's a good place. but for some thats a good starting point.

>planet-sized spider waifu
I could get down with that. Not sure if that's quite my scene, but I wouldn't say no to it either.

I wish I could access the multiverse and get a version of the animated film with this event taking place.

Why not a universe where it's real?

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user don't do this to me

You clowns need to stop.

You cant stop what has already been put into motion

I cant get aerial views then fool.

I actually thought the live action version was kinda cute in its own way

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