Marco, why does our marriage feel so cold recently?

>Marco, why does our marriage feel so cold recently?

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>Because you killed Hekapoo.

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Not enough of a Thicc MILF

This ought to heat things up.

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Still can't get over the dumb fuck abandoning Hekapoo for a loud, retarded stick figure.

>Star is canon bi
>implying they don't have regular threesomes with Janna and Brunzetta
>Jackie might also be bi
What did you mean by this?

why is he crying bubblegum

DAMN, Marco looks like this?! I need to start watching SVTFOE!

lol mexican novela, i need more of this

>You wouldn't let me bring my other wives into our home, so I'm taking myself to them.

deviantart.com/bitter-knitter/art/It-s-Tradition-1-667471049
Very fun story.
Sadly unfinished and likely to remain so though.

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oh yeah i need me an alpha husband like this i want tobe hi little slut boy that he cuckold and put a chasity cacge while he goes to fuck hotter guys this is really hot

nigga get the fuck on outta here with that gay faggot shit nigga
naw nigga naw that ain't how it goes the fuck down
naw

What happens is that Star begins taking herself to Marco's other wives and raping them herself, both to steal whatever remnants of Marco are within them as well as to traumatize them. Unfortunately, a side effect of this is that they all just want to fuck Star now, resulting in a double harem.

Cool I guess

thanks your message made me hard

>star is concerned over her failing marriage
>Marco is spending less and less time with her
>they haven't slept together for a long time
>star doesn't know what to do and suspects another woman but puts on a happy face for the children
>even though Marco is avoiding star, at least he still plays with the children, well just his daughter...

Then star confronts her daughter and they fight for Marco[/ spoiler]
And star beats her ass and tells her that Marco's cock belongs to her[/ spoiler]

You don't mean...

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hot

M I L L I O N S

I don't know what you mean, honey. Can this conversation wait till later? I promised Janna I'd drop by her place and help her with her plumbing.

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She killed millions

more like double haram

JUST LIKE HER MOMMY

She was weeding out the competition

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Star, back when we started it was magical. Remember that time you were riding me and your mewberty wings unfolded and we fucked 10 feet above the bed? I dunno that spark's just gone. There's no more surprises. We need a way to spice things up like a threesome or spanking or a threesome."

>"Because Janna loves me more than you ever did Star!"

Except hekapoo had a crush on the bird guy

It has a real Edd Ed and Eddy vibe to the faces.

Hey man I'd throatfuck Winemom Star, especially if her mascara runs as she cries due to my massive girth.

>implying Marco would ever get tired of Star in any way shape or form outside of daily annoying friend stuff
>implying Star would ever get tired of Marco or wear makeup like that

Keep dreaming nigga.

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Same

I'd get bored of Star by the month desu. Too much of a spaz.

Yeah but that's because you're you. Marco is essentially living what Samurai Jack's life would be if his ending wasn't ultra sad.

He got his prize, got to go back to the past AND is with the girl he loves and he still gets to have adventures and stuff. Dude knows a good thing when he sees it.

sorry Star, I've been cleaning pipes all day

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Would you spitroast her with another user?

You fags have ruined Master Shake for me. Good work.

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Hell yeah
When else could you spitroast a war criminal?

>LS_04
wat dis?

Real life niggas want Season 2 Jackie, Star is the autist you avoid at school.

I call bullshit but you have your taste and I have mine and I can respect that.

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>Marco I'm really not comfortable like this...

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>Marco, why do you turn the lights off when we make love?
>Why do you keep your eyes closed when we embrace?
>Why did you call me Brittany when we climaxed?
Well Yea Forums? Why did he?

I would be as well if my genitals were right on the sand like that

Seriously, i've been to a nude beach and it's not all it's cracked up to be.

First off I have to worry about getting sun burn on my cock which is new. Secondly you're getting sand all up in your ass crack if you sit down without a towel. Third, if you bend down to pick something up you feel the wind brush up against your asshole and it feels weird, that's a personal thing I get it, but I still felt strongly against it.

I'm sorry Marco, I wanted to see what Mexican food was like.

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Please stop making Star threads, she reminds me of my ex girlfriend who was a big fan of the show.

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>Aw, what a romantic din-wait a minute

Wait just a fucking second here m&

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If it makes you feel any better, Star will probably end up in a dead end divorce while Marco scores with his old high school flames.

This better not be what I fucking think it is.

>

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Whatever happened to that Star vore guy?

>Star misunderstanding the phrase "I want you inside me"

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That expression gives me a hard dick but holy fuck man. I legit forgot vorestar was a thing. I prefer feet star.

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>Marco, I saw an older guy looking at me and touching himself... I feel sick, I want to leave right now.

sniff

OR possessive Star. Possessive star is my absolute favorite flavor of Star with Monstar coming in a close second. Possessive Monstar is my Shangri-La, my earthly paradise that I will never obtain.

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How the fuck could your heart not melt at the thought of a possessive Monstar. Just fucking look at her.

Fucking protecting that motherfucking smile.

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>star chewing on her wand

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>tfw this won't be continued

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>When you love/lust someone so much you eat him
This is almost darker than the finale

>I don't know, Star. I guess the magic is just... Gone.

Underrated post.

Against my better judgement I've fallen in love with ballbust star. Something about a genki girl with a cruel streak just sorta works.

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BREAK HER

>dorky Star
Now I just feel bad for all the cuck jokes.

This Star was made for protection.

>Monstar covets Marco as much as a dragon to their precious treasure

>Most likely claws up his back and bites his shoulder during sex

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>Muncie
Based world traveler

Hopefully this Star doesn't end in emergence.

>emergence
Fuck off with that trash.

>Most likely claws up his back and bites his shoulder during sex
LOVE THAT SHIT

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Imagine her with the glasses off and her hair down

I did. And now it's much much worse!

That's not Mexican fo- OH GOD

...sumthin aint right here...

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....

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>Marco why are you buried neck deep in the sand when you could be buried balls deep in me?

>No Marco, it's not high tide yet.

Go to /soc/ or /trash/ then.
You'll find lots of people who will help you fulfill your deep, dark fantasies.

Star going to a marriage counselor WHEN?

but if its a girl

>"I can't stand him anymore! All he does is work, work out and work on his bike. He spends more time with his job then he does with his family AND HE HASN'T FUCKED ME IN TWO WEEKS MISS COUNSELOR LADY"

>mfw Marco was actually planning a month long vacation that will be a never ending fuckfest

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I took you on this fucking beach vacation and you're going to ruin it by asking shit like that?
God, this is why I don't love you anymore.

I don't see how it would ruin Shake for you. He's a pretty fucked up guy. One of the big reasons the screencap caught on was because you could easily imagine Shake being the one who said all that.

Star vs. the Forces of Being a Divorced Mother of Two when?

Because you wanted 1000 babies.

>It's the episode where Marco travels to Europe alone to get his shit together only to get into sexual shenanigans by ACCIDENT
My favorite episode.

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Why was Juan such a chad bros?

>buenos dias

Jack makes me moist

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I bet Star would sign up for one of those infidelity websites

>I bet Star would sign Marco up for one of those infidelity websites
Get your Star lore right

She'd be so much better if they drew her with a proper lizard snout.

I fucking hate this picture

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Marco is that you

This is what happens when you mate with a bug.

I don't know if she cleaned up or let herself go.

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>You're just imagining things

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I dont get it.

Is she eating Marco?

...

yes
Star Butterfly should frighten you

Let's be honest, this is the true post-game ending.

>cannibalism

just post vore you faggots

no, post cuckstar that is the best

Oh god my sides. Put me in the cap lads.

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put me in the screencap please

What implies that she's eating Marco. She could just eating normal food with a picture of her boyfriend in her dining room

>Marco, do you think that maybe you're spending a little too much time with Janna and her son? You're almost like a little family, and we could be starting a family of our own...

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the photo of him is all set up memorial-style, as if he's dead. Star's reluctant expression also sort of implies the cannibalism. its just some fucking deep-end fetish shit

I think she's being forced to eat Marco, considering I saw a photo of her being raped by the same artist (And I don't have it, sorry)

>"M-Marco....you called me Janna last night when we were making love..."

who's the artist?

That can't be Marco it's all just meat! Aren't Mexicans made of beans?

That's why she is crying

>Awkwardly apologizes for clawing up his back
>Tenderly kisses it better

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Promised slave market MonStar comic never.

I fucking love this picture

>monster will never come into your life from a sheltered upbringing that her parents raised her in to protect her from the monster hate the mewmians have.
>she will never follow you around like a puppy excited about the stuff you two do together, whether it's fighting ludo or just getting a burrito.
>despite being a dorky guy from her perspective you're transgressive and fun to be around.
>she will never gush gush about how badass(sorry, "intrepid") you are and how you're her knight.
>she will never awkwardly make her feelings known to you one night after a movie.

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>tfw she won't aggressively latch on to you when some other girl shows up without really knowing why
>tfw she will never going into a bestial rage at the sight of your hurt
>tfw she will never embrace you when she is sad and ask for you to stay with her

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>Implying Janna will ever look that good.
No way. Jannafags are delusional, at least Jackiefags can claim she's cute.

>No way.
Yes way. All the main girls have cute design.

This Janna is a M I L F
Shame she'll never look like this. She'll hit the wall by the time she turns 18

>She'll hit the wall by the time she turns 18
She's a Flip, Asians age better than most people.

Janna is ugly and her design is borderline manly her nose and chin/jaw in particular. I'm not saying you can't like her, she was a bro in the last season and her heartbeat trick got me good, but she's nowhere near as cute as Star, Jackie or many other females in the show.

She is out there. You have to find her.

lel

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Subjective as fuck my dude, Janna isn't ugly.

>Janna
Star's a lot of things, but I don't think she's a necrophile

this thread only proves how shit the actual show was and the only thing there was to it was waifus

>Star getting action instead of watching
In what world?

>Shame she'll never look like this
Because she died.

Janna isn't dead.

Post rare Jannas

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Prove that she got back up off that gurney after stopping her heart.

to stop her heart she would have to have one in the first place lol either way she is dead because she never had a heart neither a soul fucking bitch heh

She was out cold for one minute. You need to stop your heart a a much longer period for the brain to get damaged beyond repair and then die. Plus it's the main character to a Disney show, a child at that. The dead joke was forced.

Reasonable.

She was surrounded by paramedics and her heart had literally just stopped, so I'm fairly sure it took a quick jolt at most to get her back up.

>my proof that she lived is explaining how brain damage works
Apparently you're speaking from experience.

>fairly sure
Nice.

A classic from a better time.

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hnnnnnnng
star edits like this should never stop

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.....wait a minute.

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>the clawing and biting sends Marco into an adrenaline fueled overdrive
>Pounds Monstar so hard they break the fucking bed
>Marco's parents are nearby and his dad merely nods in approval
>"Atta boy..."

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I am aroused

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Earth-ni

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>Apparently you're speaking from experience.
Google, dumbass.

Imagine an occasion in which star is not cuckquean. Imagine

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Thicc beee

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>Earth-ni
She got cucked on Eath and Mewni tho.
>filename
lel

>Imagine
I can't. I literally can't. Yea Forums has made Star the posterchild of cuckqueaning.

I tried Googling proof that she got up like I asked, but there was nothing.

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>Monstar will never cling onto you because she gets bullied by the other girls in school
>She'll never slowly fall in love with you and decide to let her feelings out on a movie night
>Monstar will never wrap her arms around your shoulders and french kiss you with all her might
>She'll never sleep in your arms every night because she gets nightmares about her childhood bullying

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I was just out to prove she lived.

>ruining good OC
Seething

Now that I think about it burden of proof is on you to prove she died and didn't just get brought back instantly

>Ywn Fondle Monstar's FAT tail
Why live

Star obviously needs to start giving Marco rimjobs if she wants the marriage to be saved.

>how to kill your marriage with one simple trick

>Even the storyboarders support this

>giving a man who eats Mexican food a rimjob

Tapset
Narcoloco
Atomic Bomb
Drugs, lolis and light dismemberment

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Why would you ruin Monstar with that lame bullying fantasy?

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uncensored version fucking where?

I love the shape of her mouth.

My man

>that "ohhhh..." she gives. :^)

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/3050596

>seen this image years ago but never made the connection

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>Doesn't know what the internet did to Monstar.

Oh you sweet innocent man. Please hold onto that. Do know seek what cannot be unlearned.

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>She'll never listen to your heart beat.

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Earth-Ni

>Jackie is a lesbian
>Janna wants to fuck a married man
>Heekapoo is dead
>Brittney is no longer the wealthiest in the area.

The land of Starco dreams

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Not him, but I've been hearing that of S3 & 4 in general.

Gonna pretend Area's comic is the canon.

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Because you're a mentally stunted autistic idiot, and I should be allowed a bit of me time without having to fix any of your dumb bullshit mistakes.

A fucking good one you son of a bitch.

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>Monstar has to hold her tail down to avoid giving upskirts whenever she's near you

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There needs to be a wine class next to her.
With at least two empty red wine bottles

>Hearing shit instead of watching the whole thing and have your own opinion.

Pleb

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squish

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>In what world?

The canon one you fucking idiot.

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Fair enough. I just don't feel like sitting through something that appears to be a disappointment.

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It's 2019. The show is over.

And I still love Star.

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We know Marco. We know

cute

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>Tom being that buff.

Guess who this artist shipped.

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Cute and perfect

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HAIL SATAN

>JUST

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>dressing up like marco's parents.

Marco's parents are strangely chill and supportive but I wonder if this would either melt their hearts with cuteness or be kinda weird. They act like an old married couple and they're maybe in year two of even knowing each other.

Then again Marco and Star were best friends within like 3 days of knowing each other. Their pace runs faster than normal people.

If it was we wouldn't have been stuck with the remaining seasons.
It was a fun ride, anons just love to shitpost.

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Where will Daron work at now?
After that shitty ending, I can't see Disney wanting to work with her again.

>Tfw she squeezes you extra right when she's having nightmares and it wakes you up
>tfw you can see her frowning and squirming like she's trying to get away
>tfw she calms down and smiles peacefully when you run your hand through her hair and pat her head and cradle her closer.

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>That Justice belly shirt.
You gotta hand it to her. Jackie has good taste.

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Star was already a pretty big cuddlebug. She just can't keep her hands off of Marco. Imagine how grabby she is now, that Marco is her bf.

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She's already working on another project. The Owl House for sure, and I think Amphibia too.

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The purest of endings

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She buries her head in his neck and takes a super deep whiff so she can get to sleep for sure. I'd bet all the money in my pockets against all the money in your pockets on that.