>did they send for daughters when I asked for sons
Will they change this sexist line for the inevitable live action?
Did they send for daughters when I asked for sons
>Did they send me xims when I asked for xams?
Hopefully, they cancel the Remake before it's Films.
Did they send me roasties when I asked for micrococks?
I'm more worried about them making it even more GRRL POWER. I know Mulan is basically that but it did it in a sensible way and the men weren't made into assholes about it. If anything I think the trans aspect will be the real minefield for them.
>Mulan remake is confirmed to not have songs
What's even the point. That's all Mulan is known for.
It's been filming for a few weeks already.
>It's been filming for a few weeks already.
Source?
>trans aspect
The what
This movie is hilarious when you consider the fact that Li Shang is in constant Gay Panic because of his inexplicable attraction to what he thinks is some young soldier-boy
his intire character has been removed and replaced for the live action movie.
instead it will be a random soldier that knows mulan's secret from the start.
also no songs in the movie at all.
Probably not. If they show a really mean SEXIST man get btfo'd by powerful waman then the crowd is gonna love it
Crossdressing is now trans, according to a tiny amount of loud internet retards.
So society at large according to marketing retards
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There's also been photo leaks and the only one I can remember is of a cherry blossom tree/shrine area surrounded by greenscreens. Also the movie comes out March 2020 and it's June 2019, use your brain dude
They cut him out of the live action movie specifically for that reason.
Can't have a dude who'd stick it in every hole as a main character. What would the Chinese think?
Liu Yifei as Hua Mulan: the daughter of Hua Zhou who disregards both tradition and the law by disguising herself as a man in order to enlist herself in the Imperial Army in place of her ailing father.
Donnie Yen as Commander Tung: a mentor and teacher to Mulan. He leads the Imperial Regiment. A new character who did not appear in the original film.
Yoson An as Chen Honghui: a confident and ambitious recruit who joins Commander Tung's unit. Initially a rival of Mulan, he eventually becomes her ally and love interest. The character replaces Li Shang from the original animated film.
Gong Li as Xian Lang: a powerful and malevolent witch who allies with Bori Khan. She is a new character who did not appear in the original 1998 animated film.
Jason Scott Lee as Bori Khan: a Hun warrior leader allied with Xian Lang, who is intent on avenging his father's death. The character replaces Shan Yu from the original animated film.
Tzi Ma as Hua Zhou: Mulan’s father and a famed war veteran, who is now recalled to the Imperial Army despite his frail health.
Jet Li as The Emperor: a benevolent ruler of China who orders the mobilization of troops via the conscription of one male from each household to fight the Hun army.
Ron Yuan as Sergeant Qiang: the loyal, second-in-command of the Imperial Regiment.
Jimmy Wong as Ling: a soldier in Commander Tung’s unit.
Doua Moua as Po: a soldier in Commander Tung’s unit.
Chen Tang as Yao: a soldier in Commander Tung’s unit.
Xana Tang as Hua Xiu: Mulan’s sister. She is a new character who did not appear in the original 1998 animated film.
Utkarsh Ambudkar as Skatch: a con artist and friend of Ramtish. He is a new character who did not appear in the original 1998 animated film.
Chum Ehelepola as Ramtish: a con artist and friend of Skatch. He is a new character who did not appear in the original 1998 animated film.
5 bucks the witch will turn out to be good and misunderstood
GODAMMIT FUCK
daily reminder that mulan was a xenophobic bigot who killed peaceful immigrants just because they looked different and have a different culture
nothing wrong with that.
defend your borders
>in the movie she joins huns and overthrows the emperor
>yfw the movie ends with the emperor accepting the huns because they are peaceful immigrants
How would china react?
>movie emperor is gonna be a stand in for trump
They would cry and then get fucked by the nips while their backs were turned.
hollywood would never be allowed to make movies in china again. and no american movies would be allowed to air in china for X amount of years.
making hollywood lose out of shitload of money.
or they would bomb disney world
>Let's get down to business, to defeat the Jews
whoa....
You have no idea how much I fucking hate this song...
Because it's so goddamn that catchy that I can't get it out of my head unless I blow it out. With a bullet.
remember that Disney originaly wanted to replace li shang's character with a White european merchant/explorer. but backed down after public outcry.
then they replaced li shang with a random soldier, who happens to know mulan's secret from the start (got to keep those gay undertones away from the chinks)
>did they send me tims when I asked for tams
>Inb4 did they send me sneed when I asked for feed
will they change the scene where mulan sees everybodies dick?
> Jet Li
I hope he have at least one action scene
They went back on the no song thing due to backlash
Why do so many look like the same model?
have you seen how he looks like these days?
besides with the witch added to the story i bet it's gonna turn out the emperor will be the badguy (because woman will never be allowed to be bad or wrong in modern Disney movies)
Yes, but ironically they will pull a first for Disney movies and actually show full frontal male nudity.
What the fuck, how did he aged so fast? Is it like Khadgar?
And they replace him with a character that plays the same role, so really what has changed?
>What would the Chinese think
China wasn't a fan of Mulan. >What the fuck is a hun
That's how they would react
>Will they change this sexist line for the inevitable live action?
No.
>They will add even more sexist lines until they make Shang such a misogynist.
>Mulan will bring her female pajeet friend because she wants to help her friend.
>Mulan starts noticing how men are shit in general.
>Mulan starts remembering how Shang was toxic all the time.
>Mulan and her friend need no man.
>Mulan kicks Shang in the balls.
>”I thought men were supposed to be stronger than a woman~” *Hi fives her friend*
>Mushu: “YAAASS GURL”
you know what piss me off most about disney Mulan live action?
they will turn Mulan into a official princess, like they will make her the emperor niece or granddaughter.
I can’t believe I’m “coding male” every time I wear pants instead of a skirt
>no lets get down to business
>no li
>this bullshit
What even is the point then?
He had hyperthyroidism
arr rook same
I wonder how scary it was to hear about incoming mongol armies back in the day. Those nomads didn't find much value in permanent settlements like cities or towns, raze it all to the ground
Heard family and friends of the opposition were driven before the Mongols as psychological warfare. Don't know if it's true or not.
Didn't they remove Shang? Problem solved OP, can't sing a song if the character who sang it isn't in the movie.
Do you seriously think the Mongols burned down every settlement they came across? Are you stupid or ignorant?
Fuckin' dropped already.
>people are forgetting that the entire point of Milan crossdressing is because she didn't want her father to die on some godless battlefield to some asshat Hun
>rather than view this as the noble if somewhat poorly thought out sacrifice it is trannies and social justice types are going to skree about muh trans representation
The Huns were such awesome characters, I hear how they're gonna ruin them in the remake.
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Holy shit
>Mulan’s sister.
Doesn't adding a sister kind of disregard Mulan's whole "I have to bring honor to my family alone" conflict earlier in the film? Just seems like a stupidly pointless addition.
apparently the huns aren't even in the new film. i don't blame them, a lot of people say they were underwhelming villains.
She'll be the silly girly one to Mulan's 'not like the other girls.'
Best boy?
Dude. Is it gay to be into Ping? Yes, best boy
Wearing mens clothing is now part of being "trans". A girl wearing jeans is now coding male because trannies need the literal universe to bend to them to keep their illusion intact.
My linked videos show perfectly how that are not underwhelming.
Imo they were very impressive.
It’s not going to be a musical at all. It’s gonna suck.
Evidently suicide rates in transsexuals are about as high post "treatment" as they are pre. I can't recall where I read that, though. Regardless, there's no fixing that kind of broke.
I'm expecting an army of middle aged white women to be offended over the use of Chinese people in China for a movie about a Chinese literary character and claim appropriation, orieltalism, and racism.
They seem to have come completely eliminated the GI Jane angle from Artemis Fowl.
Commander Root and Black ops guy Trouble are both girls.
That wouldn't be a terrible thing. no more making shitty movies that pander to Chinese audiences over American ones. No more keeping fucking awful franchises alive because it does well in China.
>Dubs don't lie
Huns are not even in the movie. The villains are an evil witch and her armies.
>yfw they replace the huns with europeans