First reply is the first panel, second is the second, ect until 404. I'll draw anything and everything.
LETS MAKE A COMIC #10
A chicken eats McNuggets
It cuts to a convention that hosting a pet show
The judges are Goro Majima from Yakuza, Duke Nukem, and Mung Daal from chowder.
Meanwhile, in the Old Country, it's an election year.
The top candidates are Mr. Nobody of the Dada Party and Loki of the Loki party.
Edward from Camp Lazlo and Mr. Blik from Catscratch say in unison, “Wow, this election is a total bruh moment” while viewing the posters for the candidates
Pet shows are the traditional way people are elected in the Old Country.
Protoman is also on the panel of judges because he is an expert at judging people.
>Meanwhile in the actual plot
Another judge is Dora.
The last one is Hal Jordan
Dora rubs someone’s nipples
The pets are Twig from Hilda and a cat with a little eyepatch
as played by Ryan Reynolds
I AM FEETHRO
Dark Horse riding into the contest is Takeshi, but everyone is too scared to actually talk to him.
I just want to see OP draw this horrifying falsehood of a man.
And I shall be the new villain of this comic!
Scud and King Bumblefuck have a civil conversation over coffee where they come to a peaceful resolution to their conflicts from the last issue so they won't interrupt the election.
Feethro was mad that he couldn't sigh up to be a candidate in time so he plans on sabotaging the pet primaries
And his comic relief sidekick was a woman with eagle wings glued to her eyelids.
Prince Bumblefuck is having sky pirate adventures while on his way to the pet show.
The first question/challenge for the primaries was about diffic. So obviously the first obstacle course was a ring of fire
Molly and Chadd go into the pet shop......
And they were never seen or heard from again
And they get mauled to death, never coming back to the comic again
But Ms. Mendez pulls them out of where they were hiding.
Plank is the first candidate to speak and disgusts the entire auditorium.
Jesus Christ, Plank, take that shit elsewhere.
Or rather, she pulls some shapeshifters out who proceed to impale her with their harpoon legs.
The cat with the cute little eyepatch represents Loki while Twig represents Mr. Nobody
Meanwhile, Alice Blossom takes her dog into the show so she can be elected as president of Dog Country.
Cobra Commander is impressed with Plank and recruits him into Cobra, lawsuits be dammed.
This user is then impaled by a ceiling panel, never to post again
>"hey, dont mess with my husbando!"
*Difficulty
As Loki was giving his speech, the cat did a flip through the ring of fire and landed with Grace. All the judges gave her an 8, except for Majima (he gave her a 10 for obvious reasons)
Skooks (Destroy God Scooby Doo) is also in the pet show as Takeshi's representation.
For who else but a descendant Marmaduke the annihilator, the tormentor of small towns, is worthy to represent Takeshi?
"YOUR" husbando?!
said the number 23
He's of course there as an ambassador as Takeshi was dubbed god king of the visible universe
As Mr. Nobody readied his speech, we cut to feethro and the sidekick on the rafters.
"I am feethro" feethro said
"Your primary was an apple sir" exclaimed the sidekick
But then he comes back and hadoukens that user.
Ash fox wonders where char aznable took his comics, seeking revenge
Now they're both dead. Mr. Nobody noticed their bodies and moved them to a pocket dimension.
Mr. Nobody calms down the growing anger in the crowed by talking about waifus/husbandos and how if he's elected he will make everyone's waifu/husbando real.
Only to be decapitated by the number 23, who says, "there's only room for one poster who pretty much nobody likes in THIS thread, and that would be me."
Twig does a triple somersault and lands on his back feet. The judges applauded as Duke Nukem throws Twig a rose bouquet
Protoman thinks that's a bold campaign promise, but he'll allow it.
God knows Doc Wily needs to get laid.
>Black Sheep, Black Sheep, have you smoked a joint?
Only for this user to say: "I mean, sure, I post scenarios for characters nobody's heard of, but what makes you so disliked?"
Two characters who I will not be naming in this issue if I can help it.
Right, moving on...
Pet show!
Feethro reaches the boiler room as Mr. Nobody finished his speech.
"I am feethro"
"Sir! What exactly is your plan?"
"You're going to blow up the stadium?!" The sidekick exclaimed
"I am feethro!" Feethro said
"But sir! Think of the children!"
In reality, the woman with an eagle wing glued to her eye was actually thinking about Loki's wife who was cat girl. She fantasized about getting facefucked by her cock.
Author's note, Loki's cat wife's dick was devoid of smegma, and was completely shaven, so no pubes either.
And then the Fire Nation attacked.
With airships because the Old Country is a landlocked mostly dirt farm country.
Feethro reveals himself to be Generalissimo of the Fire Nation.
Senator Shift and his advisor Lacey enter the pet show so they can submit their dog Rayburn.
>Her state of mind
They were told to fuck off by Kamala Khan as the primaries have already been picked.
Prince Bumblefuck mobilizes his sky pirate armada to fight the Fire Nation.
King Bumblefuck sheds a single tear at how proud he is of his son, he never thought he'd ever get to see him do anything cool and this finally cures the king's depression.
Chucky Giller tries to kick Feethro but hurts his foot instead.
Ships explode above the pet contest as Takeshi's watches, his expression never changing from the evil smile he always sports.
Bane watches from the rafters. The bombs have been placed, Dr. Pavel is right by his side, and all he needs to do is wait for the Gotham Rouges to begin playing in the pet show.
Lacey gives the middle finger as she leaves and says: "Well, I wasn't a dog person, anyway!"
Vyse from Skies of Arcadia appears in the aerial battle as if he were announced for Smash.
After Feethro and his sidekick fucking murdered , they encounter Bane and his goons.
Outside of the chaos, Superman is contemplating an intervention, but decides not to intervene.
Fred Jones casually comes through the front door doing the Woody walk from Toy Story 2, knowing full well that he will now be the main antagonist of this issue. His finger gun shoots a laser at someone.
But it wasn't Fred Jones at all, it was Captain N, the Game Master!
He just wanted to play a joke on everyone.
The villains union materialize from the floor and tell him that he has to take a union mandated break from the story or else he'll have to pay a dime and as we all know, a dime is his yearly paycheck
Oh yeah, Eggplant Wizard is there too.
But King Hippo wasn't there, having been murdered by Ms. Mendez a while back.
No. We're not in this Episode.
Eggplant Wizard turns her into a eggplant for her crimes and proceeds to have his way with her.
No one cares to stop him.
Vyse's Big Dick Energy is so powerful he cuts a Fire Nation ship in half.
You think OP is pranking us?
This thread started after yesterday's storytime. It's a hard maybe
Lengthwise!
Only one way to find out. OP might not even be OP, but in that case, then there's a chance that OP might adapt this thread into an actual issue and just have a storytime, either way, we're probably having fun.
Although, last thread was pretty soon after the one before that one. Hard maybe for sure.
Potential designs for Loki's wife? I'm thinking Catra from She-Ra, but I also like
Yeah, just have it be Katia. Demon princes are something she's already familiar with. Loki's not too far off from that.
Alright. But the cat with the cute little eyepatch will resemble this kitten
Dodie comes on to another Fire Nation ship and acts like an insufferable asshole, which is so toxic that the ship disintegrates.
and she is impaled ass first on a stalagmite, the tip exiting her mouth.
Who the fuck are these people? No seriously. Are they from a klasky csupo show?
A Salazzle in the pet show looks upon her with disgust for ripping off her corrosion ability.
It's an old Nickelodeon thing.
I don't think we like it that much.
>Are they from a klasky csupo show?
yes.
>Pet Shop
>We
Can you please stop forcing this into the story? They don't merge well with what's been established and they don't do anything.
I didn't do it, so don't act like I did.
Sorry if you guys didn't recognize these characters. I'll use more mainstream ones.
And only Dodie is from a K-C show. The others are from an obscure Kids' WB show called Generation O!
Let's not delve too deep into meta shit on the chance this thread is actually what it claims to be.
Mr. Nobody's daughter, Terry None, is dispatched to deal with the Fire Nation, she'll tap dance their skulls in.
Okay then. I'll do what you asked.
Feethro and Bane watch from the roof asking to themselves "How many people want to sabotage the pet primaries?"
I suggest you stop using images, since if this is a real thread, that just means we could run out of space before OP is finished posting the pages
"I," said the moose. "I'll hang them with a noose. We support the death penalty."
This user asks "If people stop telling me to use obscure characters, what mainstream characters should I use, 'cause I'm not really invested in the mainstream stuff."
Snoopy was also in the pet show, but abandons it to pilot his dog house as he flies it gallantly into the battle unfolding above.
Sorry, just giving the OP a reference, but I'll stop if you want me to.
We cut to the second question. This question is about serving ones nation. The obstacle for this question is a tightrope over a pool full of sharks
"I don't see the connection" says Sargnarg the Hardge Harg
youtube.com
You could make some up.
You could use a link to an image, like with catbox.moe
But not any kind of Sharks.... YOUNG ADULT MUTANT RONIN SHARKS
"The tightrope is representative of the nation's trust on the government and the sharks are a metaphor for the ferocity that the public enacts against the smallest slip ups." Proton man says.
"Besides, sharks are cool" Duke Nukem adds
So... Street Sharks?
How do you get the youth to stop being fucking hipster trash?
A man named Melvin ominously walks out of the darkness.
And screams "WE WUZ KAANGSS AND SHEEEEEEEEEEEEET"
They were then promptly told to leave the premise and to never come back
Loki proposes to just hive mind the country.
The judges are divided on this.
The cat with the little eyepatch is wobbling on the tightrope. Loki has to change their minds if he wishes to continue this race.
Senator Shift's fine with it, though, even.though he isn't a judge.
One of the core principles of the Loki party is unity, unity through dick.
This will bring much needed infrastructure to the country as they strive to fuck the stars.
All of a sudden, Loki gets shot through the dick.
"Smell you later, homo" proclaims Captain N as smoke comes out of his zapper
Duke Nukem, Ming Daal, and Dora were on board and the cat begins to stabilize, but Dora and Proton man were still unimpressed.
Meanwhile at the Target Store, Goku gets a telepathic message from his sensei Tupac and his reformed friend Biggie Smalls
And Senator Shift rants about "too much homosexuality these days....."
The smoke is actually Loki, the shapeshifting weirdo, and he invades Captain N's lungs giving him cancer as a demonstration of what will happen to the youth in this day and age without unity.
Mr. Nobody's message is simple: Every man, woman, thing, and child has the power to say no. The power of No is what got him this far in the election.
To reject the current reality whole sale is what he promises to everyone if elected.
Captain N slowly starts to die, until Ross Geller from Friends uses「Star Platinum」to SUCC Loki out of his lungs
The judges tell Mr. Nobody to withhold comments as Loki wasn't finished.
Thor, who as we all know is the god of Lesbians, came from under the judges seats and gave him the death stare
This backfires however since Loki's kink is to get SUCC'd. Ross' body eventually starts to convulse and through his insides Loki starts adapting to this new body
this was the push Loki needed as he was able to convince the judges that leaving their thoughts to Loki himself was a great idea. the cat Walks the tightrope with grace and does a triple back flip to the landing pad.
They tell Goku to go to this dog convention because Biggie forgot to get the munchies as his dumbass left them with Snoop Dogg and they're afraid he's going to chug it down like its Hurricane Katrina on New Orleans
Something happens, an unknown reaction causes Ross' body to mutate, something is about to pop out of him and Loki can't control it
the judges give Loki 3 tens and 2 nines.
"it's your turn Mr. Nobody" Majima said
It's a kangaroo.
An atomic fart rips out of Ross' asshole and basically causes everyone on whatever they are to start melting, its worse than Chernobyl. He shouldn't have eaten Taco Bell
Mr. Nobody's dog just fucking break-dances across the tightrope as Mr. Nobody rides his LSD bicycle around the arena making everyone trip balls.
But not any Kangaroo, its actually one of the seven horsemen of the apocalypse, a being so powerful that even Tupac (in heaven) clenches his asscheeks in fear.
Kangaroo Jack
"he makes an appealing argument" Duke said to Majima, who now resembled a one eyed snake.
"I agree" Majima said to a Brick shithouse with sunglasses
sadly the judges couldn't give a score as they got so high, they got naked and started making out
Rayburn, Senator Shift's dog, comes out and tries to show up Mr. Nobody's dog.
Kangaroo Jack offers the people a chance to ascend to heaven by eating his family recipe banana bread.
Mr Nobody's dog refuses to eat the banana bread.
I thought I had repressed that.
Kangaroo Jack is one of Generalissimo Feethro's most powerful captains.
And he was DUMMY THICC
Protoman gives it a 10 because, as a robot, drugs have no effect on him.
His rage immeasurable, Kangaroo Jack uses his omega beams to annihilate Mr. Nobody's dog.
Everyone is appalled and shocked, as if their disgust wasn't big enough, he proceeds to dab on the ashes that used to be Mr.Nobody's dog
Just so you know, you're competing with this.
Shaggy proceeds to tell Scoob to get everyone off-stage, he was ending Kangaroo Jack himself before he harms anyone else
Mr. Nobosy proceeds call out twig in the Metal gear Solid way.
"Twig, answer me! Twig? Twig!!"
Prince Bumblefuck dispatches one of his air pirate captains to fight Kangaroo Jack.
Don Karnage from Tail Spin crashes the stage to sword fight the menacing marsupial.
Suddenly, the earth trembles and the skies blacken. The final judge of the pet competition reveals himself: GALACTUS! The eater of worlds and the appraiser of animals
The disregard for the integrity of the pet showing has offended him and so he has donned the hat of discipline.
All these efforts are in vain, these mongoloids can't fathom the awesome THICC power of Kangaroo Jack, he mops the floor with their face
Frank Drebin and his cutie patootie partner Ruby Rose from RWBY are just watching the complete clusterfuck that is happening on stage.
He could help but the last time he helped someone OJ got out of prison
Snoopy opens fire on Kangaroo Jack before he has a chance to finish anyone off.
An old wise man said that the only thing that could defeat the wide macropod is something thiccer. Otherwise their efforts are futile.
Unfortunately for Snoopy, Kangaroo Jack had used「King Crimson」to skip time and avoid getting shot.
Everyone is left confused and so smexy baldhead Brian Michael Bendis tries to explain King Crimson's ability through Bendis speak
Galactus imbues the hat of discipline with the Power Cosmic and uses it to crush Kangaroo Jack with a loud “SUBALUWAH” echoing across the arena.
Patrick Bateman tells everyone to shut up and notice these gets
Chucky Giller comes back to life and decides to kick Galactus in the nuts.
Wowie Zowie! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight in the Power Cosmic
Araki congratulates Bendis for being the first person to figure it out and shares his secret of eternal youth with him.
After Galactus stomps him to Oblivion, he demands order in the court.
But it wasn't Bendis, it was Matthew Ward.
ATTENTION!! I am utterly appalled by these pet primaries!
Animals died, 5 fucking terrorist threats, drugs! this isn't pet primaries!
Chucky decides to unlock the full potential of Kangaroo Jack.
Everyone is even more shocked when the talking marzupial becomes none other than Keanu Reeves from Cyberpunk 2077
Using the power Cosmic and hostess fruit pies, Galactus resurrects Twig with all the life and vitality that is rightfully his.
The Silver Twig wows the judges.
I'll have a number 3, a large number 10, two number 8s, and a number 3 with extra lettuce. Oh, and a diet coke
Galactus is shook by the appearence of Elder God Keanu, he knows the last time what happened when he crossed with Keanu and the pencil that's still shoved in his pancreas
Silver Twig confronts reeves about how banana breads are terrible and gay.
Loki and the kitten are confused as to what the fuck is going on.
Mr. Nobody was in the same boat
Dan Didio calls for everyones attention. But once he gets it he just says “Fuck Wally West!” and leaves.
100 replies where literatly fucking nothing has happened
Really tells how much the quality has dropped ever since Issue 6 (at least Issue 8 had some fun in it)
Are you talking about the lack of drawings, or the content of the ideas in this thread?
MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM...
The boat being Prince Bumblefuck's ship, and he is charging up the moonstone cannon.
Keanu pops open a can of Monster energy drink to soothe his pain at the fact he has to end his former fiancee Twig, but its for the best, he doesn't want Hilda to be scarred at their secret affair let alone know of the downright faggotry he has just spewed about banana bread
Plank realizes that it was a bad idea to get Sam Raimi to write his speeches for him.
Keanu eats the full brunt of the moonstone cannon, sending him into space where he eventually stopped thinking.
The latter, I mean half the thread has been this obscure cartoon no one knows about being shoved, this fucking guy () and how many people just tried to one shot kill Kangaroo Jack to get back to the previous plot instead of using him for something.
Fred Jones was kind of a shoved character but at least people decided to have fun with him, this is why he pops up so often
Char Aznable descends from the heavens on a overweight unicorn to say his famous line
As the user shoving the obscure cartoon in, you bring up a spectacular point. The problem is, I'm not all that invested in cartoons everyone knows.
You can't get back to the previous plot when Kangaroo Jack fucking murdered the other pets.
But if you really want to try doing that, Kangaroo Jack is now on parole and has to compete in the very completion he tried to stop. He starts pulling things out of his pouch like a magic act.
Shaggy is hurt at seeing Twig being blasted off to space, holding the tears of his face he tries to fight the great Keanu but to no avail
What did I do?
Such as a bunch of baby ducks!
Keanu smacks Shaggy's face with his boner; Frank Drebin closes his daughterfu Ruby's eyes, and redirects the camera towards him "Good lord OP, keep this comic PG"
Except it was Keanu who was blasted to space, not Twig.
And an accordion. The judges are unconvinced.
I go to this user's house and take a big shit that makes Mount Everest look like fucking Gary Coleman in comparison, he can't use a hose or a broom, so he has to smell my smelly shit.
The end
Said the terrible fanfic author.
Can someone give me a quick rundown of what's happening? There's a pet show, that happens to be a presidential race, and now it seems like nothing has happened other than random characters showing up.
Basically what was supposed to happen was that the pet show was a presidential election and the merits of a canidates comment correlated with the performance of the pet. There was supposed to be a plot where Feethro was about to sabotage the primaries and destroy the convention. That's as far as we got before the thread went fucking nowhere
Hard to tell since nothing we've said has been drawn and posted yet.
Everyone keeps trying to interrupt the election because the Old Country is a banana republic or something.
Feethro activates the bombs, but it's too late because everyone already left when the pet show was re-located to a more secure location.
Well, a pet show happened and people were attending, then suddenly this became an election of pets, and then some shit about the Fire Nation happens and Galactus gets involved, and then the pet show continues but stops because of Kangaroo Jack, and finally the pet show continues.
What was the plot of Issue 1, again?
In the last thread, I suggested a pet show. Little did I know rhatmy wish was to be granted by a monkey's paw
Mr. Nobody gets us back on track with "Well, that happened."
The judges are deliberating on who had the best showing overall now.
I blame the fact that everyone's trying to 1-up everyone's post (or straight up retconning/killing off plotpoints). I would vote for a straight-up reboot of this thread. On the condition that if something is posted, it happens and you just have to try to adapt it to the plot or overall change its tone; no 'meanwhiles' or characters getting offed
That's a reasonable argument. Will the pet primaries be the main plot or will it be an entirely new plot?
So, just like how you'd reboot an actual comic, right?
Let's just make a new plot. The funnest issues of LMAC was when the story just went along with what was going on and not try to shove anything pre-planned (there's a reason why Issue 4 gets the stink eye since it was basically 3 anons shoving the Tournament of Power II)
Senator Shift says that Rayburn is the best pet, but nobody listens to him.
I'm still not convinced that we aren't being pranked right now.
And I've been trying to roll with whatever gets posted the whole time.
It would just be an entirely new thread because who is to say any of us would even be in it?
Which is a shame since I had been wanting to have Mr. Nobody and Loki square off for a while now.
I actually had fun with this fucking Trainwreck. Let's just say that Loki and Mr. Nobody decided to screw the whole elections business and just took over the world.
MEANWHILE, Retcon Ray felt like he was needed somewhere...
Basically yeah, everything that happened on the previous thread still happened but let's not try to one-up everyone.
If something happens, it happens and it stays that way. If you don't like what one poster did, stick to it and try to make it entertaining for everyone involved or what you think would be fun.
Mr. Nobody and Loki reveal that the election was a farce all along and that the Old Country is in fact Bumblefuckland, which is not a democracy in the first place, but a monarchy, and they are already on the Prince's airship now.
I wish OP would just come out and say we’re being pranked
So I just looked in the archives and I'm pretty sure we were. The filename is different from the previous ones.
So, let's preserve all our ideas until the real OP decides to make another thread.
Everything is said back to the fight between the Sky Pirates and the Fire Nation
Ruby Rose from RWBY (tm): "What about Kangaroo Jack? And Galactus?"
Retcon Ray: "Kanga-who?"
Actually no.
Hm. Guess I read it wrong.
As the Prince of Bumblefuckland faces off the leader of the Fire Nation, the spirit of Billy Mays shows up to tell them BIG NEWS
I would be too depressed to do that. At most I'd just suggest in this hypothetical next actual #10 thread Mr. Nobody and Loki cameo as being depressed and laying face down on a bar counter over being pranked like this and then leave it at that while whatever the new story is unfolds.
But I'd like to think we're not being pranked, though only the coming days will tell.
Maybe OP just got super drank and blacked out almost immediately.
I'd throw in Hope Corgi, but I'm not really a hopeful person usually.
Well goodnight everyone. This thread was a depressing mess and here's to an actual good issue #10
Aw don't say that, the real let's make a comic is the friends we made along the way.
Yeah, I admit that me shoving too many characters from an obscure show in was going a mite too far.
I think this actually would make for a good #10.
It's different than what's been happening the past couple of threads at least.
"I've been waiting to use you"
If the election was a farce from the start wouldn't that make Feethro a hero for sabotaging an attempted coup? Or was he just trying to seize power for himself in the confusion?
Well, whatever. I guess we'll know if this was all a prank or not by sometime this week.
I don't really expect this thread to still be up when I wake up.
Well I doubt he knew it was made up, so his intentions lean towards being a villain
The almost soulless look in FEETHRO's eyes makes me think of Double King in some weird way.
>FEETHRO
How is that pronounced?
I want to read a comic about that elephant trying to make a comic
Probably like paying a fine.
Oh, so the thread is still up?
So it's a case of everyone being fooled and acting accordingly.
Is this the most meta LMAC thread then?
Possibly, to the point where I'd suggest Maybe Man from The Venture Bros. if we had another thread.
I wouldn’t know, my first was #6
I don’t get it.
Mine was #7. It's meta because he's saying that the pet primaries we're an elaborate prank and everyone was just going with the flow. Very much like how this thread could have been an elaborate prank.
Oh. I get it.
I was there for #1, nothing in this thread is as meta as that.
Like I said, my first was #7
A man is now protesting salad.
That’s right, you heard me.
My first was #8.
It was also when I started to shove random Generation O characters in the comic for no good reason.
When it comes to this kind of thing, no good reason is a pretty good reason.
OP!!!!! Make this thread!!!!!
Seconding.
I blame the thread's downfall on one fag trying way too hard for the story to go back to the pet elections when no one really wanted it.
Someone brought the Fire Nation stuff, he ignored it for Loki; then Kangaroo Jack and he tried to off him three times; then Keanu barely got into the story; its stuff like these that made Issue 4 suck so much (since it was 3 anons ignoring everyone else's ideas for the Tournament of Power thing to happen)
I don't blame any of that on the thread's downfall, I'm not convinced it wasn't doomed from the start.
And it seems like you are attributing all of those things to the same user for some reason.
Issue 4 was fine. The Optimus Propane page is still one of the best ones from the series.
So, do we keep this thread alive and hope OP shows up eventually and sets the record straight on whether he made this thread, and if he’s going to draw this stuff even if he didn’t make it, or do we move on?
Whatever you want to do.
If it's legit and it dies then OP would just make a new thread when he's done with the comic.
If we've been pranked then the real OP will eventually make the real #10 thread and we'll know then.
In that case, I think I’ll just come up with an ending now.
cut to five years later, where it’s revealed this whole story was a flashback being told by a giraffe to a group of schoolchildren, who ask how he knows any of this if he wasn’t even there. And the teacher asks what any of this has to do with the Wright Brothers’ first attempts at flight.
The giraffe then runs through the wall to get out of this awkward situation.
END OF LINE
I can dig it.
No prank, real thread. Ended up getting a booty call last night.
Alright. Good to know.
All I did was submit the pet show and some guy submitted the elections and another one merged the two. I stopped contributing after the LSD part.
Nice. Hope it was good OP
HYPE
>booty call
Oh?
Oh cool, good to hear.
Glad it wasn't a prank, and despite what has been said, I think this might actually turn out to be a good issue.
It's funny to me that Nomura is not in this issue (and I'm not saying to add him at this point) when there's new Kingdom Hearts news.
youtube.com
And it is every bit as bad as what I've come to expect it to be.
But if it's not too late, maybe sneak in an ad for "Beltan Zipper XLII Tilduran of Destinu"?
I just want issue 11 to be the end of Fred Jones really, either a redemption story or him being the main bad for the last time.
We've already seen the last of him.
Outside of flashbacks.
>Issue 6 alone had him convince Biggie to join his side despite Notorious B.I.G. being stronger than him
>Even when Ross used Za Warudo, he just walks it off and breaks his arm
>His Radical Alucard reveal set-up the events for Issue 6 which was the best one in my opinion
>Temporarily killed Kanker
>His influence caused the deaths of Astro Boy, Martian Manhunter, Miles Morales and the destruction of Mars
How can one man be so based?
Doesn't sound very based to me.
Issue 6 was the end of him as far as I'm concerned.
Fred is as overused as Goku, King of Bumblefuck Land and Scud; piss off.
It amazes me how much use Scud got after I brought him up in the 5th thread.
Not once after that thread have I been the one to bring him back into the mix.
He popped up briefly in #8 disguised as a pizza box for some new grand kekiku of his. Nomura disintegrated him however to prove he's the real endgame villain of the series.
King of Bumblefuckland's at least an original character, I don't mind him so much.
We could always retcon it so that Fred was an illusion Nomura conjured as part of his convoluted plan.
Or Fred is an immortal lovecraftian entity that can't actually be killed. At least not in the traditional sense.
Well then he'll have to settle for a fate worse than death.
Not really since the previous thread was about Nomura confessing that he can't live up to Fred's hype before being saved by Lord Hatred and thus being "redeemed" as a villain.
Please no.
It's better when the convoluted-ness is spur of the moment ad libbing bullshittery than anything actually taken seriously.
Fred kept claiming everything was going to plan when it was obvious nothing was a plan, but it was treated as if it were, in pretend.
Can you imagine the shit show if Sora is announced for Smash tomorrow?
Because we know someone is getting announced for Smash tomorrow.
>Fred gets killed infinetly
First, nice dubs
Second, laugh it all you want, he could've succeeded in his keikaku on Mars if it weren't for those meddling kids and Goku
Its Erdrick
All I care is that Fred stops getting involved, since he makes it impossible for any progress to be made as long as he's involved. He's in Hell, or otherwise indisposed.
The only thing I know about Dragon Quest is the meme that the guy who makes Hunter X Hunter is chronically addicted to it and that's why there are so many hiatuses.
Well with the next thread we're coming up on 12 issues. We gotta have a proper volume 2 finale with Nomura vs Fred.
That wasn't in my contract!
This will never not be a cheap way to write off a character. Fred Jones was based, let him be his own person
You should've had your lawyer read more closely to the terms of employment. I get to say what goes.
Or it could be something else entirely.
Just ask yourself if that's something you actually want to see, or if it's something you feel obligated to see through.
I think user meant that specific instance.
I AM THE LAW! yer
Both are applicable. I think we could do a crazy final issue to wrap up his arc. Nomura's grown on me and there's a reason other anons are requesting him to be in this too.
The Smash announcement tomorrow will decide how I would think to portray him in the future.
Either as dejected and plotting for his remaining three chances, or as an ascended being who has mastery over meme magic.
Keikaku vs Belts n Zippers: a LMAC story
Whoever wins, we lose.
What if somebody else wins, then is there a chance we could win too?
The only person that could possibly win in this scenario is Bob Iger somehow.
I've been trying to build up Prince Bumblefuck for a while now.
Well he'll make an appearance soon if OP follows through.
I can think of a few other choices.
I know, I'm the one behind most of his actions this thread.
I'm trying to build the prince up to at least be a decent character and I'm hoping the end of the king's depression will be sufficient closure for the king's character arc.
His depression has been cured since Lord Hater took him disco dancing, remember? That's why they're so tight.
Depression is a thing that keeps coming back unless the root cause is addressed. Otherwise all the distractions in the world won't help.
And that root cause was the King's son having the 'tism, which was cured in issue 7. Now the king gets to see his boy again for the first time after that happened and see him kicking ass at that.
But will they learn who else they're related to?
Or did they already learn that?
They're not really related to anyone special. It's just the king and his newly cured autistic son.
But what about the quest the Prince went on after being cured?
No, we never found out. Though Shinji ended up being the king's nephew, we never found out who the king's uncle was. Only that the prince has been with him since boarding that airship.
So the prince's great uncle is still an unknown, but I assume he's been training the lad.
I thought the uncle was Dr. Piccolo.
I thought the Prince didn't find out yet because his quest was interrupted.
Nope, I just looked at the pages and it indicates that the king is Shinji's uncle, but nothing on who the king's uncle is.
We did not find out who the king's uncle is.
So much damn lore.
I call dibs on the revelation in issue 13!
Or whatever the issue three issues after this issue
is.
I'll even take a screenshot as proof it was me, if that helps my case.
You do you. I don't have any plans of my own for great uncle Bumblefuck.
Aw man I was going to make the king of Bumblefucklands family saga a Game of Thrones parody. Or a Saga parody.
Is OP fucking. Good for him, but don't leave us hanging.
You still can, there's more than just three people in a family usually.
I don't know anything about Game of Thrones though other than incest and dragons, and that sounds like a bit much for the Bumblefucks.
At least we know it's not a prank now, so that means OP will deliver in full eventually.
It's pronounced "Say Guh"
Unless you're Italian, in which case it's "See Guh"
I just want Spider-Ham to get resurrected, Handsome Squidward could give Giorno tips on how to resurrect him given he did the same for Handsome Tulio.
Death doesn't mean much in this series. Spider-Ham could pull a Goku and spend 24hours on earth at some point.
I only accept this if it ends with a hug and Spider-Ham saying "You kept me waiting Giorno and here I thought you had porked me"
Handsome Tulio never actually died though, he was just a vegetable.
And you'd think Handsome Tulio would want some payback on Mr. Nobody for doing that to him.
Maybe he just hasn't gotten the opportunity yet?
Well Mr. Nobody didn't pop back up again until issue 8 and that was just for a panel.
Now he's back on center stage doing whatever plan he has.
Yeah, but the issue is already over, so it'll have to wait until next time.
Fitting that the Number One Hat would only show up at the end of a volume.
But I'm still of the opinion that new things should constantly be thrown into the mix and not to constantly re-hash/reference old things.
Its the SSJ God SSJ #1 hat
Super Saiyan James God Super Saiyan James Number One Hat?
No, when I brought in the hat during #6 I meant for it to be the hat from Spongebob, but I feel like no one caught on with that.
"He was number one!" just wasn't a big enough hint I guess.
>I am now picturing someone wearing that hat
Damn, that's funny.
I got the reference user. It wasn't in vain.
I guess now we just wait for OP to do his thing. Hopefully the thread will be kept up for him, but if not then we know he'll just make another one when the comic is done.
Either way, I can't stay awake any longer, but I'm glad I did save the thread yesterday morning.
Imagine what beverage of choice would be in the hat's canisters.
That's good.
THANOS REAPPEARS, AGAIN
AND HE DABS, AGAIN
WOAH woah woah who says it's over?
and
So? Why are they more importanter?
For starters, neither of them used the phrase "more importanter" and the decision seemed to have been made quite a while ago.
More importanter can be a legitimate discriptive verb.
Keeping this thread alive
>verb
get some better bait.
Silly sissy Jackoff god silly sissy jackoff
Scrappy Doo wasn't expecting this when he signed on to the NYPD. But I guess that's how the job goes.
A bump before bedtime
His partner Chicken Little thought he knew the streets, but that assumption cost him the use of his legs.
Scrappy Doo and a Porygon should team up as they are both among the most shafted characters.
Porygon's just two weeks from retirement when the old Pokémon gets assigned to the case of his career.
When tragedy happens with an industrial magnet, his young grandson, Porygon-Z, goes looking for answers.
But little does he realize this will lead him to uncover a gigantic Japanese conspiricy to conceal knowledge of the gigantic beast known as Godzilla.
His father, Porygon2, concerned with his son's safety since he can't wield the family eviolite, contacts "uncle" Scrappy in the hopes he might be able to prevent history from repeating itself.
I've always thought of the Godzilla that appears in #5 to be different from the Godzilla that appears in earlier issues.
Well yeah, the other one you inexplicably must be mistaken with was Batzilla, a 100% unrelated trademark.
Who has that trademark?
But little did he know, this wasn’t the real Scrappy! It was actually...
Cornelius, the horrible little identity theft imp who made it his life goal to ruin Scrappy's reputation.
Well, you weren't wrong, but it's not just him.
Who knows what scheme he’s scheming!
Batgod personally appears to congratulate Gohan (with sword) for getting into Smash.
He may be scheming to.......jaywalk across the street! HOW HORRIBLE!
Porygon2 sees through Cornelius clever ruse and declares "My goodness, is it 4:30? I'm supposed to be having a back, sack & crack!" to exit his interactions with him.
Cornelius, while confused, doesn’t take this as a sign that he’s been found out.
But I thought Android 17 with a sword got in?
Gohan with sword, 17 with sword, Goku with sword, and Pan with sword are all in.
Matt Booty and his younger brother Tim Anus show up
Is OP autistic?
Not a fucking clue. He’s definitely artistic though.
Why do you ask?
It's just very random to do something like this.
And yet he has done is successfully 10 times already with this being the 11th time.
And that’s when OBAMA shows up. And he’s pissed.
Porygon-Z has recruited a Hoopa to his cause and they are opening portals to the monsterverse.
After he's done toweling all the piss off, he screams shrilly. He turns into Manilla Gorilla.
Scrappy desperately tries to evacuate civilians but Obama's too hungry.
Wait, real Scrappy, or fake Scrappy?
He's not hungry for flesh though, he's hungry FOR THAT LITTLE BEACH!
Tourist flee in terror as the sand is sucked away.
Because that's what obama means in Japanese, little beach.
Obama is a colloquial a Japanese term?
According to wikipedia
>Obama (小浜 or 小濱) is a Japanese surname literally meaning "little beach"
Yes.
Despite being safe everyone was sad because there wasn't a beach to visit anymore desu.
They promptly rescheduled their vacations to Disney World.
Is that the one in Florida, or the other one?
Land is California, World is Florida. Cmon user a 1 second google search.
but if I googled it, then the thread wouldn't have been bumped.
In the depths of the Disney World castle an ancient sealed coffin rumbles.
It's labeled...
"Do not open until next thread."
Well that's a strange name.
Porygon-Z concurs with his Hoopa friend. If they cannot open the coffin, they can simply portal the contents out.
Though neither of them really know why they are in the Disney World castle now.
How would you guys feel if there was a Yea Forums group project to turn at least one issue into a short film? Kinda like Shrek Retold?
I feel I would have no ability to help or hinder such an endeavor. A dramatic reading or a Fist of the b0rf Star sort of thing would seem more likely to me.
You don't need abilities; it can just be a B0rf star thing or a contribution with a voice role/music
Let's see if the thread continues to persist in the wait for OP.
I still wouldn't be able to do anything because I have no recording devices.
which issue?
Every headphone has a mic in it these days.
I was thinking Issue 2 with a post-credits of when Goku meets Doctor Strange in Issue 3
That would be dope. Issue 6 should be a contender for adaptation as well.
I don't have one of those.
I'm not sure it would work. Shrek is an actual film, so it's relatively simple to organize a retold project. I think the closest thing to that we could try is something like getting a ton of individual drawfags to each adapt a page.
I think it'd lose it's charm if it was a re-animate project. A text-to-speech overlay would be fine.
Thay do?
They do?
What the hell kind of headphones do you have?
The kind that don’t look like they have any kind of microphone.
Well guess you're not going to be in on this then. For shame.
Wonder what's shinaniggers OP is up to today.
You never know with that guy.
OP, if you read this before the thread dies, please tell me, do you have a cover for the previous issue made yet?
Also, bumping the thread because I can and probably should.
Once OP has covers for the first 6 issues I'll do a re-upload of volume one.
Once there are covers for all the issues in volume 2 (however long that may be) I'll do a volume 2 upload instead of just the individual uploads.
Bumpity bump bump
OP, if you're readin this, make the cover of Volume 6 be like the Street Fighter Alpha 2 flyer but with Shaggy and Ligma Joker
Robbie Rotten can be Sakura's sillhouette
How many covers has OP done? Mind posting them?
Planning for the future, eh?
I was thinking of doing a storytime on the Fred saga (~Issues 3-6) once OP gives news about the covers
I think this is for the annual
7.8/10
not enough penis, pubes, and/or pit hair.
Otherwise pretty good though.
That's actually it. Still waiting on the rest of the first volume.
Issue 4 should be a JoJo reference
With Albert Wesker
What does he have anything to do with anything?
Kira
No, that was more of a back cover.
There's no official cover for it then, so it'll have to do for now.
>for now
If OP doesn't make it then I think it counts.
>for
>now
OP hasn't failed us yet. He'll deliver. It's not a matter of if, just when. There was a massive wait for the annual for example. So yeah >for now.
And also >bump.
Kek brainlet.
>Fuck
>You
Whatchu talkin bout, Pegasus?
Yo gucci gang, I haven't gotten any work done on this issue yet sadly, both my arms/shoulders developed some problems. Not a gigantic deal but still a little fucked up from the crash and I really shouldn't be drawing very much right now. Nothing a little PT wont eventually fix.
I haven't made it. I had an outline but then I lost it and haven't bothered. But I did finish the other ones a while back and never scanned them.
Who knows if there will even be a volume 3.
That'd be awesome man.
Ha, I was vibbing off an old wildstorm cover and making her a hairy futa just was too... uh... distracting for that. Anyways I hope people realize most of the covers are references to some of my favorite books.
Thanks G.
>distracting
Fair enough.
I don’t suppose you could draw it sometime else anyway? It’s fine if you don’t, and if any of us didn’t know that bit of information before, we do now.
Could you tell us which other covers were inspired by... other covers?
Sure, I might as well dump the actual comic images for comparison in a sec.
Your health takes priority, always.
I'm content to wait. You've never let us down before.
Thanks for saying that man.
It should've if only you posted that earlier.
Now I'll be able to do a re-upload of volume one on mega with the covers included next time.
Geez. Yeah it was just a bonus pin up desu but that exchange inspired me to just make it the cover.
Still boggles my mind that Gohan (with a sword) will be in Smash.
I read that bottom subtitle bit in Winnie the Pooh's voice.
It was hilarious.
Thank you for that.
It just paves the way for Goku (ginger+sword) to get in there.
We don't use the hundred acre woods enough.
The cover for volume one as a whole?
Yup.
Neat
>Dark Phoenix
Well... she is powerful.
I don't know who that is though.
Void from WILDC.A.T.S. It's a great big dumb 90s series, highly recommend it.
Okay, what does she do?
She's a reality manipulator. Can teleport and stuff like that.
I hope your physical therapy goes painlessly, OP.
Ah, fitting.
Your millage on the series may vary but imo all the early Image books are great fun. I still think first arc of wildcats was used as the basis for Whedon's Avengers.
Thanks man, I appreciate that a lot.
Wholesome/10
Late night bumpity bump.
Almost afternoon here.
And here it is afternoon.
Closer to evening now really.
With OP going to physical therapy I doubt this thread will be able to stay up until after that's sorted.
I'd guess maybe a month at minimum from now is when OP would be back up to 100%.
At this point it just depends if anyone wants to keep it up.
And seeing the types of threads being made on Yea Forums right now...
Is that a yes?
I just thought I'd bump it so it doesn't get knocked off the board by a bait thread.
Lots of those going around. It's summer.
It's been a year round thing for a while now.
Sure, up.
So do we still keep this up?
If the answer is no, just don’t respond.
Sure why not.
Well, OP isn't going to be able to deliver this thread, but I don't see why not to keep the thread up.
Alright, so to the bump limit, or until nobody bumps in time.
We can probably have a conversation related to the issue if we want.
Personally I think the election issue went fine. A bit of a dip when Galactus showed up since he was acting like a prude, but overall I think it'll turn out fine when OP has recovered enough to start drawing again.
Predictions on how OP will adapt?
What's the official tier list of LMAC?
Probably the same was as he's done before.
It's so volatile you'd have to do it issue by issue.
That’s classified.
It's mostly "what if X character were dropped into marvel/DC" threads tonight.
That's not very new for Yea Forums desu