Who would win in a fight, Goofus or Gallant?
Who would win in a fight, Goofus or Gallant?
Jaxon Torres
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Charles Robinson
Gallant is a pussy, Goofus would cheat.
Josiah Long
mad magazine did a parody recently with goofus gallant, and trump.
Aaron Ortiz
>mad magazine
more like Bad Gagazine
Juan Ross
Goofus would go for the nads
Nathan Rodriguez
Gallant would want a fair fight, Goofus would stab him with scissors before the fight even started
Isaac Rodriguez
Gallant keeps himself healthy, but Goofus would undoubtedly cheat.
Jaxon Parker
Gallant challenges Goofus to a fair fight on even ground. Goofus sets fire to Gallant's home while he sleeps.
Jaxon Allen
Goofus would take advantage of anything available to him regardless of if it was considered cheating or not.
James Jones
Dominic Sanders
Who could break more hearts?
Hunter Moore
This image makes me sad.
Asher Gray
Depends. Gallant probably works out and is trained. Goofus probably would cheat.
Hard to tell. Goofus would probably bring a baseball bat knowing full well that Gallant has the advantage in every department.
Kayden Torres
Like pretty much everyone else has said, it's a toss-up.
Gallant is in better shape because he lives a clean life and takes care of himself, but Goofus will cheat his ass off.
Christian Hall
The problem with that scenario is that Gallant would be prepared for Goofus cheating.
Juan Martin
i was waiting for this one, thanks user.
Evan Perry
Rooting for Goofus
Samuel Edwards
Gallant fights fair. Goofus brings a knife to a fistfight. Partially because he is dumb.
Ayden Hernandez
It will end up like this with Gallant as Majima
Gavin Perez
Gallant would disarm Goofus and disable him quickly, using the minimum force required to incapacitate. Goofus might have an advantage but he would be sloppy and undisciplined. Meanwhile Gallant's technique is flawless from countless hours of practice and study.
Nathaniel Morris
This is the best parody
Oliver Powell
Its missing the best part though
Where you're hanging out with the broskies at the mall
Disregard women, obtain bromance
Bentley Adams
damn those are some brass balls. Jewel encrusted brass balls, but still brass balls.
Wyatt Wood
Goofus overextends himself and tries to copy moves he saw on television. Gallant keeps a cool head and disables his target with precision and training.
Josiah Bennett
>Gallant begins an intense but effective strength training regime and martial arts education
>Goofus does a heavy stack cycle and gets testicular cancer at age 24
Jonathan Garcia
So Gallant would win. I know MA, and I can tell you training pays off way more than just simply fighting dirty.
However if Goofus used a weapon he'd win. He could also win if he'd gang up on Gallant with other Goofus like individuals.
Brody Hill
Is the little brother part of the equation?
Chase Sanders
Would watch this fight
Camden Bennett
Rejecting Chie = rope