How would you fix him?

How would you fix him?

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Bullet to the head

well they never tried therapy so probably that

Slow redemption, make him an overall happier person but still have humorous bouts of melancholy

>i fix him by redeem him herp derp
Why post at all?

Start listenin'

DONT FIX HIM!! I love King of the Hill and my favorite thing was seeing Bill get tortured or hurt!

There was this episode where Dale gets a falcon ghe falcon kept flying up and swooping down and attacking Bill! And then the episode where Boomhauer falls in love with an older woman and Dale wants to get her attention by digging holes in the route that she runs and he keeps falling in them over and over and I walk hollering with laughter seeing him continuously get hurt!

I meant ‘Bill wants to get her attention’, whoops.

This. The one time he was actually allowed to go to group therapy he seemed happier after a few days. Bill has a shitload of trauma to unpack between how his ex-wife treated him and that childhood of his.

His obnoxious foppish cousin allows him to become rich from family recipe

I don't know why the fuck Hank wouldn't be a guy and give him the group therapy he always wanted, as he always expected to be what Hank always want to be.

People forget that Bill is a jackass. He gets into power and becomes Paton. S13E16

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It is hysterical. Like when Bobby did a Tarot reading

>He's just suicidal, he's not crazy.
Hank's got weird ideas about mental health.

Hanks an asshole

Thus sounds like it was written by a legitimate psychopath

I'd chain him up in my basement and only feed him if he squealed like a pig while I fuck him.

he'd probably be happier

smuggling.

You can't fix foolish

Let him win sometimes.

No! Bill must suffer for our amusement.

stop regressing him back to square one for the sake of status quo. probably my number one issue with this show was that so many episodes fleshed out and built on bill's character only for him to end up at square one. Arguably no other character was given as many episodes as bill and most of those episodes were about fixing bill only to have some dumb ass pull reason why he cant be better.

as a character nothing, he is exactly as he should be
as a person nothing, he's fucked

I legit probably would have just let the man take his own life during the christmas episode.

Just let him marry Former Texas Governor Ann Richards. Oh wait, she died in 06. Whoops.

RCMP "starlight tour"

It is funny but you also don't sound right, boy.

No, just a victim of shitty parenting. His father screwed with him and made it impossible for Hank to enjoy most normal human interactions, and his mother did jack shit to counteract those things. He may not be a bundle of nerves like Bill, but he's pretty fucked up himself all things considered.

Are you being ironic? Every sentence you wrote has a weird tone to it, and why did you add exclamation points at the end of every sentence?

No, this isn’t ironic. I just got excited thinking about how much I like seeing physical harm happen to the King of the Hill character Bill Dauterive.

Relax, it’s a cartoon. I hope you know it’s not real.

is this autism?

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>rape

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probably just an autist

Have him volunteer to train police attack dogs as the guy they attack. He's well-liked and humble and as the Bill-dozer he doesn't go down too easy and the dogs walk away stupidly well trained. Everything else is the same, he's just well-liked there.

Bag on his head.

Pretty much what I came here to say. Bill had so many chances to move on to a new chapter in life if they'd just dare to not press the reset button. There was comedy potential in exploring that. Bill should have made a small but non-trivial fortune selling his family bbq sauce recipe and then got happily remarried to Laoma.

Hank is one of those old-fashioned people that abhors the idea of sharing his feelings. Anytime Hank is forced to go outside his stoic facade he's almost always extremely uncomfortable. A lot of that has to do with his shitty upbringing by Cotton who punished him relentlessly for ever showing weakness so Hank isn't the type of person that can really be relied upon to talk about messy issues with.

Pretty much all the characters regressed as the show went on, kind of the nature with Sitcoms. Bobby and Peggy grew more selfish, Dale became even more paranoid, and Bill just kept getting more pathetic.

This is why a live action KotH should never be attempted.

Veterans deserve the bullet

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Without veterans you wouldn't have the ability to bitch about it. Be grateful dickhead

Whitout "veterans" my country would be 100% white. Hope they get beaten to death by a rapefugee in thier sleep

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