Why didn't Steven just tell them to have sex?

Have sex is OP. Nerf when?

Dilate

>this whole thread

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Why would dilate trigger anybody here? Women dont exist in the internet

The arrows are all backwards. Learn to use a fucking flowchart.

I ain't falling for it, but have a (you) for subtle bait

Yikes

OP has a point
Answer the OP Steven Universe fans, Why didn't Steven just tell them to have sex?

I would have sex with Sadie. Repeatedly and with no protection.

because steven as a character isn't that much of a petty buzzword addict, it's just not too his style, he's both the councilor and the glue of his family, this doesn't mean he's above his own problems and doesn't need someone to talk too, but in short it's just not his style.

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have sex

He has to keep up his image of innocence so he could only strongly imply it to them

What does dilate even mean?

Seethe

susans.org/wiki/index.php/vaginal_dilation

Wait, it's a fucking open wound???

Cringe and over-analyzerpilled

Um no sweetie, its real

I forgot Sadie wasn't an obese midget in the pilot. Looks like they took the fat out of fatfuck pilot Steven and injected it into her, making her compress under the added weight.

He does the childish equivalent of telling people to fuck, which is to say he repeatedly refers to them as though they are already married and he encourages them to name their first child after him.

I still don't really "get" the have sex meme, is it supposed to be an insult or is it purely shitposting?

Why would most of these trigger anybody? Rent Free is the only one with any effort to it in terms of creativity. The only reason "Have sex" is spammed is the data that shows 30% of most western men between 18 and 36 haven't had sex since they were underage/ever so the insult always has about a one in four chance of hitting truth. "Dilate" is something like one in million and that's not an exaggeration.

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it started unironically from posters on normalfag sports boards but everyone posting it now is just shitposting

Half shitposting but shitposting that probably came from an unironic burn of some sort. It does seem to work on Yea Forums of all places for obvious reasons.

I and a few others I knew got banned for replying to an autistic spammer on Yea Forums with that phrase so it's considered 'poor quality' enough to have been based on some spammed meme. That or the guy was a mod.

>The only reason "Have sex" is spammed is the data that shows 30% of most western men between 18 and 36 haven't had sex since they were underage/ever so the insult always has about a one in four chance of hitting truth.

You're forgetting that Yea Forums is a website of nerds and social outcasts that likely fit into that category which makes it even more likely that it'll hit someone here than just a 1 out of 4 chance.

Have sex

Do you remember the old phrase "You need to get laid"? This is literally the same thing, implying obsessive behavior with hobbies can/will be cured by a romantic relationship, normalizing and curbing such behavior. It didn't work then and still doesn't work now.

I learned something today

Unfortunately

>That time at GDQ where they needed actual men to help dilate with their member becuase all the equipment was missing from the first aid stations

Sneed

Oh my fucking God.

Is this the most advanced version of Rock Paper Scissors Laser Spock?

>when word filters could really be used for good but hiroshimoot cares too little

Tfw you spend your whole life making sure your open wound doesnt heal shut using prying tools

God has forsaken us

You now realize the trans community wants kids as young as 6 to undergo this process

Faggot

Go away

>necro bumping troll

>neo-vagina
stop trying to make it sound cooler than it already is

*actually, not already
fuck

Wow, very cool.

Why didnt White Diamond just kill Connie, the Crystal Gems and mind control Steven?

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because the agenda take priority over the story.

>user why didn't you write a relevant answer to our questions?
>Because my agenda takes priority over quality conversation.

hot

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Man, Sadie really let herself go after the pilot, She must have ate so much donuts to cure her of her crippling depression because of her shaky relationship with lars or maybe because her last boyfriend dumped her. I know this is non canon, but I can somewhat accept this as a fact. Cuz' SU is shit.

Have sex is beaten by 'bend over'

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Because he's mentally 8 and unlike you he wasn't fiddled by his caregivers.